[Comprehensive] Sherlock is going to be kicked by a donkey

Natasha left after dinner. After finishing the kitchen, Josie came out and saw Sherlock standing in front of her bookcase, flipping through her books and design drafts with interest. Josie stepped forward and took away Sherlock put the book in his hand back into the bookcase.

"Go take a shower and go to bed."

"My luggage was taken away by Mycroft, but he didn't return it to me." Sherlock said innocently.

Josie held her forehead and sighed, remembering that Ellen had left some clothes with her when her father and mother came to visit her, so she said to Sherlock: "I'll help you find my father's clothes, you How long do you plan to stay in the United States? If not, I will take you to buy clothes tomorrow."

"it is good."

"Okay, okay, what I'm asking is how long do you plan to stay here?" Josie squatted down and opened the drawer of the wardrobe, and found out the pajamas left by Allen.

Sherlock didn't answer Josie's question, but asked, "When are you going back to England?"

"It will take at least two or three years." Josie pinched the shoulders of the clothes and put them on Sherlock's upper body to compare. The size is suitable. "After graduation, I plan to stay in the United States for a year as an intern. After returning to England, I have to take the British exam." The qualification certificate of the Royal Institute of Architects, and then stay in London to work, the current plan is like this."

Sherlock took the pajamas and bath towel from Josie, turned and walked to the bathroom, Josie followed behind him and asked, "How long are you going to stay in the US? I'll know how many pairs of disposable underwear the convenience store should buy for you later." ""Buy all the stocks." Sherlock entered the bathroom after finishing speaking, and closed the door without looking back, leaving Josie standing at the door alone.

Bought all the stock? !What on earth is this girl trying to do? "Hey! Tell me clearly!" Josie yelled into the bathroom, but no one inside made a sound, so she raised her hand and knocked on the door, "Sherlock..." But before she could finish her question, Sherlock opened the door of the bathroom from the inside. His upper body was naked, and it seemed that he had just taken off his shirt.

"Uh..." Josie's brain was a little stuck. Even though she grew up together, this was the first time she saw Sherlock without his shirt on.

"What else do you want to ask?" Sherlock was expressionless, as if the person who appeared in front of others with his upper body naked at this time was not him.

"I want to ask you what size panties do you want briefs, boxers, or a T-string...Ah bah..." Josie, who accidentally revealed that she was a female driver, wanted to cry, but Sherlock looked at her As if looking at a strange aunt, "I mean, what kind of underwear are you used to wearing now..."

It still sounds weird.

Josie dared to meet Sherlock's gaze.

Yes, a true warrior is fearless. Although she doesn't know what she is afraid of, she just feels guilty when Sherlock looks at her like this...

"1.8 meters four, except for thongs."

Then the bathroom door closed in front of Josie.

Josie reached out and rubbed her nose, then turned around to get her wallet and keys and went out.

She originally thought that choosing underwear was a very simple matter, but when she stood in front of the shelf and looked at the size numbers, she started to have a headache.

"Why is there such a big difference between men's size and women's size..." Josie's hand stopped on a row of men's underwear, unable to get down.

Seeing Josie's hesitation, the kind salesperson came over and asked enthusiastically, "Ma'am, do you want to buy men's underwear?"

Josie withdrew her hand and nodded, "I don't know how to read men's codes."

"How tall is the person wearing it?"

"1.8 meters four, neither fat nor thin..." Josie thought of Sherlock's naked upper body that she had just seen, and thought about which adjectives to use to describe his figure would be more accurate. She just forgot to ask Sherlock's waist measurement.

The salesperson took a bag from the shelf and handed it to Josie, "This size should be appropriate."

Josie took a look at it, put it in the shopping basket she was holding, and then thanked: "Thank you, is there anything else? I mean it's not a one-off."

"Yes." The salesperson also took a bag from the other shelf.

"Give me the ones in that size, thank you." Josie took the stack of underwear brought by the salesperson and put them in the shopping basket, ready to go to the cashier to check out.

"Hey, ma'am," Josie looked back at the salesperson who stopped her in doubt, and saw the latter took a few boxes of colorful boxes from the small shelf next to the aisle and stretched them out in front of her, "Is this not necessary? Here There are other auxiliary lubricating fluids."

Josie only glanced at those small boxes, then shook her head in horror, "No, no, I really don't need it."

Then I ran away to pay the bill.

When she got home, Sherlock was still in the bathroom. Josie knocked on the door, put the disposable underwear on the corner cabinet next to the door, and then went back to the room and closed the door until she heard Sherlock open the door and take it. The sound of things closing again came out of the room.

"It's so embarrassing..." Josie patted herself on the face, she took out the remaining panties in the bag, and put them all in an unused washbasin without unpacking. Sherlock came out of the bathroom and saw It was Josie standing at the door with a basin of underwear.

"Here, your underwear, take them out, wash them and dry them."

"Why wash?"

"Of course you have to wash your new underwear before you wear them."

"Then why not just buy disposables?"

"It's not good to wear disposable underwear for a long time." Josie thought for a while and decided not to continue on this topic with Sherlock. In Locke's arms, he turned around and was about to go to the living room, when he heard a sound coming from the French windows of the living room, and then saw a golden and red metal figure appearing outside the French windows.

It's Tony Stark.

A hand in metal armor raised and knocked on the glass window, Tony opened his mask, revealed his smiling face, and made a "let me in" mouth.

Josie sighed, she felt like her apartment was like a nursery now, she really wanted to call Miss Potts to bring her boss back, she wasn't interested in what Tony wanted to say to her, really.

"Who is this?" Sherlock's voice came from behind.

Well, Josie knew she shouldn't expect Sherlock to pay attention to politics, the military, or gossip. He didn't know that Iron Man was normal any more than he knew that the earth revolved around the sun.

"Tony Stark, Iron Man, or the boss of the design project I'm involved in." Josie walked over and opened the French windows.

"Hey! Long time no see, Josie." Fortunately, the floor-to-ceiling windows of Josie's apartment were large enough for Tony to come in even in steel armor.

Josie Tony closed the window after she came in, "What are you doing here?"

"I made a stealthy $600 million scout bee," Tony said.

"Then?" Josie had a bad feeling.

"Roddy is not in the country, and Pepper is on a business trip, so I had to find another person to do the experiment," Tony nodded, ignoring Josie's increasingly unfriendly eyes, "Yes, I chose you, and then I found out , you just went to the convenience store to buy a lot of men's underwear, and you almost bought a... woo woo woo woo!"

The quick-witted Josie covered Tony's mouth just as he was about to say that word, Josie laughed awkwardly, and then said to Sherlock: "You know, geniuses are a little out of their minds, That's what Tony is like, a dog can't spit out ivory, hahaha..."

"This is your boyfriend?" Tony, struggling out of Josie's clutches, looked at Sherlock.

Josie shook her head, "He's not my boyfriend, he's just a neighbor who used to live in England when I was young, and he's just staying here temporarily."

"Tony Stark." Tony stretched out his steel arm, and Sherlock held one hand free, "Sherlock Holmes."

Tsk tsk, this picture is so memorable!

Josie looked at it emotionally. The actor who played Iron Man also played Sherlock Holmes. The two Sherlocks shook hands. She really should have photographed it.

"Oh, by the way, Josie, if Coulson hadn't told me today, I wouldn't have known that you were also a member of S.H.I.E.L.D." Tony turned his head and said to Josie.

Josie shrugged, "I'm just a non-staff member, not a regular employee at all."

"What's the difference?" Tony wondered, "So how did you hook up with S.H.I.E.L.D.? I can't think of any reason at all. Aren't you British?"

"Oh, come on, Ms. Peggy Carter, one of the founders of S.H.I.E.L.D., is also British."

"So how the hell did you end up on S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"She didn't become a member of S.H.I.E.L.D.," Sherlock said on the side, "She's just a British college student studying in the United States."

Tony looked at Josie and Sherlock in a daze, "What's the situation?" Being targeted by S.H.I.E.L.D."

Tony opened his eyes and looked at Josie carefully up and down, and then approached her. The metal armor made a sound as it stepped on the wooden floor, "Superpower? What superpower? Can you fly or breathe fire or manipulate?" water?"

"I have superpowers, not magic, thank you."

"So what the hell is it?" Tony's curiosity was aroused.

Josie thought for a while and said, "Well, you should think of something in your heart."

[Condoms are still the best for xxx. 】

Josie rolled her eyes speechlessly, and said angrily, "Can you think of something normal?"

Tony looked innocent: "It's normal for me... Hey, okay, okay, let me change the word."

【Tony Stark is the most handsome man in the world. 】

"Is it normal this time?"

"...But I can't say it."

【Oh, this little girl is too embarrassed to admit it. 】

Qiao Qian raised her forehead, "It's not that I'm embarrassed to admit it, but that you actually have the nerve to think so, how narcissistic you must be..."

"It turns out that your ability is to read minds," Tony understood clearly, "It seems that I can't think bad things about you in front of you in the future."

...So you say that because you thought about it before?Josie suddenly regretted that she hadn't used the ability to read Tony's inner activities before, it must be dirty and coquettish.

Sherlock looked at Josie suspiciously, "So what is he thinking?"

"He said he was the most handsome in the world." Josie glanced at the clock on the wall, and it was already ten o'clock, so she said to Tony: "You go home, I'm going to bed, and I have to arrive at seven tomorrow morning Professor Smith, I don't want to be late."

"Greg? Oh, he's really not a good teacher. He actually asked his students to get up so early. You know, when I was in college, I was doing experiments every night to catch up with papers. I didn't get up until ten o'clock in the morning. Isn't it still a good grade? ..."

Josie pushed Tony to the window, and then opened the French windows, "I'm going so early tomorrow, isn't it all because you want to add a conveyor belt for putting on and taking off armor on the roof, so I'm going to change the design plan."

"Oh, that's really embarrassing." Tony stepped out of the window, stood on the window sill facing outwards, put on the mask, and waved at Josie and Sherlock, "Bye, and one last word, Josie... "

"Say what?" Josie looked at Tony warily. The latter activated the flying device on the armor and flew out in an instant, leaving only one sentence in the night sky——

"Condoms are better than xxx—"

"Get out! You! Ah! It's!"

Josie angrily closed the glass window forcefully, and was not satisfied when she was done, she closed the curtains tightly again, and turned to go back to her room to sleep, but she saw Sherlock looking at her with probing eyes.

Josie was puzzled: "Is there something wrong?"

"Does sex make you nervous?" Sherlock said solemnly, "It's just a basic need for human survival and reproduction."

"..."