[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

This……

Bad luck can be more humane, how does it sound a bit creepy?

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Lu Xiaofu: "..."

It sounds weird, but it's worth a try.

Lu Xiaofu couldn't really like Liu Miaoke, he didn't know that his eyes were too high for repentance, but he really should have suffered some setbacks to realize that life needs low-key and kindness.

Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, then let... Liu Miaoke do somersaults three times in the air, and then fall down.

【Di-】

[System prompt: Your DIY is unreasonable and violates Newton's law, please customize it again! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

The Fading God System wants to tell me about science...

Lu Xiaofu had a headache for a while, he is a liberal arts student, and now the system wants him to show his knowledge of physics, which is a bit...

I can't think of it for a while, what should I do?

Lu Xiaofu thought, forget it, keep it simple, just let her fall, this is always in line with Newton's law, right?

【Di-】

[Shen Shen buff (level 2): ​​DIY unlucky effect! 】

"what--"

"Boom!"

Almost at the same time, the heels of Liu Miaoke's pair of high-heeled shoes were snapped off. Unprepared, Liu Miaoke fell to the ground in an instant, wishing that the bottom of her skirt would come off.

Lu Xiaofu: "..." The reaction was violent.

"Oh, it hurts so much!"

Liu Miaoke sat on the ground, looked back, and said: "What's wrong, my high heels are broken, I'm so annoying, how can I walk, I still have to socialize in a while."

As she was speaking, she heard a steady footstep, and the leather shoes made a rattling sound as they touched the floor regularly.

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【The indifferent villain who turned back】

Not only Liu Miaoke heard the footsteps, but Lu Xiaofu also heard it, and saw the label on Gu Linzhou's head.

For some reason, Gu Linzhou turned back, and within a few seconds, he was almost at the front.

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[Slightly surprised heroine]

A surprised expression appeared on Liu Miaoke's face, her lips parted a little, her eyes fluttered, and seeing Gu Linzhou walking back towards her, she involuntarily stretched out her hand, as if she wanted Gu Linzhou to help her up.

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【Heroine with a little expectation】

Liu Miaoke's cheeks turned red for some reason, and her eyes lowered, as if she didn't dare to look at Gu Linzhou, but her hands were raised higher.

Gu Linzhou indeed walked back towards Liu Miaoke, one step, two steps and three steps, walking quite fast, as if he was very anxious.

Lu Xiaofu hid in the corner and took a look, thinking that Gu Linzhou, a scumbag, could it be that he heard the sound of Liu Miaoke falling, so he rushed back to see the situation?

The blackened villains in the TV series seem to be obsessed with the heroine. This setting is also a bit vulgar, just like Gu Linzhou's appearance and name, clichéd!

Sure enough, Gu Linzhou came back, and when he walked in front of Liu Miaoke, he stood still and looked down at her.

【Di-】

【Indifferent and calm villain】

Gu Linzhou just looked down at Liu Miaoke, without any pity or emotion on his face, it was as if Liu Miaoke was like air, and he didn't intend to reach out to help her up at all.

【Di-】

[Slightly embarrassed heroine]

Liu Miaoke froze for a moment, she was still lying on the ground stretching out her hand, her face was flushed, she felt very ashamed, she struggled hard in her heart, whether she should continue to stretch out her hand, why didn't Gu Linzhou help herself up.

Gu Linzhou's eyes silently passed Liu Miaoke's body, and landed on the corner of the side passage.

Lu Xiaofu hid at that corner, and hurriedly shrank his head for fear of being caught by Gu Linzhou.

"found it."

Gu Linzhou said in a low voice, then passed by Liu Miaoke without looking sideways, walked over and squatted down, and picked up the cufflinks that fell in the corner.

【Di-】

【The big villain who came back to pick up the cufflinks】

It turned out that Gu Linzhou didn't hear the voice, and came back to check on the fallen heroine, but found that the cufflinks were missing, so he came back to look for it.

【Di-】

【The Embarrassed and Disgraced Heroine】

Liu Miaoke only felt that she was being sentimental, and she was really ashamed.Completely ignoring Qi Shushua's broken high-heeled shoes, he stood up staggeringly, staggered and ran away first.

Lu Xiaofu was watching the commotion and almost died of laughter. He just felt that the scene just now was too embarrassing and very interesting.

Gu Linzhou picked up the cufflinks, but did not find Lu Xiaofu, turned around and walked back, as if he was going to private room 88.

Lu Xiaofu followed the past like a thief, but he didn't dare to get too close for fear of being discovered.

When there was still some distance from Room 88, the system suddenly jumped out of a dialogue on the nearby map channel.

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[Map Channel of Private Room No. 88:]

Manager Qin: Oh, Miss Liu, you are here!

Liu Miaoke: Hello everyone, sorry for being late.

Manager Qin: It's okay, the investor hasn't arrived yet, but I heard it will be here soon!

Liu Miaoke: Really?I'm a little nervous, seeing investment for the first time.

Manager Qin: Don't tell me, it's actually the first time we've seen this mysterious Mr. Investment.

Manager Qin: I heard that he just came back from abroad. He is young and self-made. He is a mythical figure!

Liu Miaoke: Really?It sounds amazing.

Manager Qin: He is a god!No no, it's a big Buddha, we're going to enshrine him today!

Manager Qin: Didn't Ms. Liu want to praise Wei Jungao? As long as our drama can attract this investment, it will definitely win Wei Jungao's popularity in one fell swoop.

Liu Miaoke: It depends on Manager Qin's help.

Manager Qin: Ms. Liu is beautiful and kind-hearted, and she can talk. Her mouth is really sweet. We have cooperated so many times. If you don't help me, I will help you.

Manager Qin: By the way, I heard that this investor not only knows how to do business, but also has artistic talent. He can play the violin superbly.

Liu Miaoke: Listening to what Manager Qin said, I'm really curious about this gentleman.

Liu Miaoke: What is the name of this gentleman?

Manager Qin: His name is Gu Linzhou!

The conversation in the private room ended here. Lu Xiaofu watched as Gu Linzhou pushed open the door of private room 88 and walked in.

【Di-】

【Shocked heroine】

【Unbelievable heroine】

【Awkward heroine】

When Liu Miaoke heard Gu Linzhou's name, she couldn't react for a while.

Gu Linzhou?How could it be Gu Linzhou? Is it the Gu Linzhou I know?

Gu Linzhou's company went bankrupt and went abroad in despair, how could he suddenly become a legend worth hundreds of billions.

However, Liu Miaoke couldn't help but not believe that Gu Linzhou had already appeared in front of her.

Manager Qin immediately stood up, and all the other people in the private room also stood up, and greeted him with smiles on their faces.

"Mr. Gu, you are here."

"Mr. Gu is indeed young and promising."

"Mr. Gu, please sit down, please sit here."

Several people welcomed Gu Linzhou in, and pulled out the chair for him very politely.

Logically speaking, Liu Miaoke should also go up to greet him at this time, but she didn't show any face.

Just now, Liu Miaoke met Gu Linzhou who hadn't seen him for many years ahead of time, and even mistook him for an entertainment/city waiter, and said that she would give him money to support him.

Thinking of this, Liu Miaoke felt extremely embarrassed, her face was wishing for fire.

Lu Xiaofu was right outside the door, seeing a bunch of [embarrassment] labels flashing back and forth, almost gushing out of the door, couldn't help but smiled, thinking that now Liu Miaoke knew how stupid she was just now Alright.

In the private room, Manager Qin did not forget that he said just now that he would take care of Liu Miaoke, so Gu Linzhou booked a room, and Manager Qin enthusiastically said, "Mr. Gu, let me introduce you."

Liu Miaoke immediately smiled and said, "Manager Qin, there is no need for an introduction. Mr. Gu and I have known each other a long time ago, and we are old friends."

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【The heroine who is looking forward to slightly】

【Preparing to get close to the heroine】

Liu Miaoke smiled at Gu Linzhou, her smile was perfect.Liu Miaoke was already pretty, had a good temperament, and had a sweet smile. This smile could easily make eighty percent of men fascinated.

But it's a pity.

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【Indifferent big villain】

Gu Linzhou glanced at Liu Miaoke indifferently, and said without a tone: "Who are you? I don't remember much."

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【The embarrassing and shameful heroine】

【Embarrassed crowd】

In an instant, the private room was filled with embarrassing labels again. This time, not only Liu Miaoke was embarrassed, but everyone else present was also embarrassed.

Lu Xiaofu's stomach ached from laughing outside, and he thought that Gu Linzhou hadn't changed at all, he was very sullen, and he was a little expert at cooling down in summer.

"Haha, hahaha!"

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【Manager Qin working hard to activate the atmosphere】

Manager Qin also worked his life out, and laughed and said, "By the way, Xiaolu hasn't come yet! He's a newcomer to our crew! He's free today, so he came here to learn more and be an eye-opener! I'll go see him Are you here?"

Manager Qin actually felt that the air was too oppressive, so he wanted to run out to take a breath of oxygen secretly.

Lu Xiaofu was still eavesdropping outside, wanting to know what Gu Linzhou and Liu Miaoke were talking about, but Manager Qin ran out suddenly.

"Crack-"

The door of the private room was pulled open in an instant, and Lu Xiaofu almost had a face-to-face meeting with Manager Qin, and Lu Xiaofu would have died of embarrassment.

Lu Xiaofu turned around and immediately wanted to pretend to be passing by, but Manager Qin reacted faster than him.

Manager Qin grabbed Lu Xiaofu's arm and said, "Isn't it a deer? It looks like a deer at first glance. Why did you come here? All the big shots inside are here! I'm just waiting for you!"

"Come in with me! Come on! Aren't you the most pleasing person? Come in and liven up the atmosphere, we'll just see you."

"Today, you must make Mr. Gu happy, otherwise we are all finished."

"The new role you want can't be achieved without investment, you know?"

"Wait a minute, I'm Lu..."

I am Lu Xiaofu, not a deer...

Lu Xiaofu didn't have time to finish his sentence, Manager Qin obviously recognized the wrong person, and dragged Lu Xiaofu staggeringly into the private room.

The atmosphere in the private room was extremely embarrassing, someone came in suddenly, and everyone's eyes immediately fell on Lu Xiaofu.

Even Gu Linzhou set his sights on Lu Xiaofu.

【Di-】

【The Great Villain of Exploration】

Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu and said, "It's you?"

Gu Linzhou obviously still remembered the dog boy who just ran into his arms with big eyes.It was still wet, very similar to Xiaofu from his family.

Manager Qin took a look, there is a door!Mr. Gu seems to have an unusual attitude towards Xiaolu!

Manager Qin was so moved that he cried, he dragged Lu Xiaofu to Gu Linzhou's side, insisted on adding a seat for Lu Xiaofu, and insisted that Lu Xiaofu sit next to Gu Linzhou.

Originally Liu Miaoke was sitting next to Gu Linzhou, but now it's over, Lu Xiaofu was forced in to separate them.

Liu Miaoke was a little unwilling, bit her lip, and said that she was here to attract investment. Just now she called her boyfriend and said that she would definitely get investment and let him be the leading actor in this drama. Now it's all right, who? Knowing that the biggest investment in this drama turned out to be Gu Linzhou in the past, and Gu Linzhou's temperament has changed drastically, he is not like the warm guy before, like a downright villain!

Lu Xiaofu sat next to Gu Linzhou in a daze, not knowing what he was going to do.

He obviously eavesdropped well outside the door, and he could still watch the excitement, cover his mouth and laugh from time to time, but now...

Manager Qin said, "Xiao Lu, don't be dazed, pour a glass of wine for Mr. Gu."

Lu Xiaofu had a headache, glanced at the wine bottle at hand, and thought to himself, just come in, come in to hear more clearly, and he can make troubles according to the circumstances, so as not to prevent Gu Linzhou and Liu Miaoke from getting so close.

Lu Xiaofu said "Oh" and poured some wine into Gu Linzhou's glass.

"Thank you." Gu Linzhou's tone was flat, but he whispered politely.

Lu Xiaofu felt that everyone's eyes were on him again in an instant.

【Di-】

[Nearby Map Channel:]

Manager Qin (psychological activity): Mr. Gu really has an unusual attitude towards Xiaolu!

Mr. Zhang (mental activity): Who is this young man?so smart.

Mr. Wang (mental activity): What is the relationship between Mr. Gu and this boy?

Mr. Li (psychological activity): It turns out that Mr. Gu likes this type of...

Liu Miaoke (mental activity): What's going on with Gu Linzhou, why is he so nice to an irrelevant person?

Liu Miaoke (psychological activity): Didn't he love me very much before?Why are you so cold to me.

Liu Miaoke (psychological activity): Are you angry with me and want me to take the initiative to show favor to him?

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity): An irrelevant person who has seen a ghost!

All the people around were secretly speculating about the relationship between Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou. Lu Xiaofu saw Liu Miaoke's inner activities, and was not very happy for a moment.

Why is he an irrelevant person?Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, Gu Linzhou proposed to me before, and he proposed twice!Although once it was a play on the spot, but the second time it was a fake one and pay ten.

And Liu Miaoke would feel too good about herself, she hurt Gu Linzhou so badly, why should Gu Linzhou still be obsessed with her, he is not a masochist.

Lu Xiaofu sighed, finally met someone more narcissistic than Gu Linzhou.

Manager Qin said with a smile: "Xiao Lu, don't be dumbfounded, you can also pour a glass of wine and respect Mr. Gu! In the future, you will have to rely on Mr. Gu's support!"

When Lu Xiaofu heard this, he said straightforwardly: "I can't drink."

Although Lu Xiaofu himself can drink, but the system can't do it, he can't drink at all, and he will go crazy when he drinks, Lu Xiaofu is already scared, leaving an indelible psychological shadow.

When Mr. Zhang heard it, he was afraid that Lu Xiaofu's words would annoy Gu Linzhou, so he hurriedly said, "Why can't you drink it? Could it be that Xiaolu is still underage?"

Mr. Li said: "It looks quite young."

Liu Miaoke rolled her eyes, suddenly picked up the wine glass, and said, "Xiao Lu doesn't drink, so I'll respect Mr. Gu for a glass."

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【The indifferent villain】

Gu Linzhou didn't seem to hear Liu Miaoke's words. He glanced at the wine that Lu Xiaofu poured for him, and said, "He said he couldn't drink it, so don't make things difficult for him. I'll just drink the wine myself. Here's a toast to everyone."

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

"Yes, we respect Mr. Gu."

"Please take care of Mr. Gu."

【Di-】

[Nearby Map Channel:]

Manager Qin (mental activity): Mr. Gu is too kind to Xiaolu.

Mr. Zhang (mental activity): Does this little deer have any background?

Mr. Wang (mental activity): For Mr. Gu's sake, this little deer will not be offended in the future.

Mr. Li (mental activity): Let me just say that Xiao Lu seems to be a capable person!

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity): ...

Liu Miaoke was ignored and felt a little uncomfortable.When she first came in, everyone was paying attention to her.Liu Miaoke knows that she is beautiful and has many people who pay attention to her. This is also one of her pride.

But now, Liu Miaoke was left out in the cold, a little unwilling, and she still wanted to struggle a little more. If the business was not settled this time, what should she do with her boyfriend Wei Jungao's male lead script?

【Di-】

【The embarrassing heroine who bears the burden of humiliation】

With a glance, Lu Xiaofu saw the label on Liu Miaoke's head.

Lu Xiaofu couldn't help but laughed, and said to himself that if everyone didn't treat you as the protagonist for 2 minutes, then you would feel that you have to endure the humiliation.You don't even think about it, what did you do to Gu Linzhou back then, what is Gu Linzhou?

Lu Xiaofu gets angry when he thinks about it, he thinks that although Gu Linzhou is a big scumbag, he can be forgiven for being a scumbag, at least he is his shit-shoveling officer, so he can't just watch him being bullied.

Liu Miaoke struggled for a long time, and finally spoke again with a smile.

Liu Miaoke took out her business card, handed it to Gu Linzhou, and said, "Mr. Gu, this is my business card. Please take care of me for this cooperation."

Gu Linzhou raised his head to look at Liu Miaoke, the label on his head has not been changed, and he is still "the indifferent villain".

Gu Linzhou said coldly: "The matter of cooperation needs to be discussed slowly. I don't like careless people."

When everyone heard it, they were all wiping away cold sweat.

Gu Linzhou's meaning is obvious, that is to say, things that he did not agree to cooperate with still need to be considered.

Liu Miaoke was slapped in the face again in an instant, and the business card was not sent out, and Gu Linzhou didn't answer it at all.

With a look of collapse on her face, she slowly sat back in her seat.

At this time, Gu Linzhou took out a business card from his pocket. It smelled of men's cologne, and it looked and smelled very stylish.

【Di-】

【The heroine who rekindles hope】

【Slightly embarrassed heroine】

Liu Miaoke saw that Gu Linzhou still liked her, but he couldn't save face. No matter how many years passed, Gu Linzhou still hadn't changed, and he still couldn't resist his attraction to him.

As Liu Miaoke thought about it, she watched Gu Linzhou put the business card in front of Lu Xiaofu.

Lu Xiaofu raised his head to look at Gu Linzhou strangely, and Gu Linzhou happened to be looking down at Lu Xiaofu with his head down.

Lu Xiaofu subconsciously avoided Gu Linzhou's gaze, and only after he avoided it did he realize that his God of Degeneracy buff, staring at someone as unlucky, won't work on the recipient of his favor.

"Huh—" Lu Xiaofu heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that Gu Linzhou would suddenly be unlucky, and then make a fool of himself.

【Di-】

[Slightly gentle villain]

【Di-】

[Nearby Map Channel:]

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): His eyes really look like Xiaofu.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Did he dare not look at me just now?

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Are you shy?

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): It's kind of cute.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): It seems that he fell in love with me at first sight, right?

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity):? ? ?

Sure enough, Gu Linzhou was still Gu Linzhou, and the degree of narcissism remained the same as before.Lu Xiaofu remembered that before Gu Linzhou felt particularly good about himself, he always misunderstood that he was infatuated with him and could not extricate himself.

Gu Linzhou said: "This is my business card with my phone number on it."

Lu Xiaofu took the business card, glanced at it, and said with a lukewarm attitude, "Oh."

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, I have such a bad attitude, if you can still see that I have a crush on you, you are also a talent.

【Di-】

[Nearby Map Channel:]

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): Well, I am really shy.

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): I dare not talk to me too much.

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity): I respect you for being a talent!

Gu Linzhou handed the business card to Lu Xiaofu, stood up and said, "Everyone, please continue, today will be counted on my account."

Manager Qin hurriedly said, "Mr. Gu is leaving here just now?"

Gu Linzhou nodded, and Liu Miaoke immediately rushed to say: "Mr. Gu is drinking, or I will drive you home!"

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【Sneering villain】

Gu Linzhou treated Liu Miaoke like air the whole time, but this time he also ignored it.

He lowered his head to look at Lu Xiaofu again, Lu Xiaofu felt Gu Linzhou's eyes glowing on his back, and thought to himself, what are you looking at me for?

Gu Linzhou handed the car keys to Lu Xiaofu, with a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Can I trouble you to drive me home?"

At the same time, an extra label appeared on Gu Linzhou's head.

【Di-】

【&...#￥% villain】

[System prompt: The internal activities of the hesitant party are too complicated, so the system cannot describe them correctly. 】

The system is at it again...

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[System prompt: The system suspects that the big villain Gu Linzhou wants to pick on you! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?