[Comprehensive] is to tear down the CP

After being beaten up, I suddenly felt confident, hooked Uncle Lan's shoulder, patted it, and said earnestly: "Xiao Lan, don't worry, my sister is not a know-it-all here, she is also half aboriginal , from now on, my sister will cover you, so don’t be polite if you don’t understand anything.”

Uncle Lan raised his eyebrows and glanced at me. That familiar look made me tremble. I retracted my hand in a guilty conscience, and suddenly realized that I was cowardly again. I spurned it secretly, cleared my throat... and confessed to the world like a dog Some things, and then look for praise and praise.

Uncle Lan was satisfied, he smoothed my hair for me, and said clearly: "First of all, it is about your soul. Although what Tuanzi said is not perfect, it is very close. But there is another possibility, that is, the fusion of the self-healing beast and your cells leads to The aftermath of this phenomenon has produced the phenomenon of leaving the soul. Unfortunately, the soul here is illusory and unverifiable. It is impossible to distinguish between the you in the original world and the you who used to be here. But don't be too entangled in the reason, the most important thing is You need to know if this will cause your strength to stagnate and be difficult to improve."

Fuck it, it has depth all of a sudden.worship face.I listened to Tuanzi's nonsense and said disdain. In fact, I was completely involved in it a long time ago. I couldn't think of anything else.

"Furthermore, regarding the hunter certificate, it is very convenient and must be obtained. I also want to see if I can learn to read it."

"Huh." I wondered, "Aren't you going to live in Barcelona with me? Although I can't, Abigail said on the phone before that his teaching teacher appeared, you can learn directly."

"There are so many interesting things that can be explored, how can I live in a corner? Besides, I want to learn more systematically." Uncle Lan was in high spirits. He was clearly wearing the lowest-grade clothes ever, but he brought the most low-grade clothes I had ever seen. The vivid expression made me a little dazzled, and it was only then that I realized that even though he had lived in the world of corpses and souls for hundreds of years, he was actually only a young man compared to his age.

Could it be that this guy's life was too long before, so he started playing rebellion when he had nothing to do?I blacked out silently.

All in all, I am very relieved that the big boss has no idea of ​​​​taking over the new world.A certain scene appeared in my head unconsciously.

In a certain bleak Gobi desert where the wind is windy and the water is cold, Uncle Lan, Xiaoqiang's protagonist team, and the Phantom Brigade occupy three affectionate parties.

Kuroro turned his head back, a pair of deep eyes sparkled with intense interest, put his hands in his pockets and said: "If you want it, you have to grab it. Aizen, you are very interesting, follow me."

"Are you talking about being each other's angels? You treat me like this because you want to take me away, but now you like the new and hate the old!" Kurapika's eyes turned red instantly, he gritted his teeth, and was about to step forward but was held back by the heroes .

Kuroro glanced at him indifferently, and said coldly, "I'm not interested in you anymore, you should give up as soon as possible." Hearing this, Kurapika was so angry that he trembled all over.

At this moment, Lan Ran chuckled, broke the confrontation between the two sides, and said contemptuously: "You are too arrogant. I prefer to cultivate, and Xiaojie Qiya is what I want in my heart."

"Oh yeah~~ There are like-minded people~~It's really exciting~~" Hisoka walked out from behind Kuroro gracefully, twisting his waist and swaying his hips. He took it off and blew a kiss to Kuroro, "I'm so sorry Kuroro~~I've never been a member of the brigade~~I'm going to switch sides~~" Then he stood behind Aizen.

"Hisuo! You agreed to cry for me and laugh for me!" Ma Qi's voice was stern.

Hisoka spread his hands innocently: "I'm sorry, Madge~~ The union of a man and a woman is just for the purpose of procreating offspring. You don't want to give me children, so I can only find my true love~~Right, Xiao Yi~~~"

Somewhere the uplifted land suddenly seemed to wind up, and a hole was quickly dug out, and the expressionless Illumi came out. Illumi looked at the confrontation between the three parties, ignored the affectionate Hisoka, and turned his gaze Turn to Qi Ya: "Xiao Qi, come home with me, I will be gentle with you. Can Jay Fulis satisfy you?"

"Big Brother, I, I..." Qi Ya blushed and was at a loss.

"Illumi, you are too much, Qi Ya is free, you can't force him!" Xiaojie blocked Qi Ya with a righteous face, and comforted him in a low voice, "Qi Ya, don't be afraid, I will never let him hurt you .”

Qi Ya timidly grabbed Xiaojie's clothes. After fighting for a long time, he plucked up his courage and said, "Brother, you already have Hisoka. I just want someone to care and love me wholeheartedly. Just let go!"

"Actually, I don't mind three people~~~four people are fine too~~" Hisoka licked his lips seductively with the tip of his tongue, and winked at Xiaojie who was blocking Qi Ya.

"The farce is about to end." Ai Ran waved his hand, the space gradually shattered, everyone was tied up in shame, Ai Ran smiled charmingly, "No one is allowed to leave, let's all enter my harem Hahaha……"

……

"Ahahahaha~~ Ouch!" I covered my head and looked at Uncle Lan with teary eyes.

Uncle Lan said with a cold face: "You try to think of some messy things again?"

I choked up immediately, there was no way that the days spent hanging out with Uncle Lan after confirming my status were too boring, I couldn’t go on hanging around without thinking about it, it was a conditioned reflex, it was purely a conditioned reflex!

"It's half a year before the next hunter exam. During this time, I will follow you and learn the common language first. It's too inconvenient to communicate, and it's not even convenient to obtain information." Speaking of this, Lan Ran frowned slightly, Immediately unfolded, "There just happens to be a ready-made teacher."

I shrunk my head and took my seat consciously: "Don't look at me like this, I'm very good..."

"It's not about you." Lan Ran helplessly supported his forehead, "Didn't your Nian Beast claim to be knowledgeable?"

"Oh yes..." I felt physically and mentally hurt.

Even if Aizen refused to disclose the details, I could still guess that he was very down and out before, and I was sure that he was the one I saw by chance while working some time ago.Thinking about it, if I hadn’t met Jin and Abigail, I’m afraid I’d be even worse than him now. The only thing that’s better is that I know the written language here.

Suansu and Aizen haven't seen each other for nearly two years, so I can't say it's been a long time, but it's very obvious to change this thing after a few months of separation.

The most direct expression is that Aizen's eyes are no longer full of calculation and fatigue, as if he is alive... To a certain extent, he is right.Or because he and I are the only old acquaintances and I have never had any dissatisfaction with him. Aizen is extraordinarily tolerant towards me, and it can even be called pampering and indulging. uncle-nephew relationship.Gradually, I also changed from being unsuitable to a habit, sometimes calling him back and forth directly.

The only thing that complains is the dumplings, and they are absolutely incompatible.Tuanzi always has an inexplicable hostility towards Aizen, and Aizen always looks thoughtful when he looks at Tuanzi. Except for the serious teaching courses, the two have never exchanged good looks.At the beginning, Tuanzi would deliberately find faults and not take classes seriously, and Aizen didn't care, and learned by himself. If you ignore that there are always four to 10 minutes of uninterrupted questions every hour, it is still quite beautiful.However, Tuanzi still has my irritable side, and I couldn't hold it back in the end.So the two formed a tacit understanding, took the class seriously, and finished the class early and hated each other early.

It's just... In the competition of force, Aizen has always crushed the dumpling, but it's the dumpling that is flying around all day long.

In the end, Abigail didn't leave An An to be a teacher. She and Ben Traime went out to travel while studying with the master. They just asked someone to leave a phone number for me. It was Aizen who wanted to try to see if he could learn. Nian has no chance.

The days were calm and uneventful, and Feitan, who I was worried about, never came to the door. Unfortunately, after this incident, I formed a feeling of fear and itching for playing PC games.

At the end of May 184, with Aizen's resourcefulness and means, the two of us successfully passed the [-]th hunter exam, but I didn't expect this leisurely (brainless) days to pass so quickly.

"You hold the mirror, I can feel where you are. Call me if you have anything to do." After leaving a word of concern, Uncle Lan wandered around the world with his clothes fluttering.

Hey, man, can there be a Gu family?At any rate, I also want to learn scholarships, and leave a descendant before flashing off.Actually, it’s really not possible, I don’t think he’s older than me by N+1 reincarnation...

I complained silently in my heart, knowing that this was something he had mentioned a long time ago, but I still couldn't help but feel disappointed, and immediately lost the interest to go home, let alone think of Feitan living in a town not far from Barcelona.On the contrary, it was because of Aizen's departure that he wanted to go back to the ancient ruins.When I came back to my senses, I had already boarded the airship to Nabisar, which was the big city I first visited.

As soon as I got off the airship, I found that the atmosphere in the whole city was extremely lively. I couldn't help stopping a passerby and asked.

"It's a coincidence that you are from out of town. It's the annual Lantern Festival these few days, but it's very lively. If you want to stay for a while, you'd better find a hotel earlier. I'm afraid there won't be any rooms available when it's late." gone."

I said thank you, but I didn't take it to heart. I became a person again with a big psychological gap, and I was not interested in any lively and interesting festivals. I just searched for my memory and went to the small village where Jin left me at that time.It's just that during this festival, there were lights and festoons, and I didn't remember the way last time, so I couldn't find the direction after wandering for a long time. I was discouraged and had to find a place to live temporarily.

As the passers-by said, it will be dark now, and it will be impossible to find a hotel or hotel.Running legs are about to break, but every house is full.

"Boss, is there really no room?" I violently pulled across the computer screen in disbelief, and pointed to a white room marked with no one on the computer screen. The hunter card was slapped on the table, "There are vacancies, but you are still bluffing, afraid that I will owe you the rent?"

If anyone ran away for more than 20 times and didn't have a room, he would be angry. I have checked violently since the No.12 house.

When the boss saw the hunter certificate, he was startled, and hurriedly bowed to me: "Girl, even if you are a hunter, I have nothing to do with it. This room has already been reserved. Businessmen value credit most, and I can't help it."

"Fart, it's almost past eleven o'clock, and no one is checking in." With a swear word, I saw that the boss's face was more fearful, calmed down, and said as politely as possible, "Your guest must not be here today. The meeting is coming, I'll just stay here for one night, do you think it's okay?"

"This……"

Seeing that the boss was about to loosen, by coincidence, a voice came from behind: "Boss, is the room I reserved still available?"

"Yes, yes." The boss breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off his sweat, took out the room card, and said to me with a smile, "Girl, it's really full now."

Not reconciled!That room was almost mine!

Gritting my teeth and turning my head, a plan to solve the problem by force has already burst out in my mind. When I saw the other party, I felt like I was hit with a sap-wilted.

Fuck, that handsome guy with a bandage on his head is fucking Kuroro, right?

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[Hisuo's symbols can't be typed out, they all turn into question marks, does anyone know how to type? 】

small theater:

One month later:

Nana: Uncle, what do you want to drink, what kind of feast do you have.

Uncle Lan: Just do whatever you want, I'm going to study.

After three months:

Nana: Uncle Lan, there are still some leftovers from yesterday's takeaway in the refrigerator, so you can eat as much as you can, and don't wake me up during the day.

Uncle Lan: ... (The child who stays up late can't afford to be hurt, and continues to study hard)

After five months:

Nana: Uncle, today I want to eat braised pork ribs, marinated elbow, vegetables as you like.

Uncle Lan: (silently put down the book in his hand and go shopping for groceries)

Nana: (Uncle is so kind, decathlon, superb skills! Give you a hundred likes!) [Rangling] Uncle, why don't I follow you, I'm cute and cute.

Uncle Lan: (staggered, Mommy has always promised money, should he change his words and dodge before the hunter exam?)

It's because Uncle Mao flashed so fast hhh.There are not many roles for the uncle, but the presence behind it will be very strong, that is, Jiang Zi.