[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Because I have something on my mind, I get up at dawn in the morning-well, it should be said that it is still very late in this season-but it doesn't matter!This couldn't stop me from getting up from the bed without even eating breakfast, rushing to the bathroom to wash my face and comb my hair, and then spent more than half an hour choosing clothes and dressing with enthusiasm.

Only at this time did I realize that the clothes I had stuffed into a closet were not enough to wear! --No!Is not beautiful enough stylish stylish!The choice phobia happened again. I had a hard time choosing between a high-necked white sweater and a light-colored long sweater. I looked left and right and couldn’t decide which one to choose.

Whenever I want to get a white sweater, there will be a voice in my heart saying that the light color is cuter, and then I will be stuck in the tangle and can't get out! ——I covered my head with a wail, and then screamed even louder—Mai Kar!Just had my hair done!

After hesitating for about 10 minutes, I suddenly remembered that I can still ask Penny!

I excitedly mentioned these two clothes and ran downstairs. It was related to the marriage issue. Of course Penny would help me enthusiastically.

I ran downstairs in my slippers, and when I was a few steps away from reaching the fourth floor, the door of 4A opened, Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter came out of the house, and Mr. Cooper was talking about something.

...I curled my lips speechlessly...

The two of them noticed me holding a piece of clothing in one hand and looking displeased, Leonard first said hello to me: "Hey, Xu Kaduo! What are you doing here?"

"Excuseme, Leonard! It's too boring to ask directly!" Sheldon lowered his head to stop, and then said to me: "Um, let me guess—judging from your dusty appearance and unhappy expression— —Are you going to do the laundry?"

"The detective game is really a failure. I'm going to find Penny and ask her to help me choose these two clothes." I said.

Sheldon was obviously dissatisfied with this answer, and he asked angrily, "Then how do you explain your reluctance?"

"—That's because I saw you." I deliberately joked with him.

"What?!" Sheldon was taken aback by my rebuttal, and Leonard finally couldn't hold back the "puff" and spewed out.He looked at me in astonishment for a while: "Is this a sarcasm?!"

"Obviously." I hold a sweater in each hand, smiling apologetically for what happened yesterday, "Can you step aside? I'm going to ask Penny to help me pick out clothes for my date."

My smile seemed to frighten him, he looked at me as if he didn't understand the situation, and slowly moved out of the way for me.

If you disturb someone's relationship, you will be trampled to death by a bull. Obviously DR Cooper is also afraid of it.

I brushed past him feeling good about myself, and now Sheldon couldn't stop my enthusiasm for seeing that person.

"...Shallow plan!" Sheldon complained anyway.

You are not superficial.I secretly cursed.

Leaving him alone, I started to knock on the door of Penny's house. God forbid, Penny came out to answer the door wearing only a small suspender.

"Hi, Xu Kaduo! Come in, what's the matter?" Penny seemed surprised to see me, and then she glanced at the two behind me, "Oh, Leonard, Sheldon, are you still going to work?"

"Go, let's go now." Leonard said, "Is there still class today?"

"Oh, sweetie, of course I'm going." Penny said helplessly, "To be honest, I really don't want to go to class."

Sheldon shook his head from behind: "NO, even if you just went to a community college now, it's much better than some people who idle around all day and only think about how to vent their sexual desires."

I made a faceless face to Sheldon and smiled at Penny.

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"Sweetie, listen, Sheldon is actually very kind, he just... just doesn't know how to talk." Penny cleared the cosmetic bag that was casually placed on the sofa to the coffee table, and said to me with a sigh, "Believe me, at first I Hated him that much too, but then I found out that Sheldon is a really nice guy."

I shrugged in agreement, since he didn't take me to court yesterday, and I started to feel apologetic for him, "Yeah, but let it be—OK, Penny, I'm I’m looking for you because I want you to help me pick out these two clothes.” I held up the sweater I was holding in my hand and showed it to Penny, “I’m going to find Blake today!… You know, that’s… that’s the one I’m very excited about. The guy I like, I've been picking for a long time and haven't decided yet."

Penny became interested as soon as she heard it, and she was more interested in these things.She immediately asked me to change into these two clothes, she must take a good look at them.

I put on the white sweater, Penny's eyes lit up: "Oh, you look beautiful in this dress!"

I had decided to wear white in my heart, and then changed into a light-colored sweater. Penny said again: "Ohmygod! This one is too beautiful! You look so pure in it! You must wear this one!  … ...where the hell did you buy it?"

"China... Which one should I wear? Penny, I don't know what to wear after you say that!" I said with a big head, and at the same time sweetly thought that if I wore this one to meet him, he would Don't you think it's pretty too?

Penny also hesitated, she looked at the white one for a while, and the light-colored one for a while, and scratched her head in distress: "I can't see it either...these two are very beautiful..."

In the end, we had to do the most traditional method - drawing lots.

The one with "white" is white, the one with "pink" is pink, and Penny draws the pink one.

"Okay, let's wear one..." I happily looked in the mirror, "Penny, does it look good? Does it look a little exaggerated?"

"Oh, sweetie, please, how can this lovely light pink be exaggerated?" Penny said sincerely, "All men like this, trust me!"

I nodded gratefully, and quickly dragged her home to ask her to help me choose the next outfit.In Penny's words, Mr. Blake is a slightly sullen type, and he should attack vigorously! !

Of course, I believe Miss Penny, who is a lover, brushed her eyelashes long and put on lip gloss. Penny kindly sponsored my white false eyelashes. She said it cost her nearly a month's salary!I quickly said no!God, if it's so expensive, I'll be so sorry to Penny if I accidentally lose it!

I have seen this one on Ruili this month, Penny is born for beauty!

She didn't insist, she put it away carefully, raised her eyebrows at me and said: "Come back and let Blake buy it for you. The shoes he wore yesterday were Ferragamo! Oh my god, my dad only has one pair. I didn't see the shirt clearly. I think it looks like a new model from Fergmont!" She clicked her tongue, "It's a famous brand!"

My hands that brushed my eyelashes unfamiliarly stopped, and I raised my head and asked her, "...Uh, Ferragamo?"

Penny didn't answer, but patted me on the shoulder vigorously: "You have taken advantage! If I don't have Leonard, I will definitely go after him!"

"...I suddenly feel a little afraid..." I whispered.Mr. Blake is a great person, I always knew that, but now... "Why do I feel like I'm a little out of control..."

Penny couldn't believe it and said to me: "It's hard to grasp? No way!"

I wrinkled my face and said to her: "This kind of person!...Where is it used for marriage..."

"Married?" Penny pinched my face in disbelief, "You're only in your 20s! Why are you getting married!"

I returned her fiercest expression and ordered her to take her claws away.

"...my mother said that I must marry before the age of 28!" I said viciously, because my mother was afraid that I would become a leftover woman!Ever since she broke up with Ji Xi, she has been nagging me to find a man quickly.

"...Okay." Penny looked at me with pity, as if she felt sorry for me having such parents, "...then why can't Blake get married? He looks so reliable!"

I nodded in agreement, then said in a low voice, "...I am too ordinary, but he is too outstanding."

Penny sighed: "Sweetie, you have to try anyway, don't you?"

I looked up at her, and she nodded firmly at me.

"Okay!! I will try my best to chase after it!" I clenched my fists and regretted it later. Although I was a little irrational, I could also sigh that I had tried my best, right?

I put on my beloved white high-heeled shoes that look good with pink, and went out the door with my bag.

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I walked to Mr. Blake's restaurant and called him at the door.

His voice sounded tired and a little fuzzy. He paused for a while when he heard that I wanted to find him for dinner, and then agreed to me.I suspect he is smoking because sometimes his voice is hoarse.

... What happened to him?

I stood anxiously, and it took about 10 minutes for Mr. Blake to come out of the restaurant.

"Hi." He greeted me softly, and I saw bloodshot eyes under his long, pale lashes.

"...Mr. Blake, you need to rest now." I muttered, and suddenly felt that it was an unwise choice to call him out.

He took a deep breath, supported the edge of the flower bed outside the store, and said weakly: "...drank some wine yesterday. It's okay."

really all right?I bit my lip and looked at him worriedly.

Mr. Blake suddenly raised his voice: "—Come on, don't you say you want to invite me to dinner?"

He frowned impatiently, and I didn't dare to stop at all, so I hurriedly called a taxi.

After I got in the car, I noticed that my hands were shaking a little.

Such a Mr. Blake... so scary.