[Comprehensive] Sherlock is going to be kicked by a donkey

After entering the life of a married woman, it seems that there is not much change from when she was unmarried.Since they are used to low-key people, not many people really know that Josie and Sherlock are married. After completing a simple wedding ceremony in an old and small church in Cambridge, the two turned their heads and continued to engage in In their respective jobs, the only person who complained about this matter was Watson. He still couldn't imagine that Sherlock would marry a few days earlier than him.

After marriage, Josie officially changed her surname to Sherlock Holmes. The business card and all signed contract documents were under the supervision of Sherlock. Changing Jonathan to Holmes was the only thing Josie couldn't get used to.

"Why do women in western countries have to take their husband's surname after marriage? After decades of using the surname, I am really not used to being called Mrs. Holmes. It sounds like I am called auntie," Josie said lying on her back. On the sofa, holding the revised and newly delivered business card in his hand, he looked carefully at the light on the ceiling, "In China, women are not required to take their husband's surname after they get married."

Sherlock, who was sitting on the single sofa and reading the newspaper, raised his eyes and looked at Josie in front of him, "The same surname is convenient for the national household registration management, and it is also conducive to the harmonious coexistence of family relationships."

"..." Hearing Sherlock's answer, Josie was stunned. She leaned on the sofa with her elbows and turned around, facing Sherlock, "It's not bad for family harmony if a husband and wife have different surnames."

Sherlock put down the newspaper in his hand, and leaned forward in front of his wife, "Why do you care about the stakes, your surname is Holmes now."

Those gray-blue eyes only looked at her. Hearing these words, Josie's heart ached and her face flushed. She raised her hand to push Sherlock's face away, but found that she was still holding the business card in her hand. So instead, he patted Sherlock's forehead with his business card, "Please show some face."

Josie's hand was very light, and Sherlock didn't hide from letting the business card be slapped on his forehead. Then he took the business card from Josie's hand, glanced at it, and seemed to be impressed by the words "Josie? Jonathan Holmes" on it. "Very satisfied, and then returned the business card to Josie, "I will be very busy in a while, if you can, you can go to the United States to stay for a while."

She said this suddenly, and Josie was not in a hurry to answer. She stood up from the sofa, walked slowly to the kitchen and poured herself a cup of scented tea, "I heard that you have been walking with Magnussen's assistant lately. close?"

"Well, there is a plan."

"I know you have a plan." Josie took a sip of scented tea, "Pay attention to the way you do it, don't go too far. I don't want others to think that the family is not in harmony soon after I get married."

In fact, Josie knew that Sherlock didn't have any sparks with the assistant lady. They just attended several business meetings and media banquets together, and they didn't even have a personal relationship. However, Josie still felt a little jealous when thinking of the plot in the original drama.

"it is good."

"Tony has a new project. I'm flying to the United States the day after tomorrow. Natasha said that Thor came to Earth today, so I guess I have to stay in the United States for a while. Be careful yourself."

"it is good."

Josie put down her teacup and walked to the back of the single sofa, bent over from behind and wrapped her arms around Sherlock's neck, and could still smell the scent of the shampoo she used, "I'm serious, Mary is pregnant now, I'm not in London you Listen to Watson more, don't let him worry so much about his ends, and, have you run out of shampoo? Are you using my shampoo now?"

"Well, I've run out of mine." Sherlock's voice was low and nasal, sounding like an aggrieved big cat, which made Josie laugh out loud. She rubbed her curly black hair like a mischief. He messed up Sherlock's hair, "I'll buy it for you in the afternoon, and go to the supermarket with me."

Sherlock raised his left hand to wrap around Josie's neck behind him, and turned his head to touch Josie's cheek, "Okay."

"I almost don't know you anymore." Josie smiled and took Sherlock's hand on her left cheek. "So you look like this after you get married. Are all Capricorns so sullen?"

Sherlock raised his eyebrows, "I thought you knew that zodiac personality is unrealistic."

In fact, Josie herself didn't believe in these things, and she even thought that the constellations were only paid attention to by adolescent girls.Sherlock is a Capricorn. She doesn't know when she will pay attention to such insignificant and unrealistic details like a little girl.

The day after tomorrow came soon, and the newly married Holmes and his wife faced parting again after two days of tenderness. After Sherlock sent Josie to the airport, he drove to the secret base of him and his homeless friends.

More than ten hours later, at the other end of the world, Josie came out of the airport. Natasha was waiting at the exit to pick up the plane. Next to her was Captain America, whom she hadn’t seen for a long time. This surprised Josie a bit. Because she heard that she has been very busy recently because of SHIELD, but now she is an outsider, and it is not easy to ask about specific things.

"Hi, Steve, long time no see, how are you?" Josie simply hugged each other.

"I'm fine. I lost contact with the outside world due to a mission a while ago. I heard from Natasha and Coulson that you are married. I just came to pick you up with Natasha today. Congratulations..." Captain America swept Glancing around, "Didn't your husband come with you?"

"He has something to do in London. I came by myself." The US team took the luggage from Josie's hand and put it in the trunk of the car. After the latter thanked her, she got into the car.

Natasha, who was sitting in the driver's seat, raised her hand to adjust the car's rearview mirror, while she could see Josie sitting in the back seat of the car from the mirror, and said with a smile: "It's unimaginable, I've known you for ten years, right?" , you are actually married."

Josie was amused by Natasha's words, she put her hands on the back of the driver's seat and leaned forward, "It's amazing, my new husband was once your defeat, let me interview you, you are right How do you feel about this?"

The US team, who had put away their luggage, also got into the car at this time, and was a little surprised to hear their conversation, "You are defeated? Isn't your husband a professional detective?"

Josie laughed and said, "That's a long story. Our famous black widow, Miss Natasha, once knocked Sherlock to the ground with a scissors kick."

"At that time, I thought it was the enemy who bypassed the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s eyeliner and broke into your house. I didn't expect that man to become your husband a few years later." Natasha drove the car to the city, "Thor I just arrived two days ago, and I think I've been very busy these days, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait a few days to see him."

"It doesn't matter. It's rare for people to come to Earth. They have been waiting for several years before, and they don't miss these few days."

Captain America looked back at Josie, wondering, "Why are you looking for him?"

"About my ability, there are some things I want to clarify, but I have never had the opportunity to meet and have a good chat with Thor before," Josie looked out the window at the scenery of Los Angeles, which had been in California for ten years. It was the place she stayed in when she was in college, but she missed it after not coming back for a long time, "Natasha, do you want to take me in at your house?"

"Okay, my apartment has only one bed, you have to sleep with me, but most of the time I won't be at home, you have the car keys, the car is parked in the underground garage and you can open it when you need it."

Josie nodded, "No problem, I'll go to the supermarket to buy ingredients later, I'll make whatever I want to eat tonight, Steve, come too, let's have dinner," Josie said, took out her phone, and gave Tony Edited a text message, "Is Tony also in Los Angeles these days? Call him by the way."

A lot of people came to the dinner in the evening. Except for Coulson who was not free to travel with Pep in Puerto Rico because of Thor's affairs, Josie's best friends in the United States were all present. Peter Parker came from Tony. By the way, they seemed to have a good relationship, and Josie welcomed them in with a smile on her face after opening the door.

But in fact, no one knew that Josie just thought it was interesting that they stood together like father and son.

Hawkeye and the Winter Soldier were picked up by Natasha driving to S.H.I.E.L.D. in the afternoon. Steve stayed here all afternoon to help Josie with coolies. She is familiar, but she knows that this is the best friend of Captain America. Bucky Barnes is a very cheerful young man, different from the youthful image of Captain America. I heard that when I was brainwashed into the Winter Soldier, my personality changed drastically for a long time.

Josie's cooking skills are almost full, and the dishes for this night are also very rich. In addition, they bought enough beer, and several people chatted while eating and drinking, and it was late at night.Josie's drinking capacity was average, and she was still jet-lagged when she first arrived in the United States. She passed out after a few cans of beer, and it was Natasha who carried her back to the bedroom.The oldest looking Tony was the second one to get drunk, and was finally carried away by Peter and Hawkeye together. The US team and the Winter Soldier were not drunk, and even Natasha went back to the bedroom at the end After rest, the two of them were still drinking to the moon in the living room.

Natasha woke up on time at 06:30 the next morning. When she went out to the living room, she saw two tall and strong men clinging to each other and sleeping, and there were beer bottles lying on the ground.Natasha has never been a gentle and virtuous woman. After washing up, she returned to the living room, took a low-voltage electric shock baton to each of the two men on the ground, and woke up after a while. .

"The director asked you to come to him at eight o'clock. It's already seven o'clock. It takes four or ten minutes to go there. You'd better go to the bathroom to wake up." Natasha said and threw two clean new towels at them , then turned and walked back to the bedroom.

Josie was not a sleepy person, and the movement outside had woken her up, but the hangover and jet lag made her feel unwell. She pulled down the quilt, slightly opened her eyes and looked at the woman standing by the bedroom door. Natasha on the side, "I'm so uncomfortable."

"It will definitely be uncomfortable after a hangover, and your jet lag is not reversed, so you wake up now, do you want to take a shower and go back to sleep?"

Josie put her hand on her forehead and rubbed it. She felt that Natasha's suggestion was good, so she nodded and sat up from the bed with difficulty, "Okay, I'll take a shower now and then go back to sleep."

"Josie," Natasha frowned and looked at the limp Josie on the bed, "Drink less alcohol in the future, if you get pregnant, it will be bad for the fetus."

Josie, who was stretching, was stunned, her sleepy eyes widened, "Huh?"

"You are married now. Although I don't know what you and your husband are planning, it's best to quit smoking and drinking from now on. If you get pregnant, these things are not good for the fetus."

"I, I'm not pregnant..."

"Do you usually take contraceptive measures?"

"No, no..."

Josie was stunned, and began to brainstorm and calculate the days. Her next menstrual period will be five days later. It's okay to come, but if she doesn't come...