Thumbelina with a belly

Lin Weiwei asked the pervert if he knew where Wu Tong lived, and the pervert said in tears: "I don't know, I only know that Wu Tong has been wandering around the world, sleeping with many beauties and men, but I don't know where he is! "

"Then you can't stay in the world anymore." Lin Weiwei felt disgusted when she saw this ghost's wretched eyes. After making a note on the app, not long after, the ghost messenger who was collecting souls in Beijing today came and took this pervert away.

"Why not?" Lian Xiaoqing was puzzled, "Could it be that we are not good-looking enough?"

Hu Zhiyun is very confident about his beauty, "I am a vixen, the reputation of our ancestors is still passed down to the world, how can anyone not fall under my pomegranate skirt! Impossible!"

Then she pointed to Bailile and said: "Bailile used to be the ladyboy queen in Chiang Mai, many people wanted to take pictures with her arms around her, and the fee was the most expensive, how could that pervert not like Bailile? "

Du Shiniang looked at Bailile with complicated eyes, "Really?"

Bailile blushed, "I, I'm just too poor, so I went to work, it's more free."

Du Shiniang nodded, "Well, you can tell me about your days as a transvestite tonight, I'm very interested."

Bailile wanted to cry for no reason.

Hu Zhiyun didn't realize the crisis, and continued to say: "There is also Du Shiniang, you were an oiran back then! Why couldn't you attract..."

"Shut up." Du Shiniang glanced at her coldly, and Andariel immediately moved a step and stood in front of Hu Zhiyun.The two people who had been on a blind date met their eyes and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Hu Zhiyun muttered behind Andalil, "Anyway, everyone is very attractive."

"Yes, everyone is very attractive, but why didn't Wutong come?" Lin Weiwei sat on the recliner, Chong Hua nestled in her arms and yawned. Lin Weiwei patted her hand and let her lie in his arms After sleeping, he said to everyone: "Maybe Wutong is not in Houhai. After all, Wutong is so lustful. It is impossible for him to be unmoved by so many beauties."

Lian Xiaoqing also nodded, "Yes, and Wutong is the kind of person who is in the bowl and looking at the pot. He can't keep his interest in a person for too long. I also agree with the reason Lin Daozhang said. Wutong It should not be in the Houhai area, otherwise there would be no movement."

"Then shall we change places tomorrow?" Bailile asked.

Lian Xiaoqing took out her mobile phone, "I'm going to Sanlitun tomorrow, at night, there are a lot of bars, rich and rich, the best way to seduce people."

The next day, everyone put on makeup, put on nightclub equipment, stepped on high heels, and carried handbags, and went out to the nightclub.

Eight of them were standing on the side of the road to take a taxi. A group of beauties with beautiful long legs, each with their own beauty, the most important thing is that they wear breasts, and they immediately became everyone's focus.

"Irregularity, a little girl with this look has turned bad!" The aunts cursed quietly after seeing it.

Passing private cars stopped in front of them one by one, "Beauty, where are you going? I'll take you there!"

"Hey, beauty, my car is better than his, you guys are more comfortable in my car!" The man behind started to snatch the business.

Just like that, Lin Weiwei and the others accidentally blocked a street.

"Taxis can't get through now." Lian Xiaoqing looked back, but didn't see the taxi, "Let's just take this car, at worst, give them some money at that time."

Lin Weiwei looked at her watch, "Alright, let's get in the car."

In a group of four, they got into two cars at random, and then went to Sanlitun.

When the driver heard the address, he immediately smiled and said, "Oh, I see, which bar are the beauties going to?"

Lin Weiwei said: "The one with the biggest crowd and the liveliest."

The driver chatted with them while thinking, and Lin Weiwei took the opportunity to inquire about the situation in Sanlitun. The driver seemed to go there often and told them a lot.

When I got off the car, no one got out of the car behind for a long time.Lin Weiwei looked in through the windshield and vaguely saw the driver being locked by the neck. She looked at Hu Zhiyun and walked quickly to the side of the car, banging on the window: "What's wrong with him? Open the windows."

Lian Xiaoqing opened the window and made way for a seat, Lin Weiwei immediately sat in, the car door was slightly closed, Hu Zhiyun, Chong Hua and Andariel blocked the gap outside, and listened to what was going on.

Lian Xiaoqing said to Lin Weiwei: "This is a monster, and she is also lustful."

As Lian Xiaoqing said, the ghost started to struggle, grinning as if it was about to return to its original shape, "Let go of me, if you do this again, I won't let you go!"

"You tempt others in the world, why didn't you think that these people would not let you go?" Lin Weiwei put her fingers into her chest and took out a finger-length wooden sword, "You are considered unlucky to meet us today, Now we want to send you back to the place where you should be, the human world, not the place where you stayed."

"You dare!" The man's eyes widened, his eyes were full of ferocity, suddenly he saw the people all over the street, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he said sullenly: "What do you dare to do? There are so many people here, I don't believe you dare How will so many people face me, how will you explain to the human authorities when the time comes?"

Lin Weiwei frowned slightly, and found that many people were already looking at the car.

"What should I do?" Lian Xiaoqing asked.

When the ghost heard this, he immediately laughed, "You stupid practitioners, let me go now, and we can live in peace. If you must deal with me, I will fight you to the death!"

While he was talking, the people nearby thought it was strange and looked around frequently. There was also a traffic policeman walking this way.

"Oh." Lin Weiwei sneered suddenly, "You underestimate the ability of our special management department, if you don't have any skills, how can the special management department bring you people to justice in this technologically advanced society? ?”

After the words fell, Lin Weiwei's palm flew, and the wooden sword instantly became one meter long and appeared in her hand. Lin Weiwei pierced the monster with a very fast sword, "As long as you can kill you in an instant, what tricks can you pull out? "

The spirit was a very formidable opponent, so he dodged immediately, and took advantage of the moment when Lin Weiwei stabbed the sword and Lian Xiaoqing backhanded, he opened the car door and got out.

However, he underestimated the three people guarding outside the car. When Andariel saw the car door open, she couldn't help but slam it with her palm. However, she couldn't control her hand, and this palm slammed the car alive. Vivid twenty centimeters.

At that moment, everyone who noticed here found that the car had moved [-] centimeters sideways, which was simply incredible for a car.

The person who saw Andariel's hands looked at her in shock, and couldn't believe that this person pushed the cart by [-] centimeters with his bare hands.

The ghost whose nose was bleeding from the car door laughed arrogantly: "Hahaha, let me see how you explain it to mere mortals like them now!"

Lin Weiwei stabbed out with a sword again, "You don't need to care about that!"

The ghost dodged again, and even dodged Lin Weiwei's sword.However, the people who saw what happened in the car through the windshield were even more shocked. Was there a fight or an assassination in the car!Why is there such a thing as a sword?Isn't that a national control knife?

Lin Weiwei gritted her teeth and looked around, raised her hand and took out a spell from her body, preparing to stick the spirit to him, and then give him a sword!

Who knows, the traffic policeman came to his senses at this time, walked quickly to the front of the car, looked inside the car, and then looked at the three people guarding outside the car, took out his notebook and phone, and was ready to record and find foreign aid at any time. "Who are you? Why do you park your car in the middle of the road?"

Andariel looked at Hu Zhiyun, Hu Zhiyun smiled awkwardly, the vicious temperament was gone, even the breasts couldn't save her temperament, "We, let's come here to play, this is a special car driver, we are foreigners , just cheat us, our sisters are trying to reason with him!"

Hu Zhiyun felt that he was extremely witty.

The traffic police looked into the car, and the driver of the special car was indeed very unfriendly, and there were actually five people sitting in the car. This man not only parked illegally, but also slaughtered customers?The traffic police immediately knocked on the door and said to them, "Come out, everyone inside, if there is any problem, I will help you deal with it together, don't mess around inside by yourself!"

Jingguai raised his lips and said with a smile: "Did you hear that, he told us to go out, do you think I will say that I brought you here to sell? Then we will go to the anti-pornography brigade to have fun!"

His words instantly angered Du Shiniang. Du Shiniang opened the car door, got out of the car and turned to him, opened his car door aggressively, then grabbed his collar and dragged him out. hand!What is more fierce than a slap is her aura, her eyes are full of anger, "Sell your mother! How the hell do you know that I am selling it? Do you believe it or not? I will kill you right now!"

The anger of resentful ghosts who had practiced for hundreds of years swept the entire street in an instant.

At this moment, Jingguai vaguely felt that what he had offended was not ordinary Taoist priests or practitioners, but a group of very capable people.

Lin Weiwei and others got out of the car at random. Lian Xiaoqing picked up her major as a diplomatic ambassador. This kind of public relations was no problem for her. She tidied up the transparent black shirt on her body, walked in front of the traffic police, and To start negotiating.

However, there were more and more people around, which distracted Lin Weiwei and the others. If this matter got bigger and bigger, it would be difficult for the underworld or the special management department to explain it.

Chong Hua saw that many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures of her, and suddenly felt very irritable. She walked to Lin Weiwei's side, took Lin Weiwei's hand, and frowned slightly, "Weiwei, they are so annoying."

Lin Weiwei patted her head, "It'll be fine soon."

Immediately after Lin Weiwei was about to build a barrier, she dealt with this person first. Who knew that Du Shiniang exclaimed, and a knife was inserted into her stomach in an instant. causing harm.

This scene made everyone around scream.Lin Weiwei and the others immediately decided to arrest this person now, but they didn't want to. The monster moved faster than them. With one kick, it jumped onto the roof of the car, and then jumped onto the next house in a few steps, and it was about to disappear into the sky. In the eyes of everyone.

"Chasing!" Lin Weiwei said immediately, and in the next second, the five of them disappeared in front of everyone's eyes one by one. He raised his hand to hold the handle of the knife, and said to Du Shiniang, "I pulled it out!"

Du Shiniang nodded, looked at Bailile trustingly, "Okay."

Bailile held the handle of the knife with trembling hands, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Then her scream lingered on the entire bar street, and she pulled out the knife with a puff. Suddenly, Du Shiniang's blood gushed out , Bailile immediately blocked it with his hand, and Du Shiniang was secretly lucky to stop the blood that kept flowing.

The only person left is Lian Xiaoqing. At this time, she felt that her previous experience as an ambassador was not enough. May I ask where the ambassador would explain such a supernatural event to a group of socialist successors who believed in science! ! !

In the end, she could only raise a far-fetched but not polite smile, "Actually, we are stars and we are making a movie."

On the other side, Lin Weiwei and the other five people had already followed the spirit onto the roof, jumping from the roof of this building to that building.

The spirit moves very fast, but what's the use of being fast?Lin Weiwei and the others had all their mana fully activated, so how could he, a spirit, be able to resist!

At this moment, Jingguai did something. He took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and shouted loudly: "Boss, help!"

Lin Weiwei and the others suddenly froze for a moment. They felt that the boss on the other side of the phone was definitely not a simple person.

At this moment, all of them suddenly changed their movements tacitly, as if they had rehearsed thousands of times, and they were going to catch the target, but they acted like they were trying hard to catch it, but they were powerless.

The ghost continued to run desperately, but his lustful nature made him not forget to say to the person on the other end of the phone at such a dangerous time: "Although they are a group of very powerful practitioners, they are all top-notch, and their bodies are so good People spurting blood! Alright boss, I'll bring them here for you right now!"

After saying that, Jingguai turned back to look at Lin Weiwei and the others, and saw that they were persistently chasing him to the mountains in the suburbs of Beijing.

There are no lights on the outskirts of Beijing, and only the moonlight can provide a faint light between the sky and the earth. However, no one can lose sight of the front because of this. Zhonghua is jumping lightly among the trees. Suddenly she walked up to Lin Weiwei and said to Lin Weiwei: " Wei, it smells bad."

Lin Weiwei immediately raised everyone's vigilance, and then said to Chong Hua: "Don't be brave later, we have so many people, you just need to hide behind."

Hu Zhiyun was unhappy when he heard this: "Daor Lin, you are eccentric, and I am also a cutie who needs to be cared for!"

Lin Weiwei roared: "Then you buy gemstones for Chonghua? Anyway, your Andariel has a lot of money!"

Hu Zhiyun immediately changed his words, "Little Chonghua just came to Earth not long ago, and she doesn't understand the earth's market conditions. Let's not let her do it, and let her study by the side."

While talking, they chased to a mountain in the outskirts of Beijing. In this mountain depression, there were very simple wooden houses built in the middle of the card. At first glance, this house was not a permanent place to live, but at this time this spirit came here.

Lin Weiwei landed after him, and suddenly, waves of sticky and disgusting gazes were cast on everyone.

"Ouch!" Hu Zhiyun vomited directly, "This is the first time I've been seen vomit, these people are too bad habits!"

However, following the line of sight, there were bursts of abnormal cries, the cries were both painful and joyful, and they wanted to struggle out from time to time, but they couldn't resist the temptation to sink into it.

"..." Andariel is indeed the oldest, and he understood what the ghosts in the wooden house were doing in an instant. He looked at the other four people who didn't quite understand, and frowned slightly: "Plug your ears, Don't listen."

Hu Zhiyun blushed suddenly, and then the redness quickly faded, his whole face was livid.

Lin Weiwei also suddenly understood what was going on in the wooden house. She looked at Chong Hua, "Chong Hua, go to the tree over there and plug your ears."

Chonghua was obedient as always, and was about to fly towards the nearby trees, but a disgusting voice with desire/desire came out from the wooden house, saying, "Where are you going to hide? I haven't seen a beauty with such a symbol for a long time, all beauties, you Dressing so sexy today is just to seduce..."

Before the words fell, a burst of black mist suddenly attacked the hut where the voice came from, and the man's voice stopped abruptly, and then turned into a tragic scream, "Ahhhhh!"

At the same time as his voice came out, there was also a woman's voice.

Lin Weiwei said to Andariel, "Can Lord Demon King target you?" while running to the wooden house and knocking open the door, "Damn it!" She instantly felt dirty, even though the man-like spirit was surrounded by black flames, But whenever Lin Weiwei thought of him without clothes, she felt sick and wanted to vomit.

Feeling disgusted, she ran to the woman, pulled the sheet to wrap her around the woman, picked her up, and led her out of the wooden house. In an instant, the wooden house ignited a black flame, wrapping the spirit inside.

"Master Demon King, come and attack, we will save people!" Lin Weiwei took the woman out and placed her next to Andariel, and then entered the wooden house together with other Hu Zhiyun and Lingxiu, while Chong Hua went to the rescued woman and squatted down. Beside her, help Lin Weiwei watch them.

Andariel has ten thousand years of Taoism, how can these spirits be able to resist, she seems to have endless dark power, and her whole body exudes a destructive evil aura, surrendering the dark power to the wooden house one after another.

"Who are you!" With a roar, the wooden roof in the center suddenly broke open, and then an obscene-looking man rushed out of the roof along with the wooden boards, looking at Lin Weiwei and the others angrily.

Lin Weiwei put down the woman in her hand and looked at the man, "Are you Wutong?"

The man narrowed his eyes slightly, "Who the hell are you guys!"

Lin Weiwei pulled Chonghua up from the ground and hugged Chonghua, "Little Chonghua, tell him who we are."

Chonghua raised her chin slightly, her body full of dignity, "We are hired ghost messengers from hell, here to arrest you!"

Wutong's tooth root is important, reason tells him that he should leave here quickly, just like before, to escape the pursuit of the underworld, but he can't control his behavior, because his nature is lust, and now he sees five people with different temperaments. Such beauties appeared in front of him, how could he resist not having something to do with these beauties!

In the end, desire defeated his rationality, his skin seemed to be pulled, and then his whole body seemed to be reorganized, changing back and forth!

Wu Tong will become the target's favorite person according to the target's aesthetics, but at this time, Wu Tong is facing five people and wants to become the person they like, so he keeps twisting, but even if he is very twisted, Lin Weiwei and the others It can also be seen that he has become a peerless beauty, but this beauty seems a little unstable.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" he roared, greedily looking at Lin Weiwei and the others, and rushed towards them.

Andariel's pupils shrank, and the dark magic power quickly condensed in the palm of her hand. The next moment, she kicked her toes, flew towards the five-way, raised her hand and slashed at the five-way, and then kicked in the air, kicking with the dark magic power. Wutong's cheeks, at that moment, Lin Weiwei and the others seemed to hear the sound of skulls breaking.

With just two strokes, Andariel made Wutong fall to the ground and twitched non-stop, restoring his original appearance.

Hu Zhiyun immediately jumped to Andariel's side, looking at Andariel with shining eyes, "Andariel, do you see that she has changed into my appearance?"

Andariel straightened his clothes and nodded slightly.

Hu Zhiyun immediately said: "I also saw that he has changed into your appearance. You are so powerful and decisive. If it were me, I would definitely not be able to beat him so simply. After all, he has changed into your appearance. Although I know it's not you."

Andariel was silent for a while, and said to Hu Zhiyun, "I've wanted to hit you a long time ago."

Hu Zhiyun's admiration froze on his face, then he put away his expression, snorted heavily, and turned to look at the victims expressionlessly.

A smile flashed in Andariel's eyes, and he said silently in his heart: "But I don't want to hit you, so seeing that he looks so much like you, but not you, I did it without hesitation."

Lin Weiwei pretended not to see Andariel's expression, turned to Chonghua and said, "Who did you see?"

Chong Hua said, "It's you."

Lin Weiwei embraced Chong Hua, "I saw you too."

Hu Zhiyun suddenly raised his head, "Isn't he letting people see his ideal type? Lin Daochang, you are finally together?"

Lin Weiwei: "..."

Chonghua: "???"

Lingxiu: "Hu Zhiyun, call the special management department and ask them to send someone to deal with the aftermath."

Hu Zhiyun: "Hey, Master Lingxiu, you are the field worker of the Special Management Department, why don't you fight?"

Lingxiu: "You fight, you are safer."