[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

"Xiaoka...Xiaoka..." someone called me that in a blur.

I was sleepy and dizzy, I shook my head vigorously: "Don't make noise..."

She sighed and pulled the blanket over me.I listened to the sound of high-heeled shoes clicking, and then the door closed with a muffled sound.

The world is finally quiet.

Satisfied that there were no noises, I fell into a deep sleep.

When I woke up, I was annoyed by the too dazzling sunlight outside the window. When I opened my eyes, it was already bright.

I struggled to touch the watch on the coffee table, it was almost eleven o'clock.Then I found myself sleeping on the sofa.

Memories flooded in, Huang Moyu slept in my house yesterday.No wonder it was so noisy in the morning. I think she must have left in a hurry. Today is Sunday.

I felt like I had a splitting headache and my stomach was churning.If it happens again, I will never get drunk! !

But now I can only endure the headache that is about to explode, and the regret that cannot be stopped.

This is Zhuge Liang's desolation after the fact.

Moaning/groaning and covering my head, I slowly sat up, ready to get out of bed to eat bread and drink milk.This kind of unappetizing thing, now I don’t change my face when I eat it. The last time I had a video with my mother in the morning, she saw me holding a glass of milk and drinking vigorously, her eyes were red all of a sudden, and she looked at me vigorously Say go back to your country, go back to your country, you see what kind of life you have lived in the United States.

I just remembered that the thing I hated the most when I was a child was milk, but now I basically have a cup every morning and evening.Probably my mother thought that I had to drink milk as a last resort. She has been monitoring my diet nervously for the past few days, and she has to complain about anything abnormal. She has been abroad for so long. They still worry about me.

I can only sigh and swallow my grievances into my stomach.

Anyway, now, I'm used to milk every day, I'm used to lunch and I rarely see rice and millet porridge, and I'm used to seeing strange faces all over the street when I go out, which makes my heart chill.

While drinking milk, I picked up the mobile phone that I forgot to bring yesterday from the dining table, and wanted to play Temple Run for a while.This is a game I like very much recently. While watching and feeling the roar of the big baboons behind, while fleeing in terror, I feel old.

As soon as it was unlocked, I sprayed.

Twelve missed calls, five from my mom and five from my dad.I looked at the long line of missed calls in tragedy. They must have been unanswered after two calls. They thought something happened to me, so they called me desperately...I want to vomit blood, they It's too neurotic! !Do they think that all the streets in the United States are terrorists? ?

I can also understand the heart of their two elders. The only daughter went abroad, and the two of them have nothing to do at home, so they can only make up their minds if they have nothing to do... Hey, hey, what is it? !

The remaining two are from Mr. Evelyn Blake, one last night and one this morning.

I solemnly cleared my throat and dialed the number after confirming that my voice was beautiful and pleasant (...).

"Hello?" Mr. Blake's voice came from the other end of the phone. I wasn't flushed or out of breath, but I said with a fluttering mood: "Hello, Mr. Blake, I'm Xu Kaduo. Last night and today, you Called me? What's the matter?"

"Ah, that's right," Mr. Blake recognized me, "I want to tell you about the house. After we parted ways yesterday morning, I contacted you and found a room that I thought was in good condition. house."

I'm excited!Mr. Blake is too fast! !I was planning to continue looking around the house this afternoon, but now it seems that I don't need it! !I was moved and asked: "Really? Thank you Mr. Blake!! Thank you so much!!"

What a nice man! !I came to a conclusion.

"I'll send you information about the house and the landlord to your mailbox, you didn't change your mailbox, did you?"

"No, no, it's still the same mailbox, thank you sir!!" I was about to jump up holding the phone, what a responsible and capable man!Once again, I felt that my vision was really good, and I fell in love with such an excellent man... Although he didn't know it yet, and I was so sullen that I haven't decided to tell him this idea yet.

It's okay, it's going to be a long time anyway, and I'll start my pursuit after it's confirmed that he doesn't have a girlfriend - anyway, he told me that he's not married yet.

I opened the computer and went to the mailbox, and there was a new email in it. The sender was Mr. Blake. I opened the mailbox, and the address that came into view was 2311A, No. 5, Roblace Street.

... [-]. It must be the wrong way for me to open it! !

I think this world is supernatural and unreal QAQ

In my memory file, there is such a place name, which is closely related to "The Big Bang Theory", that is 2311A, 4 Robles Street.

In the past, I also followed this American drama, but the speed of speech and subtitles passed too fast. I was always distracted when I read books and watched TV. I never watched an episode seriously. I watched five episodes in total. Ji, watching and throwing it away, just for entertainment.I haven't seen it since I got to the US.However, when I was bored in China, I did search for the addresses of Sheldon and Leonard on the Internet, and wrote them down—Roblelace Avenue 2311 4A.

However, netizens also said that this is just a fictitious address. Although it is close to having one, it still doesn't exist.

A great mystery arises within me.

What's going on?

I hesitated for a while, and took out my mobile phone to call Mr. Blake, and the call was connected quickly.

"Hello, Mr. Blake? Are you sure this is the address?" I mumbled, and Mr. Blake wondered, "Is there any problem? It's 2311A, No. 5 Roblace Street, that's right."

"No...I mean, are you sure this address is real?" Mr. Blake must have misheard, right?Or is there someone who has such bad taste and built such an apartment?Shouldn't that be protected, like 211 Baker Street?

"How could it not exist?" Mr. Blake seemed confused by my question, "This apartment has been built since 03. I also know the landlord. He is a Mr. Zabuni, and he is very nice. .I called him to inquire, and he told me that there is a room for rent.”

What is the situation? ! ... I crashed.

"But...but..." I was at a loss for words, and then said, "Shouldn't this apartment be the address of Sheldon and Leonard in The Big Bang Theory?"

Mr. Blake may feel that something is wrong with me, he said: "Miss Xu, have you forgotten something? Or misremembered something? I have never heard of "The Big Bang Theory."

In my panic, I said "goodbye, sir" and hung up the phone.Then immediately open the webpage, enter "TheBig Stick Theory" in the search bar, and click Search.

There are 10,000+ search results.

None of them were about The Big Bang Theory.

I was stunned, and then entered Jim Parsons, the actor who played Sheldon, from memory. There were still countless search results, but none of them were about this person.

Finally, with trembling hands, I type "SheldonCooper" into the search bar...

...my dog ​​is blind.

There is his FACEBOOK, his papers, and I even found a video of him making a fool of himself during his acceptance speech.

A huge, unbelievable feeling overwhelmed me.

One day, I'll be involved in this shitty thing of time travel! ! !

happy?happy?Can't wait to enter the main plot and interact with the protagonists immediately?

Fart! ! !I gnawed at the corner of the table with tears in my eyes, interacting with a scary Xie Er and a pair of technical geeks, it's amazing! !

Anyway, the trajectory of my life didn't change, I thought angrily, what should I do, it's just that there is one less American TV series to watch, and there is no need for me to live in that apartment! !

It’s fun to watch, but what if I really want to join in?forget it! !

I don't want to have a horrible neighbor like Sheldon...

I am shivering. If I have neighbors like him, I can no longer listen to music, watch Korean dramas, invite friends out and make trouble at home. Are you saying that you are blocking your heart?

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Dou Xiaoyi and I WeChat.

"Do you know when Jessica is going to move here..." Her voice was gloomy.

"Wh, when..." I felt a chill inexplicably, and tremblingly sent her the message.

"Just the day after tomorrow!! So fast!! Have you found a house yet?! At worst, come and stay at my house for a few days, and then continue looking for a house!"

"What a horse?!" I was stunned... the day after tomorrow? !

I'm sure...with my fluffy personality, I will definitely not be able to find a suitable house within three days and live in it!

Want to move into Dou Xiaoyi's house for two days?It's a nice idea, but...but...

I don't know why, but I really want to escape.

Because even if she lives in Dou Xiaoyi's house, she still has to run around looking for a house in the end, so it's better to live in a house like this near Shuiloutai.

What is a neighbor and can it be eaten? !

I gritted my teeth, stomped my feet, and said to Dou Xiaoyi, "No need, I found a house."

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In the afternoon, I made an appointment to meet Mr. Zabni at the door of the apartment at three o'clock, and I came a little earlier.

Nothing to do, I think, it's better to go upstairs to see the legendary No. 2311, and get acquainted with the terrain earlier.

Now, I just hope it's all just a coincidence, coincidence! !But my rationality tells me that this is simply impossible, because the sixth season will start in September 2012, if the development here is also based on the plot, it is impossible for them to move...

Then I began to look forward to it. On the day I moved, they happened to go out for a picnic, and then I moved into the room happily. Later, they didn’t even know that a new family moved upstairs...I knelt down, it’s not at all It's impossible, oh shit, what idiot wouldn't know that a neighbor moved upstairs?

I stared angrily at the broken elevator, I could only accept this cruel reality.

It's all right, I comfort myself, isn't it just a thank you ear? I haven't seen any kind of weird work. I think I have 13 billion people. We live strong on this land with a per capita area that cannot be smaller. Witness All kinds of weird things happen... What's the point of crossing over?What is it to be neighbors with the protagonist?

I went up the stairs crankily, not looking at the road at all.

It is estimated that someone in the same situation as me came down from upstairs, because we collided violently...

"Ouch!!"

"Oh!"

I heard a muffled sound, followed by pain.I hit my head on the man's stomach.

I covered my head angrily and looked up.

—Sheldon Cooper standing in front of me.