[Comprehensive] is to tear down the CP

My flattery and obedience had to come to Uncle Lan with a speechless look like a snake spirit, which almost didn't extinguish my newly ignited passion.

"Tell me that you are my friend's daughter, and keep your pride. After three or four months, I will find a chance to send you to the present world, and then I will tell you what to do."

Why do I want to be a generation lower!I am indignant.Uncle Lan handed me an expression of do you have an opinion, which made me nod hurriedly.Uncle, you have the final say!

I don't quite understand Uncle Lan's thoughts. If I stood in his position, I would definitely remove all obstacles... Uh, maybe I'm not a villain boss. What does my heart think?

With Uncle Lan, I naturally became more unscrupulous, skipping work and hanging out when I have nothing to do. Of course, practicing skills is still essential.

The first thing to do is to visit the Jingling Court and watch the handsome beauties in the plot!Waving the flag and shouting!Sneaked to the sixth team first, and was frozen by the air-conditioning the moment he saw the handsome man, and ran away.In the [-]th squad again, Xiao Zhengtai put his head on the crossroads at one end and buried himself in his work. I glanced at the peeking me, sighed and complained about Matsumoto Rangiku, who was leisurely next to me, and continued to work.I greeted the long-sick little brother Fuzhu who will receive a bento in the near future, and I got a pair of white eyes and two pairs of three seats.The real body of the handsome guy who squeezed into the [-]th squad and tried to take a look at a certain one was almost splashed with sulfuric acid (?) and then ran away in a panic...

I can't become fat if I eat it in one bite, am I a little too fast to watch it?

I was walking on the road, and suddenly I saw Kenpachi Saragi, who was strong and muscular, on the opposite side, and then... I fell in love at first sight.

Like the muscles!Like the height!Like Scar!One-eyed thumbs up!Open your chest and praise!Like the emoticon!This is the tough guy I like! !

I wiped my chin and almost drooled. I didn’t think that Saraki-san looks so worthy of the audience when I read comics before. Sure enough, the real person is more powerful!Speaking of someone who is not strong enough, he is much worse than Saraki. I don't know if Saraki's muscles are hard to the touch or hard and very resilient?

Ah, who is someone?

A black-haired man with an open chest who was also okay appeared vaguely in his mind, but he couldn't remember it after thinking about it carefully.

Hell, why do I always feel inexplicable when I get here.

Shaking my head, I grinned and moved my limbs, preparing to publicly engage in unscrupulous acts of hooliganism.

Ready, go!I quickly ran up to Saraki, looked up Xingxingyan, and said loudly: "Captain Saraki, I like you, please date me!!"

The surrounding area was completely silent, and after three seconds of silence, the figures of passers-by all around retreated abruptly, leaving a large vacuum in the aisle.For fear of being dragged into some kind of rage called murder.And the person I confessed to, Saraki-kun, didn't even move his head, just rolled his eyes down and glanced at me, and then...turned his head decisively and spat: "I'm not interested."

My glass heart shattered into slag...

The cute Yaqianliu jumped off Zaraki's back, stood on tiptoe and touched my forehead very, very hard, and said, "Heiheicang, don't be sad, Xiaojian will be yours when you defeat Xiaojian~"

Black sauce?Who are you talking about?

"Black black sauce, black hair, black eyes and smiling while wearing black clothes~" Yaqianliu tactfully answered the doubts conveyed by my expression. MD really wants to beat her up!Can I beat her? !

Twitching to shift my gaze, I cast my fiery gaze on Saraki.Zaraki waved his hand irritably: "As you like. Please, Yaqianliu, can we go?"

What about sending beggars?

I couldn't help saying that I stabbed Zaraki's throat with a dagger, and Zaraki avoided it flexibly. You!"

Easily caught by my provocation, Zaraki snorted, but a smile stained his face: "If you can stab it, it will be fine if you touch it for a day!"

This is what you said!I became more and more courageous as I fought, and my spiritual power gradually soared. After a while, Gengmu stopped dodging and started fighting with me.This time the entire aisle was emptied, and even Yaqianliu jumped up the wall, looking down at us as we came and went.

After all, I was a captain-level character, and when my spiritual power was fully activated, I only persisted for less than a moment before I felt powerless. Saraki, who kept his strength consistent with mine, also changed from busy coping to handy.

"Stop! Who allowed you to fight in Jingling Court?!" Broken Bee rushed over when he heard the noise.

Gengmu sighed and stopped, completely forgetting the purpose of my attack, and said with great interest: "You are not bad, it's okay to come to the [-]th team to play."

"Yeah, isn't this the friend's child that Captain Aizan took special care of? He really took special care of him, and he didn't even understand the rules in Jinglingting." Ichimaru Gin, who came to watch the excitement, put his hands in his sleeves, sarcasm , "As expected of a genius who graduated in one year, I didn't dare to provoke the captain on the street at that time~~"

Meow, this guy really has a lot of eye-catching tricks. Doesn't the meaning behind this mean that my graduation this year is too much mixed with his graduation this year?By the way, did he graduate in one year?

"Captain Ichimaru laughed, and came here to help teach me a lesson." Aizen replied flatly.Speaking of which, the third team is really far away from here...

How did these two people think of singing oboe in the first place? Ichimaru Gin must have suggested it. I guess Ya had wanted to bury Aizen a long time ago, but couldn't find a chance to take the opportunity to avenge her personal revenge.And Uncle Lan has the appearance of a gentleman, so he doesn't like to swear and play sinister, so he can only swallow it bitterly.Thinking about it like that, Ichimaru is so clever!

Deeply aware of the truth, I reluctantly left a word to Saraki that I would go find you, and followed Aizen to receive "education" like a good boy.

"Uncle, I was wrong!" As soon as I returned to the captain's room, I took the initiative to bow my head and admit my mistake.

"Uncle?" Aizen looked a little worried, as if he didn't understand why he was getting old, he struggled for three seconds and said helplessly, "Forget it, pay attention to the frequency of troubles and don't make them too conspicuous. But there is Saragi Kenpachi's words, If you have nothing to do, you can go to the [-]th team for a walk, your strength is more suitable for that kind of training." After speaking, he waved his hand to signal me to get out of the way so as not to block his old man's eyes.

I found that Aizen's attitude towards me recently is very similar to keeping a pet. When he is in the mood, he will play the card of warmth to cultivate loyalty. When he is not in the mood, he looks more and more disgusted. "What do you do with my free-range love?" expression.But when it's time to get out, I'll get out mellowly, so I haven't given him the idea that this pet is in the way and needs to be removed.Often he has [-]% helplessness and [-]% appreciation for my dog ​​legs.

I admit that I am much more villainous than when I was in HP, but so what, human beings are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, there is no reason for a mistake to make the third time if it is not enough for the first time or two.In case I fail the whole mission, at least I have earned more life wandering in these worlds, so why not try to live as long as possible in each world?

So, how can you not be a hooligan!

Since that fateful encounter, Team Eleven has become a place I often go to. Uncle Lan turned a blind eye and closed his eyes. He only taught me a few words for others to see. As a result, when I saw me, I shook my head and sighed. Poor Uncle Lan gave me this trouble, except for the [-]th team who was very face-saving and only looked at ability, so that I ran more diligently in the [-]th team.

"Hey, at your level, you still want to take advantage of our captain, and those brats who have not yet graduated and have no hair. Who do you want to challenge today? Or the seventeenth seat?"

At my level, the fifth team can still challenge four and five seats, but here, even the seventeenth seat has won three out of ten games. This bastard even dared to turn a corner and complain about me. I gritted my teeth: " Bald and bald, I didn't expect you to covet Xiaojian's beauty, and today I beat you so badly."

"Ah? What did you call me?" The corner of Madara's eyes twitched, and he showed a mouthful of white teeth and moved his wrist very maliciously, "I'll let you know what it means to look for teeth all over the place today!"

Damn, he didn't refute that he coveted Saraki Kenpachi's beauty!My heart hurts so much!

Not surprisingly, I was beaten and lay on the ground covered in bruises, and I had nothing but to vent my anger.This calf doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!

Due to staying too long among rough guys, I often speak dirty words. I met Ichimaru in private, but I scolded him hard to relieve my anger. His vocabulary was not good enough and he scolded very vaguely. Every time I scolded him until his smile faintly collapsed .Of course, this kind of thing would not be done in front of Uncle Lan. I keep my pet's morals very good.

As Uncle Lan said, I had only been free for three or four months, and then I was dispatched to the present world with a deplorable order in front of outsiders, which aroused rave reviews.Did these bastards look at me so badly that they forgot that guarding in this world is actually an affirmation of death?

"After you go to the present world, keep a low profile. Pay special attention to the group of people at the Urahara store in Kuzama Town, and pay attention to who they usually contact. Remember the people you recognize before, and test their abilities if possible."

"Okay." I was very well-behaved, but very speechless in my heart.

The people that Uncle Lan let me recognize are those fake faces. I don’t believe it’s been a long time since I didn’t know the news over there. Sure enough, the villain boss and everything else can do whatever they want, and suddenly remembered this, so they opened it by the way. branches.Don't even think about how far Nagasaki, where I will be stationed, is from Tokyo!The vacant seats are near Tokyo.