[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

Standing in front of the huge wine cabinet and slowly turning around, all the Avengers were sitting on the sofa not far from the bar, and they had already followed the sound.Iron Man and Phil Coulson stood directly opposite, and Peter, who was complaining, stood in front of them, holding the spider web with his right hand.Emily, whose left hand was firmly grabbed by the spider's silk, was heartbroken.

#Peter Are you stupid? ? #

Facing the playful eyes of the Avengers, Emily tugged hard on the hand that was held by Spider-Man, but accidentally stuck her right hand to the spider silk. "Peter, let me go!" Obviously she wanted to help the little spider pour wine, but she was bitten back by the other party, and Emily expressed her anger.

"Hey, Emily, haven't you always opposed my drinking? What's going on? Drinking secretly while I'm away?" Stark, who knew the cause and effect of the matter, deliberately pretended not to understand the situation. "Well, Peter, well done." He patted the little spider on the shoulder encouragingly.

Both hands were stuck together, and Emily, who really couldn't get rid of the spider's thread, could only resign herself to go around the bar in front of the wine cabinet, and walked to the crowd. "It's not like that, Mr. Stark. Peter wronged me!" He raised his tightly stuck hands together in front of Spider-Man, "Untie me quickly!" Emily felt that she was simply a victim now. Prisoner handcuffed by police.

Peter untied the spider thread obediently, but couldn't stop talking, "Emily, I didn't wrong you", the little spider who cheated Emily actually looked aggrieved, "You are just now, I am underage, We're both under the legal drinking age. I'm doing this for your own good." The sincere Spider-Man now looks like a mean-spirited elementary school dean.

After watching the whole process, Natasha and the others, who clearly knew why Emily went to the wine cabinet to get wine, couldn't help laughing, "Hahahahaha." Thor, who heard Peter's question without leaving a word, couldn't hold back.

With her hands free again, Emily ignored the laughing Avengers and stood in front of Spider-Man.Wearing high heels, she was a little bit taller than Little Spider, "Peter, let me ask you, have you never drank alcohol?" Heh heh heh, you ungrateful Spider-Man, wait for me.

"Of course not." As a teenager, the curious Peter naturally went out with his classmates for a sneaky drink.But he would never admit this kind of thing in front of Iron Man and Captain America, "Emily, I've never drank." Simple Peter thought that just refuting would be enough.

"Oh? Really?" It's your words that I've been waiting for!

Emily, who pulled the little spider into the trap, was immediately refreshed after hearing the other party's answer, "Jarvis, let's see if Peter has never drunk." Turning back to the bar, Amy Li poured a glass of low-alcohol champagne for her boss and Phil Coulson each, and then filled her own glass with fruit juice. "Peter, it's time to expose your lies!"

The big screen broadcasting the British news was filled with the latest video material Jarvis found—Peter and three classmates, who were still carrying the high school bag in the city, appeared on the screen, and each of the four boys had a can of beer in their hands.

"Well, very good, Jarvis, what else did you find?" Emily, who had won the battle, would not let Spider-Man go so easily.

"No, wait, Jarvis!" Peter fluttered in front of the big screen trying to block the picture. "Jarvis, this is an invasion of privacy! You're breaking the law! Shut it down! Shut it down!"

"Mr. Parker, Miss Emily's authority is five levels higher than yours, and you have no right to cancel Miss Emily's order." Jarvis, with a clear and pleasant voice, was very understanding, "Miss Emily, except In addition, there are six close-up videos of Mr. Parker drinking, please continue to show it?"

"Hahahahahaha."

This time the laughter was louder than before.

Well-educated Spider-Man Peter Parker gets dizzy after listening to Captain America's Steve Rogers lecture on the dangers of teenage drinking.He originally thought that his level of chatterbox was incomparable, but unexpectedly, a mountain is higher than a mountain. The level of chatterbox of the 90-year-old Captain America Steve Rogers has far exceeded Peter's imagination .

"Cap", after seeing the lecture on "Several Hidden Dangers of Drinking Alcohol among Teenagers", Captain America, who still wants to give another lecture on "How to Establish a Correct World Outlook, Life Outlook and Values ​​for Teenagers", will continue, Peter is finally afraid, "I will never I’ll drink, I promise.” Obviously he came to attend Thor’s welcome party, but Peter didn’t understand why he became a kid who was educated by the old man halfway.

Emily, who successfully tricked the little spider, hid aside and laughed.

"And Emily!" Peter pointed to the culprit who was sitting on the side of the sofa listening to Phil Coulson's anecdotes and his education, "Cap, just now Emily went to the front of the wine cabinet by herself Looking for a drink, you have to talk about her." Peter understood that his respected Mr. Stark would never teach Emily a lesson, so he pinned his hopes on the old-fashioned Captain America.

"Emily doesn't know how to drink." As Emily's former neighbor, Steve agreed with the little girl's living habits, "I was a neighbor with her, and she hates the smell of alcohol very much. Emily But he doesn't drink at all."

"Peter, just listen to what Cap says, why are you talking back." Emily, who got cheap and good-looking, poked her head out from the side of the sofa and made a face at Little Spider, "You are the one who drinks secretly." wrong."

"Peter, although we both joined the Avengers at about the same time, I always have more experience than you." James Barnes put down his glass and patted Little Spider on the back with an expression of "I'm from here." , "Now I will teach you the first rule of survival in this building-don't mess with her." Holding Peter's head, Barnes let the other party look at the man who has refocused on Phil Coulson "Don't mess with her," the little girl in the world—this is the friendly advice from ex-Winter Soldier James Barnes, who was forced to sell himself to pay off his debts, to the young Spider-Man Peter Parker.

#Here is a dazed little spider#

Maybe it's because Barnes' advice worked, maybe it's because Peter really repented that he sold out his teammate that day was really inappropriate, maybe it's because Peter was afraid of being five levels above him in Jarvis Emily would be so angry that she would stop tipping him off and gossip about superheroes with him.In short, after deep introspection, Little Spider decided to save his revolutionary friendship with Emily - taking advantage of the fact that the boat of friendship is leaking and has not sunk yet, Peter Parker decided to take the opportunity that he has been reduced to the bottom with Emily. I know how low the favorability is and brush it back.

"Emily, our school has an event on the weekend and the campus is open. People who come can watch movies, snacks, and performances for free. Do you want to come?" Spider-Man, who had just successfully stopped a group of bank robbers, received a message from Javi. After Si's arraignment, he came to the Avengers Building in a spider jumpsuit and jumped in from the top floor terrace.

"No." Emily wasn't interested in high school activities.Moreover, Little Spider's act of selling her teammates last time deeply hurt her young heart. "I don't want to go." Fortunately, she still regarded Little Spider as a revolutionary comrade, but she didn't expect that this comrade would betray the revolution before the enemy came.

"It's very interesting, let's go. I'll call Mr. Barnes again, let's go together." Peter didn't give up, "There will be booths shooting for dolls. Which one do you want, Mr. Barnes and I will help you .” Peter, who used to hang out with Emily, knows Emily’s obsession with shooting games and crane machines.

"Not interested." Taking Spider-Man to a shooter with the ex-Winter Soldier?Emily imagined that scene, and immediately felt that the owner of the stall was really pitiful. "No, Peter, you can go by yourself." For the sake of Little Spider's recent confession, Emily decided to give him a suspended sentence. "Mr. Stark is still busy, wait a little longer. It shouldn't be a big deal. The chief of the New York Police Department came this morning, and it seems that he wants to cooperate with the Avengers. Mr. Stark should be looking for you for this. "It's not that Emily has no professional ethics to leak employer secrets, it's just that her employer is lazy.Iron Man hates spending time explaining things to others, so Emily does the job.

"The chief of the New York Police Department?" Peter recalled the vehicle he saw at the scene of the bank robbery just now, "I seem to have seen him just now." A middle-aged uncle who was a little pudgy.

"It's him." The news of Spider-Man's brave fight against bank robbers spread all over the Internet immediately, and Emily also watched Jarvis's live broadcast. "He was newly appointed a week ago, and he seems to be very dissatisfied with the current law and order situation in New York. He has been talking about reforms since he took office." This is what Emily knows from the information collected by Jarvis, "the gossip Said that Director Smith..." Emily lowered her voice, "Is your fan." This is rare.

"Really? Well, he's quite discerning." The little spider Peter nodded seriously, "I said, why didn't the group of policemen bother me at all today?" Peter, who took off his hood, was complacent.

"What are you talking about?" Thor, the god of thunder, just sent his girlfriend back.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Tower."

"Hi, Mr. Thor."

"Has Dr. Foster left?" Emily finally met the legendary Thor's girlfriend, Dr. Jane Foster, two days ago.Like Miss Potts, Dr. Foster is a strong woman.Emily has always had great respect for this type of science and engineering major.

"Hey, she's already gone." Thor, who took off his armor, put on a suit shirt and tied his hair up, looked a lot more amiable, "Jane also asked me to thank you for helping to arrange the plane." She was originally scheduled to stay in New York for a week Ms. Doctor received a call from the laboratory temporarily and needed to go back, so Emily helped arrange the flight by the way. "It's just a little effort, Dr. Foster is too polite." Emily cut her boyfriend's hair as if it was eaten by a dog.But Dr. Foster not only didn't blame, but praised Emily greatly after hearing that Thor had been forced to swear an oath.Emily has even more respect for this doctor who not only has a super-long IQ but also has a high EQ.

"Ah, Mr. Thor, our school has activities on the weekend, do you want to come and see?" Peter imagined the scene of Thor appearing in their school in his mind, "You can watch movies for free, have snacks, and performances, and it's okay Play games." The little spider had a good plan, as long as Thor went, Emily would be more likely to go.And as long as Emily goes to the event, it won't be far from the boat of their friendship sailing again.

"Oh, no, I won't go." After all, Thor, the god of thunder, was at least a few thousand years old, and he was of course not interested in the activities of underage high school students. "Go and play." Jane was not there, and Thor was not in the mood to go out to play.

"Emily, are you really not going?" Peter was a little disappointed that he didn't expect Thor to be weak. "Go and play."

"No." Emily is really not interested in the activities of high school students, "I still have something to do on the weekend. Do you think there is anything interesting about the recent activities? It is suitable for going with ordinary friends?" She rejected the little spider on the one hand Because she is not interested in high school activities, and on the other hand, because she already has an appointment for the weekend-Robert, who was implicated in Gotham for no reason before, finally healed his injury, and Emily made an appointment with him for a weekend get-together and invited him to eat A meal is an apology.

"Yes, a new art exhibition." Peter, who came prepared, took out two tickets from the pocket of his jumpsuit. "Take a look, what is this!"

"Huh?" Emily was surprised, "What kind of art exhibition is this?" On the ticket, the address of the exhibition is located in Manhattan, but the name of the art exhibition is very strange. "'Antelope'?" What is the theme of this art exhibition?Was it opened by a zoologist?

"This is a personal name." The little spider felt that Emily was ignorant. "He is a new painter, relatively small, but his paintings are not bad." In fact, Peter didn't quite understand what this artist painted. "If you are going with ordinary friends, you can take this ticket and save money." Peter got this ticket from his good friend Osborne without spending any money.

"Eh? Then thank you." Peter's ticket just solved the urgent need of Emily, who was worried about where to ask Robert to go, "This way the matter will be settled." Invite Robert to see an art exhibition and have a meal, even if Write off all the previous things.

"What art exhibition are you looking at?" Iron Man, who had just returned from a visit to the Stark Industries R&D room downstairs, stepped out of the elevator and just heard the conversation between Little Spider and Emily. "What's solved? Emily, you want to go to the art exhibition with Peter?" Isn't the little girl angry with Peter?Why are the two of you going to go to the art exhibition together right now? "Hi, Thor, is your girlfriend gone?"

"No, Mr. Stark, it's Emily and her friends." The honest little spider respects Iron Man, "I happen to have a ticket, so I'll give it to her."

"Who do you want to go to the art exhibition with?" Stark put the things he brought from downstairs on Emily's desk, "I asked for leave with me just to go out and have fun? Are you afraid that I will deduct your salary?" Because Linda White Regarding the matter, Stark has been worried about Emily's sadness, so he is very supportive of the little girl's going out to play, "It's hard to say if you want to see the art exhibition? Where do you want to go and ask Jarvis to book tickets, you and your friend's I'll take all the shares." The local tyrant waved his hand, "Ask Jarvis where you want to go, let him make a plan for you, and I'll pay the bill."

"Wow." Peter envied.Ever since he met Emily, he has been envious of Emily having such a good boss.

"No need for Mr. Stark, I just invited someone to have dinner. I'm afraid I'm going to the art exhibition because the meal will be too boring." After putting away the materials brought by the boss, Emily took the ticket that Peter gave In the bag, "If you invite Robert to a meal, the previous favor..." will be returned.

"Who are you going to invite to dinner?!" Stark, who had already walked over and turned back, had a shocked expression on his face, "That silly boy Robert? Don't you dislike him?"

"Mr. Stark? Stark?" Peter and Thor, who were going to go in with Iron Man, were surprised by his reaction. "Who is Robert?"

"Mr. Stark, Robert was kidnapped and beaten up because of me. I have to apologize to him." Emily knew that her boss didn't like Robert, but she had to do I still have to do things, "I asked him out for dinner on the weekend. After the meal, I will repay the favor." She spread her hands, "I don't have to talk to him after that, isn't that good?"

"Where did you meet him for dinner?" Iron Man stood in front of Emily's table with a delicate expression.

"It's at the Italian restaurant not far from my home..." Emily won a [-]% discount coupon for that restaurant in the lottery, so she decided to eat there.

"I will go with you."

"Ah?" Emily shook her head quickly, "Mr. Stark, if you go..." It's too inappropriate...

"Okay, that's it." Stark didn't intend to give Emily a chance to refuse. "Thor will also go together, go to the art exhibition on weekend afternoons, and then go to the restaurant you ordered for dinner."

#Here is the confused little brother Robert#

"Emily, Mister Stark and this Thor are..." The bruises on his face finally faded, but two uninvited people suddenly appeared on Robert's weekend trip that he was looking forward to , which made him a little confused. "Good afternoon, Mr. Stark, Mr. Thor." Probably because Iron Man's aura is too strong and Thor's figure is too tall, Robert is very cautious in front of the two Avengers. "Excuse me, are you..." He really didn't want the four of them to go to the art exhibition together.

"Mr. Thor is very interested in the culture of the earth, so he wants to go to the art exhibition with us, and so does Mr. Stark." Emily opened her eyes and said nonsense, "Robert, don't you mind?" She was a little bit interested in Robert guilt.

"Ah... no, why do you mind? Haha..." Robert smiled reluctantly, "It is my honor, honor, to be with Mr. Stark and Mr. Thor." Robert felt a stomachache.

It turns out that Emily overestimated Spider-Man's taste.

The art exhibition introduced by Peter did not paint animals such as antelopes, but the large abstract paintings with heavy colors made Emily very depressed.

"Emily, are you uncomfortable? Why don't we go first..." Robert found that the girls around him didn't like the exhibition, so he immediately proposed to leave.This just happens to be a good reason to get rid of the two Avengers, especially Iron Man who has been staring at him.

"The painting of the earth..." Thor doesn't know how to read the atmosphere, "Is it all like this? What is painted on it?" Thor, who was pulled out by force, didn't see a picture from the beginning to the end that he could understand "Isn't this really an upside-down paint bucket?"

In a sense, Thor is the truth.

"Okay, since Emily doesn't like it, let's go first." For Stark, who often buys famous paintings for collection, there is really nothing in this exhibition that attracts him, "Are you hungry? Do you want to go?" Let's go eat first?" The curator of the art exhibition, who followed closely behind because of Tony Stark's arrival, also had a little stomachache-it's fine if Iron Man doesn't pay, but what is Thor talking nonsense there? !This is art do you understand!Art!

A group of four people left the art exhibition and went to the restaurant that Emily had decided in advance.

"Uh..." Thor, who couldn't understand the menu, took advantage of his height to sneak a glance at the menu that Emily had decided on. "I want to be the same as her." Although he can read English, Thor, the God of Thunder, really can't connect the names on the menu with the real thing.

"Mr. Thor is from Asgard?" Robert finally found a topic to chat with the two Avengers. "Can you tell me what Asgard is like?" The curiosity about God's Domain is probably something that everyone who meets Thor will have.

"What... what?!" Thor suddenly stood up and overturned the plate brought by the waiter.

"Tor?"

"Mr. Thor?"

Emily sat next to her boss, she didn't understand what happened to Thor. "Mr. Thor, why..." Following Thor's gaze, Emily saw a black shadow appearing directly above the glass ceiling of the Love Restaurant.

Stark has started the Mark VI program, and the Iron Suit will arrive within 30 seconds. "Emily, squat down." He pulled up the little girl who was still a little dazed, stuffed her under the table and covered it with a tablecloth.

"Clatter." The sound of the glass roof shattering came, and Emily could hear the screams of other people in the restaurant and Thor's roar.

"Loki!"

Rocky? !Emily, who was huddled under the table, was quite surprised.Pulling up the tablecloth quietly, she saw that Iron Man had put on his battle suit and was standing not far from her.Through the mask, Emily couldn't see her boss's expression, but she could hear something wrong in the other's voice.

"What is this?!" After following the idol for almost a year, Emily had never heard such a surprised tone from the other side.

Stretch out your head boldly, and stretch out a little more, and the figure in the dark green cloak appeared in front of Emily in mid-air.Iron Man quickly flashed in front of her to block her, but failed to block Emily's sight—the person coming in midair was the "God of Mischief" Loki, but the problem was——

Why is the opponent holding Thor's Hammer in his hand?

"Hi, brother," Loki, who slowly landed on the ground, raised his head proudly, "people in the atrium, come and meet the new Thor."