[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

Black Widow Natasha Romanoff has been out on a secret mission lately.

Two months ago, an undercover agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. who was placed in a criminal group in the United States risked his life to send back a message. According to the agent who has lost contact with him, there is a code-named Hexagram (Six Pointed Star) in the United States. ) organizations (or individuals) are wandering among major criminal groups.Selling arms, reselling information, assassinating and laundering money, in short, all profitable criminal opponents will get involved.After receiving this message, S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters in New York immediately contacted the agent, but it was too late.Aside from the discovery of a large amount of blood in the agent's safe house in Washington, the undercover agent seemed to have evaporated, and there was no news.

S.H.I.E.L.D. took this matter very seriously, given that the agent was already a Level [-] agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. before his disappearance.After careful investigation, recently there is indeed an organization (or individual) code-named Hexagram (six-pointed star) wandering among major criminal groups in the United States, coordinating organizations, buying and selling.

As the police of the dark world, S.H.I.E.L.D. naturally couldn't just sit idly by.Especially when it was discovered that Hexagram (six-pointed star) might be in contact with an underground mutant organization, the situation escalated, and SHIELD immediately made the investigation of Hexagram (six-pointed star) the focus of its current work.

Later, first, the hotel under the Osborne Group exploded, and the bomb used involved alien technology; then the British intelligence dealer Irene Adler voluntarily reached a deal with the US government; An arsenal related to the Hexagram (six-pointed star); finally, at Iron Man Tony Stark's birthday party, Sherlock Holmes, the "consulting detective" from England, pointed out that multiple bombs had been planted around the Avengers Building.Around this mysterious code name "Hexagram (six-pointed star)", the elite agents of SHIELD have been running out of their legs recently.

As a member of the Avengers and a non-staff agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Natasha Romano, the Black Widow and half-S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, receives a generous salary from S.H.I.E.L.D. and enjoys the special benefits provided by S.H.I.E.L.D. Husband, also became one of the "running legs" - of course, this is just a metaphor, at the level of our black widow children's shoes, she is usually the one who directs others to run.

Natasha Romanov, the black widow who joined the mission when S.H.I.E.L.D. began investigating Hexagram (six-pointed star), has been traveling recently, traveling between Europe and the United States, investigating the situation of Hexagram (six-pointed star) from the side— —No way, as a member of the much-anticipated Avengers, unless Natasha has been wearing a high-tech mask developed by S.H.I.E.L.D., it is really difficult to cover up her identity in front of criminals in the United States.

After working hard for half a month, Natasha finally found an important clue - a criminal organization (or individual) operating in the United States code-named "Hexagram (six-pointed star)" has been in and has just reached an agreement with the S.H.I.E.L.D. Kim Moriarty on a deal.This information is no small matter. Natasha Romanov did not dare to delay, so she set off immediately and flew back to the United States with this freshly released latest news on the Airbus of S.H.I.E.L.D. Pass the news back before leaving the United States——Kim Moriarty is really not an easy character to deal with. If he is allowed to leave the United States, it will be difficult to arrest or interrogate him.

At 26:45 a.m. on April [-], Black Widow Natasha Romanoff stepped into the SHIELD headquarters in New York.

Already heard about the accident on Iron Man’s birthday party on the plane, Natasha Romanov almost couldn’t wait to enter the S.H.I.E.L.D. Under the attention of the guests, Stark's narcissist was pushed, and Natasha had already begun to imagine what the printing factory that was still working tonight was printing—how would the media write this report?

Iron Man Tony Stark was molested by his own fans, and Black Widow felt like it was karma.At the beginning, she was ordered by S.H.I.E.L.D. to lurk around Iron Man to protect him. As a result, the arrogant and ungrateful Stark ridiculed and ridiculed her after knowing the truth, without the slightest gentlemanly demeanor. That performance, He is simply a little devil who stole candy from the defendant's parents - he holds a grudge and hates it.Now, it was a rare occasion for Iron Man to be unlucky, and Natasha was extremely happy.The most face-saving Tony Stark was so humiliated at his own birthday party that Black Widow couldn't wait to laugh at him.

#It’s not that I don’t report, it’s not time yet#

Stepping briskly into SHIELD's headquarters in New York, Natasha asked before the agent who came to pick him up could speak, "Where's Stark?" She made up her mind to laugh at him immediately .

"...Mr. Stark has gone back." Probably the gloating expression on Black Widow's face was too obvious, and the corners of the SHIELD's seventh-level agent who knew what happened today twitched, "Director Coulson and the captain are at the meeting. Waiting for you in the room." Mr. Agent, who didn't know the internal conflicts of the Avengers, simulated a whole scene of love and hatred between the Black Widow and Iron Man in his mind--as we all know, Iron Man Tony Stark is a pervert, and Black Widow Na Tasha Romanoff is a womanizer (what's wrong?), and the two of them work at the Avengers Building, so nothing happened?

Natasha was in a hurry to see Phil Coulson, so she didn't see the gossiping expression on the detective's face who turned his head. Otherwise, the Black Widow would have let the other party understand why the flowers are so red.

#Black Widow showing a provocative smile#

Walking into the elevator, Natasha thought of other news, "Where is the person from the tenth branch of the Iron Man fan club in New York?" Natasha is very fond of this cult-like fan club who can knock down Iron Man in public. Admired, "Have you found out?" If the fan is really just an ordinary person, Black Widow is secretly thinking, she really doesn't mind giving the other party some news about Iron Man when she is bored - after all, it is better to have fun alone happy.

"Oh, those people have already been investigated." The seventh-level agent of SHIELD is still very professional when talking about work. "Most of them are students, and there are also doctors and lawyers who have just joined the job, and their backgrounds are clean." Speaking of this, the seventh-level agent also had to sigh, "Mr. Stark's fans... are of high quality." Except Apart from their fanatical admiration for Iron Man, those men and women could be called the pillars of society.

"Hehe, it's just that I don't have a good vision." Fan Stark, that narcissist, really doesn't know how the aesthetics of those young people went astray.

Thinking of this, Natasha couldn't help but think of Emily Lee, the girl she had the most contact with, a brainless fan of Iron Man who claimed to be a hardcore fan of Iron Man.

The little girl, Emily, looks exquisite and beautiful, has a pleasing personality, is smart and upright, Natasha and all the Avengers like this little assistant of Iron Man very much—compared to the little girl who is arrogant and conceited Here comes the pretentious boss again, Emily is simply a soft and cute angel!

But it's a pity that this "soft and cute little angel" is good at everything, but his vision is really bad——

by all members of the Avengers and Phil Coulson, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Touching the small gift brought to Emily in her pocket, the black widow Natasha Romanoff couldn't help but sigh—is she too old to understand the thoughts of girls nowadays?How could such a well-behaved and obedient girl like Emily worship that guy Stark!

Looking at the brightly polished wallboards in the elevator, Natasha shook her head. She is so beautiful, how could she be old?There must be no generation gap between her and Emily!Yes, definitely not!

Stepping out of the elevator, Natasha saw the former Winter Soldier James Barnes standing outside, who seemed to have just returned. "Hey, Barnes." What is Barnes doing outside instead of going in?

"Romanov." Barnes greeted Black Widow, "I'll wait for you here." Just after returning from the mission, Barnes felt a headache when he was notified that such a mission had been sent.Now he urgently needs to complain to the fellow Black Widow, "We have a new mission." Although Romanov's return time is three days earlier than originally planned, this does not affect the assignment of the mission.Even Barnes was glad that the Black Widow came back early-he himself couldn't stand the stalking of the dead waiter Wade Wilson. "Deadpool Wade Wilson is in the conference room now, and Cap means to let the two of us and Peter watch him together." Spider-Man is too young, and Barnes doesn't count on it.

"Deadpool?" Natasha, who was familiar with Deadpool's name, was a little strange, "What did he come to S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Deadpool Wade Wilson is a well-known lunatic in the industry.It is cruel to use money to do things.S.H.I.E.L.D. loves feathers, so why would they cooperate with each other? "Did something happen?" Could it be that something happened that she didn't know?

"Don't mention it." James Barnes shook his head, showing a helpless smile, "Someone offered 100 million dollars to hire Deadpool to kill people at Stark's birthday party. Guess who they killed?" .

"Stark?" Iron Man Tony Stark has such an unpleasant temper, Natasha is not surprised that he will become the assassination target, "Who wants to kill him?" People who live?

"Wrong." Barnes spread his hands and made a "baby is very helpless" gesture, "He is going to kill Emily." Lucky E can't even describe the other party's luck, right?Barnes felt that Emily had offended the god of luck—would he like to buy a thousand or eight hundred koi for the little girl?Don't ask for luck, just don't be unlucky again.

"What? Emily?" What kind of character is Deadpool Wade Wilson? Someone actually hired him to kill Emily. "Is she injured?" The little girl is a physical waste who doesn't work hard, and can't even run fast for her life.Natasha thought of Emily's feat of volunteering to accept the training results and lying down on the training ground five minutes later with an expression of fainting expression on her face.

"Deadpool didn't do anything." If Wade Wilson really acted, the incident happened suddenly, and Barnes was not sure whether Iron Man could protect Emily.But fortunately, he didn’t do anything, “He wanted the banker to take all, and asked Emily for 200 million. Now the hired murderer Adams Byron, who was confessed by Deadpool, is still under trial. Coulson asked us to stabilize before the matter is over. Stay in Wilson." Ordinary S.H.I.E.L.D. agents might not be able to handle Deadpool, so Barnes and Natasha came to mind.

"I don't care." Black Widow's name is not for nothing.Natasha is not afraid of Deadpool. "Go in." It was obvious at a glance that the reason why James Barnes was waiting here must be because he didn't want to take care of this errand.

"Okay." Cap and Iron Man both agreed to the plan, and Barnes couldn't refuse, "But let's say it first, you don't want to fight him." The former Winter Soldier knew Black Widow's temper well.As a man who once scarred Natasha, after joining the Avengers, Barnes was often called by Natasha to the training room to fight in the name of training and discussion—only It was the foolish Emily who thought that the two of them were really training, but the others were watching the two of them fight with spectating eyes. "I don't want to have another duty to fight." Black Widow Natasha Romanoff hit someone-that hurts...

"Hmm." The black widow ignored Barnes' tricks and went directly to the door of the conference room.Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Captain America Steve Rogers, and the "consulting detective" Sherlock Holmes from England are all there, and a man wearing a red jumpsuit suspected of cosplaying Spider-Man A difficult movement sits between two chairs.

Did Deadpool come from the circus?

Natasha groaned.

"Agent Romanov." Phil Coulson finally waited for a savior.A few minutes after Iron Man led his crying little assistant away, Deadpool Wade Wilson refused to stay in the lounge for the simple reason that Spiderman Peter Parker's aunt called and asked him to go home immediately .After the good brother (Deadpool thinks) left, Wilson felt bored and had to meet Captain America to get his autograph, and the trouble has continued until now.

During the period, "Consulting Detective" Sherlock Holmes lived up to his venomous tongue that could scold and cry Emily. In this conference room, he had a verbal discussion with the talkative Deadpool-both winning and losing.As a bystander, Phil Coulson felt that his head was too big-Captain America was not good at communicating with the cannonballs. As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Sandwiched between Sherlock and Deadpool, Coulson and his idol Captain America almost experienced a baptism of soul during this period.

What is a poisonous tongue, what is narcissism, and what is snake spirit disease!They were wrong, and they will never complain about Stark again.

"Yo hoo! Great beauty!" Deadpool was very excited when he saw the black widow coming in, "Ahhh, the widow is so beautiful! Ahhhh, Scarlett Johansson is so beautiful! That bachelor from the Avengers If it weren't for you in the group, no one would like to watch it!" Deadpool went crazy again.

Compared with the speechless Phil Coulson and Captain America, and the Black Widow and the former Winter Soldier with a face of "this is really a madman", the great detective Sherlock Holmes has already got what he wants in the confrontation with Deadpool just now. know the news.Deadpool Wade Wilson seems to be crazy and full of gibberish, but in fact the logic of the language is clear, echoing back and forth, and there are no obvious loopholes in the words.

Fiddled with the coffee cup in front of him, Sherlock watched Black Widow and Deadpool indifferently.Since Wade Wilson's words are somewhat credible, and Emily was scared out of her wits just now...

The big detective lowered his head and smiled in a corner where no one else noticed—Emily actually came from another parallel time and space...

His heart is already filled with curiosity and thirst for knowledge, and now Sherlock can't wait to find Emily and verify his reasoning with her——As for the fact that he just scared the girl out of her wits, Sherlock said: He has completely lost his mind. remembered.

Emily is from another dimension, and that world is likely to have some kind of special connection with his world.It was probably the most interesting thing Sherlock had encountered in his 30 years of life - not even Moriarty could pique his interest that much.

How did Emily hold back the secret for so long?The big detective couldn't wait to find her.

"Director Coulson, then Barnes and I will take Mr. Wilson out first." Wade Wilson can't stay in the S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters for too long.Deadpool has a bad reputation, and S.H.I.E.L.D., which has to cherish its feathers, must be careful to avoid other people even if it cooperates with the other party.If Deadpool continues to stay at SHIELD headquarters, it will inevitably leave other organizations with the illusion that SHIELD and Deadpool are in the same boat.Natasha wants to bring people back to Avengers Tower.

"Where are we going?" Wade has always been a gentleman when dealing with beauties, "Miss Romanov, where do you want to take me?" He bargained with him for a price, and then the big detective Sherlock Holmes and Iron Man teamed up to turn over his cards. Deadpool, who didn't make a penny after tossing around, was a bit hurt.How can I buy clothes and jewelry for Vanessa if I can't make money?How could he sneak into the bedroom without buying clothes or jewelry? ! "Should we go to Miss Emily? I still have a business to discuss with her." No matter how small a fly is, it is still a piece of meat. Still have to earn a little bit better.

Breadwinner deadpool Wade Wilson wants to grab his client. "Take me to see her." Wade was very happy that the potential client was taken away by Iron Man—what if Mr. Stark was so generous that he paid the commission for the little girl!

"Mr. Wilson, let's take you back to the Avengers Building first." Barnes didn't want Emily to fall into the trap. "This way please." Deadpool was not allowed to refuse, and Barnes asked him to get up with a firm attitude.

"Yeah, Mr. Wilson should go back to the Avengers Building first." Steve is good at fighting, but he is really not good at dealing with people like Deadpool.Before Natasha and James came in, he was almost tormented to death. "SHIELD will cooperate with you in the future." Subtext, don't go to Emily who is already unlucky enough.

Wade really didn't want to go to the Avengers Tower.The reason is also very simple - he who can freely shuttle between the walls of the dimension knows very well that his potential big client Emily is not in the Avengers Building now.The head can be broken, the blood can be kept, but the customer must not be lost!

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen what Mr. Stark's house looks like. I have visited the filming site of "Iron Man", but that is a studio after all." Wade was eager to try, "Miss Romanov, anyway You also want to greet me instead of S.H.I.E.L.D., how about... let's change places?" There is nothing in the Avengers Building, and Deadpool doesn't want to be locked up.

Take people to Stark's house to make them upset?

Black Widow Natasha Romanoff and former Winter Soldier James Barnes said: They are very excited about this proposal!

There was no doubt that Deadpool's move was to assassinate Iron Man, and the other five people in the meeting room agreed with it—this is a good idea!

#Three seconds of silence for Iron Man's poor relationship#

"That's fine." Sherlock said first, "If Mr. Wilson wants to go to Mr. Stark's house, it will save SHIELD a lot of trouble." As long as Deadpool doesn't stay on SHIELD , where to stay, Phil Coulson doesn't mind.

"But where is Stark..." Compared with the other black-minded people present, Captain America Steve Rogers is really conscientious, "Do we need to notify in advance?" After all, things were not kind, and Steve was a little worried that it would be unreliable to kill first and play later-Stark can do anything, what if he throws Deadpool out anyway?

"No need." As an old friend of Steve who grew up with him, Barnes has a completely different personality from the other, "Stark gave me permission, I just take him in." The former Winter Soldier likes to have fun The personality and Stark are quite similar. He was once invited to the villa in Malibu, "I believe Stark will not mind." Talking to the gunman, so that he can save energy.

"This couldn't be better." Deadpool was very happy-client, he is coming!

"This..." Captain America hesitated, he felt that they were doing something unkind.

"Okay, that's it. Agent Romanov, Mr. Barnes, take Mr. Wilson to Mr. Stark's house and resettle." Worried that the idol will hinder him, Phil Coulson did not raise any objections to Captain America. Chance. "I'll talk to Jarvis first." The last sentence was spoken by him to comfort the idol—telling Jarvis is equivalent to telling Stark in advance, Coulson is not so stupid.

"Okay, then it's settled." Natasha was very happy, "Mr. Wilson, we...Mr. Holmes?" Didn't the big detective from England represent the British government to assist S.H.I.E.L.D. in handling the Hexagram (six-pointed star) case?Why do you look like you want to leave with them now?

"Sherlock?" Steve, who thought the detective was quite knowledgeable, already called each other by name. "Where are you going?" Hexagram (six-pointed star) was interrupted by Deadpool before the discussion was over, and now Natasha brought back the latest information, but Sherlock looked like he was going to leave.

"Yes, yes, Mr. Holmes has to go too." Deadpool was very excited to watch the excitement, "Sherlock Holmes vs. Iron Man, ah, I'm going to station B to open a live broadcast room. I have the name." When you think about it, it's called 'The Collision of the BBC and Marvel—The Battle of the Peak of Brain Power'!" With one foot on the table in the conference room, Wilson made another mistake.

"I still have some things to prove to Mr. Stark face to face." The great detective who is good at seeing through lies can tell a lie with his hands - his face doesn't blush and his heart beats. "Mr. Coulson, Steve, it's better for me to go with Agent Romanov." Based on the analysis of the situation, Sherlock concluded that Emily must be in Iron Man's Malibu villa.Sherlock, who can't wait to verify his discovery with Emily, has already explored the truth of Deadpool on the way, is very happy.

What?Will Emily be angry again?

The great detective who had thought about this issue carefully said: As long as he clearly promises to Emily that he won't tell the secret, wouldn't it be fine?

#Moment of silence for the great detective with worrying emotional intelligence#

A group of people reached a consensus. Under the dilatory movements of Deadpool Wade Wilson, a group of four people tossed and turned several times before finally arriving at Tony Stark's villa on the top of Malibu Mountain - Deadpool How can he create opportunities for Iron Man if he doesn't stall for time? !

#Deep Hidden Power and Fame#

"Stark is really here tonight." Natasha looked at the lights in the villa.

"Emily should be here too." Barnes stood at the gate and greeted Jarvis, "Good morning Jarvis, I brought a friend, please open the door." Because of Deadpool's delay, it is already It was early morning the next day.

"Good morning, Mr. Barnes, Miss Romanov." Jarvis greeted the two Avengers, "Mr. Holmes and Mr. Wilson, good morning." The smart butler Jarvis is a polite boy , even though his boss, Iron Man, hates the big detective, Jarvis doesn't forget to say hello to him.

"Please come in." Opening the door of the villa, Jarvis introduced to several people, "Mr. Stark and Miss Emily are currently in the small living room outside the dining room on the second floor. I suggest the four of you not to disturb them." Caring Jia Weiss closed the entrance to the second floor, "Four, please rest downstairs." The smart housekeeper with a high IQ thought that his boss must not like to be disturbed now.

"Emily hasn't rested yet?" Natasha looked at the time, it was already early in the morning, "What are she and Stark doing?" Dinner at night?

"Uh..." Jarvis couldn't lie, "Please rest downstairs."

"Hey, Jarvis is so considerate." The purpose of Deadpool's visit was to discuss business and watch a movie. How could he miss such a good opportunity? "But we do have something to ask Mr. Stark, Jarvis, just let us go up." In fact, the great detective Sherlock Holmes has something to do with Mr. Stark later, and he is here to find his potential big client Plus watch a play——#BBC and Marvel’s Collision——The Battle of the Peak of Brain Power#, ahhhhh, he is going to be popular at station B!From then on, his dead servant Wade Wilson will become an Internet celebrity, get promoted and raise his salary, marry Vanessa and reach the pinnacle of life!

Walking into the lobby on the first floor, James Barnes, the former Winter Soldier who had been artificially transformed, heard a subtle voice from the second floor at this time. "...Jarvis, besides Stark, who else is at home? Is Emily upstairs too?" He listened carefully, why did he feel that the voice from upstairs was not right.

"Only Sir and Miss Emily are here. Miss Emily and Mr. Stark are currently together." Jarvis did not hesitate this time.

"Let's go up and have a look." Glancing at each other with Barnes, both felt that something was wrong, Natasha made a decisive decision and ran upstairs with the former Winter Soldier.The great detective Sherlock, who is an ordinary person, moves one step slower than the two Avengers.Deadpool slowly fell behind the big detective, waiting to watch the show.

Running up the stairs quickly, the two Avengers arrived upstairs almost instantly.But the black widows Natasha Romanoff and James Barnes, who came one step ahead, froze in a daze, stunned by the scene in front of them.

On the white sofa not far from the two of them, Iron Man Tony Stark was half-dressed and only wearing a pair of suit pants, leaning over the little girl Emily.Being blocked by Stark, the girl's expression could not be seen clearly, but both Avengers saw Emily's bound hands and her movements of obviously struggling.The girl's weak groan=groan= sounded weak, and Emily cried and struggled, as if she wanted to push away the man who was pressing on her but couldn't do so.

"Oh!"

When the great detective Sherlock Holmes ran upstairs, what he saw was the black widow Natasha Romanoff, who had come up a few seconds earlier than him, and threw Iron Man Tony Stark on the coffee table.The coffee table made of glass could not withstand such a strong impact, it was shattered to the ground in an instant.

The half-fruited Tony Stark lay on his back in the broken glass, his face full of bewilderment.

"Son of a bitch!"

Natasha raised the heel of her high-heeled shoes, which was thinner than chopsticks, and a black stick that was more than ten centimeters in length ruthlessly stepped on an indescribable part of the other party.