[Comprehensive] is to tear down the CP

"Hey, let's see, isn't this a slug, and it's gloomy and doesn't know what it's doing. No wonder Lily doesn't pay much attention to you hahaha." I held the book I borrowed from the library, but in the James' snarled voice was heard around the corner.

"I really can't imagine why Mr. Potter, whose brain is full of straw and has the same structure as a troll, has a shrewd Slytherin sister?"

...Professor NICE hit back, and this incident is estimated to have ridiculed James for more than ten years.Sure enough, James got angry and went straight to the stick.

"James!" I hurriedly appeared to stop him, "I don't think you can use a wand in the corridor, do you want to be deducted points?"

"Nai Nai! Damn it, why didn't I realize that you have such a Slytherin temperament before!" James gritted his teeth, and finally put away his wand unwillingly.I must have thought that it would be easy to be caught as a pigtail when people come and go around here.Not too stupid.

I breathed out, and I couldn't help but pull Snape up and leave. Snape was also a little tired of James' entanglement, but he didn't struggle.I'm not too sure about the development of the plot, but MS Lily and Severus broke up because once he and James had an issue and she thought it was Severus' fault.

If you really think that I didn't do anything in the two years I didn't come to school, I'm wrong haha!I have found several mixed-blood or pure-blood girls or girls who are close to Lily in appearance or personality to seduce James, but they are too strong/upright, and ten Hungarian Horntails can't pull them away (maybe there are some) The reason why my oriental aesthetics are wrong is...).I'm not familiar with Lily, after all, it's too deliberate to approach through James.The best way is to start with Severus from the same college, isn't childhood sweetheart the best way to hook up?

Originally, this matter would be over when we left, but some people like to stir up flames, Sirius put his arms around his chest and whistled: "Hey, James, isn't your sister interested in that gloomy slug?" ?”

Severus immediately shook off my hand as if catching some virus, and my mood instantly became very bad. I'm not really a viper!If you eat tofu, you will die!The key is that the opportunity to attack was wasted!

Disliked by my dear professor, I immediately vented my grievances on Sirius: "Sirius, right? I can understand children being rebellious, but don't be too arrogant." She shrugged calmly, and said with a malicious smile: "Speaking of which, I can still be regarded as your aunt. You must be polite when dealing with elders, Xiao Tian Lang Xing~"

"You!" Sirius held his breath in his chest, his face flushed.

Even this little ability is too bad, I turned around, felt a lot more comfortable in my heart, and walked away proudly.Sure enough, happiness should be built on the pain of others to be happier~

[Ding dong!Nana, why do I feel that you have gained a lot of courage since you yelled at Voldemort last time...]

Cough, low key, low key.Hitting is kissing and scolding is love.

【Nanai, your skin is getting thicker...】

Seeing Sirius' look like a lost dog, Severus glanced at him, but he didn't make up the knife, instead he quickly caught up with me, and then thanked me in a low voice and disappeared into the corner as if being chased by a troll .

The shy professor is also so cute~ Although his true love is the poisonous tongue in the future.

[... Nana, I found that the MS you like is more poisonous, such as Tsuruga Ren...]

I like Lian Jing!Not alone like him!asshole!I haven't settled this matter with you yet!Shut up shut up!back off back off!

As expected, my relationship with Severus didn't warm up at all. Although we were both Slytherins, I found that I could hardly see him, so I had no choice but to give up this unplanned approach.

"Oh, Miss Potter, I wonder if it would be my honor to invite you to the Slug Club this Saturday? I think you'll enjoy it, and you can dress nicely. Of course, maybe you can also be in Talk to Severus during the event. Severus is also my favorite student, in the third grade, his Potions is simply amazing, I think you can learn a lot from him." Completed a class task in a certain time Finally, Professor Slughorn finally offered me an olive branch.

I responded with a smile: "Of course, my honor, Professor."

[Ding dong!Nana studied so hard during this time, I really thought you forgot the mission, it turned out that you had already made up your mind.Insidious is really insidious. 】

Nonsense, who is the master?Grandpa strategy relies on IQ!

But things are not as simple as I thought. I found that the battle between Gryffindor and Slytherin House can't stop Lily and Severus, let alone the social slug club.If the two of them were together all the time I wouldn't need to interfere, but the situation didn't allow me to get close to either.

I have to find a way to temporarily separate them, well, when one of them is alone and within my sight.

"Hey Nana."

I looked up in amazement at James who enthusiastically sat directly on the Slytherin table, feeling unreal as if the sun was coming out of the west, if I hadn't seen Sirius behind him frowning reluctantly, he would also sit down if.

Mochani Witson, who was usually in class with me and my partner, immediately rubbed oil on the soles of her feet and moved away three feet after seeing this group of demon kings, fearing that she would be cursed with pimples on her face.

Aware of my bad mood and their unwelcome, Sirius yelled loudly, as if this would relieve some embarrassment: "James, we can think for ourselves, why do we have to ask Nana! I don't think she looks like a girl!"

"Oh? I don't know when you, Sirius, underwent gender reassignment surgery. You look more like a girl than me." As my voice fell, the frowning Slytherins not far and near bowed their heads reservedly. Chuckling, I also noticed that Regulus, who had been paying attention here, cast an embarrassing look at Sirius.

Sirius blushed immediately, and was comforted and persuaded by Lupine and Pettigrew before giving up.

James scratched his messy hair, and whispered to me flatteringly: "Nanai, what kind of Christmas gift do you think you girls would like to receive?"

I twitched my eyebrows: "I remember that Christmas will be half a month away. Could it be that you plan to give it to Lily Evans?"

"You, how do you know?" James' face turned red instantly, and that rare expression of shyness appeared on that cynical face.

I rolled my eyes: "Even if I'm in the first year, your high-profile pursuit has already reached my ears, okay?" Apart from expressing enthusiasm and admiration for Voldemort, this is the favorite after-dinner conversation among Slytherins. It hurts that I have to be scanned N times by various eyes every time.

"Yuan, so even you know."

I looked at James, who had become twitchy in a second, in shock, and I got goosebumps: "James! Put away your disgusting and contrived expressions, I still want to finish this milk pudding!"

Should I praise the greatness of love? James didn't yell at me as usual, but sneaked into my ear and whispered: "Nai Nai, let's go to Hogsmeade this Saturday. Help I'm going to pick out a gift, well, you also know that I don't have many female friends."

My eyes lit up for a moment but immediately dimmed, and I whispered cooperatively: "I'm only in the first grade, I can't go there, I don't want to get deducted points for it James. If you really can't find someone to accompany you, maybe you can find someone to go with you." As for Professor McGonagall's opinion, I think her taste is very much to be admired."

"Don't be like this, Nana, Dad gave me the invisibility cloak, no one will find out. And we just made a treasure, although it is not comprehensive, but it can show some secret passages, which can hide from the professor's sight, including Going to Hogsmeade. Help me this time, and I'll take you to taste Three Broomsticks' butterbeer, and you can pick out your Christmas presents yourself, dear. Just this Saturday?"

Damn, the facilities are so complete, I was so excited that I immediately couldn't hold it and wanted to act.

"Okay then, you give me the invisibility cloak and those treasures in advance, you go first on Saturday, and I will follow from the secret passage wearing the invisibility cloak."

"Ah? But..."

"Hey, it's not weird to be out of school or out of school on weekends when you are so noisy! We have to go separately! If I get caught deducting points, I will be eaten alive!" I threatened.

"Okay, I'll let the owl deliver it to you. Just remember, I'll be waiting for you at Three Broomsticks at eight o'clock on Saturday morning."

I am complete.What a joke, once James comes, the other three will come too. Do I have to squeeze an invisibility cloak with the four of them and shuttle around the school!

James moved very quickly. When I got back to the dormitory, I saw a package neatly placed next to the bed. I don't know how the owl flew into the Slytherin lounge in the basement.Even in the magical world, there are still many things that feel incredible.

Slytherin's dormitory is for two people. I don't know if it's my bug or what happened. I live in this room alone, which is convenient for me to do some petty theft.When I saw the Marauder's Map, I couldn't help feeling that James' homework was so bad, but he was able to make mischievous things at his fingertips. It was completely impossible to see that this wizard version of GPS was made by four third graders.It's a pity that he was born in the wrong age. If he was with the Weasley twins, he would be even more lawless.

"IsolemnlyswearthatIamuptonogood." I waved my wand at the Marauder's Map according to the usage method on James's letter, seeing a personal name on the rendered ink, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride that the world is in my hands.In fact, the map is not perfect, many places are left blank, and there are not many secret roads, but the route from the Whomping Willow to the Shrieking Shack and from the corridor on the third floor to the Honeydukes dessert shop has been marked out, it seems to be for Discovered when Lupine's werewolf identity was looking for a secret location.

Well, it would be even better if it could be made into three dimensions.I nod in evaluation.

[Ding dong!Nana is really shameless.By the way, aren't you going to the slug club on Saturday? 】

Ah, that's right, the result of working so hard for so long was actually forgotten by me... I automatically ignored Tuanzi's complaints.After thinking about it, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, the club activities are at night, and I will definitely be back. James's tricks are not easy to knock, and it's not worth it.

[Ding dong!Nana, actually, you can induce James to go to club activities. The super-strong jelly candy will definitely stick Lily, so you can take the opportunity to get close to Severus. 】

Tuanzi is so witty!Looking at James, he doesn't even know that Lily has joined the Slug Club. He probably doesn't even know that there is such a club. This guy hates potions, but he will definitely join in when there is excitement!Although the success rate is lower than directly hooking up with Lily and hooking up with Severus, it's better than nothing!