sue broke his waist

The head of the Feima Village is well-known. Some people say that he is five big and three thick, five feet three inches tall, his arms are thicker than a five-year-old child's waist, his eyes are like copper bells, his face is full of beards, and he can dance with a big knife. Stop crying, adults cry when they see it, and it can drive away ghosts by sticking it on the door. This is the existence of Shibi Zhongkui.

But who knows, the real head of Feima Village is a young man about 27 years old, handsome, except for a scar on his forehead that reveals his experience, if he really wears a white robe and long gown, he looks a bit like It's Mr. Pianpian.

Not only that, the head of the family is called Song Ruyu, and when he was born, it can be seen that his father placed high hopes on him.His father, who is also a bandit, hopes that he can truly be as beautiful as a jade and as bright as a rainbow.

Unexpectedly, his high hopes only succeeded in Song Ruyu's face, and his temperament was completely close to that of a bandit, so that as soon as he took office, he took Quan Feimazhai to develop in the direction of bandits.

The second head of the family, Gu Xianshu, is gentle and elegant, and wears long robes and green shirts all the year round. No one knows that he is a bandit when he goes out.His parents also placed high hopes from his name, hoping that he could read more books, even casual books.So he really cultivated a son who loves to read.

But the profession is a bandit.

Gu Xianshu is the most intelligent military strategist in Feima Village. He knows astronomy from the top and geography from the bottom.

Occasionally, in my spare time, I give Chinese lessons to a group of uneducated bandits. The life of bandits is quite comfortable and unrestrained.

Song Ruyu and Gu Xianshu's two names are so bookish, but they are the leaders of bandits, which is simply a great irony.

Ever since Gu Xianshu saw Song Ruyu brought Li Yao back, he left without hesitation, Song Ruyu was supposed to do whatever he wanted except for a little bit of unnaturalness at that time.

After Song Ruyu brought Li Yao back, he had some headaches as to how to deal with him. Bringing Li Yao back was done on a whim.

For a moment, he didn't know which room to put Li Yao in. Seeing his small arms and legs, he was afraid that he would be bullied after stuffing him in that room, so he simply took him to his own room.

So this behavior further confirmed the conjecture of "accepting concubines" that everyone in the cottage thought.

The thieves thought, the head of the family is playing hooligans, it's really the demeanor of a big thieves, even his father can't catch up.

Every time after going out to rob and return to the cottage, the cottage will prepare a sumptuous meal to reward the head of the team and the brothers who followed.

The second leader is responsible for wisdom, and generally does not go out to work, so he is usually the leader who rewards and leads the team.

Although Gu Xianshu said that he was going to withdraw, Song Ruyu still ate a hearty meal. While eating, he suddenly remembered the little beauty he brought back. The slender waist she was holding was as light as paper. After many days of traveling, he probably didn't eat well, so he picked up two dishes and a jug of wine and went back to his room.

Seeing this situation, all the thieves showed clear and wretched smiles.

"Is the boss in a hurry to go back to see that beauty?"

"What does it look like? I can't see it clearly even in the dark."

"It's very beautiful, otherwise why is the head of the family in such a hurry to go back? Isn't there a saying, what is it called... Spring night is worth a moment..."

"A moment in spring night is worth a thousand gold." A cold voice completed it for him.

"Yes! That's it..." The man broke out in a cold sweat, and when he looked back, he saw that the second boss, Gu Xianshu, was standing at the door and looking at them.

A group of people immediately returned to the state of being unrestrained, and said in a cold sweat, "Second leader, you... why are you here?"

Gu Xianshu glanced at them, and said to the man who hadn't read that sentence just now: "Zhang Da, I taught you this sentence, if you didn't read it out, you will be fined to copy it a hundred times and send it to my study tomorrow. I haven't seen you a hundred times in the blink of an eye..." His eyes narrowed slightly, and his usual Binbin attitude was instantly cold, "You know the consequences."

This is why everyone is more afraid of the second master than the first master!

His big face suddenly pulled down, and he could only respond.Because the consequences of resistance will be even worse.

Everyone started trembling after eating, they felt that the first boss was really unkind, so they ran to close the door with the little beauty at this time, and only let them bear the anger of the second boss.

Gu Xianshu's gaze swept over Song Ruyu's closed door, and then his handsome eyebrows frowned slightly. The brave bandits were shocked, thinking that there was going to be a scene where the master was being hunted down, but Gu Xianshu didn't say anything. What, glanced at them, turned and left.

Song Ruyu returned to the room, Li Yao was still sitting on the stool, his back was in a straight line, the sunlight from outside the window slanted in, and happened to shine on his body, his skin was as white as snow, but still slightly pale, and the blue blood vessels on the back of his hands Clear and obvious, more youthful.

But the imposing manner is powerful, a very contradictory combination, but unexpectedly attractive for no reason.

Both strong and weak are gathered in one body, which always attracts people.

Song Ruyu put two side dishes on the table, took out a jug of wine, and said to Li Yao: "The sun is shining on you, don't you know how to move?" Then she got up and went to close the half-open window to block the sunlight , turned around and said: "Are you hungry? I brought two dishes and wine, can you drink?"

Li Yao looked at the closed windows, he couldn't absorb energy anymore, he glanced at Song Ruyu, who was nosy, followed Song Ruyu's words, and then looked at the food on the table, it was not as high as the solar heat he absorbed just now.

Seeing that Li Yao hadn't moved his chopsticks for a long time, he thought he was afraid, so he put the chopsticks in front of him and said, "We don't have the habit of abusing people in Feima Village, so eat with confidence."

This is similar to the principle of non-abuse in the Federation of China.

Li Yao picked up the chopsticks, Song Ruyu said: "Eat more, don't be as thin as a stick of bamboo like those women!" Then he added: "It's not about you."

Li Yao nodded and said, "Okay." Although the energy of these foods is not high, they can absorb a little bit.

Love Wisdom Brain: "The book says: Mosquito legs are meat even though they are small. Of course, you can try mosquito legs."

Seeing Li Yao put down his chopsticks, Song Ruyu began to eat and drink with peace of mind.

Then just put down the chopsticks... the food in front of me is gone? !

Song Ruyu looked at the two empty meat dishes in front of him in disbelief. What he brought just now was a dish of braised pork and a dish of spicy chicken.Now there is not even a huge amount of chili left in the spicy chicken! !

"You...you ate all of it?" Song Ruyu couldn't believe it.

Li Yao was expressionless: "Didn't you tell me to eat more?"

Do you fucking know how to eat more Braille? !

Song Ruyu stared at the handsome and picturesque young man in front of him with white skin and red lips. The young man stared at him calmly. After a while, he took the lead to look away, took a breath, shook his head and sighed: "I didn't expect that!" You fucking can eat it,"

And he didn't even spare the chili.

Thinking of this, Song Ruyu wanted to pour him a glass of water, but realized that the water in the teapot hadn't been changed, so she simply poured a glass of wine and said casually, "I've eaten so many peppers, shouldn't it be hot? No water, drink some wine never mind."

The reason why his lips are so red is because he eats hot peppers.

Li Yao took it, and said politely: "Thank you." Then he drank it down.

The degree of purification is not high, the extraction process is backward, and the taste is almost similar to the sewer water of the Federation of China.

Although Li Yao didn't feel anything spicy, her lips were red like rouge from the heat.

Song Ruyu sipped his wine, under the bright light, for the first time seriously looked at the boy in front of him.

Thin shoulders, thin clothes, but only at the age of curly hair, skin whiter than snow, lips red like rouge, so beautiful that one looks like a fairy walking out of a painting.

Those pair of black as an abyss were staring at the bandit leader in a daze.

Li Yao pointed out earnestly: "Your eyes shifted from the upper part of my body to my face, and then back to my lips. You stayed there for half an hour. Among them, you stared at my lips the most times." The unrestrained Song Ruyu's handsome face turned red in a rare way, but Li Yao still stared at him, and said in a nonchalant tone, "Do you want to kiss me?"

"Pfft!" Song Ruyu spit out all the wine in his mouth.

Li Yao tilted his head, avoided the spray of wine accurately, and stared at him with a pair of stagnant eyes without waves.There was no provocative meaning at all, just a simple question.

Song Ruyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, thinking of Li Yao's calm tone just now saying something that could make the little girl blush, she couldn't help laughing again, and laughed out loud without any concealment.

Even Gu Xianshu, who had just walked away, could hear the laughter, he hesitated for a while, and couldn't help but look into the room where the laughter was coming from.

He has been familiar with this laughter since he was a child, but Song Ruyu is the only one who is so unmannered.

What makes him so happy?

He thought of the beautiful boy who was carried down by Song Ruyu just now, and seemed to be taken into the room by him.

Gu Xianshu's Qingjun complexion darkened, and he left with a wave of his sleeves.

Song Ruyu is indeed a beast.

"Hahahahahahaha...you are so funny." Song Ruyu laughed until tears came out, looked at Li Yao, her eyes were full of smiles, and it was not easy to stop, but said: "Why don't you feel shy? ?”

The love intelligence brain gave him advice in time: "According to the love manual, shyness is also a way of sexual attraction."

Li Yao didn't bother to pay attention to the brain of love, and said decisively, "No."

He doesn't have the function of being shy, and using his mental power to mobilize it is a waste of energy, so it's better to use it to repair the body.

Song Ruyu looked at him carefully, and murmured: "Could it be that he caught a facial paralysis."

Li Yao retorted: "I am not facial paralyzed."

Facial paralysis is the damage of the facial nerve, which leads to the inability of the facial expression muscles to work, and the eyelids will droop and incompletely closed. His facial nerve is all good.

Just no expression.

Song Ruyu glanced at him, thinking that he could hear such a low voice.It was only at this time that I realized that I hadn't asked the other party's name.

"By the way, my name is Song Ruyu, what about you? What's your name?" Song Ruyu looked at him curiously.

"Li Tutu." This is what the love intelligence brain told him.

Song Ruyu didn't spit out this time, but almost choked the drink into her trachea and coughed.

"Cough cough cough... Li Li... soil? Are you sure?"

After all, it was a love intelligence brain that wasted 20 years. He nodded: "Sure."

Song Ruyu covered her mouth and began to tremble all over, but tried to hide that he was not the kind of person who made fun of other people's names, and waved his hands: "I... I am not laughing at your name... It's actually quite good." Those bright eyes His eyes were shining, and he sincerely called out his name: "Li Tutu."

Li Yao corrected him: "Li Tututu."

"Li Tututu..."

"Li Tutu."

"Li... How many soils are there?" Song Ruyu, who doesn't like reading, still hasn't figured it out.

Li Yao pointed out with contempt: "Three."

"Oh... Li... Forget it, I'll call you Li Santu." Song Ruyu gave up struggling.

Li Yao didn't care, but he looked at the closed window.

Song Ruyu thought he was going out, but before he could make a sound, Li Yao stood up, opened the window suddenly, and saw countless eavesdropping heads!

"Hehe... Take a good rest, Master, we will come back later..." Everyone smiled and wanted to retreat.

Li Yao turned and looked at Song Ruyu to see what he was going to do.

Song Ruyu sneered, kicked open the door, and everyone scattered like birds and beasts.

"You bastards! You still want to run away!"

There was a sound of falling to the ground outside the house.

"Master, don't dare next time!!"

"Huh? Next time?!"

Li Yao stepped out of the room, looked up at the high sun, recalled the glory of being a major and led the soldiers, and slowly absorbed the little heat with the skin of his whole body with a little sigh.

The author has something to say:

This article is for Su!Just to be cool!

And student Li Santu will definitely go all the way Su Shuang

The whole world loves Comrade Li Santu, even his frigid appearance is extraordinarily charming 23333333