[Comprehensive] Sherlock is going to be kicked by a donkey

torment.

It's a torment.

Very tormented.

This was the only feeling Josie had after sitting in the seat only one aisle away from Hannibal for five hours.

She really can't remember what she said or did to make Hannibal look very interested in her. Is it because she was watching The Grudge on the plane? !

Watching a frightening movie about a naked little boy running around can make yourself different in Hannibal's eyes, no wonder Will and Hannibal fell in love with each other.

Originally, I bought the first-class seat so that I could sit comfortably during the five-hour flight, but I didn’t expect that not only did I not sit comfortably, but I also had to use my ability to be vigilant against the ogre next to me. It's better to buy an economy class ticket, I want to cry without tears, and I will never cheat Director Fury again.

[Tsk, this little girl looks very scared of me, I don't seem to have done anything, does she have social phobia?Like to watch horror movies... psychologically closed?Ah... No, it doesn't look like her dress and the mobile phone that has downloaded a lot of social software...] Please stop guessing, Uncle Boss, she is just afraid of being asked for a business card, really, Josie's heart is broken.

The sweet-looking, tall, gentle-spoken stewardess walked up to them with the menu, knelt down and asked, "Hi, excuse me, what do you need?"

Josie originally wanted Hannibal to order first, but the latter politely raised his hand to signal: "Ladies first."

"Thank you." Josie thanked, then bowed her head and nodded what she wanted.

In fact, apart from Hannibal’s crazy behavior of cannibalism, he is a very particular and gentlemanly person, but as a good boy who grew up under the red flag, Josie really can’t accept Hannibal’s abnormality. criminal behavior.

I don’t know if Will and Hannibal know each other now, I’m not deep enough, I’m not Hannibal’s opponent, let the FBI and Will do things like deal with Hannibal, she’s in Hannibal Just make a little transparency in front of the puller.

"The caffeine in cola is addictive. Because it contains phosphoric acid and carbonic acid formed by dissolving carbon dioxide, it has a certain corrosion effect on tooth enamel. A large amount of sugar intake can also lead to obesity. Cola is the most failed invention invented by Americans. Drinks, I suggest you drink less, if it wasn't because you don't look 21 years old, I would recommend you to have some red wine, the red wine in the first class of United Airlines is not bad." Hannibal moved gracefully with warm The hot wet towel said to Josie while wiping her hands.

"Uh... Actually, I don't drink carbonated drinks very often. I prefer fruit juice, but United's apple juice always has a taste that I don't like."

I'm sorry United Airlines, let's help her recite the blame first, she just ordered the Coke just because her brain was hot, who knew that this could make Hannibal have something to say.

Hannibal smiled and said: "Oh, yes, yes, airplane meals are always unsatisfactory. Every time I eat on an airplane, I miss the food I cook at home very much. A good piece of Wagyu beef is It’s a mouth-watering treat, and I like to spice it up with cumin or rosemary, with asparagus and truffles, and finish with a good red Bordeaux.”

Do you really use wagyu beef instead of human meat...

Josie complained in her heart, but she still kept a smile on her face, "Oh, I'm an Englishman, you know, the thinnest book in the world is..."

"British recipes?" Hannibal smiled, "Delicious food knows no borders, Miss Jonathan, I really like your Cockney accent."

"Thank you," Josie said after a pause, "Actually, I don't like red meat very much, er, not because I'm a vegetarian, but because red meat is less healthy than white meat, and people who often eat red meat People are more likely to suffer from chronic diseases such as colon cancer, breast cancer, and coronary heart disease than eating white meat. On the contrary, eating white meat can reduce the risk of suffering from these diseases. Of course, white meat of fish and poultry is comparable to livestock meat. Relatively low in fat content and high in unsaturated fatty acid content, it is very effective in preventing dyslipidemia and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.”

So eat less mammalian meat, such as human meat, human meat and human meat, eat more fish or chicken, and reduce the possibility of chronic diseases and cardiovascular diseases when you get old. Uncle Ba, you are not too old You are young, please pay attention to your body.

"You're right," Hannibal nodded, "but red meat is still the first choice of meat on my table. I always hope that my taste buds can be satisfied to the utmost."

Then she really has nothing to say...

"Uh...be careful, pay attention to the balance of your diet." Josie nodded herself after finishing speaking. Hannibal has become obsessed with cannibalism. How naive is she to think that someone can persuade Hannibal? Get rid of this habit.

Hannibal didn't continue to say anything, but smiled, and picked up the magazine on the plane to read. Josie also put on her earphones again, intending to continue watching the video.

Ah, I still don't read the Grudge.

While thinking about it, Josie exited the Grudge's video page, thought for a while, and clicked on Detective Conan.

Sure enough, in front of Hannibal, she should watch some puzzle anime, hehe...

But having said that, which episode did she see Detective Conan?

After Josie arrived at JFK Airport in New York, she said goodbye to Hannibal. Before leaving, Hannibal didn't ask her for a business card. Instead, he gave her his own business card. Put it in your wallet and have no intention of taking it out again.

She doesn't have the guts to go to Hannibal for psychological counseling, she would rather go to Sherlock for psychological counseling!

Speaking of Sherlock...

Josie took out her phone and turned it on, and sure enough, she received several unread text messages from Sherlock, Agent Coulson, Natasha, and one from Director Fury.

"I'm in Seattle right now, text me when I get to New York." -sh

"Remember to ask for my autograph." - pc

"Report me safe when you arrive in New York." -nr

"Address: No. 2602, Building X, xxx Apartment, xxx Street, your fingerprint has been entered into the fingerprint lock, and you can open it directly." —— nf Qiao Qian took a taxi at the airport exit after replying to the text messages one by one, and went to The address given by Director Fury.

Thinking of meeting the male god later, Josie's mental outlook seemed to be much more positive, sweeping away the negative emotions brought about by Hannibal on the plane just now.

Sure enough, she is not the material to play with high IQ criminals. She suddenly thought of Moriarty, Sherlock's deadly enemy. At this time, Moriarty didn't know where he was, and he was building up his power little by little. Thinking of Sherlock's miserable appearance by Moriarty in the original play, although he was the winner in the end, it was not easy to win.

The captain was not at home when Josie arrived at the apartment, because Josie didn't hear any mental activity next door.

Well, she wouldn't admit that she used her ability as soon as she came because she wanted to eavesdrop on what the male god was thinking.

The apartment was cleaned up in advance by the people from S.H.I.E.L.D., with all the furniture. Josie searched around, and found that there were no other monitoring and listening devices except for a few bugs at the gate, the living room and the door of the room. It seemed that the main equipment was all It was installed in the captain's apartment next door.

Josie packed her clothes into the closet, laid out the sheets, placed her computer and design drafts on the desk, and went to the kitchen to wash an apple to eat. She dug out the refrigerator and cupboard Some ingredients, I plan to make some cookies as a gift to the captain, and I will also take this opportunity to get to know the captain. After all, her task is not only to monitor the captain, but also to help him adapt to life in the 21st century. I don’t know each other first. What can I do.

After putting the cookies in the oven, Commissioner Fury called. Josie took off the oven gloves and answered the phone, listening with her shoulder to her ear, her free hands were washing the fruit she took out of the refrigerator , she's going to make some fruit shakes to go with the cookies.

"Anything else to order, Commissioner Fury?"

"Find a way to get to know the captain."

"Uh...I'm doing this."

"Oh, I thought you wouldn't."

Josie raised her eyebrows, put the washed fruit in the basin, and then peeled and cut the banana in her hand, "Although I'm not a professional spy, I'm still a person with a brain."

At the same time, she also understands that the reason why Director Fury chose her to do the task of closely monitoring the captain instead of choosing a professional spy is because she is not completely a member of S.H.I.E.L.D. Well, good old Captain America wouldn't blame an innocent little girl, would he?

Although……

Josie glanced out the window, and there was a professional agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. sent by Director Fury in the building opposite.

"That's good. You don't need to report every day. Use your abilities well. Let me know if there is any special situation. Goodbye."

Josie took out a clean cutting board, peeled the washed mango, cut it into pieces with a knife, put it into the juicer together with the blueberries and sliced ​​bananas, poured the milk in, and pressed the juicer The switch of the machine, "Got it, goodbye."

It was already seven o'clock in the evening when the sound of the door being opened next door was heard. Josie knew that the captain had returned, so she took the packaged cookies and fruit milkshakes and came to the door of the captain's apartment.

Hmm... How should I greet the male god for the first time?

Josie stood at the door of the captain's apartment with a troubled expression on her face.

Enthusiastic?

"Hi Captain, I'm your fan, Josie? Jonathan lives next door to you. Here are the cookies and fruit shakes I made myself. Please accept them. By the way, please sign my name, man!"

Ah, no, I feel like an idiot.

Be reserved?

"Hi, I'm your neighbor who lives next door to you. This is a little gift from me. Please accept it, thank you."

It felt too formulaic again, not approachable enough.

Ah... It's so difficult, how to knock on the door of the male god and greet the male god, I'm in a hurry!Wait online!

Just as Josie was still struggling with how to speak, the door was suddenly opened, and she faced the captain face to face without any precautions.

"Uh... I saw you standing at the door of my house inside. Is there anything I can do to help you?" The captain pointed to the surveillance video installed outside the door.

Ah, I knew I would have used my ability a long time ago, and now I’m fine. It’s so embarrassing to be seen by the male god like this. Qiao Qian scratched her head, feeling a little embarrassed. "That... I, I'm actually a resident who just moved in today, right next door to you. This is a meeting ceremony, cookies and fruit shakes I made myself."

The captain froze for a moment, then showed a gentle smile, nodded and said, "Ah, thank you, I accept it. I'm Steve Rogers. Would you like to come in and sit down?"

Beep!The male god's smile is too foul, so handsome!

Josie nodded vigorously, "I'm Josie Jonathan."

The captain welcomed Josie into the room, and Josie sat down on the sofa in the living room. She could see the captain's whole body clearly through the light in the room. The other party probably came back from the gym just now, wearing sweat-soaked clothes. A wet white T-shirt and black sports shorts, with sweatbands wrapped around the palms.

Josie's undisguised gaze made the captain a little embarrassed, "I just came back from the gym and haven't changed my clothes yet. I'm going to take a shower, why don't you sit and wait?"

"Ah, it's okay, you can go," Josie waved her hand to express her indifference, then glanced at the clock on the wall, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"not yet."

"I still have some pasta in the house, tomato minced meat sauce, if you don't mind, I can bring it to you?"

The captain nodded and thanked: "Okay, thank you."

"No thanks, no thanks."

When Josie went back to her room to get her things, the captain hadn't finished taking a shower. She sat on the sofa in the living room and looked at the captain's apartment. Put it on the coffee table, and there are almost no fingerprints on the touch screen of the mobile phone. Josie does not think that the captain is a person who wipes fingerprints on the screen of the mobile phone every day, which means that he has hardly even used the mobile phone. The Apple notebook on the desk The computer is brand new, the keyboard on it has no signs of being used, the TV should have been seen, and the remote control looks like it has been used.

Josie turned to look at the kitchen.

Microwave didn't work.

The oven was never used.

Sterilizer...maybe used?

The refrigerator...was used. If you didn't even use a refrigerator, it would be too old.

Also, the dining table was clean, except for the pasta, cookies and fruit shakes she brought, there was no food or utensils on it.

The drinking water filter is not even installed on the faucet of the sink. The cold tap water in the United States can be drunk directly, but Josie, who has a slight cleanliness, is still used to installing a water purification filter on the faucet.

It seems that although the apartment is full of furniture belonging to the 21st century, the captain didn't make the most of it.

While Josie was still looking at the captain's apartment, the captain came out after taking a shower and changing into clean clothes.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."