[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

but……

The appetizers haven't been served yet, how about some ice cream now?Will it be a little...

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[Extra fast buff countdown: 27 minutes and 59 seconds! 】

Time is money. I have heard this sentence countless times since I was a child, but I only realized it today. Now that he has wasted 2 minutes, it is all money.

Lu Xiaofu coughed quickly and said, "That..."

"What's wrong?" Gu Linzhou asked.

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[A sullen man pretending to be a gentle gentleman]

Lu Xiaofu turned a blind eye to the label on Gu Linzhou's head and said, "Well, I want to eat some ice cream first."

"Ice cream?" Gu Linzhou said slightly surprised.

Lu Xiaofu said: "Yes, yes, the weather is too hot now, so I want to eat ice...Ah Choo—"

Lu Xiaofu was looking for a reasonable excuse for himself, but it was such a coincidence, although the weather is indeed hot now, but the cold wind in the restaurant is quite strong, Lu Xiaofu couldn't help but sneezed.

This is...

Embarrassed.

"Ha...ha..." Lu Xiaofu said bravely, "I don't have a cold, but my nose is a little itchy, and the pollen next to me is a bit pungent."

【Di-】

【The sullen man who looks at you strangely】

Gu Linzhou kept a gentleman's smile and said, "Since it's your idea, of course I will satisfy you unconditionally."

With an affectionate expression on his face, he beckoned to the waiter and asked the waiter to serve Lu Xiaofu a dessert of ice cream first.

"By the way," Gu Linzhou did not forget to add, "No milk-flavored ice cream."

Gu Linzhou knew about Lu Xiaofu's milk allergy, and he didn't seem to have forgotten it.

"call--"

Lu Xiaofu breathed a sigh of relief, and said to himself that the ice cream is coming soon, I don't have much time.

The ice cream came quickly, and the waiter brought it out with a smile on his face, and put it in front of Lu Xiaofu.

very good……

Lu Xiaofu looked at the ice cream, took another deep breath, and now I will start my performance.

So can the system tell itself what it means to eat ice cream glamorously?Isn't eating ice cream the act of opening and closing your mouth?How can you be glamorous?

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[System prompt: While eating ice cream, you can wink at your fiancé at the same time. 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." Toss...

Lu Xiaofu's scalp is numb, and he feels extremely ashamed when he thinks about it, but it's worth it to earn 1000 million with a wink!

"Heh...heh..." Lu Xiaofu laughed dryly, picked up the spoon, took a mouthful of ice cream, put it in his mouth, and at the same time, according to the system's requirements, looked at Xiao Gong and blinked.

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【Strange sullen man】

The label on Gu Linzhou's head was changed, and he pretended to be gentle and considerate and said, "Is the ice cream too sour?"

Lu Xiaofu: "..." I'm not squinting sourly, I'm winking!

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[System prompt: Gu Linzhou's heart rate is 67——]

It is too far from the 120 required by the system!

Lu Xiaofu cheered himself up in his heart, for the sake of 1000 million, he had to work hard and fight hard. Sure enough, there is no such thing as nothing falling from the sky, no matter how hard you want to earn money, you have to work hard.

Lu Xiaofu had no choice but to continue to follow the system's requirements...

Licking lips in all kinds of coquettish ways...

Lu Xiaofu intentionally rubbed the ice cream onto his lower lip, then said "Oops" with embarrassment, and stuck out his tongue to lick his lips.

During the whole process, Lu Xiaofu was embarrassed and embarrassed, he didn't dare to look at Gu Linzhou who was opposite him, he wanted to stick his head under the table.

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[System prompt: Gu Linzhou's heart rate is 65——]

Very good, not rising but falling!

Gu Linzhou kindly handed over a napkin and said, "Wipe it, the ice cream is all over your chin."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

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[System prompt: What you are playing is heartbeat, action 1 failed! 】

[The heart rate of your fiancé has not reached 120, you missed the 1000 million prize! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu suddenly had a heart-wrenching feeling, and couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his face.

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【Strange sullen man】

Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu with strange eyes, and said, "Are you... all right?"

Lu Xiaofu thought it was a big deal!I lost 1000 million in minutes, which is more exciting than stock trading.Gu Linzhou's heartbeat didn't reach 120, but he was stimulated to 150.

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[Extra fast buff countdown: 20 minutes and 43 seconds! 】

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[Playing is heartbeat, action 2:]

[Dating is about showing affection, please share a cup with your fiancé! 】

[System prompt: If Gu Linzhou's heart rate exceeds 120, he can get a bonus of 500 million yuan! 】

Lu Xiaofu took a look, this time there was only 2 million bonus for Action 500, but 500 million is still a lot.And the request this time is much simpler than last time, isn't it just drinking water from a cup?

Just ...

The table is a bit big, and Gu Linzhou's cup is a bit far away from him...

Lu Xiaofu was quick-witted, and said with a smile, "Let me add some water for you."

As he spoke, he quickly picked up Gu Linzhou's cup, refilled him with some water, and added some water to his own cup.After Lu Xiaofu finished adding water, he deliberately placed the two cups closer together.

There will be absolutely no mistakes this time, and we must get 500 million!

The waiters just brought the main course over, Lu Xiaofu took a look, the good opportunity is now.

Taking advantage of Gu Linzhou's distraction, he immediately reached out and grabbed Gu Linzhou's water glass very quickly, then picked it up and was about to...

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【The sullen man who doesn't understand the style】

Gu Linzhou's lips almost touched Gu Linzhou's cup, just a little bit...

Gu Linzhou reached out his hand to stop Lu Xiaofu's movement, and said, "You took the wrong cup, this is my cup, and that one is yours."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu wanted to ask Gu Linzhou, do you know why you have been single for so many years?

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[System prompt: What you are playing is heartbeat, action 2 failed! 】

[If the action is not up to standard, you will miss the 500 million prize! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

It's only 500 million, it's nothing, Lu Xiaofu silently comforted himself, anyway, I can be regarded as a person with some savings now.

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[Extra fast buff countdown: 11 minutes and 55 seconds! 】

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[Playing is heartbeat, action 3:]

[Please pretend to be very hot, and tug on your collar ambiguously, revealing your delicate collarbone that makes people blush and heartbeat! 】

[System prompt: If Gu Linzhou's heart rate exceeds 120, he can get a bonus of 1000 million yuan! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." The degree of difficulty suddenly increased, this...

Why doesn't the system let him take off his clothes directly!

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[System prompt: Harmonious system, please don't impose dirty ideas on the pure system! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." I...

Having no time and systematic theory, Lu Xiaofu decided that it would be better to "seduce" Gu Linzhou first.

"oops--"

Lu Xiaofu started looking for something to say again, and said, "It's still quite hot, I'm sweating all over the steak."

Lu Xiaofu couldn't help complaining about himself, why would he sweat when eating steak?It's not bullwhip...

Gu Linzhou handed a handkerchief to Lu Xiaofu, and said, "I see that you are sweating on your forehead too, do you want to wipe it off?"

"Hehe..." Lu Xiaofu said in his heart that of course he was sweating, because he was forced by the system.

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[Men's handkerchief worth 25000 yuan]

Lu Xiaofu originally wanted to reach out to pick it up, but when he saw the label, he stopped. What brand of handkerchief is so expensive, it is for wiping sweat, what if it gets damaged?

Lu Xiaofu quickly shook his hand and said, "No need, no need, I'll just untie the collar a little bit."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to tug on his collar, preparing to tear off his collar, revealing what the system called the delicate collarbone...

"Forehead……"

When Lu Xiaofu was in a hurry, he felt that he was almost strangled to death.Every time he took off his tie, he pulled it, but the button was undone, and the tie shrunk, making his face red.

"Ah--"

Gu Linzhou on the opposite side couldn't help laughing.

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【The sullen man who laughed at you】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." The label at this time seems to be adding insult to injury.

Gentleman Gu Linzhou stood up thoughtfully, walked to Lu Xiaofu's side, and said softly, "You are blushing, let me help you."

"Oh." Lu Xiaofu really needs help now.

Gu Linzhou bent down, and gently pinched Lu Xiaofu's tie, very carefully, as if he was afraid of hurting him.

Lu Xiaofu raised his head, suddenly felt that Gu Linzhou was too close to him, they were so close last time, and then accidentally...

kissed together...

Lu Xiaofu inexplicably recalled that weird kiss, and his cheeks blushed inexplicably.

He quickly diverted his attention so that his eyes would not fall on Gu Linzhou, and turned his head to look out the window.

Taking a look like this, Lu Xiaofu immediately saw the label in the reflection of the glass.

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[A monstrous man with a heartbeat of 250]

Someone's heartbeat is 250, this person is not Gu Linzhou, but Lu Xiaofu himself!

Lu Xiaofu couldn't believe it, why is my heart beating so fast.

"Okay." Gu Linzhou helped Lu Xiaofu untie his tie, and then sat back on the seat opposite.

Lu Xiaofu's face was flushed, and he continued to tug on his collar in embarrassment.

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[System prompt: Gu Linzhou's heart rate is 80——]

[System prompt: What you are playing is heartbeat, action 3 failed! 】

[The heart rate of your fiancé has not reached 120, you missed the 1000 million prize! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu wanted to cry but had no tears, how could Gu Linzhou be so uncooperative, I can only wish him a lonely end.

Gu Linzhou didn't seem to realize that Lu Xiaofu was "seducing" him at all.However, a few people around noticed Lu Xiaofu's actions.

Someone whispered and said, "Wow, look over there, that man looks so enchanting!"

"That's right, his collarbone is exposed, it makes me blush!"

"What a beautiful little brother, even better than the ones drawn in the comics!"

And the Leon who was conspiring with Qi Zhaoyu also noticed Lu Xiaofu, who was acting awkwardly.

Leon looked at Lu Xiaofu obsessively, and said: "OMG, there is such a beautiful man in the world, he suits my taste so much, I want him to be my man!"

When Qi Zhaoyu heard this, he rolled his eyes, blushed with anger, and said, "Are you crazy? Lu Xiaofu is good-looking? Are you blind?"

"It's really beautiful." Leon didn't seem to hear Qi Zhaoyu's words, he was still staring at Lu Xiaofu and praised him endlessly.

Qi Zhaoyu slapped the table hard and said, "I'm talking to you!"

There was too much movement on their side, many people looked over there, Lu Xiaofu also noticed, a little curious about what they were plotting again, so he took a look.

This was just right, his eyes met Qi Zhaoyu's.

Qi Zhaoyu glared at Lu Xiaofu viciously, as if he wanted to rip Lu Xiaofu into a cramp.

Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, what are you doing staring at me?

So Lu Xiaofu also gave Qi Zhaoyu a provocative look.

【Di-】

[Shenshen buff (level 1) activated: Staring at anyone is unlucky! 】

That's right, Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, it would be better to make Qi Zhaoyu unlucky, otherwise he would always be like a fly, too annoying.

Qi Zhaoyu glared at Lu Xiaofu, and when he turned around, he found that Leon was still drooling at Lu Xiaofu.Qi Zhaoyu was so angry that he trembled all over.

Leon was a little out of his wits, he picked up the water glass and slipped his hand, the water in the glass splashed and spilled out.

"Ah! What are you doing! Spilled on me!"

Qi Zhaoyu yelled, immediately stood up and took a few steps back, vigorously brushing off the water on his body.

Just at this time, a noble lady passed by. It seemed that she had just had dinner and was about to leave. Qi Zhaoyu stepped back abruptly, without seeing what was going on behind him, and knocked the expensive lady to the ground with a "boom".

Madam Gui groaned, it seemed that the fall was not light, but it was not broken and bleeding, but a jadeite bracelet on her wrist was knocked to the ground with a "crack", and it was broken into several pieces immediately.

"What did you hit me for?"

"Don't you see people?"

Qi Zhaoyu bumped into someone and was a little guilty, so he simply made a brazen and arrogant person to file a complaint first, and loudly accused Mrs. Gui.

Many people in the restaurant couldn't bear to see Qi Zhaoyu bumping into someone and seeing his bad attitude.

The people around said in a hurry: "This man hit someone first, we all saw it."

"Yeah, why is this person unreasonable?"

"There is surveillance in the store, why not call the police and call the police over."

Qi Zhaoyu was guilty at first, but after hearing everyone's words, if he called the police, he would probably be on the top of the list, and he would definitely lose a lot of money if he was slammed by netizens.

Qi Zhaoyu wanted to calm down the matter, so he immediately took out a check and said to Mrs. Gui: "It's just a bump, it's not a serious matter, I will pay you for your medical expenses, oh yes, your broken bracelet, I will pay you back." I will also compensate you, how much you say, you can set a price."

Mrs. Gui was helped up, her face was blue with anger, and she glared at Qi Zhaoyu angrily.

Lu Xiaofu squinted his eyes and saw that there was indeed a label on the broken jade bracelet.

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[A jade bracelet with an estimated value of 1 million yuan]

"Oh my god……"

When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he was sweating for Qi Zhaoyu. This is really a sky-high priced jadeite bracelet. I have little experience, and I have never seen such a rare treasure before.

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【The sullen man in a good mood】

Gu Linzhou also found that Qi Zhaoyu was unlucky, so he sneered and said, "It seems that Mr. Qi is very unlucky today."

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart that it was necessary, but I stared at everyone for being unlucky, tyrannical to all kinds of dissatisfaction, and never missed a shot since my debut.

Gu Linzhou said: "The jade bracelet on this lady's hand is a glass-type emperor green jadeite bracelet. Although it is not as good as the top jadeite bracelet that sold 2 million yuan at the jewelry exhibition a few years ago, it is not much worse. Now the Qi family owes a lot of money." There are so many debts, it is estimated that there is no way to pay that much money to compensate that lady."

"what?!"

As if to verify Gu Linzhou's words, Qi Zhaoyu was shocked when he heard Mrs. Gui's quotation, he looked dumbfounded, and then he looked like he was going to hell.

"I'm afraid many reporters will come here in a while, we can't stay any longer." Gu Linzhou said.

"Oh, let's go then." Lu Xiaofu said empathetically.

The good restaurant has become a mess, Qi Zhaoyu couldn't afford to pay for the jade bracelet, so he said that Mrs. Gui was blackmailed by touching porcelain. After everyone saw it, he decided to call the police, and it would be best to call the police.

Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou didn't want to cause trouble, so they paid the bill and left the restaurant early, planning to drive to the violin concert that had been planned long ago.

Thinking of Lu Xiaofu's concert gave him a headache, he had never been to such an elegant place.

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[Extra fast buff countdown: 0 minutes and 00 seconds! 】

[System prompt: The second round of the game is over, and number 666 will get a reward of 0 yuan. 】

Lu Xiaofu was having a headache, and the system came to add insult to injury. After working for a long time, he didn't get any money.

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[System prompt: System consolation reward, with bonus number 666 extra fast buff for 4 hours. 】

[System prompt: within the buff time, the fiancé's heartbeat exceeds 120, and the number 666 can get a bonus of 1000 million! 】

Lu Xiaofu was still like a defeated rooster just now, but suddenly became energetic in the next second.

Lu Xiaofu suddenly said: "Gu Linzhou! Let's go bungee jumping!"

Isn't it just a heartbeat of 120?Bungee jumping, roller coasters, haunted houses, should all work well.

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【Think you're a mentally ill sullen man】

Gu Linzhou was driving, and without even giving Lu Xiaofu a strange look, he said, "The tickets for the concert have already been bought. I asked someone to buy them. It's very rare."

Lu Xiaofu was not discouraged, and said, "The concert is over, can we go to the movies?"

The concert can't be 4 hours, there is still enough time.Lu Xiaofu made a lot of small calculations in his heart, thinking that it should be okay to take Gu Linzhou to watch a horror movie, right?

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【A sullen man who pretends to be affectionate at the same time】

This time, Gu Linzhou glanced sideways at Lu Xiaofu, and said, "Watching a movie? Well... If you insist, I have no problem, you can go after the concert."

Lu Xiaofu nodded his head immediately, his face was so excited that he couldn't help himself.

He now feels that even if Gu Linzhou misunderstands that he has a crush on him, it's not a big deal, at least Gu Linzhou is easy to talk like this.

Lu Xiaofu followed Gu Linzhou to listen to the elegant concert with a look of anticipation. He seemed to be immersed in the blood of 1000 million people, but...

Listening to the sound of the violin, Lu Xiaofu's eyelids felt a little heavy.

"Gudu-"

Lu Xiaofu didn't sit still, he fell asleep with his head tilted, and almost leaned on the shoulder of the strange man on his left.

Gu Linzhou's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick. He stretched out his arms to hug Lu Xiaofu, and brought him to the right. Lu Xiaofu didn't wake up at all, and leaned directly on Gu Linzhou's shoulder, sleeping soundly.

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【The sullen man who detests you】

Gu Linzhou showed a disgusted expression, and said in a low voice, "You can fall asleep like this? It's really..."

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【Inexplicably doted on sullen man】

Gu Linzhou paused and said, "But... it's a little cute when you look closely."

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[System prompt: You are being watched intently and enthusiastically by the object of gratitude/master, and the charm value is activated! 】

【Charm value UP999↑↑↑! 】

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[The sullen man with a heartbeat of 70]

[The sullen man with a heartbeat of 80]

[The sullen man with a heartbeat of 110]

Gu Linzhou just said that Lu Xiaofu was a little bit cute, but he didn’t know what happened the next second, and suddenly realized that Lu Xiaofu’s cuteness was going off the charts, and when he took a closer look, Lu Xiaofu’s eyes, nose and mouth were full of fatal attraction everywhere .

Gu Linzhou narrowed his eyes, his eyes fell on Lu Xiaofu's lips, and then he slowly leaned towards Lu Xiaofu, shortening the already subtle distance between the two of them.

slowly……

slowly……

Lu Xiaofu was sleeping soundly at first, but he couldn't sleep soundly. He could hear the sound of the violin and the system beeping in his ears, which was really too noisy.

Lu Xiaofu felt that he was going to be schizophrenic by the system, and he didn't know what the system was doing.

Although I'm sleepy, it's better to open my eyes and take a look. What if there are new tricks in the system?

So the moment Lu Xiaofu opened his eyes...

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[The sullen man who is about to kiss you secretly]

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[The sullen man with a heartbeat of 128]