[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen
Chapter 70 Wish Card 1
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【The jealous major general】
Fang Yan suddenly tensed up, and his gaze became particularly sharp. He glanced back at the door, and found that He Qile had already left, and went to the place where the eldest prince was going to stay.
Fang Yan was so entangled that he wanted to follow He Qile to have a look immediately, but he still had serious things to do, so his face was wrinkled together.
When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he almost died laughing, he was very happy.
Lu Xiaofu simply waved his hand and said, "Your Majesty, how do I see the Major General's face? It's very ugly. Maybe he's sick. Otherwise, you can let the Major General go to rest for a while. I'll leave the patrol work to someone else." Do."
Gu Linzhou nodded with a smile, and said, "Ma'am is right, I didn't think about it. Fang Yan, you should go back to your room and have a good rest. Do you need me to find two imperial doctors to see you?"
"No, no, no." Fang Yan waved his hand quickly, and said: "The humble general has nothing to do, maybe... maybe he is tired. The humble general will leave first."
Fang Yan left in a hurry and quickly disappeared into the yard.
Lu Xiaofu couldn't help laughing out loud, and said: "Fang Yan suffers from lovesickness, and the imperial doctor can't cure it."
"It's just you who have a lot of ideas." Gu Linzhou shook his head helplessly, and said, "But sincerely? I'm afraid He Qile will suffer for a while."
Don't look at Fang Yan who is especially fond of pity and tenderness, he is usually cheerful and has no temper.But Fang Yan was someone who had been on the battlefield when he was young, and he seemed to be a ghost crawling out of the underworld when he was on the battlefield, and he looked completely reckless.
Fang Yan became jealous, and he guessed it should not be underestimated.
Lu Xiaofu still refused to admit it, saying: "I did something on purpose, so I didn't."
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【100% Deliberate White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." The system came to attack again.
Lu Xiaofu did it on purpose. He Qile looked at him with bright eyes just now, and Lu Xiaofu was almost "killed", so he deliberately came here to amuse He Qile.
Over there, He Qile went to prepare the place where the eldest prince would stay, and asked his servants to tidy it up, and it was quickly tidied up.
Although Gu Linzhou asked He Qile to treat the eldest prince well, and later in the evening there will be a banquet to cleanse the dust, but the eldest prince is not a real guest.He Qile knew it well, so he simply arranged the eldest prince next to his room, so that he could also spy on him secretly.
The room was actually quite clean. After tidying it up a bit, the eldest prince had already been brought over and stood at the door.
He Qile smiled, and seemed to be very friendly, and said, "Please, Eldest Prince, I live next door. If the Eldest Prince needs anything, just come to Humble."
The First Prince didn't even glance at him, as if his heart was ashamed, he was brought in, and he sat on the chair directly, looking as if he was in deep thought.
He Qile raised his eyebrows, didn't say much at all, turned and left the room, and closed the door.
At this moment, someone suddenly hugged He Qile from behind and covered his mouth and nose.
He Qile was taken aback. This is the government office. After Gu Linzhou took over the government office, the patrols were very strict. Why did the gangsters suddenly jump out?
He Qile's martial arts are not weak, so he immediately reacted, bent his elbows and slammed into the person behind him who was sneaking up on him.
It's a pity that the martial arts of the person behind him is even better, and he easily defuses his attack.Not allowing He Qile to resist, he directly led him into the next room.
With a soft "bang", He Qile was pressed against the door.
Immediately, the man lowered his head and bit He Qile's lips, kissing frantically.
He Qile was horrified at first, his hands and feet were so cold, he thought he really encountered some kind of master today.It's just that as soon as the man's kiss fell, He Qile breathed a sigh of relief.
Who else could be the one who attacked He Qile, wasn't it Fang Yan who followed quietly?
Fang Yan kissed He Qile's lips, feeling that He Qile no longer struggled, but responded instead, and wrapped his hands around Fang Yan's neck.
Fang Yan's breathing was heavy due to He Qile's coordination, as if he saw a bloody beast.
He Qile was out of breath, and was finally let go, and the coverings on his eyes were also removed, and after a closer look, it was undoubtedly Fang Yan.
He Qile's eyes were still blurred, and he gasped and asked, "Fang Yan, what are you doing?"
"I..." Fang Yan blushed a little, and it was really hard to tell He Qile that he had gone mad just now because of jealousy.
"Gudong-"
The next door didn't know what they were doing, the eldest prince might have knocked something down, the sound was quite loud, and they could hear it clearly.
When He Qile heard this, he immediately frowned and said, "I'll go over and have a look."
Fang Yan took a look, and the sour feeling in his heart that had been suppressed with great difficulty suddenly came up again.
Fang Yan was not willing to let He Qile go, he tightened his hands, and locked him on the door panel again, saying: "Don't go, there are guards outside, if the eldest prince has something, they will naturally go to check."
He Qile found that Fang Yan was really different today, as if he was very clingy.
He Qile smiled and said, "What happened to you today? Why don't you tell me?"
"I, me, me, what can I do?" Fang Yan stammered, and simply lowered his head and kissed He Qile's lips again.
He Qile has always been very cooperative, after all, he has liked Fang Yan for many years.Fang Yan's blood boiled instantly, and he whispered in He Qile's ear: "Lele, anyway, there is still a while before the welcome banquet, how about us..."
"No," He Qile pushed him, and said, "I still have to prepare for the banquet, so don't mess around."
Fang Yan suddenly became unhappy, and said: "It's fine to leave it to others, do you still want to cook for the eldest prince yourself?"
He Qile finally heard the sourness in his tone, and said, "Fang Yan? Are you not jealous? What kind of jealousy are you eating?"
When Fang Yan mentioned the eldest prince, his tone was extremely sour.It's just that He Qile couldn't figure it out for a while, he and the eldest prince didn't know each other, this was the first time they met, and they didn't say a word, the eldest prince ignored him at all, so why was Fang Yan so jealous.
Fang Yan simply smashed the jar and said, "You... you are here to make a kiss? No... aren't you going to marry the First Prince?"
"Oh..." He Qile suddenly realized what was going on, and only then did he understand what was going on. He had completely forgotten about making a kiss. After all, He Qile didn't come to make a kiss from the beginning, and he didn't intend to really marry at all.
He Qile showed a weird smile, and said: "I just remembered after you said that, it turned out to be the eldest prince. Looking at the figure of the eldest prince, he seems to be a little thinner, but his face seems to be pretty good. You said ..."
Before He Qile finished speaking, Fang Yan had already kissed him.Fang Yan grabbed the man with both hands, and went into the room forcefully, and put him on the soft couch.
He Qile didn't refuse this time, but was very happy.
When everyone heard that the prince was going to hold a reception banquet for the eldest prince, they were all dumbfounded. They thought it was just a joke of the prince, but at night, they really set up a reception banquet, which didn't look shabby at all.
The eldest prince has already washed up. Although he is unwilling, there is nothing he can do.
Because He Qile is "very busy", he can only ask the bandit leader to help out. The bandit leader has a bad temper, and the five seniors speak in a vicious manner, threatening that if the eldest prince does not take a bath or change his clothes, he will take his clothes off with his own hands. , give him a bath.
The bandit leader spoke as if he was going to swallow the eldest prince alive, he looked ferocious, it didn't seem like he was joking at all.
In the end, the eldest prince compromised, changed his clothes after taking a bath, and was brought to the reception banquet by the bandit leader.
The eldest prince sat in his seat, silently lowered his head and did not make a sound.
Soon, Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu walked in.
When Lu Xiaofu walked in, the first thing he saw was not the eldest prince, but Fang Yan and He Qile who were sitting on the side.
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【Major General who is full of wine and food】
【Slightly tired beautiful man】
When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he immediately raised his eyebrows. It seemed that Fang Yan was really jealous.
Then Lu Xiaofu glanced at the eldest prince sitting next to him.
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[The eldest prince with a face value of 98 points]
The eldest prince has changed into clean clothes now, and his face is much cleaner, so he looks like a handsome man at first glance.
If Gu Linzhou's appearance is a perfect score, then the eldest prince's appearance is 98 points, which is only a little bit worse than Gu Linzhou.
Gu Linzhou is tall and has a good physique at first glance.And the eldest prince is a thin and tall type, probably because he has been weak since he was a child and has asthma, so he looks sick and slender.
"Daughter-in-law, why are you watching so intently?" Gu Linzhou couldn't know what he was looking at, and said in a sour tone.
Lu Xiaofu looked serious, and said, "I know myself, know my enemy, and win every battle, so first take a closer look at the First Prince."
Gu Linzhou laughed angrily at him, but he never thought that Lu Xiaofu would make so many excuses with his eloquence.
All the people present were all present. In fact, there were not many people at the reception banquet. Although it was grand, it seemed relatively private.
Gu Linzhou stood up first, and said with a smile: "The eldest prince has come from a long way, please, Linzhou respects the eldest prince."
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【The eldest prince with a heart like still water】
The eldest prince just raised his eyelids and glanced at Gu Linzhou, but there was no other reaction at all. He didn't raise the wine glass, and he didn't stand up.
The bandit leader next to him took a look, quit immediately, slapped the table and got up, and scolded: "Our lord is talking to you, are you deaf or stupid, why are you ignoring him?"
The First Prince glanced at the bandit leader, but the expression on his face did not move at all.
Gu Linzhou waved his hands in a good-tempered manner, and said, "Forget it, it's nothing. I'm afraid the eldest prince is too tired from traveling so far, and it's not suitable for drinking. Then invite the eldest prince to taste delicious food."
The eldest prince finally took another look at Gu Linzhou, but his eyes were still cold.
The eldest prince's lips trembled slightly, and he said: "My lord, you don't need to worry too much. Since I am already a prisoner, I can kill or cut you as you please. It is impossible to surrender and rebel."
"Clap clap clap!"
Lu Xiaofu clapped his hands with a smile, and said: "The eldest prince is easy to say, our prince likes you with backbone. It's just..."
Lu Xiaofu still had something to say, so he changed the subject immediately, and said, "It's just, may I ask the eldest prince, are you loyal to your country, your father, or your second brother?"
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【Eldest Prince with low air pressure】
It can be said that Lu Xiaofu hit the eldest prince's vital point with a single blow.
Lu Xiaofu continued: "I heard that your father's health has been very bad recently, and he may not be on the throne for a long time. Although you are the eldest prince, you have not been favored in the past two years, and the concubine's pillow Feng, it seems that the monarch of your country will soon become your second brother, right? The first prince is so loyal to your second brother, I don’t know if the second prince knows it. I don’t know if the second prince knows Afterwards, will you be moved to cry by your brotherhood?"
Lu Xiaofu stabbed every vital point, and stabbed the eldest prince's heart fiercely, and he was immediately riddled with holes.
What the second prince meant was to get rid of the eldest prince and then quickly.And their monarch will soon become the second prince...
The First Prince was momentarily confused, not knowing what he was doing here, why he persisted...
Lu Xiaofu felt that there was a connection, and immediately gave Gu Linzhou a wink.
Gu Linzhou understood, and said with a smile: "Prince, why don't we make a deal?"
The eldest prince didn't speak, but looked up at Gu Linzhou.
Gu Linzhou said: "We cooperate and provide soldiers and horses to help you check and balance the second prince and seize the throne. And the first prince must also give us a certain reward."
"Ah--"
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【The Disdainful First Prince】
The eldest prince sneered, and said, "You guys help me? You guys are so generous!"
Lu Xiaofu said: "Because he has real skills, he speaks loudly. What's so strange about that?"
The eldest prince sneered again, and said: "Don't talk too much, you can't believe it! Even if I want to fight for the throne again, I won't cooperate with you people. You people from the Central Plains have always kept your words low. Go back on your word.”
Gu Linzhou narrowed his eyes, looking a little unhappy.
Lu Xiaofu patted Gu Linzhou's hand, signaling him not to be angry.
Gu Linzhou said coldly: "It seems that the eldest prince still needs to think about it."
He waved his hand and said: "Send the eldest prince back to the room, if you can't figure it out for a day, you can't leave the house for a day."
"Yes!" The bandit leader responded immediately, lifted the eldest prince up from his seat, took him away, and escorted him back to his room.
Gu Linzhou looked a little angry. After all, he was preparing for the banquet, and he didn't throw the eldest prince into the cell. He treated the eldest prince with delicious food, drink and clothes, but the eldest prince still didn't appreciate it. It really made people angry.
The banquet was over soon, and Lu Xiaofu comforted him, "Hey, it's nothing, it's just a matter of reason. Think about it, the eldest prince and we are not from the same country. If you believe us, you will see a ghost. If he Only if you promise to believe us, can there be fraud."
Gu Linzhou sighed, and said: "The war waits for no one, Linzhou just wants a quick victory."
Lu Xiaofu knew what Gu Linzhou meant. Although there are countless grains in the granary, they have a large number of soldiers, and those grains can't last forever.
If they can't attack for a long time, their food will definitely become the biggest problem after a long time.And the imperial court will never distribute a grain of food to them, it will only let them fend for themselves.
Gu Linzhou is well versed in this truth, which is why he is so impatient.
Gu Linzhou said: "Although the eldest prince is not favored, he should still know something about the situation of the enemy army. If the eldest prince can cooperate with us, find out where the enemy army is weak, and launch an attack immediately, maybe we can quickly win the battle and save the enemy's army. They fought like hell."
Lu Xiaofu said: "I know, the most important thing now is to gain the trust of the First Prince."
How to gain trust is a very troublesome thing.
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【The major general who turned pale with fright】
At this moment, Lu Xiaofu saw a label and quickly ran over from a distance, who else could it be if it wasn't Fang Yan.
"My lord! It's not good! It's not good, my lord!"
Fang Yan was in such a hurry that he didn't have time to report and broke into Gu Linzhou's room.
Gu Linzhou frowned and said, "What's going on, I'm in a panic."
Fang Yan was so anxious that he couldn't catch his breath. He beat his chest twice before he managed to speak, and said, "Yes...it's the eldest prince! I'm afraid the eldest prince will die!"
"What?!" Lu Xiaofu was the first to shout out, what do you mean it's going to die?
Gu Linzhou looked serious and said, "What's going on? Lead the way!"
Not long after the eldest prince left the banquet, he was still stubborn and refused to bow his head just now, which angered Gu Linzhou, but when he turned around, why did he suddenly die?
Fang Yan hurriedly led the way, guiding Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou to the place where the eldest prince stayed.
The bandit leader had already brought in the imperial doctor, and there was a crowd of people all over the room. When Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu arrived, they couldn't get in.
"What's going on?" Lu Xiaofu asked He Qile quickly when he saw He Qile was there.
He Qile has always been more reliable and calm, and said: "According to the imperial doctor, it seems that the eldest prince is suffering from a cough."
"Wheezing and coughing?" Gu Linzhou frowned.
Lu Xiaofu suddenly realized, and said, "Is the eldest prince suffering from asthma?"
The eldest prince is weak and sickly and has asthma.
Asthma is a disease that cannot be cured in modern times. It seriously needs hormone treatment. When you are sick, you have difficulty breathing and coughing, and you may die due to suffocation.
In ancient times, asthma was a terminal disease, and it was a disease that could not be cured. It was a terrible thing to say.
The allergens of the eldest prince's asthma were ominous. In ancient times, it was not easy to check the allergens. I don't know what happened. After returning to the room, he suddenly coughed and wheezed. It was okay at first, but then it became very severe.
The bandit leader was guarding outside, and when he heard the sound of something falling inside, he thought it was the eldest prince playing a temper tantrum, but he ignored it at first, but after hearing it again, he realized something was wrong, so he rushed in.
When the bandit leader rushed in, the Eldest Prince almost fell into a coma, and fell to the ground, his face flushed from suffocation, but he looked extremely haggard, with a look of pain all over his face.
The bandit leader hurriedly yelled, calling out Fang Yan and He Qile who were next door, and then everyone split up to inform the prince to find the imperial doctor again, busy with all fours.
The imperial doctor rushed over and quickly prescribed acupuncture medicine for the eldest prince, and now he finally dragged the eldest prince back from the gate of hell.
only……
The imperial doctor wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and went outside to report to Gu Linzhou.
The imperial doctor said: "My lord, the eldest prince's asthma is very serious. I'm afraid it's caused by depression and grief. This time, he was discovered in time, so he was rescued. If he was not discovered in time , I'm afraid..."
People who have asthma will suffer from shortness of breath, coughing and wheezing due to allergens.Allergens must be avoided, and strenuous exercise is not allowed, let alone great joy, sorrow, laughter and crying.These are the triggers that can easily cause cough and asthma.
It is estimated that at the banquet just now, the eldest prince looked calm, but in fact he was depressed, so when he came back and relaxed, it caused the old disease of asthma.
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【The White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu Who Cares About It】
Lu Xiaofu looked at the Eldest Prince lying sickly and semi-conscious on the bed, and suddenly had an idea.
Lu Xiaofu showed a big smile, tugged at Gu Linzhou's hand, and said, "I suddenly have a good idea."
"what?"
It was endless, Gu Linzhou was a little confused, and didn't know what Lu Xiaofu was talking about.
It had been dark for a long time, and it was now ten minutes in the middle of the night.
The eldest prince was in a daze, knowing that he had an asthma attack, and he didn't know how many times he had it since he was a child. He was already familiar with the feeling of wandering through the gates of hell.
He just didn't know when he would really enter the gate of hell and never come out again.
The eldest prince gasped for breath, wanted to sit up, got off the couch and poured a glass of water to moisten his throat.
At this moment, a faint voice suddenly said softly, "Are you awake?"
"Ho-"
The eldest prince supported his chest, and took a sharp breath.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited," the man said, "So I scared you, so don't get excited, and watch out for another asthma attack."
"call--"
A gust of palm wind passed, and the candle lamp on the table suddenly lit up.
It looked like the room was quiet, but it wasn't just the First Prince alone, there were two more in vain.
One of them was Lu Xiaofu who was talking just now, and Lu Xiaofu was still accompanied by the prince Gu Linzhou.
The eldest prince didn't expect someone to be in his room, so he said coldly, "Why are you two here?"
Lu Xiaofu smiled and said, "We're keeping watch for you. You know your old problem. It's fatal when you catch your breath, right? We're worried about you."
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【The Disdainful First Prince】
Lu Xiaofu was not very angry when he saw the label on the top of his head. Instead, he was still smiling, like a weasel greeting a chicken for the New Year.
Lu Xiaofu said: "By the way, what do you think about the proposal, Eldest Prince? Do you want to cooperate with our lord?"
The eldest prince had no expression on his face, and looked at Lu Xiaofu with disdain, and said, "You don't have to lie to me, I won't believe you."
Lu Xiaofu said: "We are sincere! How can you bite Lu Dongbin like a dog and not know a good heart?"
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【Confused Prince】
Gu Linzhou couldn't help it at this moment, and asked in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, who is Lu Dongbin? Why did the dog bite him?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
I almost forgot that this is a fictional ancient world, Gu Linzhou doesn't even know who Lu Dongbin is, isn't that just for nothing?
Sure enough, the Eldest Prince looked at Lu Xiaofu even more strangely, as if Lu Xiaofu was a lunatic.
Lu Xiaofu had no choice but to cough and said, "Well, let's show our sincerity to cooperate with you, do you think it's okay?"
"Hehe——" the eldest prince sneered, and said, "You two don't need to entangle, and you don't need to coax me any more. Please leave here, both of you."
Lu Xiaofu folded his arms and said, "If you don't leave, you haven't heard what our sincerity is."
The eldest prince said decisively: "I don't want to hear it."
Lu Xiaofu interjected, "We can cure your asthma, does that count as sincerity?"
"What?" The eldest prince asked subconsciously.
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【Don't trust your eldest prince】
Asthma was a terminal disease in ancient times, and no one could cure it. Although the eldest prince was not favored in his country, he was still a prince after all. If he wanted to recruit famous doctors to treat him, it would not be difficult.However, for so many years, after searching all the famous doctors in his own country and other countries, no one could cure the eldest prince well.
The eldest prince felt that Lu Xiaofu was lying, and he didn't trust him even more.
Lu Xiaofu stood up, waved his hands, and said, "Come on, Gu Linzhou, help me quickly."
"What are you doing?" Gu Linzhou asked.
In fact, Gu Linzhou followed Lu Xiaofu to the eldest prince's room, and had no idea what kind of medicine was sold in Lu Xiaofu's gourd.But he believed in Lu Xiaofu, so he came over directly without asking any further questions.
Lu Xiaofu pointed at the eldest prince and said, "Go and help me hug him."
"Hug?" Gu Linzhou was even more surprised.
Lu Xiaofu explained: "It's the kind that restrains him and doesn't let him move around."
"So that's what happened." Gu Linzhou heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that Lu Xiaofu was going to do something.
Gu Linzhou raised his lips and smiled, "This is not easy."
"you……"
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【The big prince who can't move】
The eldest prince looked at them warily, without saying a word, Gu Linzhou shot like lightning, and immediately touched the eldest prince's acupoints.
The eldest prince stood by the bed, staring at Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou, and said in a low voice, "What are you guys going to do?"
Lu Xiaofu was gearing up, he smiled, he didn't look like a good person no matter what, and said, "Don't worry, we just want to express our sincerity for cooperation."
To be honest, Gu Linzhou is also very curious about what Lu Xiaofu is going to do.
In the next moment, Lu Xiaofu walked up to the eldest prince, and then stretched out his hand to push him.
"Gudong-"
Because the acupuncture points were tapped, the eldest prince was unable to move, he was gently pushed by Lu Xiaofu, his center of gravity was unstable, and he lay on his back directly on the couch.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiaofu also sat down, on the soft couch, next to the First Prince.
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【The prince with a delicate mood】
Gu Linzhou was originally watching a good show, but he was suddenly in a delicate mood.
He took a deep breath, and felt that he couldn't be so petty, and couldn't always be so jealous. Lu Xiaofu might hate him like that, so...
So Gu Linzhou endured and endured, but it didn't take long before he couldn't bear it anymore.
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【Prince who was so jealous that he went berserk】
Gu Linzhou rushed up, grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand, and said, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing, why are you..."
This time Gu Linzhou couldn't take it anymore, felt his head was a little green, and grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand to stop him from moving.
Lu Xiaofu looked at Gu Linzhou in confusion, and said, "Me? I was scratching his itch. But after scratching for a long time, why didn't the First Prince smile? Doesn't he have a tickle?"
"itch……"
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【The bewildered prince】
Gu Linzhou was dumbfounded, so Lu Xiaofu's ambiguous behavior just now was just tickling?
Gu Linzhou had a headache and said, "What are you doing tickling him?"
Lu Xiaofu was mysterious, and deliberately kept it secret, saying: "You will find out in a while."
Gu Linzhou sighed, stretched out his hand helplessly, and tapped the eldest prince's body again, and immediately poked the eldest prince's laughing acupoint.
Gu Linzhou said: "This may be more convenient."
Lu Xiaofu nodded in admiration, and said, "You are still the best. I scratched him for a long time, but he didn't laugh. Look at how uncomfortable he is now."
The eldest prince originally had a poker face, but he didn't show any expression when he saw anyone.But now that the Laughter Point was tapped, his whole body began to lose control. He wanted to laugh, but he gritted his teeth and refused to laugh, and his face turned red in an instant.
Gu Linzhou glanced at it, feeling a little worried, and said in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, if he is like this, he is prone to asthma attacks, do you want me to call the imperial doctor?"
Lu Xiaofu waved his hand and said, "No, I just want him to have an asthma attack."
Gu Linzhou didn't understand what Lu Xiaofu was going to do, and it seemed too dangerous to do so.But Gu Linzhou knew that Lu Xiaofu had never missed a shot, so he should trust him.
"Cough cough... ho ho ho—"
Soon, a strange sound came out of the First Prince's throat. The coughing and wheezing sounds of asthma were different from the usual cold and cold, with a heavy phlegm sound, as if his throat had been blocked by a mouthful of phlegm. I can't breathe for a moment.
The eldest prince's face turned even redder, his whole body was shrouded in suffocation, and he looked extremely uncomfortable.
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【Eldest prince with asthma attack】
Lu Xiaofu took a look and said, "This is the time, just right."
【Di-】
[System prompt: Any wish card takes effect! 】
Lu Xiaofu got a wish card in a side mission before, and he planned to use this wish card to counterattack Gu Linzhou.But it seems to have a more important role now.
And Lu Xiaofu thought again, using props to counterattack, wouldn't it sound too unmanly?It's better to be upright among men.
Thinking about it this way, Lu Xiaofu decided to use this arbitrary wish card for other purposes.
Just when the eldest prince had an asthma attack and was feeling extremely uncomfortable and unable to breathe, Lu Xiaofu opened the system control panel and used the wish card on the eldest prince.
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【The Great Prince Who Has Healed From Asthma】
The eldest prince was blushing and thick necked from being suppressed one moment, but suddenly felt breathing easier the next moment.The feeling of being on the verge of death suddenly disappeared, as if it was his hallucination.
For a moment of confusion, the eldest prince met Lu Xiaofu's smiling eyes.
Lu Xiaofu said: "I agreed to help you treat your asthma, how about it? How do you feel now?"
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【The Unbelievable First Prince】
The eldest prince looked Lu Xiaofu up and down, with a shocked expression on his face, he couldn't keep his poker face, and said, "You... who are you?"
Asthma is a terminal illness. Even a three-year-old child knows this. How can someone be cured of asthma in an instant.
However, the eldest prince's own body, he knew well, he had not fallen ill once or twice, each time he was in excruciating pain, almost collapsed after being tortured, and only then did he get better.But this time, the asthma attack was only for a moment, and then healed up in an instant, it was like a miracle.
Lu Xiaofu suddenly became proud, patted his chest, and said, "Who do you think I am? I am a god, a real dragon and fairy who came down from the sky."
"Cough-cough-"
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【The Prince of Laughter】
When Gu Linzhou heard the words of Zhenlong Xianjun, he really couldn't hold back, so he burst out laughing, and hurriedly coughed to cover it up.
Lu Xiaofu gave Gu Linzhou a sideways look, and continued to brag, "I'm here to help you. Look, isn't this curing your asthma? Next, I'll help you eliminate the second prince and ascend the throne for you, how about it?" "
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【Eldest Prince in Meditation】
The First Prince was obviously not as resistant as before, but he still had some mistrust of Lu Xiaofu.
Lu Xiaofu added: "Anyway, your asthma is cured. If you don't believe it, you can try it yourself."
It is actually a very simple way to verify whether asthma is cured.Although no allergens can be found for a while, there are still many incentives that can quickly trigger asthma.
Lu Xiaofu had been prepared for a long time, went out for a while, and saw the bandit leader brought people in, and brought a lot of delicacies in front of the eldest prince.
Lu Xiaofu said with a smile: "You didn't eat the reception banquet, are you hungry now?"
The eldest prince took a look, there were many big fish and meat on the table, it was a dazzling array.
Lu Xiaofu introduced: "Look, this is mutton. This is a super spicy dish. This is a super sweet dish. If you feast on it, you will know whether your asthma is cured or not."
In addition to not being able to cry and laugh with great joy and sorrow, people with asthma must also pay great attention to their diet.For example, spicy and sweet foods are inedible, as they can easily cause phlegm and cough, and in severe cases, it will lead to shortness of breath and asthma attacks.
Lu Xiaofu said: "Come on, don't you want to verify it? Then try it."
The eldest prince hadn't even eaten a bite at the reception banquet before, and he was indeed hungry now, but he still had doubts, so he didn't dare to move his chopsticks.
Lu Xiaofu said: "Why are you hesitating? Are you afraid that we will poison the vegetables? Didn't you just want to die just now? If we poison the vegetables, wouldn't it be just what you want?"
"That's right." The eldest prince finally spoke, without any further hesitation, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat the delicacies on the table.
Although he was extremely hungry, he was extremely well-bred, and he ate in a leisurely manner, especially like everyone else.
He used to have asthma, so his diet was mainly light. He would not touch mutton, spicy dishes, and sweet dishes. Now he ate a lot in one breath, and he felt an indescribable satisfaction. feeling.
When the first prince was full, he really couldn't eat more, so Lu Xiaofu spoke again, and said, "Do you feel uncomfortable in your throat? Or can't you breathe?"
The eldest prince was taken aback by what he said. He almost forgot about his asthma just by experiencing the satisfaction.In the past, eating too much of his meals would cause asthma, but now he eats so much and eats so many forbidden foods, but he doesn't feel any discomfort at all.
The eldest prince was very confused for a moment, and wanted to raise his hand to pick up the teacup next to him and take a sip.
【Di-】
[System prompt: Shot like electric buff takes effect! 】
The First Prince reached out to grab the teacup, and saw that the teacup was right next to him, but when he raised his hand, he caught nothing.
【Di-】
【Shocked First Prince】
The eldest prince looked down at his empty palm, his eyes were full of surprise.
Lu Xiaofu smiled triumphantly, and said, "The eldest prince's tea is cold, I think we should drink some hot water."
The eldest prince looked up, and saw that the teacup he was going to take just now had already arrived in Lu Xiaofu's hands for some reason.
Lu Xiaofu poured some hot water into it, then brought it back and placed it in front of the First Prince.
The eldest prince stared down at the cup of tea, did not move for a long time, then suddenly raised his head, frowned to look at Lu Xiaofu, and said, "You... are you really a fairy?"
【Di-】
【The eldest prince who was successfully fooled by you】
Lu Xiaofu took a look, and thought that he really had a face of immortality.
【Di-】
【The prince trying to hold back his laughter】
He was proud of himself when he saw Gu Linzhou next to him with a half-smile on his face, and it seemed that he was almost enduring an internal injury.
It was the bandit leader who immediately said: "You just know now? Our princess is a fairy! There is nothing that our princess can't do! You are a sick child, it is a blessing from Sanshengxiu that you can get help from our princess! The attitude is so arrogant!"
The eldest prince couldn't help but look at Lu Xiaofu a few more times, hesitated for a moment, and said, "You really...can you wish me the throne?"
The eldest prince looked ill and had no desires or desires, as if he didn't care about anything, let alone the high throne.But in the final analysis, how could the eldest prince be reconciled.suddenly
【The jealous major general】
Fang Yan suddenly tensed up, and his gaze became particularly sharp. He glanced back at the door, and found that He Qile had already left, and went to the place where the eldest prince was going to stay.
Fang Yan was so entangled that he wanted to follow He Qile to have a look immediately, but he still had serious things to do, so his face was wrinkled together.
When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he almost died laughing, he was very happy.
Lu Xiaofu simply waved his hand and said, "Your Majesty, how do I see the Major General's face? It's very ugly. Maybe he's sick. Otherwise, you can let the Major General go to rest for a while. I'll leave the patrol work to someone else." Do."
Gu Linzhou nodded with a smile, and said, "Ma'am is right, I didn't think about it. Fang Yan, you should go back to your room and have a good rest. Do you need me to find two imperial doctors to see you?"
"No, no, no." Fang Yan waved his hand quickly, and said: "The humble general has nothing to do, maybe... maybe he is tired. The humble general will leave first."
Fang Yan left in a hurry and quickly disappeared into the yard.
Lu Xiaofu couldn't help laughing out loud, and said: "Fang Yan suffers from lovesickness, and the imperial doctor can't cure it."
"It's just you who have a lot of ideas." Gu Linzhou shook his head helplessly, and said, "But sincerely? I'm afraid He Qile will suffer for a while."
Don't look at Fang Yan who is especially fond of pity and tenderness, he is usually cheerful and has no temper.But Fang Yan was someone who had been on the battlefield when he was young, and he seemed to be a ghost crawling out of the underworld when he was on the battlefield, and he looked completely reckless.
Fang Yan became jealous, and he guessed it should not be underestimated.
Lu Xiaofu still refused to admit it, saying: "I did something on purpose, so I didn't."
【Di-】
【100% Deliberate White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu】
Lu Xiaofu: "..." The system came to attack again.
Lu Xiaofu did it on purpose. He Qile looked at him with bright eyes just now, and Lu Xiaofu was almost "killed", so he deliberately came here to amuse He Qile.
Over there, He Qile went to prepare the place where the eldest prince would stay, and asked his servants to tidy it up, and it was quickly tidied up.
Although Gu Linzhou asked He Qile to treat the eldest prince well, and later in the evening there will be a banquet to cleanse the dust, but the eldest prince is not a real guest.He Qile knew it well, so he simply arranged the eldest prince next to his room, so that he could also spy on him secretly.
The room was actually quite clean. After tidying it up a bit, the eldest prince had already been brought over and stood at the door.
He Qile smiled, and seemed to be very friendly, and said, "Please, Eldest Prince, I live next door. If the Eldest Prince needs anything, just come to Humble."
The First Prince didn't even glance at him, as if his heart was ashamed, he was brought in, and he sat on the chair directly, looking as if he was in deep thought.
He Qile raised his eyebrows, didn't say much at all, turned and left the room, and closed the door.
At this moment, someone suddenly hugged He Qile from behind and covered his mouth and nose.
He Qile was taken aback. This is the government office. After Gu Linzhou took over the government office, the patrols were very strict. Why did the gangsters suddenly jump out?
He Qile's martial arts are not weak, so he immediately reacted, bent his elbows and slammed into the person behind him who was sneaking up on him.
It's a pity that the martial arts of the person behind him is even better, and he easily defuses his attack.Not allowing He Qile to resist, he directly led him into the next room.
With a soft "bang", He Qile was pressed against the door.
Immediately, the man lowered his head and bit He Qile's lips, kissing frantically.
He Qile was horrified at first, his hands and feet were so cold, he thought he really encountered some kind of master today.It's just that as soon as the man's kiss fell, He Qile breathed a sigh of relief.
Who else could be the one who attacked He Qile, wasn't it Fang Yan who followed quietly?
Fang Yan kissed He Qile's lips, feeling that He Qile no longer struggled, but responded instead, and wrapped his hands around Fang Yan's neck.
Fang Yan's breathing was heavy due to He Qile's coordination, as if he saw a bloody beast.
He Qile was out of breath, and was finally let go, and the coverings on his eyes were also removed, and after a closer look, it was undoubtedly Fang Yan.
He Qile's eyes were still blurred, and he gasped and asked, "Fang Yan, what are you doing?"
"I..." Fang Yan blushed a little, and it was really hard to tell He Qile that he had gone mad just now because of jealousy.
"Gudong-"
The next door didn't know what they were doing, the eldest prince might have knocked something down, the sound was quite loud, and they could hear it clearly.
When He Qile heard this, he immediately frowned and said, "I'll go over and have a look."
Fang Yan took a look, and the sour feeling in his heart that had been suppressed with great difficulty suddenly came up again.
Fang Yan was not willing to let He Qile go, he tightened his hands, and locked him on the door panel again, saying: "Don't go, there are guards outside, if the eldest prince has something, they will naturally go to check."
He Qile found that Fang Yan was really different today, as if he was very clingy.
He Qile smiled and said, "What happened to you today? Why don't you tell me?"
"I, me, me, what can I do?" Fang Yan stammered, and simply lowered his head and kissed He Qile's lips again.
He Qile has always been very cooperative, after all, he has liked Fang Yan for many years.Fang Yan's blood boiled instantly, and he whispered in He Qile's ear: "Lele, anyway, there is still a while before the welcome banquet, how about us..."
"No," He Qile pushed him, and said, "I still have to prepare for the banquet, so don't mess around."
Fang Yan suddenly became unhappy, and said: "It's fine to leave it to others, do you still want to cook for the eldest prince yourself?"
He Qile finally heard the sourness in his tone, and said, "Fang Yan? Are you not jealous? What kind of jealousy are you eating?"
When Fang Yan mentioned the eldest prince, his tone was extremely sour.It's just that He Qile couldn't figure it out for a while, he and the eldest prince didn't know each other, this was the first time they met, and they didn't say a word, the eldest prince ignored him at all, so why was Fang Yan so jealous.
Fang Yan simply smashed the jar and said, "You... you are here to make a kiss? No... aren't you going to marry the First Prince?"
"Oh..." He Qile suddenly realized what was going on, and only then did he understand what was going on. He had completely forgotten about making a kiss. After all, He Qile didn't come to make a kiss from the beginning, and he didn't intend to really marry at all.
He Qile showed a weird smile, and said: "I just remembered after you said that, it turned out to be the eldest prince. Looking at the figure of the eldest prince, he seems to be a little thinner, but his face seems to be pretty good. You said ..."
Before He Qile finished speaking, Fang Yan had already kissed him.Fang Yan grabbed the man with both hands, and went into the room forcefully, and put him on the soft couch.
He Qile didn't refuse this time, but was very happy.
When everyone heard that the prince was going to hold a reception banquet for the eldest prince, they were all dumbfounded. They thought it was just a joke of the prince, but at night, they really set up a reception banquet, which didn't look shabby at all.
The eldest prince has already washed up. Although he is unwilling, there is nothing he can do.
Because He Qile is "very busy", he can only ask the bandit leader to help out. The bandit leader has a bad temper, and the five seniors speak in a vicious manner, threatening that if the eldest prince does not take a bath or change his clothes, he will take his clothes off with his own hands. , give him a bath.
The bandit leader spoke as if he was going to swallow the eldest prince alive, he looked ferocious, it didn't seem like he was joking at all.
In the end, the eldest prince compromised, changed his clothes after taking a bath, and was brought to the reception banquet by the bandit leader.
The eldest prince sat in his seat, silently lowered his head and did not make a sound.
Soon, Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu walked in.
When Lu Xiaofu walked in, the first thing he saw was not the eldest prince, but Fang Yan and He Qile who were sitting on the side.
【Di-】
【Major General who is full of wine and food】
【Slightly tired beautiful man】
When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he immediately raised his eyebrows. It seemed that Fang Yan was really jealous.
Then Lu Xiaofu glanced at the eldest prince sitting next to him.
【Di-】
[The eldest prince with a face value of 98 points]
The eldest prince has changed into clean clothes now, and his face is much cleaner, so he looks like a handsome man at first glance.
If Gu Linzhou's appearance is a perfect score, then the eldest prince's appearance is 98 points, which is only a little bit worse than Gu Linzhou.
Gu Linzhou is tall and has a good physique at first glance.And the eldest prince is a thin and tall type, probably because he has been weak since he was a child and has asthma, so he looks sick and slender.
"Daughter-in-law, why are you watching so intently?" Gu Linzhou couldn't know what he was looking at, and said in a sour tone.
Lu Xiaofu looked serious, and said, "I know myself, know my enemy, and win every battle, so first take a closer look at the First Prince."
Gu Linzhou laughed angrily at him, but he never thought that Lu Xiaofu would make so many excuses with his eloquence.
All the people present were all present. In fact, there were not many people at the reception banquet. Although it was grand, it seemed relatively private.
Gu Linzhou stood up first, and said with a smile: "The eldest prince has come from a long way, please, Linzhou respects the eldest prince."
【Di-】
【The eldest prince with a heart like still water】
The eldest prince just raised his eyelids and glanced at Gu Linzhou, but there was no other reaction at all. He didn't raise the wine glass, and he didn't stand up.
The bandit leader next to him took a look, quit immediately, slapped the table and got up, and scolded: "Our lord is talking to you, are you deaf or stupid, why are you ignoring him?"
The First Prince glanced at the bandit leader, but the expression on his face did not move at all.
Gu Linzhou waved his hands in a good-tempered manner, and said, "Forget it, it's nothing. I'm afraid the eldest prince is too tired from traveling so far, and it's not suitable for drinking. Then invite the eldest prince to taste delicious food."
The eldest prince finally took another look at Gu Linzhou, but his eyes were still cold.
The eldest prince's lips trembled slightly, and he said: "My lord, you don't need to worry too much. Since I am already a prisoner, I can kill or cut you as you please. It is impossible to surrender and rebel."
"Clap clap clap!"
Lu Xiaofu clapped his hands with a smile, and said: "The eldest prince is easy to say, our prince likes you with backbone. It's just..."
Lu Xiaofu still had something to say, so he changed the subject immediately, and said, "It's just, may I ask the eldest prince, are you loyal to your country, your father, or your second brother?"
【Di-】
【Eldest Prince with low air pressure】
It can be said that Lu Xiaofu hit the eldest prince's vital point with a single blow.
Lu Xiaofu continued: "I heard that your father's health has been very bad recently, and he may not be on the throne for a long time. Although you are the eldest prince, you have not been favored in the past two years, and the concubine's pillow Feng, it seems that the monarch of your country will soon become your second brother, right? The first prince is so loyal to your second brother, I don’t know if the second prince knows it. I don’t know if the second prince knows Afterwards, will you be moved to cry by your brotherhood?"
Lu Xiaofu stabbed every vital point, and stabbed the eldest prince's heart fiercely, and he was immediately riddled with holes.
What the second prince meant was to get rid of the eldest prince and then quickly.And their monarch will soon become the second prince...
The First Prince was momentarily confused, not knowing what he was doing here, why he persisted...
Lu Xiaofu felt that there was a connection, and immediately gave Gu Linzhou a wink.
Gu Linzhou understood, and said with a smile: "Prince, why don't we make a deal?"
The eldest prince didn't speak, but looked up at Gu Linzhou.
Gu Linzhou said: "We cooperate and provide soldiers and horses to help you check and balance the second prince and seize the throne. And the first prince must also give us a certain reward."
"Ah--"
【Di-】
【The Disdainful First Prince】
The eldest prince sneered, and said, "You guys help me? You guys are so generous!"
Lu Xiaofu said: "Because he has real skills, he speaks loudly. What's so strange about that?"
The eldest prince sneered again, and said: "Don't talk too much, you can't believe it! Even if I want to fight for the throne again, I won't cooperate with you people. You people from the Central Plains have always kept your words low. Go back on your word.”
Gu Linzhou narrowed his eyes, looking a little unhappy.
Lu Xiaofu patted Gu Linzhou's hand, signaling him not to be angry.
Gu Linzhou said coldly: "It seems that the eldest prince still needs to think about it."
He waved his hand and said: "Send the eldest prince back to the room, if you can't figure it out for a day, you can't leave the house for a day."
"Yes!" The bandit leader responded immediately, lifted the eldest prince up from his seat, took him away, and escorted him back to his room.
Gu Linzhou looked a little angry. After all, he was preparing for the banquet, and he didn't throw the eldest prince into the cell. He treated the eldest prince with delicious food, drink and clothes, but the eldest prince still didn't appreciate it. It really made people angry.
The banquet was over soon, and Lu Xiaofu comforted him, "Hey, it's nothing, it's just a matter of reason. Think about it, the eldest prince and we are not from the same country. If you believe us, you will see a ghost. If he Only if you promise to believe us, can there be fraud."
Gu Linzhou sighed, and said: "The war waits for no one, Linzhou just wants a quick victory."
Lu Xiaofu knew what Gu Linzhou meant. Although there are countless grains in the granary, they have a large number of soldiers, and those grains can't last forever.
If they can't attack for a long time, their food will definitely become the biggest problem after a long time.And the imperial court will never distribute a grain of food to them, it will only let them fend for themselves.
Gu Linzhou is well versed in this truth, which is why he is so impatient.
Gu Linzhou said: "Although the eldest prince is not favored, he should still know something about the situation of the enemy army. If the eldest prince can cooperate with us, find out where the enemy army is weak, and launch an attack immediately, maybe we can quickly win the battle and save the enemy's army. They fought like hell."
Lu Xiaofu said: "I know, the most important thing now is to gain the trust of the First Prince."
How to gain trust is a very troublesome thing.
【Di-】
【The major general who turned pale with fright】
At this moment, Lu Xiaofu saw a label and quickly ran over from a distance, who else could it be if it wasn't Fang Yan.
"My lord! It's not good! It's not good, my lord!"
Fang Yan was in such a hurry that he didn't have time to report and broke into Gu Linzhou's room.
Gu Linzhou frowned and said, "What's going on, I'm in a panic."
Fang Yan was so anxious that he couldn't catch his breath. He beat his chest twice before he managed to speak, and said, "Yes...it's the eldest prince! I'm afraid the eldest prince will die!"
"What?!" Lu Xiaofu was the first to shout out, what do you mean it's going to die?
Gu Linzhou looked serious and said, "What's going on? Lead the way!"
Not long after the eldest prince left the banquet, he was still stubborn and refused to bow his head just now, which angered Gu Linzhou, but when he turned around, why did he suddenly die?
Fang Yan hurriedly led the way, guiding Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou to the place where the eldest prince stayed.
The bandit leader had already brought in the imperial doctor, and there was a crowd of people all over the room. When Gu Linzhou and Lu Xiaofu arrived, they couldn't get in.
"What's going on?" Lu Xiaofu asked He Qile quickly when he saw He Qile was there.
He Qile has always been more reliable and calm, and said: "According to the imperial doctor, it seems that the eldest prince is suffering from a cough."
"Wheezing and coughing?" Gu Linzhou frowned.
Lu Xiaofu suddenly realized, and said, "Is the eldest prince suffering from asthma?"
The eldest prince is weak and sickly and has asthma.
Asthma is a disease that cannot be cured in modern times. It seriously needs hormone treatment. When you are sick, you have difficulty breathing and coughing, and you may die due to suffocation.
In ancient times, asthma was a terminal disease, and it was a disease that could not be cured. It was a terrible thing to say.
The allergens of the eldest prince's asthma were ominous. In ancient times, it was not easy to check the allergens. I don't know what happened. After returning to the room, he suddenly coughed and wheezed. It was okay at first, but then it became very severe.
The bandit leader was guarding outside, and when he heard the sound of something falling inside, he thought it was the eldest prince playing a temper tantrum, but he ignored it at first, but after hearing it again, he realized something was wrong, so he rushed in.
When the bandit leader rushed in, the Eldest Prince almost fell into a coma, and fell to the ground, his face flushed from suffocation, but he looked extremely haggard, with a look of pain all over his face.
The bandit leader hurriedly yelled, calling out Fang Yan and He Qile who were next door, and then everyone split up to inform the prince to find the imperial doctor again, busy with all fours.
The imperial doctor rushed over and quickly prescribed acupuncture medicine for the eldest prince, and now he finally dragged the eldest prince back from the gate of hell.
only……
The imperial doctor wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and went outside to report to Gu Linzhou.
The imperial doctor said: "My lord, the eldest prince's asthma is very serious. I'm afraid it's caused by depression and grief. This time, he was discovered in time, so he was rescued. If he was not discovered in time , I'm afraid..."
People who have asthma will suffer from shortness of breath, coughing and wheezing due to allergens.Allergens must be avoided, and strenuous exercise is not allowed, let alone great joy, sorrow, laughter and crying.These are the triggers that can easily cause cough and asthma.
It is estimated that at the banquet just now, the eldest prince looked calm, but in fact he was depressed, so when he came back and relaxed, it caused the old disease of asthma.
【Di-】
【The White Rabbit Lu Xiaofu Who Cares About It】
Lu Xiaofu looked at the Eldest Prince lying sickly and semi-conscious on the bed, and suddenly had an idea.
Lu Xiaofu showed a big smile, tugged at Gu Linzhou's hand, and said, "I suddenly have a good idea."
"what?"
It was endless, Gu Linzhou was a little confused, and didn't know what Lu Xiaofu was talking about.
It had been dark for a long time, and it was now ten minutes in the middle of the night.
The eldest prince was in a daze, knowing that he had an asthma attack, and he didn't know how many times he had it since he was a child. He was already familiar with the feeling of wandering through the gates of hell.
He just didn't know when he would really enter the gate of hell and never come out again.
The eldest prince gasped for breath, wanted to sit up, got off the couch and poured a glass of water to moisten his throat.
At this moment, a faint voice suddenly said softly, "Are you awake?"
"Ho-"
The eldest prince supported his chest, and took a sharp breath.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited," the man said, "So I scared you, so don't get excited, and watch out for another asthma attack."
"call--"
A gust of palm wind passed, and the candle lamp on the table suddenly lit up.
It looked like the room was quiet, but it wasn't just the First Prince alone, there were two more in vain.
One of them was Lu Xiaofu who was talking just now, and Lu Xiaofu was still accompanied by the prince Gu Linzhou.
The eldest prince didn't expect someone to be in his room, so he said coldly, "Why are you two here?"
Lu Xiaofu smiled and said, "We're keeping watch for you. You know your old problem. It's fatal when you catch your breath, right? We're worried about you."
【Di-】
【The Disdainful First Prince】
Lu Xiaofu was not very angry when he saw the label on the top of his head. Instead, he was still smiling, like a weasel greeting a chicken for the New Year.
Lu Xiaofu said: "By the way, what do you think about the proposal, Eldest Prince? Do you want to cooperate with our lord?"
The eldest prince had no expression on his face, and looked at Lu Xiaofu with disdain, and said, "You don't have to lie to me, I won't believe you."
Lu Xiaofu said: "We are sincere! How can you bite Lu Dongbin like a dog and not know a good heart?"
【Di-】
【Confused Prince】
Gu Linzhou couldn't help it at this moment, and asked in a low voice, "Daughter-in-law, who is Lu Dongbin? Why did the dog bite him?"
Lu Xiaofu: "..."
I almost forgot that this is a fictional ancient world, Gu Linzhou doesn't even know who Lu Dongbin is, isn't that just for nothing?
Sure enough, the Eldest Prince looked at Lu Xiaofu even more strangely, as if Lu Xiaofu was a lunatic.
Lu Xiaofu had no choice but to cough and said, "Well, let's show our sincerity to cooperate with you, do you think it's okay?"
"Hehe——" the eldest prince sneered, and said, "You two don't need to entangle, and you don't need to coax me any more. Please leave here, both of you."
Lu Xiaofu folded his arms and said, "If you don't leave, you haven't heard what our sincerity is."
The eldest prince said decisively: "I don't want to hear it."
Lu Xiaofu interjected, "We can cure your asthma, does that count as sincerity?"
"What?" The eldest prince asked subconsciously.
【Di-】
【Don't trust your eldest prince】
Asthma was a terminal disease in ancient times, and no one could cure it. Although the eldest prince was not favored in his country, he was still a prince after all. If he wanted to recruit famous doctors to treat him, it would not be difficult.However, for so many years, after searching all the famous doctors in his own country and other countries, no one could cure the eldest prince well.
The eldest prince felt that Lu Xiaofu was lying, and he didn't trust him even more.
Lu Xiaofu stood up, waved his hands, and said, "Come on, Gu Linzhou, help me quickly."
"What are you doing?" Gu Linzhou asked.
In fact, Gu Linzhou followed Lu Xiaofu to the eldest prince's room, and had no idea what kind of medicine was sold in Lu Xiaofu's gourd.But he believed in Lu Xiaofu, so he came over directly without asking any further questions.
Lu Xiaofu pointed at the eldest prince and said, "Go and help me hug him."
"Hug?" Gu Linzhou was even more surprised.
Lu Xiaofu explained: "It's the kind that restrains him and doesn't let him move around."
"So that's what happened." Gu Linzhou heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that Lu Xiaofu was going to do something.
Gu Linzhou raised his lips and smiled, "This is not easy."
"you……"
【Di-】
【The big prince who can't move】
The eldest prince looked at them warily, without saying a word, Gu Linzhou shot like lightning, and immediately touched the eldest prince's acupoints.
The eldest prince stood by the bed, staring at Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou, and said in a low voice, "What are you guys going to do?"
Lu Xiaofu was gearing up, he smiled, he didn't look like a good person no matter what, and said, "Don't worry, we just want to express our sincerity for cooperation."
To be honest, Gu Linzhou is also very curious about what Lu Xiaofu is going to do.
In the next moment, Lu Xiaofu walked up to the eldest prince, and then stretched out his hand to push him.
"Gudong-"
Because the acupuncture points were tapped, the eldest prince was unable to move, he was gently pushed by Lu Xiaofu, his center of gravity was unstable, and he lay on his back directly on the couch.
Immediately afterwards, Lu Xiaofu also sat down, on the soft couch, next to the First Prince.
【Di-】
【The prince with a delicate mood】
Gu Linzhou was originally watching a good show, but he was suddenly in a delicate mood.
He took a deep breath, and felt that he couldn't be so petty, and couldn't always be so jealous. Lu Xiaofu might hate him like that, so...
So Gu Linzhou endured and endured, but it didn't take long before he couldn't bear it anymore.
【Di-】
【Prince who was so jealous that he went berserk】
Gu Linzhou rushed up, grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand, and said, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing, why are you..."
This time Gu Linzhou couldn't take it anymore, felt his head was a little green, and grabbed Lu Xiaofu's hand to stop him from moving.
Lu Xiaofu looked at Gu Linzhou in confusion, and said, "Me? I was scratching his itch. But after scratching for a long time, why didn't the First Prince smile? Doesn't he have a tickle?"
"itch……"
【Di-】
【The bewildered prince】
Gu Linzhou was dumbfounded, so Lu Xiaofu's ambiguous behavior just now was just tickling?
Gu Linzhou had a headache and said, "What are you doing tickling him?"
Lu Xiaofu was mysterious, and deliberately kept it secret, saying: "You will find out in a while."
Gu Linzhou sighed, stretched out his hand helplessly, and tapped the eldest prince's body again, and immediately poked the eldest prince's laughing acupoint.
Gu Linzhou said: "This may be more convenient."
Lu Xiaofu nodded in admiration, and said, "You are still the best. I scratched him for a long time, but he didn't laugh. Look at how uncomfortable he is now."
The eldest prince originally had a poker face, but he didn't show any expression when he saw anyone.But now that the Laughter Point was tapped, his whole body began to lose control. He wanted to laugh, but he gritted his teeth and refused to laugh, and his face turned red in an instant.
Gu Linzhou glanced at it, feeling a little worried, and said in a low voice: "Daughter-in-law, if he is like this, he is prone to asthma attacks, do you want me to call the imperial doctor?"
Lu Xiaofu waved his hand and said, "No, I just want him to have an asthma attack."
Gu Linzhou didn't understand what Lu Xiaofu was going to do, and it seemed too dangerous to do so.But Gu Linzhou knew that Lu Xiaofu had never missed a shot, so he should trust him.
"Cough cough... ho ho ho—"
Soon, a strange sound came out of the First Prince's throat. The coughing and wheezing sounds of asthma were different from the usual cold and cold, with a heavy phlegm sound, as if his throat had been blocked by a mouthful of phlegm. I can't breathe for a moment.
The eldest prince's face turned even redder, his whole body was shrouded in suffocation, and he looked extremely uncomfortable.
【Di-】
【Eldest prince with asthma attack】
Lu Xiaofu took a look and said, "This is the time, just right."
【Di-】
[System prompt: Any wish card takes effect! 】
Lu Xiaofu got a wish card in a side mission before, and he planned to use this wish card to counterattack Gu Linzhou.But it seems to have a more important role now.
And Lu Xiaofu thought again, using props to counterattack, wouldn't it sound too unmanly?It's better to be upright among men.
Thinking about it this way, Lu Xiaofu decided to use this arbitrary wish card for other purposes.
Just when the eldest prince had an asthma attack and was feeling extremely uncomfortable and unable to breathe, Lu Xiaofu opened the system control panel and used the wish card on the eldest prince.
【Di-】
【The Great Prince Who Has Healed From Asthma】
The eldest prince was blushing and thick necked from being suppressed one moment, but suddenly felt breathing easier the next moment.The feeling of being on the verge of death suddenly disappeared, as if it was his hallucination.
For a moment of confusion, the eldest prince met Lu Xiaofu's smiling eyes.
Lu Xiaofu said: "I agreed to help you treat your asthma, how about it? How do you feel now?"
【Di-】
【The Unbelievable First Prince】
The eldest prince looked Lu Xiaofu up and down, with a shocked expression on his face, he couldn't keep his poker face, and said, "You... who are you?"
Asthma is a terminal illness. Even a three-year-old child knows this. How can someone be cured of asthma in an instant.
However, the eldest prince's own body, he knew well, he had not fallen ill once or twice, each time he was in excruciating pain, almost collapsed after being tortured, and only then did he get better.But this time, the asthma attack was only for a moment, and then healed up in an instant, it was like a miracle.
Lu Xiaofu suddenly became proud, patted his chest, and said, "Who do you think I am? I am a god, a real dragon and fairy who came down from the sky."
"Cough-cough-"
【Di-】
【The Prince of Laughter】
When Gu Linzhou heard the words of Zhenlong Xianjun, he really couldn't hold back, so he burst out laughing, and hurriedly coughed to cover it up.
Lu Xiaofu gave Gu Linzhou a sideways look, and continued to brag, "I'm here to help you. Look, isn't this curing your asthma? Next, I'll help you eliminate the second prince and ascend the throne for you, how about it?" "
【Di-】
【Eldest Prince in Meditation】
The First Prince was obviously not as resistant as before, but he still had some mistrust of Lu Xiaofu.
Lu Xiaofu added: "Anyway, your asthma is cured. If you don't believe it, you can try it yourself."
It is actually a very simple way to verify whether asthma is cured.Although no allergens can be found for a while, there are still many incentives that can quickly trigger asthma.
Lu Xiaofu had been prepared for a long time, went out for a while, and saw the bandit leader brought people in, and brought a lot of delicacies in front of the eldest prince.
Lu Xiaofu said with a smile: "You didn't eat the reception banquet, are you hungry now?"
The eldest prince took a look, there were many big fish and meat on the table, it was a dazzling array.
Lu Xiaofu introduced: "Look, this is mutton. This is a super spicy dish. This is a super sweet dish. If you feast on it, you will know whether your asthma is cured or not."
In addition to not being able to cry and laugh with great joy and sorrow, people with asthma must also pay great attention to their diet.For example, spicy and sweet foods are inedible, as they can easily cause phlegm and cough, and in severe cases, it will lead to shortness of breath and asthma attacks.
Lu Xiaofu said: "Come on, don't you want to verify it? Then try it."
The eldest prince hadn't even eaten a bite at the reception banquet before, and he was indeed hungry now, but he still had doubts, so he didn't dare to move his chopsticks.
Lu Xiaofu said: "Why are you hesitating? Are you afraid that we will poison the vegetables? Didn't you just want to die just now? If we poison the vegetables, wouldn't it be just what you want?"
"That's right." The eldest prince finally spoke, without any further hesitation, picked up the chopsticks, and began to eat the delicacies on the table.
Although he was extremely hungry, he was extremely well-bred, and he ate in a leisurely manner, especially like everyone else.
He used to have asthma, so his diet was mainly light. He would not touch mutton, spicy dishes, and sweet dishes. Now he ate a lot in one breath, and he felt an indescribable satisfaction. feeling.
When the first prince was full, he really couldn't eat more, so Lu Xiaofu spoke again, and said, "Do you feel uncomfortable in your throat? Or can't you breathe?"
The eldest prince was taken aback by what he said. He almost forgot about his asthma just by experiencing the satisfaction.In the past, eating too much of his meals would cause asthma, but now he eats so much and eats so many forbidden foods, but he doesn't feel any discomfort at all.
The eldest prince was very confused for a moment, and wanted to raise his hand to pick up the teacup next to him and take a sip.
【Di-】
[System prompt: Shot like electric buff takes effect! 】
The First Prince reached out to grab the teacup, and saw that the teacup was right next to him, but when he raised his hand, he caught nothing.
【Di-】
【Shocked First Prince】
The eldest prince looked down at his empty palm, his eyes were full of surprise.
Lu Xiaofu smiled triumphantly, and said, "The eldest prince's tea is cold, I think we should drink some hot water."
The eldest prince looked up, and saw that the teacup he was going to take just now had already arrived in Lu Xiaofu's hands for some reason.
Lu Xiaofu poured some hot water into it, then brought it back and placed it in front of the First Prince.
The eldest prince stared down at the cup of tea, did not move for a long time, then suddenly raised his head, frowned to look at Lu Xiaofu, and said, "You... are you really a fairy?"
【Di-】
【The eldest prince who was successfully fooled by you】
Lu Xiaofu took a look, and thought that he really had a face of immortality.
【Di-】
【The prince trying to hold back his laughter】
He was proud of himself when he saw Gu Linzhou next to him with a half-smile on his face, and it seemed that he was almost enduring an internal injury.
It was the bandit leader who immediately said: "You just know now? Our princess is a fairy! There is nothing that our princess can't do! You are a sick child, it is a blessing from Sanshengxiu that you can get help from our princess! The attitude is so arrogant!"
The eldest prince couldn't help but look at Lu Xiaofu a few more times, hesitated for a moment, and said, "You really...can you wish me the throne?"
The eldest prince looked ill and had no desires or desires, as if he didn't care about anything, let alone the high throne.But in the final analysis, how could the eldest prince be reconciled.suddenly
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