[Comprehensive] Sherlock is going to be kicked by a donkey

When Josie woke up, she was lying on a crib. Beside her was also a four or five-year-old boy. The boy was sleeping soundly, with his curly black hair softly attached to his white forehead. Eye lashes are long and curly.

Whose mascara child?Thinking to herself, Josie reached out her hand to touch those overly beautiful eyelashes, but she was startled by her own hand before she could touch them.

The hand in front of my eyes is small and fleshy, and the skin on the back of the hand is delicate and tender. At first glance, it is not the hand of a 25-year-old girl.

She stretched out her other hand in disbelief, it was still the same small and fleshy, so she simply moved away from the arm in front of her, kicked off the quilt with some difficulty, looked down, and saw that it was raised by her Two short, fat little meat legs.

Josie's brain paused for a moment.

How is this going?

She clearly remembered that she fell asleep on the sofa in the lounge after finishing the design draft in the studio. Why did she wake up and turn into a little baby?Is it through?

But before she could figure it out, she was carefully hugged by a pair of big adult hands.

"Honey, Baby Josie is awake." The man who was talking was the man who picked her up. He was a typical Europa race, with deep eye sockets, a straight nose, brown hair and blue eyes. Very handsome.

After hearing his voice, a woman with blond hair and blue eyes walked in. She took Josie from the man's arms and whispered, "Sherlock is still sleeping, keep your voice down, Ellen."

The man named Allen curled his lips and glanced at the little boy who was still sleeping on the crib, "How can you let your daughter sleep with this bastard, he almost turned me on to satisfy his little curiosity last time." Burned the lesson plans, you can't let him come to our house to play all the time, he will bring Josie to ruin, Carly."

Josie was lying in the arms of a woman named Carly with a dead body, listening to their conversation quietly. English was not a problem for her who had 13 years of experience in the UK before crossing, so she didn’t have to worry about it. It was hard to figure out that this man and woman were her biological parents in this body, and the name of the original owner—coincidentally, it was also Qiao Qian.

"Ms. Holmes has classes in the afternoon, and Mr. Holmes is not in the UK during this time, and Mycroft went to a boarding school, so I think as neighbors, we should have a little bit of kindness to help take care of their children, right? Moreover, Mrs. Holmes takes good care of Josie on weekdays, and Sherlock also likes to play with Josie, wouldn't it be great to have Josie with her?" Carly said as she picked up the baby bottle on the table, and she walked away. Go to the chair by the window of the room, change positions, hug Josie and sit down.

Josie was a little confused. If she guessed correctly, Carly was going to give her——

breastfeeding.

The soft teat was gently placed in front of Josie's mouth, and Josie knew that Carly was waiting for her to open her mouth.

Surprisingly, she didn't find the thick milk smell unpleasant, but very attractive, so attractive that she was a little hungry, so she opened her mouth to hold the pacifier, and recalled how the baby sniffed the pacifier, Then learn to do it.

Huh?Still delicious?

Could it be that his body has become a baby, and his taste has also become a baby?

Carly put Josie after drinking milk on the children's carpet in the room, and went to the kitchen with Ellen to cook dinner. Josie guessed that this body might not even be six months old, because she couldn't sit up by herself. She tried several times, but the weakness in her spine kept her lying flat and unable to move.

It's really a dog.

Josie stared blankly at the ceiling painted light pink in front of her, complaining in her heart.

Does this mean that she has to grow up again from a baby?And then I have to go to elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university again?

God!Buddha!Jesus!Forgive her, she managed to participate in the design team of a world-renowned building under the leadership of the boss, and finally drew the first draft of the first part after staying up for three nights, but she did not Without any warning, he transmigrated to the body of a little baby. All the work he had done before seemed to be in vain.

While she was still staring at the ceiling in a daze, the little boy who was still sleeping on the children's bed woke up at some point and got off the bed and walked to her side. Josie looked at the curly-haired little Zhengtai Sitting down beside her in a dignified manner, his short short legs were straightened casually, and his feet in white socks even almost kicked Josie's thigh.

He looked into Josie's blue eyes and said, "Oh, you are the only one in the world who can listen to me carefully, but you are a little baby with an IQ lower than that of a dolphin who can't even sit up by yourself, Mycroft is going to school Afterwards, I was bored to death by myself at home, and there was nothing willing to listen to me, and my mother and father were too busy. In fact, I was very interested in your father's teaching plan. He is a university chemistry professor who is only slightly inferior to my mother. , but my mother is a professor in the Department of Mathematics, and they are still different in terms of professional fields, but your father actually refused to show me his lesson plans, and he actually said that I am still a kid. I finished reading the introduction to chemistry given to me on my fifth birthday last month, and I also memorized the periodic table of chemical elements. I think I can properly get in touch with some deeper chemical knowledge..."

Who the hell is this brat who ran away? !

Qiao Qian looked at the curly-haired young lady in front of her in shock. After reading the introduction to chemistry at the age of five? !Have you memorized the periodic table of chemical elements? !In her previous life until she graduated from high school, she could only memorize the first twenty and some special elements.

"...Why are you looking at me with such a stupid expression?" Josie's horrified expression finally stopped Sherlock's chatter, and he seemed to want to say something more, but a voice called him from outside the door, making him Had to stand up and leave.

The person who called him seemed to be his mother.

And his mother called him—

Sherlock?

The woman outside the door didn't hear her son's response, so she called again by name and last name: "s!"

s——It sounds familiar, Josie thought for a while.

Sherlock? Holmes?

Sherlock? Holmes!

Josie opened her mouth wide in surprise, wouldn't it be what she thought?Is that Sherlock Holmes?How many other Sherlock Holmes in the UK have read the introduction to chemistry and memorized the periodic table of chemical elements at the age of five?

And he had just mentioned Mycroft.

It was Big Sherlock Holmes's seven-year-old brother.

Josie was a little unbelievable, and also a little excited. You must know that she had just learned that the BBC version of the famous "three-episode" "Sherlock" was about to be released in two months before the fourth season. It’s been so many years, and now I can’t see it anymore. Before she has time to be sad, she has already traveled through time, and judging by the decoration of the house, the era she lives in must be modern rather than modern. The young Sherlock also has black curly hair Nine times out of ten, it is the version of Sherlock in the BBC's "three-episode film".

She was actually able to meet the male god in her previous life in her lifetime. Josie, who was the voice controller, vowed to make Sherlock talk to her more. She fell in love with Sherlock's deep and elegant British accent like a cello.

Ah, no, the current Sherlock is only five years old, and has not yet started to change his voice. He is still a young lady with an indistinguishable voice, which means that it will take about ten years to hear Sherlock's voice in the drama version.

It's been a long time.

But it doesn't matter, Josie, who is experienced in voice control, can afford to wait.

And do the math, combined with the original book, Sherlock in the play should start living with Watson at the age of 27...ah no, they are co-rented, that is to say, there are still 22 years before the official start of the play.

Oh my god!Josie was so excited when she thought that she could grow up, live together, study together, and solve crimes together with the male god.

But because her body is only five months old, the excited Josie will spend the next few months drinking milk, shit, bathing and sleeping, and occasionally Sherlock will come to her house to play with her , but most of the time she was lying or sitting and listening to him chattering, talking about mathematics, physics and chemistry. It’s not flattering, Sherlock will often observe Josie’s expression while talking, every time he sees her expression of surprise or admiration, little Sherlock’s self-esteem will be slightly satisfied, and then he will continue to speak with a smile on his face. If so, he can finish what he wants to say with Josie every time, and no one will interrupt him, and his loyal audience Josie will occasionally give him a few expressions that satisfy him, which makes little Sherlock I am very happy. My little heart, who was crushed by higher IQ at Mycroft, was soothed by Josie. As a result, he came to Josie more and more frequently, even every day. Come to the point, and talk more and more.

Josie was very happy at the beginning, it was a good thing that the male god liked to chat with her so much, but after a long time, she felt that something was wrong, and she found that Sherlock really could pour all the shit on her. It made her feel more and more like the one who often listens to Sherlock in the play——

Skull friend? !

When Josie got rid of eating, feeding, urinating, shitting and being hugged, and finally became an upright walking animal, she was already one year old, and Sherlock next door was six years old. Thanks to Sherlock who came to talk to her almost every day, She found a good reason to deal with her parents' questions about why she learned to speak and learn so quickly. Mother Carly thought that being a good friend with Sherlock would allow Josie to learn more, so she encouraged her daughter to associate with Sherlock, but Father Alan doesn't think so, he thinks Sherlock is too bear, and his mouth is very poisonous at such a young age, and he feels very much that the first word his daughter Josie said was not "daddy" but "k" sad.

Josie met Mycroft during the summer vacation. The school was on vacation, and he came back to live for two months. Apart from reading books every day, he used various methods to crush his younger brother Sherlock's IQ in front of Josie.

Every time she saw Sherlock's unwilling face, Josie wanted to comfort him. She, a strange aunt who had lived for 26 years, couldn't beat Mycroft. He had a lot of opportunities after he was six years old, but Josie It is impossible to really tell Sherlock that she has lived for 26 years, so every time Sherlock is crushed by Mycroft, she has to run to crush her IQ, and Josie expresses her helplessness.

Are all the bear kids so awesome now?

Later, Sherlock probably found that Josie was not very interested in IQ tests, so he didn't talk about it in front of her, but he still came to tell Josie almost every day like keeping a diary about what he did every day. What.

This kind of life continued until Josie was two years old, and Sherlock was sent to a boarding school by the Holmes couple when she was seven years old. Probably because Sherlock was still too young, it was different from Mycroft who only went home three times a year. In March, he was picked up by Mrs. Holmes almost every weekend, and in order to satisfy Sherlock's infinitely growing thirst for knowledge, the Holmes couple also invited Sherlock a tutor to teach him chemistry and violin on weekends.

"Sherlock, have you seen my little cake?" Josie came out of the toilet after washing her hands, and was about to eat the little Christmas cake Mrs. Holmes gave her, but found that the little cake was gone. Sherlock He happened to come down from upstairs with his violin, and stopped when he heard her words. He stood on the stairs and looked down at the living room and kitchen. In the living room, Mycroft was sitting home for Christmas. .

Sherlock showed a dismissive smile, "Mycroft has already eaten the little cake your mother gave you."

"Eh? How come? I just went to the bathroom and washed my hands. How did you know that Mycroft finished eating my little cake in less than a minute?" Josie was surprised.

"He wiped off the cream from the corners of his mouth and collar but he forgot to wipe off the cream that he accidentally got on the back of his hand," Sherlock said. "I'm sure he's gained at least ten pounds."

Mycroft heard his younger brother complaining about his weight to the little girl in the neighbor's house, and finally looked at them with his eyes pretending to be reading a newspaper, "Sherlock, I am going through the most important developmental period in my life, In addition to my weight gain, my height has also increased, instead of worrying about my weight, why not exercise more to make yourself grow taller faster." After finishing speaking, she gave Sherlock a smiling face.

Seven-year-old Sherlock is only as tall as 14-year-old Mycroft's chest. Although he knows that he will grow taller one day, Sherlock is still very upset. Every time Mycroft looks at him, he always looks down on him. look at him.

Josie thought it was a little funny. A 14-year-old boy who was 1.7 meters tall compared with a 1.3-year-old boy who was less than 1.8 meters tall. The Holmes brothers are sometimes quite naive, but if she remembers correctly, in the original book, Sherlock The height is only 1.8 meters three to [-] meters four, and it is said that Mycroft is not only taller than his younger brother in intelligence, but also taller than him?

"Mycroft, Sherlock is only seven years old, you can't compare his height with him, it's not fair to him." Josie tried to speak out to help Sherlock.

"Oh, my brother always needs to be comforted by the neighbor's little girl who is only two years old." Mycroft crossed his legs and looked like he was doing nothing.

Sherlock? Dead Tsundere? Seven-year-old wife? Sherlock Holmes is obviously still very young, and he still can't get back to his brother like he grew up, so he was really angry, and even ignored Josie.

He pursed his lips and walked down the stairs, put his violin on the coffee table, and then sat on his exclusive sofa to read a book. Mycroft just smiled at this, and then stopped talking and continued to read the newspaper.

Josie knew Sherlock's awkward temper, so she didn't find it boring to talk to Sherlock.This year's Christmas seems to be that no one wants to talk to her, a two-year-old girl, so she has to run to the kitchen to find Mrs. Holmes.

"auntie, do you need my help?"

Probably because the two sons in the family are not worry-free, the Sherlock Holmes and his wife have a special affection for this cute, blond-haired, blue-eyed neighbor girl who looks like a little doll, and Josie even called them affectionately. Auntie and uncle are the feeling that children in China call their parents and friends "auntie" and "uncle".

"Oh, sweetheart, I know you are very capable, but today is Christmas, why don't you go and play with Sherlock and Mycroft?" Mrs. Holmes said as she peeled the potatoes.

"They're having trouble again, and Mycroft always likes to make Sherlock uncomfortable, so Sherlock is in a bad mood right now, and I just have to come into the kitchen to see what I can do."

Mrs. Holmes put the peeled potatoes into the boiling water, "I think Sherlock needs your comfort, my dear, you are his best friend."

"Really?" Josie moved a small bench and sat at the kitchen door, "But Mycroft said just now that Sherlock always needs comfort from a two-year-old girl like me, and I think Mycroft seemed a little contemptuous because of that." Sherlock, and Mycroft just ate the little Christmas cake that auntie gave me."

The last sentence is the point. Damn Mycroft, who underestimated her age after stealing her little cake, don't blame her for moving out the auntie at the top of the Holmes family's food chain to deal with him.

Sure enough, her words were very effective. Mrs. Holmes put down the work in hand, walked out of the kitchen and said to Mycroft who was still reading the newspaper: "Mike, I decided to cancel your dessert tonight. You are growing up now, too much." More trans fatty acids are not good for your body, so drink a glass of milk every night before going to bed, starting from tonight."

After finishing speaking, Mrs. Holmes went back to the kitchen to continue preparing tonight's dinner without waiting for Mycroft to resist. Josie, who was sitting at the door of the kitchen watching all this, met Mycroft's resentful gaze from the direction of the living room, revealing A smug smile.

Sherlock, who had been sitting with his back to Josie, couldn't help laughing, but he covered it up well, at least Josie wouldn't notice his shaking shoulders.

"I hate Christmas." Mycroft complained, shaking the newspaper in his hand.

Josie had difficulty imagining what the Christmas Eve family dinner at the Sherlock Holmes family looked like before time travelling, but it was probably such an awkward and warm look. At least for now, Mycroft, who has not yet become a senior official of the British government, and Sherlock, who has not been diagnosed with high-functioning antisocial personality disorder, is still so immature. There are no dead people, no cases, no Moriarty, no suspended animation, no surveillance, only small bickering between brothers.

This kind of atmosphere is really——

awesome!

Thinking of this, Josie couldn't help showing a happy smile. Instead of sitting on the small bench, she got up and ran towards Sherlock and Mycroft.

"Hey, let's play a game together!"

Sherlock glanced at Josie who was smiling silly, "I don't like playing your games."

Mycroft couldn't help laughing, and Josie knew that this girl must be complaining about Sherlock again.

"Let's find Jack, Tom, Anna, Jason and Lisa next door to play Werewolf together!"