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Mother Spider pinched her husband's hand with her backhand.

Dad's face froze, but he managed to keep his expression intact.

Tara burst into laughter unceremoniously, and was slapped on the top of the head by her dear mother.

"Hiss, Mom, you have good hands!" Tara covered her head and shrank to her boyfriend.

The mother spider, who suppressed her husband and daughter with one hand, smiled noblely and coldly, and clapped her hands lightly.

"Daughter, you can't do it," the mother waggled her finger and raised one corner of her mouth mockingly, "I haven't even marked it yet? Tsk tsk tsk..."

She clicked her tongue for a while, and pointed to herself triumphantly: "Look at your mother and me, when we robbed, cough, chased your father, how efficient! This is what you know?"

What are you so strangely proud of...

Tara couldn't help but want to roll her eyes, especially when she saw her dad nodding proudly.

There is no hope, the couple is hopeless.

"Mark? What mark?" Stark asked at the right time.He was quite happy to watch.

"How should I put it?" Tara rubbed her chin. "It's a bit like a marriage certificate. For us, we're a couple if we mark each other."

She spread her hands: "But Peter can't mark me," she pouted unobtrusively, "It's strange to mark unilaterally."

Peter immediately showed a look of guilt and apology, which made the corner of Tara's mouth twitch.

"It doesn't matter if you don't mark it. Let's go get the marriage certificate." Tara said that she was very open-minded.

"Knot, marriage certificate?!" Peter didn't know what to think of, as stiff as a robot who forgot to oil its joints.

"You know you are like this, it always makes me feel that I am actually abducting a woman from a good family." Tara's tone was complicated, and she rubbed his little curly hair with even more complicated emotions.

"Don't worry about this matter, anyway, you haven't reached the legal age of marriage." Tara calculated, "There are still several years."

"Could you be here?" Stark interjected and forcibly joined the young couple's private chat channel.

"Well, it depends on how you decide." Tara shrugged.

"It's still divided into arithmetic?" Peter blinked in confusion, "Aren't you the same age as me?"

"Of course, it's just like you use another algorithm to calculate the age of your pets, so of course my age is too." Tara took it for granted.

"Oh, are you actually an old lady?" Stark raised his eyebrows full of interest, "Let me guess, compared with the old Popsicle, who is older?"

"If you count according to the years I have actually lived," Tara looked up at her parents as if asking for proof, "I am 117 this year?"

"Who remembers that." The mother waved her hand casually, "Anyway, she's in her early [-]s, a little kid, and remembers what to do so clearly."

Father Spider nodded seriously: "It will be 118 in two months, you remember right."

The two humans present: Meow Meow? ? ?

"117?!" Stark trembled in astonishment, as if his mustache was astonished, "Are you older than the old Popsicle?!"

"I really can't believe that you are an old cow eating young grass." He said in a sad tone, but his face was a special expression for people who eat melons.

The little spider was so shocked that it lost its color: "1, 117 years old?"

Is it already this big?Tara seemed to hear him whispering.

Peter cheered up strongly, "Is it... seven times?" His tone was a little weak.

"Ah, yes, the human age is more than 16 and less than 17." Tara scratched her head, "But in fact, most of the time, we just make it up based on the appearance."

She pointed to her parents with the same example: "For example, the two of them don't remember how old they are for a long time, and they just say it casually every time they apply for identification."

"What are you talking about casually!" Mother Spider glared at her, "I am obviously forever 25 years old." She patted her face lightly.

Tara couldn't bear to look directly and turned her head: "No, Mom, you should take a look at me anyway, your daughter is so old, why do you still have the nerve to say that you are 25?"

"Why, with this face, do you have the heart to report to the age of 30?" Mother Spider looked at Tara as if she was looking at some heartless person, "Who made you look old, but I am young!"

Okay, mom, I'm old, it's affecting your performance :)

Father Spider gave his daughter a look of helplessness: "So I can only say that I am 30 at most, Tara." He frowned in distress, "You know, your mother cannot accept an age difference of more than five years old."

Tara twitched her lips, surprised by this magical logic: "Seriously? Didn't you guys have a difference of at least 50 years?"

The adult mother's eyes slashed at the scene: "Damn girl, don't talk if you can't speak! The age difference between my father and me is just right!"

Tara made a perfunctory gesture of ok, then turned her head and patted Peter on the back: "Okay, don't be tense, take it easy."

Peter choked on being patted by her, covered his mouth and let out a series of coughs: "You, you are too, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough..."

Tara grinned guiltily, and poked him fawningly: "Then, do you want some water?"

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"Actually, we have a problem." After Stark said with a smile that he would definitely tell the captain about this, he straightened his face, looking as if he was about to enter a key topic.

Father Spider nodded knowingly: "I think I know what you want to ask."

He glanced at his wife, and gave his daughter a comforting look: "To be honest, this is the instinct of our race, and it is impossible to completely eradicate it."

"Dad!" Tara exclaimed excitedly, winking at him.

Father Spider shook his head imperceptibly, signaling her to be calm: "But look at me, I'm a good example."

"Tara's mother has pretty good self-control, and my daughter, Tara," he smiled, "she's only going to be better."

Mother Spider nodded solemnly at the side. She would not casually interrupt and joke about this kind of matter.

"I know that Tara is excellent." Stark glared at the little girl who was flustered angrily, and finally calmed down his tone again. "However, I think it's rare for you to be like this."

He paused: "Besides, relying entirely on the woman's self-control, I don't think I can rest assured." This is what it means to help find a way.

The young couple looked at each other, and at the same time opened the corners of their mouths, seeing the same clear look in each other's eyes.No way, Mr. Stark is such a hard-spoken and soft-hearted guy.

Viciously knocking chestnuts on the heads of the two little guys who demolished him, Stark coughed twice, knowing that his black-faced role could no longer be maintained, so he simply opened his mouth.

"Usually, this type of behavior is driven by hormones. Have you ever tried to suppress this hormone?" Stark tried his best not to use professional terms.

however……

Spider couple: Excuse me, what are you talking about?

Twitching the corner of his mouth, Stark felt the generation gap.

Tara was amazed at the side, and she never showed mercy when stabbing her parents: "No, Mom and Dad, don't you have a diploma in human beings?"

"Obviously, daughter," said the father with a slightly sheepish smile, "we both have degrees in history."

Mother Spider curled her lips: "It's fine to get a degree, of course we choose what we are good at."

"...So mom, are you good at history?" Tara put on an O-shaped mouth exaggeratedly.

"I've lived for so many years anyway?" Mother Spider glanced at her in disgust, "And you can call me Mom again?"

Tara shut up obediently.

"Although I don't quite understand," Dad Spider brought the topic back, "But I think the situation should be much better for Peter, after all, he doesn't need to restrain his instinct to send himself to Tara's mouth."

Can you say that again? !What instinct? !Peter and Stark cast dumbfounded glances at him at the same time.

No, are you spiders so vicious? !

In this way, it is really not easy for you to have both parents grow up to such a big age.Then they cast their eyes on Tara with emotion.

"...In short, I'm already researching." Stark pressed his brows wearily.

"Already started?" Tara was confused, "When?"

"...Why do you think I took you for a physical examination last time?" Stark rolled his eyes.

Everyone was silent for a while.

Peter hesitated: "So... will there be an age difference between me and Tara?"

"You have an age difference now." Mother Spider answered quickly, smiling, "But we are very open-minded and have no racial discrimination."

Listening to this, I don't know why I always feel a little strange.

Peter nodded half-understood, subconsciously glanced at Tara, and suddenly realized that he obviously didn't mean that.

But wouldn't it be nice to be so blunt?He looked at Tara again, but saw that the girl seemed to be hesitating about something.

"Tara?" he whispered.

"Ah, ah? What's the matter, Peter?" Tara seemed to wake up suddenly, and turned her head abruptly, which actually startled Peter.

"Ah, no, no, I just saw that you seemed to want to say something." He smoothed her hair a little worriedly, "Did you think of something?"

Tara's gaze wandered for a moment, and then she became firm again: "Dad, Mom, is it possible for that bit of goblin blood in Peter's body to be further activated?"

Peter's parents were doing biological research during their lifetime, and their research direction was the strengthening of spider venom on the human body.This involves human/body/experimentation, so the follow-up in-depth exploration was stopped soon.But Peter's father had actually succeeded.

He conducted an experiment on himself and passed it on to Peter, so that instead of dying after being bitten, he also gained superhuman abilities.

However, in fact, all this is just a success by accident.It is absolutely impossible to use the same potion for another person.The so-called perfect potion is actually a single-person potion.

After all, the spider being studied was not an ordinary poisonous spider.They only knew that it was a mutated species, but they didn't know that it was a baby monster at all.

How can it be so easy to successfully research the venom mixed with demon power?Just look at old Osborne, and look at Harry's thrilling adventures at that time.

Peter's father is a rare human being who can resonate with demon power, and he passed it all on to Peter.

The two humans still didn't realize it, but the two big spider spirits figured it out.

"It's not easy."

The author has something to say: Am I letting longevity issues be an issue?I won't.

Will I let Xiaojiju be eaten by his wife?

Then it depends on how to eat [suction slip]

I haven't thought about buying any new fruit: 1 piece of lemon tea;

The takeaway delivered honey grapefruit tea, which tastes good: 10 bottles of Fat Orange Cat; 5 bottles of Xuetangtang; 1 bottle of Xiyue and Lemon Tea;