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For a moment, Peter thought, if only he'd just slumped on his back and pretended nothing happened.

To be honest, it's really interesting to see such a big spider with its eight legs tucked up foolishly falling to the ground.At least Tara, who watched the whole process up close, was about to die laughing.

Of course she was trying to hold back.This one on the ground is my boyfriend.But it is estimated that she has exhausted all the times she managed to hold back her laughter today, and the suppressed laughter was very obvious in the quiet room.

Peter: As expected, I'm still so paralyzed :)

Tara squats down and pokes at Peter's exposed belly.Subconsciously following her movements, Peter shrank his spider legs, and when he suddenly realized it, he froze for a moment.

And Tara was already lying on top of him with a smile.

It's useless to pretend nothing happened, he probably needs a time machine to dial back a few minutes.

Tara prides herself on being a conscientious spider spirit. Before she completely laughed her boyfriend into the cracks in the floor, she restrained her smile in time and pulled Peter's spider legs to turn him over.

After hesitating for two seconds, Tara didn't go to the door any more, and sat down directly on the spot.

"I think the woods are more suitable for you to learn to walk, I mean, walk like a spider," Tara adjusted the angle so that she was facing Peter's front eyes, "but it's mainly up to you, Do you want to get used to the room for a while?"

The new angle of view allowed Peter to easily see the new spider legs on both sides of his body. He moved a few times and was about to scratch his head, but when he found that the spider legs could not be folded to the head, he silently retracted them: "Uh, then Go straight out."

Tara nodded, straightened up, picked him up, and held him in her arms: "Let's go."

This time it's not a princess hug, after all, it seems too difficult to give a real spider a princess hug.

"Tara?!" Peter stretched his legs in vain, "Let, let me down, myself..."

"Can you go?" Tara not only let go of her hand disobediently, but turned upside down, "Well, you are quite heavy."

But it's too shameful to be hugged by your girlfriend like a doll!

Peter groaned in his heart, and succumbed to reality: "...I can't."

"Hmm." Tara snorted, hugging her happily all the way out the door.

When passing the living room, even though Peter tried to bury his head deep, the vision of his new equipment did not allow him to miss any details.

For example, the expression of relief and emotion from the spider couple.

Is there any way to lose memory instantly?Peter thought desperately.

Their destination was the empty space that was useless before.Now it has an extra use, among other things, it is true that it is smooth enough.

Tara bent down and put the big spider on the ground, stretched and stood upright again.

"Aren't you going to change into your original form?" Peter moved his legs one by one, trying to make them obey.

"The original form? No, no," Tara waved her hands again and again, "I'm afraid I can't help it."

"Can't help it?" Peter took a small step forward, trembling as if there was a land/mine ahead.

"Honey," Tara snapped her face in front of him, "you're so attractive, I'd like to eat you."

Peter blushed quietly.Luckily the spider couldn't see the blush.Thinking about it that way, being a spider seems pretty cool.

Of course he knew that what the girl said was completely literal, and to a certain extent, there was nothing wrong with a bloody sentence.

but……

Peter Parker, the overthinking teenage boy, now just wants to bury his head secretly.

Tara didn't know how many words of pornography/wen went through her shy boyfriend's mind at this moment. Seeing that he was silent, she thought that he understood what she meant, so she naturally skipped this point. Sensitive topic.

"You've seen spiders crawling, it's not difficult," Tara rubbed his head, "at least it's easier than cats and dogs. They have to walk staggered, and we are much more orderly."

"You just need to walk like a human figure, but when you take your left leg, you need to take four steps, and you need to take three more steps when you take your right leg. How about it, it's easy." Tara sounded a little proud, "We Spider spirits are one of the fastest humanoid races among elves!"

Peter wanted to sigh: Yes, you are four in one, but in my case it would be four in one. Why does it sound so simple? !

He still hasn't memorized the position of each leg!

Take a deep breath - oh, the spider can't do this, Peter pretends to take a deep breath - four legs at a time, no problem, not difficult.

So he took three steps on the left and one on the right at the same time.

Seeing the spider in front of her fall in a posture as if her legs were knotted, Tara rushed forward and grabbed him.

"Come on, Peter, at least you got three legs right!" Tara praised forcefully.

The problem is that I don't remember which nerves correspond to each of the four legs I just stepped on.Peter shrank his head guiltily.

The second time, the first two on the left and the last two on the right.It looks like Shunguai.

The third time, the first on the left and the first three on the right.This time it didn't fall, but almost rolled over.

The fourth time, the third on the left and the first, third, and fourth on the right.Well, this is the worst fall ever.Tara covered her face in disbelief.

…………

"To be honest, you look worse than a newborn cub." Tara squatted beside Peter's head, looking at the spider that was covered in dirt, and there was nowhere to start .

you've changed.You praised me before.Peter glanced at her resentfully, closed his mouth and pretended to be dead.

Tara was also quite at a loss. To be honest, it was the first time she had seen this kind of operation where she couldn't learn to walk because her legs were knotted.

Is my teaching method too complicated and difficult to understand?Tara spirals into self-doubt.

No, her parents didn't even bother to teach her.Lift her to the open space and let her crawl and play by herself.

Wait, is this the problem? !Shouldn't she let Peter crawl by himself too?

Peter, who was still struggling with his legs, suddenly had a chill down his back.

"Tara Reid! Do you fucking think you've forgotten something important?!" The sudden explosion shook Peter, who hadn't gotten used to his sensitive hearing, and trembled all over his body.

"Chabi?" Tara rubbed her ears, and found the red-eyed rabbit on a nearby tree branch, "Why do you..."

"Ah," Tara made an exaggerated expression of sudden realization, but her tone obviously made Miss Rabbit even more irritable, "I forgot."

"You, he, mother..." Chabi, a rabbit, forcibly broke his expression, as if someone had blown a firework on her face, making Tara feel so ferocious that a leg was about to be bitten off.

The desire to survive prompted Tara to give her little friend a warm and powerful hug, and held the rabbit tightly in her arms: "Honey! The process is not important! The result is important!" What's more, there is no process yet.

"Look at this pattern!" Tara tilted her head nimbly, avoiding Chabi's sip of greeting to her neck, and fell silent for a second when her eyes touched Peter's gray body: "... see the essence through the phenomenon! Look at how beautiful the pattern is!"

"You just said have you seen such a beautiful one? Anyway, I haven't seen it! How about it! Would you like to take a closer look!" Tara impassionedly told a rumor/pin.

At the same time, she dodged left and right, trying to keep her neck away from the rabbit's teeth as much as possible.

You can't find a more stupid fight in kindergarten these days.

As a rabbit spirit who has been expelled by this spider's energy every now and then since she was a child, she is actually a person who is easy to calm down in a certain way.

After viciously pinching Tara's arm, she calmed down contentedly, and let go of the grinning and jumping little friend.

"Learning to walk?" Chabi smiled, and the subtle arc of the corner of his mouth made Peter tremble again, "It seems that you are not qualified as a teacher."

The rabbit spirit, who was clearly thinking of something, widened the arc of his mouth, turned his head and met Tara's gaze: "How about I help?"

"Your walking posture is different from ours." Tara gave her a strange look, and quickly turned back under Chabi's threatening gaze, "You can try it if you want, I also think my method may not be suitable for Peter."

It's rare to see the little friend showing such a distressed look, just like raising his eyebrows, and smiling at Peter kindly.

Peter: Am I about to die soon?

"I've heard a few stories about you human beings," Chabi rolled up his sleeves slowly, Peter was terrified, "Put a shark behind a swimmer, put a wolf behind a runner, it is said that it can inspire potential."

No, you wait a minute!This situation is different!They are professional players!I haven't even learned to walk yet!Peter rounded his eight small eyes.

He looked at his girlfriend warily, trying to make Tara see his rejection from his strong eyes.

But he was destined to be disappointed.

"Eh? Is there such a saying?" Tara blinked in surprise, and her expression turned into surprise in Peter's increasingly desperate eyes, "It sounds very reasonable!"

OK, I'm done.Peter calmly pronounced the death sentence on himself.

"My current state is inconvenient to change into my original form, Chabi, it's up to you!" Tara excitedly patted Chabi on the shoulder, "I will help you pay attention to your surroundings!"

"Huh? No need," Chabby grinned, "I can do it myself."

Under Peter's blank gaze, she slammed into a huge smooth-coated rabbit.

"No matter how many times you look at it," Tara folded her arms beside her, clicked her tongue, "Your slick appearance really doesn't match your violent temper, no match." She emphasized herself again.

The big rabbit bared its teeth ferociously, and stood up like a human: "Are you looking for death, you bastard?!"

Tara shrugged, made a zipper movement on her mouth, and shut up obediently.

Chabi sat down on the ground again in satisfaction, his back slightly arched, and his red eyes locked tightly on the red and blue spider not far away.

Touch your conscience, is this the look a vegetarian animal should have?

Am I really being targeted by some more ferocious species? !

…………

Peter rolled and crawled, his eight legs were struggling with their lives, but the rabbit kept biting at a distance that could fly him away with a single claw.

Where did it come from that rabbits are docile? !

You call this ferocious beast docile? !

The author has something to say: Peter may become the first spider to be shot to death by a rabbit[bushi]

I went to sit at 85°C today: lemon tea, 2 small milk spiders;

Sea salt milk green is quite delicious: 10 bottles of cypress; 8 bottles of Xuetangtang; 2 bottles of lemon tea;