[Comprehensive] Welcome to Pansidong

Of course, it is impossible for Stark to package air tickets for all voyages for this reason, or to buy several airlines.

God, this is so weird, it makes him look like a pervert.

As for making some tricks to prevent them from registering?That's even more retarded, these goblins are all legal citizens of Australia!

So Stark indifferently rejected a series of unreasonable requests from Tara.

Miss Spider Spirit is really going to be autistic, she doesn't need to spend much time thinking about it, she knows what kind of scene her dear mother will make.

And seriously, an army/team?Is Hydra strong enough to enjoy such a high standard of treatment?

It must be that group of old guys who were panicking idle in the woods, and couldn't help making a big deal when they heard a little movement.Not to mention that there is a guy like her mother who is good at stirring up trouble.

Oh, well, it's not good to say that about my old mother, but her mother is indeed a good at mobilizing emotions... a spider spirit.

God, shouldn't this kind of thing be the racial specialty of foxes? ——Those guys who are afraid of chaos every day.

"Why don't we kill Hydra now." Tara skillfully opened a can of New Coke, her tone was as serious as her expression at this time, as if she was really making some feasible suggestions, not Just talking nonsense.

"Wake up," Tony adjusted a comfortable position on the sofa, so comfortable that he didn't even want to do any extra movements, only the whites of his eyes were clearly visible, "the old popsicle dare not say that .”

That's probably because Cap can't turn into a hill and just flatten Hydra's base.Peter silently followed up with a complaint in his heart.

"Think about the benefits, wouldn't it be a good thing to have more helpers? Uh, it should?" Peter himself became unsure.

"...It's really hard for you to say such things against your will after seeing the group of elders whose IQs fluctuate up and down." Tara was like a leaky balloon, limply crumpled into a small ball.

Peter patted her sympathetically, feeling that his girlfriend had lost color.

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"Daughter! Hurry up and meet your mother!"

Not long after dawn, a familiar voice came from the top floor of Fulian Building.As the spider mother's voice fell, the other fairies, men and women, also shouted.

"Tara, don't sleep late! Get up, get up!"

"Little Tara, it's not a good habit to stay in bed!"

"Little Tara, did you stay up late yesterday? Humans say staying up late is not a good habit!"

No, I didn't hear, I didn't hear anything.Rolling herself deeply under the blanket, Tara wished she would lose her hearing immediately.

No, it's better to disappear in place.

Five seconds later.The bedroom door was pushed open.

"I didn't stay up late, nor did I stay in bed," Tara rubbed her hair in pain, "and it doesn't matter if the goblin stays up all night."

"It's only seven o'clock, okay? If I wake up an hour later, I won't be able to get up late." Tara glanced around blankly, and let out a long sigh, "You are all here."

"Oh, how sad," the tall and beautiful "big sister" pressed Tara's head to her Yimapingchuan's chest, and rubbed it a few times, "Cheer up, my dear little one." Sweetheart, aren't you happy that we're all here to help you?"

"Well, I'm happy, I'm so excited that I don't know what to say." Tara gave up struggling, and said with a dull voice.

"I'll just say it! Sweetheart will definitely be happy to see us." "Big Sister" let go of her contentedly, her red lips curved into a charming arc.

"Wow, little girl, why don't you introduce me?" Tony yawned and walked out of the room at the other end, his eyes lit up when he saw "Big Sister", and he raised his hand to grab two handfuls of hair.

Tara smiled coldly, and unceremoniously shattered his little thoughts: "Derek Baig, kangaroo, gender male, this year..."

"Big sister", oh no, it should be the big brother who covered her mouth, and the big wave brought a burst of fragrance with his movements.

Yes, this is a male kangaroo.He always felt that he was born with the wrong gender, and that he should have a pouch on his belly, so he developed a habit of pushing people to his chest when he saw a cub.

For quite a long time, the cubs in the woods had to detour when they saw him, and many of them who were around Tara's age were left with psychological shadows because of this.

He even pinched his face in the direction of beauty!It's a pity that things like breasts are limited to the real gender, and they are destined to be a "princess" of peace.

So he is quite envious of human beings, at least if human males want to change their gender, they can put two lumps of flesh on themselves with one operation, but he can't.

At best, he has strong chest muscles, which is too bad.

The monster form is too unfree, bad review.

Chabby followed.There are only two people from the rabbit's house, and the other is her mother.

There is no way, rabbits are a big family, so many cubs, if all the parents come, who can control the litter of little rabbits?

So under the fair and just finger-guessing decision, Dad became the candidate to stay at home and take care of the children.

Basically, only one or two came from other families, and most of them were parents with their oldest children.

It's kind of weird to say.Obviously, spiders in nature give birth to a bunch of babies. I don’t know why, but when it comes to spider spirits, it’s inexplicably a single pass. It’s very rare to have twins occasionally, let alone triplets and quadruplets. fetal.

In the words of the spider mother, it is that their spider spirits are too strong, and in order to maintain balance, nature puts restrictions on their birth.

It sounds shameless, but it seems that there is such a grain of truth.

The old tree didn't come.He was probably the only one of every race in the woods who didn't come.

He would really like to come, but unfortunately plants are not like animals, it is too difficult to transform, and he is the only one in the forest, so he really can't leave.

Tara has already seen several goblins who used various methods to live broadcast him, and they all laughed like a thief. It is not difficult to imagine the old tree on the other end of the video behaving like a thunderbolt.

Miserable is still the worst.

"So when will we start the fight?" The gentle and gentle mother rabbit smiled softly, and her voice was also soft, but the questions she asked were not very gentle.

"Ask Tara, little Tara must know better than us." The man who spoke was a man in a tuxedo, wearing a black top hat and a beautiful bow tie around his collar. He had a tall and straight figure and a handsome face.

It's this outfit that really looks like a show.

This was the most popular outfit when he came back to play in human society last time, and he fell in love with this outfit at first sight since then, and he has a soft spot for it.

He had what could be called a pretty face—although it was a strange description of a male, except for the kangaroo—and it would have been irrepressible to any other person, but it suited him well.

This face can make people think of all the colorful colors, but he only wears black, white and gray clothes, as if trying to suppress the brilliance of his face, but it seems that the success has had the opposite effect ——That face is as conspicuous as a bright light in the dark night.

It was a lyrebird, and one of only three bachelors in the wood.No one who saw that feather could resist not to praise it.

The reason for his publicity is that he wants to dedicate all monsters to music, but everyone in the forest thinks that he hasn't found anyone prettier than him.Plus the singing is too bad.

After all, this guy has obviously gone astray on the road of music, and it is estimated that he can't find his way back with GPS.

He had the honor of becoming a ventriloquist.Oh, don't get me wrong, it's not the Beatbox kind of ventriloquist, it's imitating the sound of car horns, train jets, axes cutting wood, road repairing gravel machines and the shouting of the leader.

As for your rapping?If he doesn't get out of tune, it's because of the lyrebird's racial talent bonus. He has a good voice for nothing, so he can use it to deceive people.

Tell me, it's a strange thing to sing like this when you are courting a mate.

Of the other two bachelors in the woods, the first to bear the brunt was of course the old tree.But it is because there are no people of the same race.

Goblins really don't pay much attention to the same race. Some have parents who are natural enemies, but most of them just like to find the same race.

But if it is divided according to the two major categories of animals and plants, it is another matter.There is a reproductive/reproductive isolation between animals and plants, and plant monsters are generally harder to transform than animals, so...

Sure enough, the old tree was the worst one.

The last one left stands in stark contrast to the lyrebird.

Touching his conscience, he said that his face can't be compared with that of a lyre bird. No one in this forest can compare with that guy's face. He has a racial bonus, so he can't be envious.

But he just has a special charm, so people can't help but keep their eyes on him.

To be honest, it is actually quite difficult for him to define whether he is single or not. After all, he has a lot of women, and the playboy's demon setup is very stable.

In his words, he doesn't enjoy the state of being in a relationship, but prefers the moment when his eyes meet and sparks sparkle.

Simply put, he likes to hit and run, and he hopes that the woman will have the same attitude.

The scumbag made a solid statement.

Fortunately, his only conscience kept him from attacking the goblins in the forest, so it was not surprising that he was often chased and beaten by goblins from other places.

Often after beating him up, the woman throws down her own eggs, pats her ass and leaves refreshed, leaving him alone to face hatching hell.

So he is also one of the big families with cubs in the woods. Half of the year is spent on happy clapping, and the other half is spent on hatching eggs.

Unexpectedly, he was a very responsible father. He was so heart-pounding to the children that the monsters in the forest would always persuade themselves to calm down before following the woman to beat the scumbag.

Think about what he would do if he killed so many children.Just like this reason.

However, this emu is simply a model of indomitability, and he still has to go out to spark his little sparks when he has some free time. It almost makes people wonder if he actually enjoys the process of hatching eggs.

This situation was greatly improved when he discovered that human beings invented such things as condoms.Afterwards, every time before he went out to be happy, he would sincerely express a sentence of human wisdom, and happily stuff a few boxes of condoms in his pocket.

For this reason, he contributed almost all of his property to the companies that produce condoms, except for raising children. It is said that he still owns shares in several companies, which is quite insane when you think about it.

It's hopeless, these monsters are hopeless.

The author has something to say: I am so happy to write about these goblins.

I went out yesterday, I thought I could make it back in the evening, but it turned out to be GG.

Gelaoguan’s milk tea ice powder is delicious [lick mouth]: 2 lemon teas;

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It's just that the queue is terrible orz

Push my pre-received post:

[Comprehensive] My personality is suffocating, my original name [Comprehensive] was bitten by a vicious dog on the heel (my friend said this is too ghostly, so I changed it)

Ah Kong has a personality that controls the air, can fight and assist, should be cool and cool, should be low-key and low-key, giving someone a suffocation package is just a matter of moving your fingers.

When we met for the first time, Ah Kong subconsciously extinguished the small spark in the palm of a certain golden durian head

Ma Ma, save me, the villain's face is so scary!

By the way, the little flame in the palm of that blue-haired dwarf also...

Forget it, Mama, you better not save me, I’m probably doomed orz

With risingsun in his left hand and explosive love in his right hand, Ah Kong successfully embarked on the road of no return to fight the fire

Akong: I thought my personality should be more cool?

Small-scale air purifier, fire extinguisher, dust removal...

Multi-effect in one, give you the most unique personality experience [thumb]

There is also a [comprehensive] personality is warm baby

Nuanchu Chunnai has always suspected that she is actually a nuan baby who has become a genius.

After all, absorbing heat energy and generating heat spontaneously is a warm baby that can be recycled.

She has the truest friends in the world.

They would kick her away in disgust in summer, and hug her tightly in winter.

So when I saw the explosive boy who was sweating profusely in the summer and only wore a black vest in the winter, the warm baby was really moved.

After all, even warm babies need to be charged!

Ah, so how can we carry (cheat) the Baohao brand charging treasure home?

Sand Sculpture Theatre:

Ka[Xi Nei]: Woman, I'll blow you up!

Haruna [moved]: My God, you are so considerate!

It’s a comprehensive article, you can see it by poking into the column, which one do you think is interesting [scratching head], I haven’t decided which one to open next