The story of raising a baby in the Yellow Chicken Villa of Sword Three

The cute little Zhengtai, who was so golden and rich and so blinding, stood with a stern face, frowning, and her pink mouth was slightly raised.Her hair, which used to be sparse, is now thick and black, as shiny as satin.

The small mouth is pink, like the first rose petals to open.

The person standing beside him was dressed in fluttering white clothes, and his black hair was tied with a simple hosta. The whole person seemed to have no mortal aura, and his temperament was as warm and moist as a banished fairy, which made people unable to move their eyes away. Upset and blushing youth.

"Little piggy, what's the matter?" Ye Mengqiu squatted down, looked at his older son and smashed it, "Why do you seem unhappy?"

Xiaozheng shook her head, didn't speak, just looked up at Yeye.

"Then, did you see Yeye's moves just now? Do you want to try one?" Ye Mengqiu is not much different from the strange Shumai who is holding candied haws to coax his sister. "Doesn't the little pig like to play like Yeye?"

Mrs. Xiaozheng continued to frown, put her fingers into her mouth, thought very seriously for a while, then tilted her head, "I like it."

"Is it because the little piggy doesn't want Yeye to see it?" Ye Mengqiu continued to coax.

Xiao Zhengtai nodded, "Piggy wants to think about it."

Ye Mengqiu's father's heart was melted by that baby's voice, which was so cute that it flew up. Oh, hey, how can his son be so cute?This is because he had accumulated too much virtue in his previous life.

"It's okay, think about it slowly." Ye Mengqiu picked up his son and smashed it. "Actually, this boxing technique is in harmony with the way of nature. You probably don't understand it yet."

"Actually" Ye Mengqiu turned on the beep-advanced mode, and the whole person cooperated more and more like a bamboo in the moon and snow in the sky, and the voice naturally switched to the ethereal channel at the same time, "Actually, this flower and one leaf, the moon rises and the moon sets cloudy and sunny There is a Dao in everything that is lacking. Although you can’t touch it or see it clearly, this is the Dao!! Everything is in line with nature and the law of heaven, conforming to integration instead of stubbornly insisting on resisting and using it. This is the state of mind that a true martial arts practitioner should have , is also the state of mind that one should have when dealing with things.”

"Yeah, teaching you this is just to let you know something. In the future, you need to learn from the heart, from nature, from all things."

After finishing speaking, Ye Mengqiu gave himself 32 likes in his heart, such lines are too pretentious.After waiting for so long, he finally got to speak such a pretentious line.Although the target is my son who is still a little incoherent and can't understand at all.

But... Ye Mengqiu couldn't help but feel happy.What he said is so artistic, so profound, so special, a senior.

Xiaozheng in his arms was stunned, his eyes wide open, round and round like a cat's, and he didn't know how much he understood.

That is, you can't ask a four-year-old doll to understand these messy stewed chicken soup with too much MSG and God knows what it tastes like.

Ye Mengqiu coughed and said softly, "You are still young and don't understand it yet, but you will naturally understand it when you grow up."

Originally, Ye Mengqiu wanted to continue pretending to tell the story of the north wind and the south wind, but seeing the little piggy was already a little unhappy, lest the little guy would become angry and bite him and kick him, Ye Mengqiu wisely swallowed the philosophical story into his mouth. into the stomach.

The wind blew slightly, Ye Mengqiu smiled lightly like a banished fairy, and the golden lady in her arms was also extremely cute.What a beautiful picture.

The servants next to him are full of stars, thinking that their owner is so powerful, so out of this world, so insightful, so meaningful.They all feel that it is an honor in this life to serve the owner of the villa, and they must go out in the future and brag to their children and grandchildren.

But now, they can't wait to pull out a small notebook to write down everything the owner said~

Last time, I heard the owner of the village say that the Yangtze River is rolling in the east, and the waves wipe out the heroes.

Such a beautiful article, how can ordinary people do it?People outside all know that the owner of the villa has a lot of brilliance and talent, so the owner is too self-effacing, too low-key, too reserved, so he doesn't want to promote it.Isn't the poem that the owner accidentally recited now very popular?

Did Ye Mengqiu know that she plagiarized it unintentionally?Of course... got it.

Does Ye Mengqiu know that he is a literary giant?Of course... I don't know.

If he knew, he would probably growl in his heart: Damn bro, I don’t want to plagiarize like this. Who the hell sent someone to send me a painting of the Yangtze River? .Brother actually really wants to be illiterate.Why is Mao now asking him to comment and appreciate so many, he really doesn't understand! ! !

"Yeah, I don't understand." Little Piggy was very angry, why didn't he understand what Yeye said?He is obviously so old~~~ Yeye must be bullying him.

"You're still young." Ye Mengqiu smiled and scratched his son's little nose.

--Actually, Ye Mengqiu's faint heart is just talking nonsense because he can't understand.When he becomes more sensible, he won't dare to talk so nonsense.Because this girl doesn't even understand those pretentious words that seem to have special connotations.

"Are you tired? Have you read today's writing? Do you still like picture books?" Ye Mengqiu walked forward with his still chubby son in his arms. "I got you some picture books these days. Come here, little pig Which one do you like?"

"I like them all." Little Piggy nodded again for emphasis.

"Lulu likes it too."

Well, Lulu, Xiaolulu... It's Er'er's nickname... Please don't pick on the naming level of illiterate Ye Mengqiu.

"Villager, Zhuangzhu, Zhuangzhu." At this time, Ye De came running in sweat, "Xiao Langjun is awake, and he is clamoring to find Dalangjun and Zhuangzhu."

Hearing this, Little Piggy's eyes lit up, and he kicked his calf, "Yeah, yeah."

"Okay, okay, I got it." Ye Mengqiu was a little helpless, hey, one or two bear dolls.And these two kissed him very much, which made Li Erniang feel like a snack.

The street was bustling with people coming and going, Ye Mengqiu was sitting on the carriage, smashing children with one hand.

The scenery outside is beautiful, and people have the stability of the prosperous age on their faces.

Originally, seeing that the weather was good, I wanted to take my wife to go shopping together.I don't want my wife to be unwell these few days. She is always sick and has no appetite. She has already started to feel sleepy after eating at noon.What Ye Mengqiu originally wanted was to let his wife relax, so that she would not forget about herself by being busy with the children's affairs and the villa's affairs all day long.

Even with a child, Ye Mengqiu still hopes that his wife can have her own space and small pastimes.

But since his wife was unwell, he thoughtfully asked for a doctor, and seeing that his wife was fine, he brought out the two mischievous dolls, so as not to disturb his wife's rest.

As a man, a husband, he can only do so much for his wife.

After the two dolls came out, they were very excited, very lively, very... full of energy. This two-year-old Lulu pointed out the window and was babbling, God knows what it was called.

Then he was not strong enough to bark by himself, so he insisted on dragging the little piggy to bark together.

Little Piggy is still very patient with this limp, speechless Hululu who clings to him life and death, and uses his stumbling and not-so-fluent words to teach his younger brother...

Although, after such nine bends and eighteen bends... Ye Mengqiu doubts that Er'er Zai can learn the correct pronunciation. It's no wonder that now Lulu only understands a tenth or two of what Lulu speaks.

The car slowly entered the alley, and then turned again (?) into a certain backyard, and again (why did you say again) a shopkeeper greeted him with a fanatic face and a loyal fanboy.

This is a picture book storefront.

Thinking of having two children, Ye Mengqiu felt a very urgent pressure to make a fortune and save money to support his family, so he opened another painting shop outside the toy store...

What about the Three Little Pigs? Those stories that are familiar to modern people have been moved to the Overhead Datang to make money for him. There are not only children's versions, but also adult ones. As an otaku, proficiency in comics is an essential skill.Naturally, some moved here.

When the shopkeeper was reporting, Little Piggy fumbled here and there without much interest. Later, Ye Mengqiu casually stuffed the tortoise and the hare for him to watch, and Little Piggy settled down.But Lulu opened his eyes wide and listened... something like a book from heaven, seems to be more interested in ledgers and numbers than in picture books.

Ye Mengqiu secretly smiled.

It is said that when catching Zhou, Lulu catching is a golden abacus. Could it be said that he will be a business material after his second son smashes it?

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It is said that Zhuang Huahua will definitely learn swords in the future, even if Ye Mengqiu is unreliable, he will not let him learn other things (he can't do others ╮(╯▽╰)╭)

Ye Mengqiu, a profiteer, is trying to make money for his son and his wife. Therefore, nerds also have their spring, and nerds can also make money...

In addition, thank you Xiaolou Huayu and Lige for the mines, thank you, hug and gnaw

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