[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

Everyone can feel that since Emily returned from the trip to Gotham, she is cheerful and relaxed.

Currently, our bright and relaxed Emily is reckoning-

Because most of her belongings were lost in the explosion, she was in urgent need of shopping recently, but due to a shortage of funds, shopping activities were severely restricted.

#If God gives me another chance, I will definitely reconsider whether to accept the check from Batman#

Emily has been staring at her ledger for more than five minutes, biting her ballpoint pen.

"Emily?" Natasha walked into the hall on the top floor, and saw Emily acting childishly in a daze.

"Miss Natasha," Emily closed the ledger, "You're back, is your work going well?" The Avengers have been going out one after another in recent days, as if they were finishing off the previous clown incident.

"Very well", Natasha Romanoff, the only heroine in the Avengers, has a good impression of Emily after recent incidents, not at 01:30, "What are you doing?"

"I'm doing the accounting," Emily closed the account book, "I'm thinking about what I should buy first for this month's salary. Don't tell Mr. Stark about the fish I fished during working hours." Emily has been with After Batman apologized, he felt a lot better.Even though she has lost so much property, with the ruby ​​at the bottom of the box, she doesn't feel that it's hard to spend money—so, if you lose your horse, you don't know it's a blessing, and if you don't meet that scumbag Moriarty, how can you be so so Big gem.

"Speaking of which, I haven't given you anything since you moved." Natasha held up the bag in her hand to show Emily, "I'll give this to you."

"Eh? Thank you." Emily took the bag and found that it was actually the latest coat of the c brand, which she wrote on the account book and planned to buy it during the discount season next month. "Ah, this is too expensive." Without discounts, the original price of this coat is not cheap.

"Accept it. It's a moving gift." Natasha forbade Emily to refuse.

"What are you talking about?" Stark and Dr. Banner came out of the work room, and saw Emily and Natasha talking, "Let me see what this is." He directly took the bag from Emily's hand Bring it over, "Coat? You like this?" Stark really couldn't understand the brain circuit of his little assistant.Bruce Wayne didn't accept checks, and he refused to accept checks from himself, "You choose what you like, and let Jarvis pay for you."

"No need, Mr. Stark", Emily felt very helpless about her idol's "local tycoon is rich".Idol, oh idol, if you weren't my idol, this baby would be friends with you every minute because of your fault of showing off your wealth.

"Okay Stark", Bruce Banner's attitude towards Emily has changed from being close and far away after the Batman incident to being able to chat a few words when they meet.

"Bruce, why are you like this?" Stark couldn't send money out for the first time in his life, "Emily, you took Romanov's coat, Clint's doll, and the captain's four-piece sofa set. , and even accepted Banner's book, why just bounced my check."

Idol, have you ever counted how many zeros are on that check? !

Emily has always known that her idol is Hao, but she never expected her idol to be so capricious, "Mr. Stark, you have already paid me a month's salary in advance, and that's enough."

But Stark obviously felt that this answer was not enough.

"Do you think I'm not sincere in giving the check?" Tony Tuhao Stark's thinking was obviously beyond the comprehension of a petty citizen like Emily. "Jarvis, buy her an apartment nearby."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Emily objected to her idol and boss' behavior of throwing money for a disagreement, "Mr. Stark, wait, I...I think about what I want." In order to prevent her idol from actually buying an apartment, Emily held up the ledger, "I want... this, Mr. Stark, you can buy this for me as a moving gift from you."

In the small box drawn with a pen, it says——

One camel's hair quilt, two blankets, and one pair of pillows.

"You... just let me buy these for you?" Stark couldn't understand his assistant's brain circuit at 01:30.

"Yes, that's all." This is what Emily planned to place an order online in a while, "Mr. Stark, this is the moving gift."

"... up to you", Stark who didn't send out the gift was a little depressed, "Jarvis, buy it for her."

"Yes, sir."

Seeing that Stark was deflated, Natasha felt secretly refreshed, "Emily, do you have any arrangements for getting off work later?"

"Hmm..." Emily looked at the three Avengers in front of her, "Do you have any plans? May I treat you to dinner? It just so happens that everyone is here today." Several Avengers gave moving gifts, Emily felt she should show her gratitude by inviting someone to dinner.

"I'm fine." Natasha took the lead.

"Of course." Dr. Banner liked Emily's style of doing things very much.

"...Hmm." Tony Stark, who hadn't delivered the gift, snorted as a promise.

"Then I'll call Steve and Mr. Button."

Emily treated everyone to a homemade hot pot meal.

Of course, the location is on the platform on the top floor of the Avengers Building - firstly, because Emily's home is too small to accommodate all the Avengers, and secondly, because it is not convenient for several Avengers to go out for dinner together.

Chef Emily, local tyrant Tony Stark provided the venue and materials, and the five Avengers participated in the hot pot dinner. In a friendly atmosphere, it lasted until the evening.

"Emily, your skills are really good," Natasha praised Emily, "You can get married."

As the saying goes, the wine table is one of the easiest occasions to get closer to people, "Miss Natasha, this is wrong." Although Emily is the only one on the whole table who does not drink, she eats a meal After coming down, I also got closer to the avengers, "If I marry someone and have to serve him every day, why should I marry? Can't I live well?"

It seems that Emily's answer was beyond the expectation of Natasha, the black widow.

"This..." As a black widow Natasha who has never experienced a normal life, the life trajectory of ordinary people getting married and having children is out of reach for her. The serious answer of the little girl in front of her at this moment makes her a little dazed .

"Natasha?" Emily regretted saying that.Although she doesn't know the past of the black widow Natasha Romanoff, Emily knows that she must have gone through a past that ordinary people can't imagine. "I'm talking casually... But Natasha, if you marry someone, you don't have to cook by yourself. If the other party dares to let you work, you will beat him hard."

"Pfft...hahaha", Clint Barton, who noticed Emily talking to Black Widow and came over, was amused by Emily's last words, "Well...Emily, you are right, It really hurts for Natasha to hit someone."

"Barton..." Natasha turned her head to look at her colleague and friend, "Do you want to try it now?"

"No, no, no...it's not my turn if you want to fight." Maybe Emily's craftsmanship is too good, or maybe it's because the atmosphere of the meal is too warm, Barton almost let go of all vigilance, "If you want to fight, you have to ask class." Dr Na."

"What what?!" Emily grasped the point immediately, "Dr. Banner? Natasha and Dr. Banner?!" Big gossip! "You mean Natasha and Dr. Banner?" Emily jumped up excitedly, "Ah, let me just say, why did Dr. Banner keep avoiding Natasha when the seats were lined up just now... Oh, it hurts It hurts." Natasha, whose relationship was exposed, pinched Emily's face.

"I'm shrunken (I won't say it)..." Emily begged the black widow pitifully.

Seeing that Emily had a good attitude in pleading guilty, Natasha let her go.

Although she didn't dare to say it again, Emily was very excited when she learned a big secret——

The love affair of the Avengers, only you know!

But Natasha let Emily go, but did not let go of the instigator, Hawkeye Button. The afterimage of the wine glass on the table flashed, and Hawkeye Clint Button sat on the ground.

"Ehhhhhhh?" Emily couldn't react as fast as the others, and she just felt that Barton sat on the ground in a flash of divine effort.

Button was not angry when he was put down, he stood up and pulled the chair over to continue eating.

Of course, no one dared to tease Black Widow and Dr. Banner after that.

#On the Importance of Suppression by Force#

At the end of the meal, except for Emily who didn't drink, the other five Avengers were a little bit drunk.

Hawkeye Clint Barton told Emily about the anecdotes he encountered when he was working in S.H.I.E.L.D; How did she deal with them, and the four men next to her were sweating; Steve told Emily about his World War II stories; Stark shared a few government secrets; Bruce Banner of the World Health Organization has told a few interesting things he encountered while practicing medicine outside.

In the end, Emily was the only one left without a story to tell.

"I can't even tell a decent story..." Emily used to think that she had a lot of experience, but compared with the five Avengers, her part-time work experience is nothing to look at.

"Oh, don't be modest, your experience in the past half month is unusual. After all, not everyone can be held hostage by mutants and have their apartment blown up." Stark teased Emily.

"Mr. Stark, stop teasing me..." Emily tried hard to recall a story that could amaze other Avengers, but the reality was cruel—she had no strange experience at all!

"...the most thrilling thing I've ever done in my life...is to have dinner with Moriarty, watch a movie and go to a concert..."

"Hahahaha..." The five Avengers laughed unkindly.

"Don't laugh!" Emily refused to admit defeat, "That's Moriarty, I... it's amazing to be able to survive him!"

"Hahahahaha..." The others laughed even harder.

"...Don't laugh..." Emily was a little embarrassed.

"Yes, yes, you are very powerful." Barton suppressed a smile and patted Emily on the head, "Very powerful...hahahaha..." Still couldn't hold back.

Seeing the five Avengers in front of her laughing, Emily was a little embarrassed, but she was not angry.

If there is a choice, who would not want their life to be safe and sound.

My own mediocrity may be what others can't ask for.

"Don't laugh!" Emily snatched the wine glass from Barton, who laughed the most. "Let me tell you, I have a hunch that my luck is about to change!"

"Transfer? How are you going to transfer?" Stark laughed at his little assistant.

"I... I'm going to buy a lottery ticket today, I'm sure I'll win!" Emily stood up, trying to add credibility to herself.

"Pfft...buy it! Buy it now!" Stark didn't give up laughing at Emily, "You buy it now, and I'll give you another share if you win the lottery!"

Barton quickly handed over Emily's mobile phone, "Emily buy it quickly, if you really win, you can get double bonuses."

Under the ridicule of the five Avengers, Emily bought a lottery ticket with her mobile phone,

"Just wait and see! I'm really lucky this time!"