[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

Although Emily was in pain, she didn't dare to offend Thor, and she didn't want to make it difficult for everyone in the Avengers, so she had to reluctantly take out the seal and return it to Thor - no wonder!

As I said before, Emily's greatest hobby in life is shopping.The biggest prerequisite for buying, buying, buying is that a person must have money, enough money, and a lot of money!Otherwise, where to buy buy buy?Is it a vegetable market?

Since Emily was able to hold [-] part-time jobs for the great cause of shopping malls, she did not flinch.It can be seen from this that her degree of money obsession is extraordinary.

As soon as Thor's voice fell, and before the others could react, she was already limping back with her pockets in her hands - if she ran too slowly, it would be too late!

Seeing that Emily turned around and staggered towards the elevator as if running for her life before even saying hello to the others, Phil Coulson had no choice but to call her to stop. "Emily?" The seal has already been given to the little girl. If Thor really wants the seal, S.H.I.E.L.D. needs to come forward to ask Emily for it.And now there is only Phil Coulson present, and the seal was sent out by his hand.Even if Phil Coulson doesn't want to interfere, he can only speak about this matter.After all, he was the only one there who was a government employee.

#心很紧，Suddenly want to resign#

No matter what happened to the others, Emily wasn't going to hand over her seal for nothing—that's a hundred million!It's not even warmed up yet!As soon as Thor's upper lip touched his lower lip, he wanted to take it away with his empty teeth?There are no doors!

Emily tried to pretend not to hear what Phil Coulson said, but kept running forward.

Seeing the limping Emily about to rush to the elevator door at an unbelievable speed, Captain America Steve Rogers said to save his fanboy, "Emily, wait." Without making a sound, People will disappear completely.

Emily could pretend not to hear what Coulson said, but she couldn't ignore her original neighbor Steve.Standing at the elevator door and hesitating for two seconds, she turned around and said, "Good afternoon, everyone." Emily made up her mind that no matter what Thor said for a while, she would never give the seal to the other party.

"Good afternoon, come over to eat." The black widow Natasha Romanoff could naturally see what Emily was thinking about.She didn't say a word about the seal, and just let Emily come over for dinner-the seal was Loki's compensation to the little girl, and Thor had to have a reasonable reason for wanting to take it.Otherwise, other people present would not agree.

"Coulson? Stark?" Thor hadn't figured out the situation yet, "Give me back the seal."

Around Thor, Emily returned to the table.She sits directly between iconic Iron Man Tony Stark and Black Widow Natasha Romanoff.These two superheroes are the most protective, and they will definitely turn to her in a while.

"Thank you Natasha for the lipstick, the color is very beautiful. I also like Dr. Banner's scarf." Emily first thanked the Avengers, "Mr. Stark's earrings, Mr. Button's hairpin , Barnes' bracelet and Steve's gift." Although I don't understand why Captain America is so pragmatic every time he gives gifts, Emily can accept the idea of ​​a straight man.

"I told Steve to see him off, but he insisted that your new apartment is useful." Barnes mocked his old friend's behavior of giving a girl a four-piece bed set.

"I like it very much. It really comes in handy. Thank you, Steve." Emily went to London after moving to a new apartment, but she hadn't lived in it for two days. , the new bedding does work.

"Stark? Coulson?" Thor, who was ignored, was puzzled. "Give me back the seal, I have to go back to Asgard."

Emily ignored Thor and took something to eat by herself.

Emily can play dumb, but Phil Coulson, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., can't.If this matter is not resolved, seriously, it is a diplomatic issue, and it is also a diplomatic issue with the gods of Asgard.As a government employee, Phil Coulson has an obligation to settle this matter.

"Mr. Thor, it's like this." Seeing that Emily had no intention of answering the question at all, Coulson could only bite the bullet and explain to Thor, "This seal is not in the hands of S.H.I.E.L.D. Loki handed it over on his own initiative, and if you don't have a reasonable reason..." you can't take it back.

"Not in your hands?" Thor was quite surprised, "Loki said that the seal was taken away by you. That seal was a gift from my father and king to Loki. It is very precious. If it is not in your hands, where did it go? "Thunder God looked like he was going to get it immediately after asking about the whereabouts.

Swallowing the big French fries in her mouth, Emily picked up a pineapple pie from the table as if nothing had happened against the gazes of other people in the room, and just took a bite.

Seeing Emily's body covered with four big words - "Just don't give it", Phil Coulson, an elite agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., had a toothache.

"Mr. Thor, Loki's seal is for Miss Emily's loss last night, and he voluntarily gave it to Miss Emily." He emphasized the word voluntary, and Coulson tried to explain to Thor, "So this seal is currently not kept by S.H.I.E.L.D., but..." It has been handed over to the creditor.

After finally understanding the whereabouts of the seal, Thor, the god of thunder, followed his usual careless style, strode to the dining table, and directly reached out to ask Emily for something. "Little girl, where is your seal? Give me that seal. It was given to Loki by my father King Odin at his coming-of-age ceremony. It is really very precious."

Hey, you're selectively deaf about co-authoring the compensation thing, aren't you?

Phil Coulson needed to take into account the official position, not Emily.

Looking at the long arms stretched out in front of her, she slowly ate the last bite of pineapple pie and wiped her mouth before Emily looked up at Thor, the God of Thunder who came to collect debts.

"Thor, Loki broke Emily's things and injured her. He voluntarily compensated that seal. It's not appropriate for you to come now." Natasha, the black widow, really turned to Emily, " What reason did Loki use to lie to you?"

"That's what she deserves, you can't take it back, give up Thor." Stark was about to lose face when he spoke, "Sit down, and go back to Asgard after lunch." In a word, Shi Tucker is going to take back Thor's request for a seal.

"No, Stark, that seal is really precious." Finally seeing that no one present would support his behavior of begging for the seal, Thor changed his strategy, "I apologize to you for the loss Loki caused you." You apologize." Thor bowed his head to Emily again, "But I still have to take the seal back."

If it were Emily who didn't know the Avengers before, even if she was reluctant, she would hand over the things when the matter came to this point-it is irrational to offend a god, and there are government agencies like S.H.I.E.L.D. Personnel present.Ordinary people must have the consciousness of ordinary people, and one thing more is worse than one thing less.However, after spending almost half a year with the people of Fulian, Emily has grown not only in knowledge and vision, but also in courage and self-willedness.

Probably because her appearance is too young, or because several Avengers habitually take care of young people. Although Emily has been serious and responsible in her work since she served as Iron Man's assistant, her performance is remarkable, but the bear in her heart The soul of the child also unconsciously awakened.

For example, the last time I ran into the great detective Sherlock Holmes at Scotland Yard.

Like now.

Thor, the God of Thunder, wanted Emily to hand over the [-] million in her pocket with his empty teeth?Not to mention the door, there are no windows!

"Mr. Thor, even if you are Thor from Asgard, you should understand the principle of debt repayment." It's not good for the Avengers to refuse Emily directly, "Your brother yesterday Appeared in London at night and smashed the roof of a shopping mall, I happened to be inside, I told you about it yesterday." Emily couldn't believe that Thor forgot about it in one night, "I was in it yesterday All the things I bought were lost in the accident brought by Loki, and the seal was offered by Loki himself to compensate me. Is it inappropriate for you to take the things back with a single sentence now?"

As a big villain boss, he actually went back on his word and wanted to take back what he gave away?After Emily compared her most familiar villain BOSS Moriarty as a template, she came to the conclusion that Loki really didn't have the style to be a big villain.Look at Moriarty, after breaking up, he gave his ex-girlfriend gems as soon as they broke up. He gave them as big as an egg without blinking an eye.The first criterion for testing whether a villain can reach the boss level is to see if the opponent can treat money like dirt.

And Rocky obviously didn't qualify.

Thor, the god of thunder, who came to ask for things was not uneasy, but he was always careless and treated Emily as if he was an earthling he met in the past-sorry, no one would care about an alien. "I apologize to you for what my brother Rocky did, Miss Emily. But please give me back the stamp." As for the damage done?Thor, who was used to being paid by S.H.I.E.L.D. and Stark, never thought of it.

It's like a chicken talking to a duck.

Emily isn't stingy enough to take her anger out on Loki on Thor, nor does she have to take the seal away from Thor.She was just dissatisfied with the arrogance of the Asgardians, and dissatisfied with the attitude of the two Thor brothers doing their own way.

"What will you give me as compensation?" Reaching out her hand to Iron Man sitting beside her, Emily signaled her idol not to speak, "Your brother caused me a lot of damage last night, and he originally used that seal to compensate me. My loss. For everyone's sake, I can give you the seal, but you can't just take things away without paying any compensation, right?" Want to get [-] million out of a money fan's pocket?Emily didn't let Thor take off her panties, so she betrayed the Maimaimai clan.

"Uh..." Knowing that the little girl in front of me would definitely not give things to him easily, Thor hesitated, "Otherwise, you can report your losses and let Coulson and the others compensate you." "Since coming to Earth, Thor's children's shoes, which have been paid for by S.H.I.E.L.D.

"Don't be kidding, Mr. Thor." How could the seal of Odin, the father of the gods, be measured by money? "The problem now is not how much I lost last night. Your brother Rocky has already compensated me for the loss last night." How can fifteen thousand dollars solve the problem now? "Now what we want to talk about is, how much is this seal worth?" Now that the seal has been exchanged by Loki, if Thor wants to get the seal back, he has to come up with something that can be equivalent to the seal Come.

Stunned by Emily's negotiating skills, James Barnes reached out and poked Steve beside him, "Is this what Emily herself knew, or did she learn it from Stark later? "The little girl looked cute and quiet, but she didn't expect to be able to speak surprisingly every time she opened her mouth.

Having been Emily's neighbor for so long, Steve didn't know the nature of the other party's money lover.But in the past, the little girl was a bit timid, and her speech was indeed not so sharp. "Stark taught it." In Steve's eyes, Emily's changes must have been affected by staying with Stark, that playboy.

Iron Man, who was sitting next to Emily, was quite proud when he heard Steve and Barnes muttering, "Hmph, how can my assistant be mediocre?"

Not thinking about other people, Thor was stunned by Emily's request.Can the stamp be exchanged for something equivalent to the stamp?In Thor's heart, the seal of his father Odin is priceless.

"Uh..." Looking around, he found that both Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. Millie gives up the seal. "That seal is one of my father's collections. It was given to him by my father on the day of Rocky's coming-of-age ceremony. The seal is made of gold. Let's see how much the gold is worth. I asked my friend to give it to him. Money buys it?" Thor said, referring to his girlfriend, Dr. Jane Foster.

Emily felt that she, who used to think that Thor was heartless, was the most heartless one.

Can the unintelligent people remember to change the concept secretly?

Use the price of gold to buy back the seal according to its weight?Why didn't you buy jade seals by grams!

"I can't agree to this." Emily is not stupid, "If I sell this seal to a private buyer, the price will definitely not be less than tens of millions of dollars. You can't buy it back by weight at the price of gold. "Thor, this is simply a white wolf with empty gloves.

"Thor, it's just a seal, and it was exchanged by Loki voluntarily. Why are you still chasing the earth to ask for it?" Stark took out the seal from Emily's pocket and weighed it in his hand, "Do you want to sell it? ? One hundred million, I bought it."

In doing so, Stark is supporting Emily.The seal that has been bid for [-] million US dollars, how dare you, Thor, ask to buy it back in grams of gold?

"Stark, you..." Thor anxiously put the hammer on the dining table. "Although this seal was given to Loki by my father, it is a seal that can represent the royal status of Asgard. I can't let it fall into the hands of people on earth." The reason why Thor was so anxious to take the seal away Going back is for this reason.

"Then... wouldn't this seal be more valuable?" If it can prove your identity or something, it sounds tall.

"Well, it's more expensive. [-] million, can you sell it?" Stark didn't think it was a big deal, and continued to increase the price.

"Cough, Stark." Hawkeye made a gesture towards Stark.Even to Emily, it can't be so obvious, Thor's face is almost lost.

"Tell me, what do you want? As long as I can afford it, I can." Thor, the god of thunder, never thought of forcing the opponent to hand over his seal by force. "That seal is useless in your hands, but it is of vital significance to Asgard."

In fact, ever since Thor said that the seal could represent identity, Emily knew that today's events would end with Thor leaving with the seal.But handing over what she got for nothing is definitely not Emily's style.

"You have no money, and you have nothing that can be exchanged for currency on Earth. Mr. Thor, what do you think you can give me?" If you want to raise your eyebrows, you can't show your hole cards when negotiating, "And this seal Mr. Stark bid [-] million just now, and I believe that if it comes to the auction, the price will not be low." After following her idol for so long, and having been polished by the great detective Sherlock, Emily's ability to play tricks But it's a step up.

"I..." Thor touched his body and found that there was nothing but the armor on his body and Thor's Hammer in his hand. "Otherwise, you give me the seal first, what do you want, I will bring it to you when I return to Asgard."

Back to Asgard?If you don't come back, where can I find you? !

Emily curled her lips, expressing her disapproval.

Now that Thor is here, he must take the seal back. "Stark, you persuade her. I, Thor, will not renege." Thor can see that Emily and Stark have an unusual relationship, "I can swear in the name of Thor, and I will definitely complete the match." her promise."

Swear in the name of Thor?

Emily suddenly remembered that in the "Harry Potter" novels she had read, there were some spells that could indeed supervise people's behavior.Since Asgard is the realm of the gods, and Loki knows magic, will there be similar spells?

"What is swearing in the name of Thor? Are you trying to lie to me just by saying a few words? I can still swear! How can such things count?" Emily had a vague idea in her heart.

"No, in our Asgard, the content of the oath will be bound. If you violate the oath, you will be severely punished." Thunder God, it is destined that he must be a benevolent monarch with people in mind, an upright gentleman. "If you don't believe me, I can swear in the name of Thor. Our oath will be supervised by everyone in the Nine Realms, and the party who violates the oath will be punished by God."

Emily looked Thor from side to side, trying to discern whether the other party's words were true or false.

"Emily, if you like that seal, ignore him." Stark has always defended his weaknesses.If Emily really likes that stamp, so what if she keeps it?Loki gave it voluntarily, and Stark would not watch Thor take Emily's things away abruptly.

After carefully looking at Thor, Emily finally chose to believe him, "It's okay Mr. Stark, I do have something more than a seal." Since Thor can become Thor, Emily chooses to believe that the other party is a A good guy who keeps his promises. "Mr. Thor, how did you swear in Asgard? If you just say a few words, I don't believe you." Not to mention making a gesture with two magic wands, at least there must be a ceremony, right?

"Put your hand on Thor's Hammer, and it will witness our oath." Thor did not intend to deceive Emily, "Tell me what you want," he had already determined that Emily agreed to his conditions, "Gold and silver treasures or some rare antiques? You name it and we will exchange it."

How could Emily know what rare treasures there are in Asgard.She wants something else.

"If my exchange condition is to ask you to swear, you promise that Loki will be imprisoned in Asgard in this life and will not be able to set foot on the earth again. If you violate it, you will lose the qualification of Thor. Mr. Thor, do you dare to swear? ?”

In the Marvel universe, Loki is one of the big bosses.And Loki's troubles are largely due to the unfavorable custody of Asgard.Emily wondered how much such a vow would do.But if Thor's promise can be exchanged with a free seal, it will always be a good thing for the earth, isn't it?

No one would have thought that the exchange condition proposed by Emily would be this.

"This..." Thor was ready for Emily to ask for a lot of gold, silver and jewelry, but he didn't expect that Emily would ask for far more than he thought.

"I only have this one condition. If you agree, we will exchange. If you feel that Asgard is not capable of guarding Loki, and you Thor is not capable of guarding Asgard's criminals, then this transaction will be cancelled. You continue to return Sgard will be your good brother, and I will continue to sell my seal." For Thor's impulsive temperament, the aggressive method is always the most useful.

"Okay." Sure enough, Thor was fooled. "You give me the seal, and I swear that I will take good care of Loki. He will never set foot on the earth again. If I violate it, I will lose the qualification of Thor."

Thor still has room for Loki.

It's just that they can't set foot on the earth, but they don't say a word about being imprisoned in Asgard forever.

But even so, Emily is already very satisfied.Ask the price first, and the other party can pay back the money on the spot, right?

"it is good."

Taking out the seal and putting it on the table, Emily finally touched Thor's Hammer that she was thinking of.A cold hammer feels indistinguishable from ordinary metal.But as Thor began to swear, huge blue lightning appeared from the sky, and lightning appeared on the hammer.

"I, Thor, the God of Thunder, swear in the name of the God of Thunder that I will take good care of my brother Loki and guarantee that he will never set foot on the earth again in this life. If I miss the appointment, I will lose the qualifications of the God of Thor, and I will never be recognized by Thor's Hammer."

"I...I...promise to return the seal to Thor." In the huge lightning, Emily trembled in fear of being struck.

It took more than ten seconds for the terrifying thunder and lightning to end.

Emily exchanged Thor's promise with a seal and an empty glove White Wolf.