[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

Wade, who was wearing a jumpsuit with two knives on his back, stood between the door connecting the terrace of Emily's house to the living room, scratching his head. "I... didn't come at the wrong time?" Sure enough, the professor's money is not so easy to earn.Deadpool looked at the payer who was holding the check under the weight of Iron Man on the sofa not far away, and a trace of sadness crossed his heart (yes, flat tongue).After finally waiting for the final payment, Moriarty insisted that the money had to be collected from the little girl.Wade was eager to withdraw the money, hung up the phone and went straight to where the check was.Knowing that he was dressed strangely, he didn't even dare to take the elevator. He climbed up from the outside of the building with his bare hands, and almost entered the wrong balcony just now.But it turned out to be a good thing, he just entered the house, and he won the lottery.

"Uh...that...how about me, come back later?" Excellent eyesight allowed Wade to clearly see the little girl's flushed face, and his sensitive hearing allowed him to clearly hear Iron Man's low curse.As a mercenary, maintaining a good relationship with potential customers is the basic quality, so Wade endured the anxiety in his heart, turned around, and thoughtfully wanted to retreat to the terrace-hoping that the two of them would finish quickly, and he was still waiting for the check.

Emily, who was a little confused at first, was completely sober because of the appearance of Deadpool.Look at Iron Man, who is so close that he can be called close at hand. She pushed hard on him, "Get up!" Emily, who was furious, blamed Stark for all her faults—— What a shame!

The unsuspecting Tony was pushed down by Emily's force and fell directly on the coffee table.Stark, who had never been pushed away like this before, was confused - who is he?Where is he?What happened to him?In the end what happened? !

To make matters worse, Wade regretted it before he even got to the terrace.If those two people in the room were arguing for too long, wouldn't he have to stand here all night like a fool?Whether he is tired or cold is the second priority. The key point is that this behavior is not pleasant to say, and it will really damage his image as a dead waiter in all dimensions!What will readers think of him then?What will fans think of him?Said that his Deadpool Wade is a pervert who listens to the corner?No no no!Absolutely not!

In order to restore the glorious image of Lord Deadpool, Wade immediately turned around and walked back into the room, "Well, little girl, I thought about it, why don't you give the check to... me..."

"Clah la la la", Deadpool's voice fell to the ground with the sound of Iron Man hitting the coffee table.

Emily didn't know what the two men present were thinking.After successfully pushing Iron Man to the ground, Emily stood up straight away, like a normal person, "Good evening, Mr. Wilson." Survival rule, the more embarrassing you are, the more people will make fun of you with embarrassing things.But if you act frankly and don't care, others will not dare. "Wait a minute, I'll get you a check." Going around from the other side of the sofa and coffee table, Emily ignored Iron Man who was already sitting on the ground and staring wide-eyed. Shi Shiran walked to the door and brought her today. Pick up the backpack that went out. "Here you are." Pulling out the check, Emily turned back and walked to the terrace door, "This is the check that Moriarty asked me to hand over, can you see it?" Deadpool is the real winner in life.

Wade took the $50 check and kissed him, smiling happily. "Yes, yes, the amount is just right." Nodding, he was about to say goodbye and leave, but then he remembered something, "Well, here you are." Pulling and pulling, Dead Servant took out a piece of paper from the pocket of his jumpsuit. Small card, "You take this." He handed the business card into Emily's hand, "Little girl, remember to find me if you have any work in the future. Seeing that we know each other so well, I'll give you a discount." Wade I have already upgraded Emily to a big customer in my heart.

"Ah... good." Accepting the business card, Emily smiled at Wade, "Mr. Wilson, you can get out of the elevator." God knows how Deadpool climbed up to such a high floor.Although she knows that superheroes have the ability to defy common sense of physics, the way of hospitality still makes her unable to accept her guests climbing down from ten-story buildings.If Wilson had an accident on the way down the stairs, who should pay the compensation?Was it Moriarty who hired Deadpool or her apartment dweller?

Following Deadpool to the door, Emily planned to send the mercenary off.Mr. Wilson was, in spite of his eccentricity, a good man. "Thank you for this matter." She was a little embarrassed.Emily really regarded Wade as a bad guy who only cares about money.

"It's okay, it's a trivial matter." Wade waved his hand indifferently.He wished he could take on another protection mission.For such a small task, he first received 100 million from Moriarty, then 100 million from Robert, then 50 from Iron Man, and finally cheated S.H.I.E.L.D. of commissions and kickbacks totaling [-].If he can get such a good job every time, Wade will wake up from a dream. "Sister, remember to come to me again if you have something to do. I'll give you a discount, [-]% off!" The money-obsessed Deadpool is the only one in his life who can give such a big discount of [-]% off bloodletting.

"She doesn't need you anymore." After gathering his thoughts and getting up from the ground, Iron Man understood once what it means to be ruthless.During the meal just now, he tried every means to please the little girl and accepted all the orders, but in the end, before he had a taste of the sweetness, when Wilson appeared, Emily immediately changed her face.Iron Man, who was treated like this by a girl for the first time in his life, felt very complicated-could this be the retribution for his dissoluteness in the first half of his life? "Mr. Wilson, Emily won't be able to use you in the future." Walking to Emily's side, Stark put his arms around Emily's shoulder pretending to be calm.With him in the future, why would Emily need to go to Wilson to deal with the problem? "You can go." Pointing to the elevator, Iron Man tried hard to get back the humiliation.Being pushed to the ground by a girl is an illusion!illusion!It's Deadpool dazzled!He is the Iron Man who is popular and sought after by thousands of people, so he won't be rejected by others!

Of course Wade understands Iron Man's thoughts.As a man, he can understand Mr. Stark's feelings very well, and even has a little bit of sympathy.In order to take care of the fragile self-esteem of the future employer and prevent the other party from becoming angry and refusing to give him a job, Deadpool comforted the other party very empathetically, "Don't worry, Mr. Stark, I didn't see anything just now. I will never go out and talk nonsense. "Iron Man was pushed to the ground by the girl's slap and turned his face ruthlessly, so he didn't see it.

"Puff...cough cough cough..." Emily persisted for so long, but finally she couldn't hold on. "Ah, Mr. Wilson, the elevator is here." The elevator opened the door with a "ding dong", Deadpool walked in, and then waved enthusiastically, "Goodbye, big girl, you have a chance to come and play with me in the future!" After making so much money Wade, who received a commission, is immersed in beautiful fantasies. Vanessa will definitely praise him for his ability to take care of the family, and then he can... Hahaha, he is not as miserable as Iron Man, even a kiss on the mouth Not yet!

After seeing off Deadpool, Emily's expression of holding back a smile was in stark contrast to Stark's livid face.After returning home and closing the door, Emily couldn't help it anymore, "Hahaha..." As the culprit who made Iron Man lose face, she laughed at him without any psychological burden.

"Ai, Mi, Li?" Iron Man felt that he must have owed the little girl money in his previous life.Think of him as Tony Stark, who has been in the entertainment venues since he was a teenager.The reception party is never absent.The first half of his life went smoothly and his popularity with women was so good, why has he been going downhill since he met Emily?After two days of hard work, he finally made some progress. As a result, he was almost killed by the two bastards Romanov and Barnes.The atmosphere was finally right today, and Deadpool came out again to disrupt the situation.He now simply suspects that Wilson was hired by Moriarty to sabotage it. "Don't you have anything to say?" He coaxed him like an ancestor with delicious food and drink.The results of it?Damn it, I haven't touched it since I came back!

Downstairs, with a "ding dong", Deadpool stepped out of the elevator.Taking out the phone, he dialed, "It's me, Deadpool. Professor, can you add some? What? Add? Okay!"

"Tony, would you like some tea?" Looking at Iron Man with a livid face, Emily suppressed a smile.The appearance of Deadpool made her figure it out suddenly.Now that she already has the idea of ​​accepting Iron Man, she naturally has to change her attitude when facing him.Tony is too good to be an idol and boss, but as a boyfriend...

He secretly looked at the man in front of him.The blue reactor on the chest glowed faintly under the shirt under the light, and the striped tie was meticulously tied, but now it was being pulled down by one hand.The man has deep eyes and a deep expression, no matter his actions or expression, it is clear that he is teasing her.

Think carefully about what Iron Man has done in recent months.Clothes, shoes, jewelry, bags, as long as there are things that girls like, men have never given them.Pick-ups and luxurious meals are even more commonplace.Licking her lips, Emily made up her mind.

Natasha was right, man, hang on.If he succeeded easily, wouldn't it be difficult to regain the initiative in the future?What's more, Tony has rich experience, she must be 12 points!

#On how Romanov dug holes for his colleagues#

Little did he know that the "simple and kind" girl on the other side had undergone great changes under the education of the black widow. The true, simple and kind Tony naively felt that he must have established a relationship with her today with years of experience in flirting with girls. "I don't want to drink tea..." Taking a few steps closer, Iron Man lowered his head close to Emily's ear, "Emily, I want to..."

"Then let's get started." With a clap of her hands, Emily startled Stark.

"Start... what?" God, happiness came so fast, he wasn't ready yet.

Not waiting for the excitement of Iron Man who had already pulled off his tie, Emily picked up the delivery box on the ground as if unconscious.She ordered the courier this morning and picked it up from downstairs when she got home just now. "Here." With a hard push, the courier package slammed into Iron Man's arms. "Tony, since you don't want tea, help me get this done."

"Do... what?" Holding the express box, Iron Man stared blankly at the excited little girl in front of him.He knows it!He knows it!Emily will definitely not let him succeed easily!This thing must have been instigated by that bastard Romanov! "Emily, you don't want to..." He didn't want to do anything else when the atmosphere was so good!

"Help me make a small house for Bella!" Emily squatted down and hugged the little golden retriever, Emily smiled innocently, "Bella didn't like the kennel you bought, so I reordered the materials online. , you help me make one." Rubbing the little golden retriever's belly, Emily looked innocent, "You help me put together the outline, and I will make the cushion inside."

"Woof!" Bella was very cooperative and called out childishly.

Staring at two pairs of wet eyes, one big and one small, Stark held the kennel material in his arms, his heart full of bullshit.He took off his tie and the girl asked him to do this? !Fight kennels? ! "I..." How heartless is he to give the other party a dog? !Unwilling to do it, Stark wanted to put the box down, and then coax Emily.The little girl has little experience, so she might be able to... "We won't make a kennel today..." Okay?

"Tony, aren't you going to help me with the work?" Tilting her head, Emily rubbed her cheek against Bella's hairy head, "Otherwise, why are you taking off your tie?" Either Iron Man admits that he has evil intentions , or obediently work for her.

The little girl's beautiful eyes blinked and blinked. If Stark still didn't understand that the other party did it on purpose, then he would have lived all these years in vain.He took a breath, there was nothing he could do, the little girl he was used to. "Okay, okay, make a nest for Bella." Resigned to fate and sat down on the ground with the box in his arms, Iron Man accepted his own fate of having to serve the master after serving the dog today.

#自己很很很，自己抗——Baby is suffering! #

After unpacking the box, he found that the structure of the kennel was so simple that he could put it together within five seconds with his eyes closed.Before Stark and Emily could show off his skills, the little girl came back with a box and sat beside him.Bella obediently lay on the girl's lap. "What's the matter?" Taking out the materials prepared in the morning, Emily planned to make a comfortable thick cushion for Bella by hand. "Do you want to watch a movie?" Raising her arms, Emily took down the remote control from the coffee table next to her.On the TV, an old movie was playing.

The patio door remained open.The warm air conditioner met the cool night breeze, and the floor was covered with thick plush carpets.In the movie, people gathered for a wedding on a summer afternoon are dancing to their heart's content.Stark looked at the girl sitting beside him rummaging for tools, and swallowed the boast in his mouth.It's not bad, he thought.

The atmosphere is warmer than before.Iron Man slowly assembled and dismantled the base and walls of the kennel, while Emily concentrated on making the cushions according to the online tutorial.Occasionally, Stark took the scissors in the opponent's hand and helped to change one or two.The little golden retriever Bella climbed onto the carpet, raised her fluffy head and stared at the two people who helped her prepare the house with her wet eyes.On TV, the movie has come to an end, and the hero and heroine dance together, echoing the grand wedding at the beginning.

"Okay." With the help of Iron Man, Emily finally finished the thick cushions in Bella's new house.The tutorial looks simple, but it is not easy to actually do it.If it weren't for Tony's presence today, Emily felt that she would not be able to do it—after all, men took on 90.00% of the work. "Bella, do you like it?" The shape of a small wooden house with a height of half a meter, beautiful colors, and thick colorful cushions inside.The little golden retriever Bella got in and turned around, then lay down immediately, not wanting to go out.

"It's really difficult to take care of." Iron Man, who was forced to make a nest for the dog, reached into the small house and poked the little golden retriever. "If you still have so many things in the future, I will send you back!" A puppy who can't do anything today.Bella seemed to know clearly who could really decide whether it would go or not. She snorted disdainfully towards Stark's finger, then crawled out of her new home and rubbed hard on Emily's leg.

"Hey, you..." You were completely stunned by Bella's shameless crossing the river and tearing down the bridge.Stark really didn't expect that his words of "picking a golden retriever with good looks, high IQ, and a close personality" would have such consequences.The little golden retriever has a high IQ, but is it too high? "Dog leg!" I kindly brought it back, but this little dog didn't know how to help him, and even crossed the river and demolished the bridge! "I'll send you back right away!" It was so irritating.

"Okay, why are you angry with it?" Emily couldn't understand Stark's sadness.She picked up Bella who was rubbing back and forth and kissed her, "It won't go away." Scratching Bella's chin, Emily loved her fur child deeply, "It will make its home here from now on .”

"You actually kissed it." Iron Man's dissatisfaction intensified.He didn't get a kiss today, but how many times has this flattering puppy been kissed! "You haven't even kissed me." Aggrieved Baba stated the facts, Stark showed Emily what shame was with practical actions. "Emily, today I picked you up from school, fed you, and was ridiculed by Deadpool because you pushed me to the ground." Counting his grievances, Iron Man went all out, "This puppy is not only cute today He didn’t do anything.” He did everything, but he couldn’t even pull his hand, and the dog didn’t do anything, but was hugged and held high.So, not fair!

"Wow... woof!" Bella seemed to understand that the man in front of her was complaining, and she protested in a milky voice to him dissatisfied.Emily stroked the head of her furry child to comfort her, and then looked at the man in front of him, whose eyes were almost as aggrieved as that of a puppy. She couldn't help it, and burst into a "puchi" laugh. "What? Do you feel wronged?" Stretching out a hand, she also touched Iron Man's head, "Look, I touched your head too." Her actual actions showed that she was fair and just, and she would never take sides.

"But you still kissed it." Iron Man was still dissatisfied. "You kissed it several times." The caramel eyes were also wet, and Tony was desperate. "I kissed it several times just when I saw you, and you must have kissed it more when I didn't see it." The baby wants too.

"...then you close your eyes." It was rare to see such a naive Iron Man, Emily leaned on the sofa and smiled, "You close your eyes." She gestured to the man.After Tony really closed his eyes obediently, Emily kissed Bella again, then raised the little golden retriever and pressed it to the man's face.

Startled by the fluffy touch, Stark, who was expecting some sweetness, opened his eyes and saw an enlarged dog's head in front of him. "Emily." If sadness could be expressed physically, then the sadness in his heart must be hot now—so big. "I want you to kiss me, not a dog kiss." Stark pushed away the head of the dog in front of him in disgust, Stark was hopelessly childish, "I want you to kiss me." Leaning forward, he approached Emily but didn't care. Get too close, "Are you kissing?" The tone is almost the same as that of a kindergartener asking a friend "Are you better with him or with me", there is no difference.

"...then you close your eyes", licking her lips, Emily looked at each other with a smile. "Close your eyes and I'll kiss you." The man who had been by her side in a protective posture suddenly showed weakness, and it was really hard for Emily to resist.

"Then you put it down first." Pointing to the little golden retriever in the opponent's hand, Stark didn't want to be kissed by the dog again. "You put it down." The important thing is said twice.

"Hahaha...Okay." Putting Bella back into the new house, Emily turned her head to face Iron Man, "Then close your eyes." She was nervous when he opened his eyes.

After looking at Emily, Stark tried to make sure that there would be no tragedy this time. "You are not allowed to lie to me again." In the end, he decided to believe in the good side of human nature.He is so kind to the little girl, and he deserves this little benefit.

Close your eyes obediently, Tony Stark has never been so obedient in his life. "Hurry up, I'm fine." It's so fucking sad.In the future, if he goes to give a lecture at a university again, he must warn those foolish boys not to mess with girlfriends when they are young!Your loss of character today may be the pit you dug when you are looking for a wife in the future!Like him, he must have been cursed by those narrow-minded women because he committed too many sins in the past!

The sad Iron Man maintained the posture of closing his eyes and pouting his lips, obediently sitting on the carpet without moving.Emily hesitated for a few seconds, and finally decided to give the man some sweetness.Slowly leaning over, she could almost count the other's eyelashes.The warm breath hit each other's faces, and both of them felt each other's presence.

Kiss and run - BY Emily.

Kiss and never let go - BY Stark.

The two of them had ghosts in their hearts, and at the moment when Emily was about to kiss, Stark was ready to reach out immediately.It was too late to say, just when Tony was about to act...

"Plop!" came the sound of something heavy hitting the ground.

"Damn it!"

Do you know what is more heartbreaking than working hard all day, even taking care of the girl's dog but not even touching the girl's little hands?It was you who were about to succeed, and then a corpse fell on the balcony of the girl's house!

You know what's scarier than a dead body falling on a balcony on a date?It's the two-person world being interrupted and your date scene surrounded by two dozen New York police officers!

You know what's scarier than being surrounded by two dozen NYC cops on a dating scene?It's the NYPD who has been dating the girl's father!

You know what's worse than having your date's dad watching your date?It's you who was rejected!Disliked!Disliked!

My heart is so tired, I feel that I will never love again.

His face still maintained the demeanor that Iron Man Tony Stark should have, but Tony, who was complaining in his heart, sat calmly on Emily's sofa, facing the other party's scrutiny with a blank expression.

In the room, there were still six or seven police officers investigating the scene.Emily's patio with her beautiful potted plants is completely ruined.Sitting next to Iron Man, she complained no less than men.

"Mr. Stark, may I ask why you are still here so late?" Li An didn't know until he arrived at the scene that his daughter lived in such a luxurious apartment.But before he could be proud that his daughter was smart and capable, the man who was also on the scene by accident completely destroyed his good mood. "It's already nine o'clock in the evening." Subtext, what do you want to do at my daughter's house if you don't come home late at night? !

Emily swears she saw one of the site scouts taking pictures of the scene glancing back at them and holding back a laugh.

"He's...helping me with something." Lifting Bella beside her, Emily pointed to the small wooden house on the coffee table towards her father, "This is... Bella's nest."

"He won't come home at night to help you make a kennel?" Li An believed that his daughter was well-behaved and sensible and would protect him, but Tony Stark's name was not built on it.In other words, no matter how smart my daughter is, she can't stand up to the experienced pig who steals cabbage!

"Mr. Li." Stark now felt that he was an idiot who was wandering around among the women.Look at it now, no one will believe him seriously!It's not 01:30 when I'm so tired, Tony can only put his attitude right.Taking a deep breath, he ignored the New York policemen who were secretly watching the excitement indoors and blatantly watching the excitement at the door, and looked at Ang Lee with a serious expression. "I have something to tell you."

"Speak." Li An, who was already thinking about how much savings he had enough to buy an apartment for his daughter, and found out that his savings could not even afford the suitcase in his daughter's room, had a bad expression on his face.

"Will you marry your daughter to me?"

"Boom!".

A police officer dropped his digital camera.