[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I wrapped the kittens in my down jacket, carried them out the door, and the white cat followed me.I think it's better to go to the hospital. It would be terrible if I was really frostbitten.

It's just that this down jacket seems to be out of order, so sad...

On the way down the stairs, I was actually a little nervous. Blake might have arrived. What kind of opening will we meet?

It will be embarrassing.

Just when I was a little uneasy, the voices of Sheldon and Leonard came from upstairs, followed by the sound of closing the door.

"Last night's string theory talk was pretty boring...well, Kripchi's jokes were kind of funny, but that's all..."

I couldn't help laughing, raised my head and said hello, "Hey, good morning."

"Good morning, Cardo."

"Good morning, Cardo."

The two of them answered me at the same time, which startled me ==... The two Frankensteins came down and stared at the kitten in my arms. Sheldon cautiously hid aside and said to me: "Are you Do you want to take them to the hospital?"

"That's right," I said, "thanks for your help last night."

"Did Leonard help you with anything? I really don't understand."

I rolled my eyes straight at him, strong man, are you being cute...

"Um, how do you get to the hospital? Do you want me to drive you?" Leonard asked thoughtfully.Such a thoughtful little padded jacket is so cute!

"A friend gave me a ride." I said, following them down, "Where are you going?"

"Howard invited us to play games. He will definitely keep telling us about his great feats in space. I am always ready to ignore him." Sheldon folded his arms and murmured, "He Ever since I went to space, I can associate 'universe' with another thing at any time, and then proudly show off..."

I seem to vaguely remember the last few episodes of Howard going to space in the fifth season, and he really went!I also kind of admired, "Howard is great."

Sheldon raised his eyebrows, "Great?"

He's so immodest, I can't bear it... "Great. Have you ever been to the universe?"

"...Relativity is a 'stick', the Penrose ladder is also a 'bang', string theory is a 'stick'... and going to space, except for Armstrong, the irreplaceable No.1, no one else can be called' Awesome'." Shelton avoided my eyes, but still kept on talking, "The world can forgive your ignorance, after all, you are just a girl manga artist..."

I paused, turned my head to squint at him, and threatened: "Sheldon! If you talk about my profession like that again, I'm going to get rough!"

Of course this scares him, but if I get hotheaded again, maybe everything may become a reality! !

Sheldon fell silent, looked at me aggrievedly, and then at Leonard.Leonard patted me on the shoulder and said to Sheldon helplessly, "Sheldon!!!"

Sheldon bowed his head, "I'm sorry..."

The corners of my mouth twitched, forget it, let him go...

As expected, Sheldon was a better person in memory.

We went down to the first floor, and I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have promised in my heart to invite them to dinner last night.

Although it is impossible this morning, it will be possible next weekend. I think it is very beautiful to cook hot pot at home or something.

"Hey, are you free next Sunday morning?" I asked Leonard and Sheldon. Make hot pot and eat!"

Leonard, being a good guy, replied immediately, "Yeah, we're free."

Shelton just... cough, he looked at me suspiciously, and said uneasily: "Although you cooked me a meal, it was under my supervision. If you leave me, with your IQ and hands-on ability, unable to make such delicious dishes..."

His voice is getting smaller and smaller, and my sneer is getting bigger and bigger.

"Come on, Leonard, hold it for me." I said to Leonard with a smile on my face.

"Uh, okay, but you want...?" Leonard took it with a suspicious expression on his face.

"I'm going to beat him!!!"

I just rolled up my sleeves, and Shelton exclaimed and rushed out immediately.Leonard's surprised voice came from behind: "Hey!! You are going to hit someone!!!"

Then I heard Sheldon groan, feeling sad and sorry for him in my heart, I slammed into a man's arms, why is his chest so hard... I guess I hit his chin with my head , I gritted my teeth in pain.

The poor man and I yelled in pain at the same time, but my cry was more presumptuous, while the man I bumped into was more low-pitched, and a little sweet...

No, who is this, the voice is so familiar...

...hahahaha...haha...I think I know who it is...

I raised my head in embarrassment, and quickly got out of his arms - when I bumped into him, he subconsciously wrapped me around... "Hello, Evelee, I'm sorry I bumped into you."

——Who can see the grass mud horse and the swimming squid running through my heart! ! !

Blake clutched his chin and gritted his teeth in pain. In my opinion, he was still a little cute, but at the moment I just wanted to erase his memory... He was not in a daze, but rubbed his chin, squinting at me and me. Sheldon, who stood innocently by the side, glanced back and forth.

"...Hello, Cardo, nice to meet you."

Well, the gnashing of teeth in his tone should be...

"I'm sorry, Evelyn, Sheldon and I are... playing hahaha..."

"Just kidding?" Shelton's voice interjected unwillingly, "Do you call this act of infringing on my life and health a joke? You have already threatened the health of others..." He pointed Ivli's chin continued, as if preaching, "Sir, you can sue Cardo..."

I'm going to be pissed off by him..."Shut up, Sheldon!! It's not you who talked nonsense first!!"

"I'm stating the facts!"

"I... I'm teaching you for your mother!!!"

"You are not my mother!!"

The two of us were about to tear each other up again. Seeing that a tug-of-war was about to break out, someone grabbed my shoulder suddenly, and Evelee's voice was tense, "Kado, I think, let's go to the pet hospital."

Leonard also pulled away the staring Sheldon, "Sheldon, comeon! Just shut up!!"

Sheldon shouted as if wronged: "Am I wrong?"

You are cute! !I want to... I want to make faces at him! !

I still raised my head and smiled at Yves in embarrassment, and he also smiled a little stiffly, keeping his hands on my shoulders, which made me feel a little depressed.

I snatched the kitten from Leonard's arms, taking the opportunity to free him from his grip.When I turned my head, Yves kept his hand in the original position, slightly startled, and then put it down again.The white cat has been squatting aside, looking at us calmly, but now it stood up and jumped to my feet.

Sheldon bowed his head and stood next to Leonard for training, and finally came to me, unwillingly said: "I'm sorry..."

I also felt a little wrong, touched my nose and said: "Um, metoo..."

The two of us looked at each other in embarrassment for a while, and Shelton suddenly said: "If you use your IQ, you can predict this kind of outcome that hurts both sides from the beginning..." He paused, "No, this is impossible, I I never thought of..."

I started glaring at him again! !

Sheldon immediately shut up, turned his face away, and quietly slipped back to Leonard's side...

I sighed brightly and sadly, why am I arguing with people with EQ problems...

My EQ is almost lowered by him ==

Leonard was exchanging pleasantries with Evely... Uh, it should be helplessly explaining that Sheldon is mentally abnormal, and in exchange for Sheldon's words-"I'm not crazy, my mother took me for a checkup!!"

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Why do I have the feeling that my own neuropathy is too embarrassing to go out to meet people...

I pulled Yi Fuli and prepared to leave this place of right and wrong. I said goodbye to a housewife and another housewife who was insane, and wanted to leave with Yi Fuli.

Sheldon's voice that was okay but that made people feel like he wanted to smoke him came again: "Cado, did you read the neighbor's agreement last night? Raj said he was kicked out by you-although he drank But you can't drive him away casually..." I glanced over!The voice immediately became quieter, "...and the two books I recommend to you."

I don't know why, when I heard him talk about these two books, my mood suddenly became very happy. I smiled and said to him: "I have already bought it, and I will read it."

Shelton turned his head around inexplicably, looked at me as if he had just woken up, then looked at Leonard, and then moved into the apartment step by step, step by step...

"==What's wrong with this guy?" It's too weird...

Leonard and I looked at each other for a long time, and then slowly said: "Well, you smiled at him so happily that he was scared away by you?"

"..."

... what is the reason =..=

My smile is not a knife! ! !

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I was standing in front of Ifly's car, a black Porsche, and I remembered Sheldon's words from last night and asked, "Uh, Ifly, the cat...get in your car, is it okay?"

This is a stray cat.

Ifli smiled, "It's okay, I like cats very much."

I got in the car anyway, with the kitten in my arms, and the white cat sat in the back seat.

Ifli didn't start the car immediately, but held the steering wheel, as if thinking about something.I asked him: "What's wrong?"

He shook his head, but kept looking at me, I was slightly embarrassed, "That..."

"Xu Kaduo..." He called me by first and last name, looking very solemn, but finally shook his head, "Forget it."

My face was a little hot, and I said to him: "Let's go quickly."

"Okay," said Ifli, "I'm very, very happy, Kado."

I could feel him looking at me, and by the time I got up the courage to look at him, he had turned his head away.

"...Me too, Ifli."

The author has something to say: Ah Yan: What a painful realization, you used to be my everything~

Evely: ...what the hell...

A Yan: By the way, why are you a little abnormal today?

Ifli: Because I reconciled with Cardo.

Yan: No, I think it's because she's flirting with Sheldon~

Ifli: ... (gets up and leaves)

A Yan: (Watching off) Anyway, I can always feel a kind of jealousy...

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