[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Going to Bakersfield Comic Con today.This scale is not large, but Sheldon is still seriously preparing to participate, and sure enough, pizza, particle accelerators and comic conventions are acceptable no matter what.My emotions were also mobilized by him!I got up at 05:30 in the morning to prepare costumes and props, and made a box of kimbap in a very Korean style.It's more like an outing.

Considering that these homeboys had to change clothes in the car, I decisively put on the team uniform at home.I stood in front of the mirror, looked myself side to side, and decided that Sheldon was right, I needed to wear a pair of high heels.Otherwise, it is really not tall enough.

Digging through my shoes, I found a pair of black high heels.This pair of trousers with heroic style still looks very handsome.

I threw myself on the bed and buried my face in the pillow.

Going to Anime Convention!Just having a good day with Sheldon, just being around and talking to him makes me happy.

At [-]:[-], all the staff assembled in place.Penny crossed her arms and looked at the group of homeboys who were busy carrying makeup boxes and costume props, and said, "Cado, I finally know where my manhood comes from. Because I have such a weak boyfriend!"

...Actually, I agree!I said, "Don't worry, I will take good care of these children today."

As soon as I finished speaking, Sheldon ran up to me and said, "Cado, my liquid foundation! Help me find the liquid foundation, God, it must have rolled under the table in the chaos!"

Me: "... Well." Kid!

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Finally, the costumes and props were loaded onto the car.Leonard drove, Sheldon was in the passenger seat, and I sat in the back with Raj and Howard.I very wisely threw a long-sleeved jacket over the low cut uniform.Raj's expression became very depressed.Howard patted him on the shoulder helplessly, "Um, youknow, I have a D-cup wife. When you are like me, you won't worry about these things anymore."

Raj looked at him disdainfully.

I looked at him speechlessly.

Leonard turned his head, frowning and looking at him puzzled.

Sheldon patted Leonard pretendingly, his face full of excitement, "Comeon, let's drive quickly. Maybe there will be some little surprises on the way~"

As someone who got spoiled last night, I know this surprise is never a good thing!Leonard also stared at Sheldon in disbelief, "Well, what is it?"

"A fun and intellectual surprise," Sheldon said excitedly.

Leonard said, "Well, I knew it!"

Howard shook his head back and forth slightly, and rolled his eyes, indicating that he was speechless to the extreme.

Shelton said: "Well, because Cardo went to the supermarket with me yesterday, I revealed this to her. I won't be surprised if she beats you in a while." After a pause, he added, "No, her IQ may not be close."

I'm so angry.He said fiercely: "Goaway, Sheldon!" He only asked me to review carefully, who knows what to review!Still despise my IQ!

Sheldon said in a surprised tone, "Wow, ordinary people are always inexplicably angry."

Leonard said, "...shut up, Sheldon!!"

"Well, it seems that sharp and sharp words will attract people's disgust," Sheldon tilted his head solemnly, "I apologize, Cardo."

I squinted through the rearview mirror.

Sheldon flinched and looked away.

...Hmph, pretending to be a poor boy afterwards! !

But that's what I eat.

The car drove for about 5 minutes, and Sheldon couldn't sit still anymore, twisting and turning in the seat.

"What, Sheldon?" Leonard asked.

"Um, didn't you turn on GPS navigation~?" Shelton asked deliberately.I saw an unnaturally smug expression on his face through the rearview mirror.

For a moment, my brain circuit was in line with Sheldon's!I almost guessed what he wanted to do!

... GPS recording must have a secret!

"I'm driving, look." Leonard gestured.

"NONO~ I mean you don't have voice navigation turned on. Oh, I love voice navigation~"

"Well..." Leonard looked at Sheldon inquiringly, "In order to shut you up, we opened it."

Howard whispered, "Did we really only drive ten miles?"

I said: "It feels like a second is like a year, huh?"

—but I don't.

The next second, a familiar voice came from the navigation:

"Leonard, turn left and continue on Interstate 210."

Sleeping in a big trough...

Sheldon's voice! !

Everyone in the car looked at each other in blank dismay.Sheldon said proudly: "Oh, it seems that this person is very knowledgeable!"

... go away!

Sheldon explained that he had hacked the GPS system and recorded his voice.Then we finally understood what a "fun and intellectual" game is.Sheldon recorded a lot of little knowledge and small questions, and announced the answer after setting a few miles... How can he be so cute! !

My claws almost reached for Sheldon's head, wanting to rub it.But I want to wait until no one is around to do it.

Sheldon in the GPS navigation system told a few knowledge.He shook his head complacently, "Oh, how interesting."

Raj suddenly said: "We are not far from Huasco Rock Park! Many scenes of "Star Trek" were taken there!!"

"Cool! We can go there and take some photos!" Howard said, "Oh~ We'll change clothes in the car later, Kado, maybe you need to hide~"

I said: "Of course!" He invited me and I would never stay! !

We got out of the car and came to Huasco Rock Park.There are many huge rocks here, and it is extremely desolate.I was wearing the team uniform, and I suddenly had a strange sense of mission.That feeling is that I'm really in the show, and it's like I belong to another world.

That's what we play these characters for.

I went to the car and took off my high heels and makeup case.Putting on the high heels and scanning the room made me feel like a queen - tall is good!

Of course, one cannot look down on Sheldon.

Raj is a conscientious makeup artist who helped me with expressive expressions.Raj has changed too.I remember at first he was just a shy Indian boy, now... he's getting meaner!

After putting on my makeup, I looked in the mirror, and my facial features became more three-dimensional, which seemed to have some meaning.He couldn't help giving Raj a thumbs up, "That's great, Raj, I underestimated you!"

Raj still dressed like a monster in Journey to the West, gave a thumbs up and smiled heartily, and said a thousand words without saying anything...

Then it was time for Sheldon to dress up.Raj powdered patiently.I looked at that pale face and thought it was so cute, tender skin and big eyes... This person is really about 32 years old.

Finally, everything is OK!It's getting hot, but I'm not the kind of person who sweats a lot, I just feel stuffy.

"Hurry up, let's have a fight first!" Raj, who has everything, took a sip of his wine and suggested, "Classic fight scene!!"

I get excited right away!Shelton stared at me and said, "Kado, get that phone out of your pocket, it's not looking professional!"

I looked down at my pocket, and there was indeed a lump, so I took out my phone and put it in the bag in the car. "Now, is it okay?"

Only then did Sheldon nod, "Okay. Look, I said that it is correct for you to wear high heels, at least 80% of Tiana Troy."

I put on the ten-centimeter high heels and I reached Sheldon's nose. At this time, my momentum became a lot stronger, "Do you dislike my height?"

This sentence is a bit... ambiguous?Anyway, I was stunned when I said it.Sheldon didn't react, just said: "Um, everyone knows you are the same size as Howard. But as an Asian girl, you are not deformed."

"... just not deformed."

Fuck Sheldon! !I glared at him!Then his eyes rolled, and he had a plan in mind...

Leonard sets the time.We all posed in classic looks.Only Sheldon leaned his body, resting his chin on one hand in a contemplative pose, and called it "data robots are fighting with their brains"... I smiled evilly, and suddenly changed from the original shape to surrounding Sheldon waist! !Sheldon let out an "ow!"Everyone looked this way in an instant...

The final photo effect made us all laugh, only Sheldon glared at me angrily, "What a mess! An attitude like yours should be kicked out of the team! Captain!!" He looked at Leonard.

Leonard couldn't help laughing wildly, "No...no, this does not constitute expulsion!..."

I tried my best not to laugh, and said seriously: "Okay, Sheldon, I won't do it next time! Let's take some good photos!!"

Sheldon looked at me incredulously, "...Remember."

"Yes, sir!" I saluted solemnly.

Then we used our imagination to shoot different versions, and finally the Charlie's Angels version came out.My stomach hurts from laughing, and I couldn't help pulling Sheldon's arm and bending over to laugh.He didn't get rid of me, just let me pull him after a few "ows".

My heart is pounding!

But the next moment, God gave a few of us a blow... Raj suddenly shouted: "Someone is stealing our car!! Stop! Hey, stop..."

We turned around, almost jumping up in shock!Lying down a big trough!The car was driven away! !

Sure enough, it's easy to get carried away! !The point is, my wallet and mobile phone are all in the car! !The phone card has been with me for N years! !God! !

For a while, we were all silent.There is grief and indignation in the silence...

I didn't blame Sheldon for letting me leave my phone in the car.That's my choice too.

Then everyone pointed their fingers at poor Raj who made the suggestion... Keke, I said you are almost done, first think about how to get to the anime convention!

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