[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

Now Lu Xiaofu really wants to question the system loudly, what is the difference between the three options ABC? "Yes" or "Yes" and then "Yes"?

It's a pity that Gu Linzhou is now in front of Lu Xiaofu, if Lu Xiaofu really started talking to himself loudly, he might be the one who was pulled away by the ambulance.

Lu Xiaofu had no choice but to maintain an embarrassed yet polite smile, thinking that I would choose none of the three options.

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[System prompt: The selection has timed out, and the system will choose option B for you! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

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[Congratulations to the number 666, unlocking the second transformation skill [Chubby and Cute Big Orange Cat]! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

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The system prompts kept ringing, Lu Xiaofu's head was about to explode, and he thought, so what?

Lu Xiaofu looked down.

[Congratulations to number 666, you have completed side mission 4! 】

[Submission 4: Explore the secret of Gu Linzhou's dyslexia! 】

[Congratulations on getting a generous reward, choose one of three! 】

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart that he was so busy listening to Gu Linzhou's tragic childhood that he almost forgot that the task had been completed, and that he was about to enter the exciting part of choosing rewards.

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[Congratulations on getting a generous reward, choose one of three! 】

【A. 100 Transformation Cards】

【B. A very beautiful hair dryer】

【C. Kidney Treasure of Fading God】

"Lu Xiaofu?"

At this moment, Lu Xiaofu heard Gu Linzhou calling him.

Gu Linzhou seemed to have called him several times. Lu Xiaofu just lost his mind and didn't hear him at all.

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly said, "What's wrong?"

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【The sullen man who thinks you are super weird】

Gu Linzhou said, "Ask if you have time tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?" Lu Xiaofu asked strangely, "What are you going to do tomorrow?"

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【Missing and awkward mensao man】

Lu Xiaofu, who Gu Linzhou asked first, suddenly stopped talking now, and just said: "It's nothing."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

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[Remaining time: 2, 1, 0! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." What happened?

At this moment, Lu Xiaofu was too busy talking to Gu Linzhou again, ignoring the system's prompts, and looking again, he realized that he might have missed something very important.

Lu Xiaofu quickly flipped through the control panel, and looked up at the previous content, and when he saw it, he was suddenly struck by a bolt from the blue!

The system displays as follows:

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[Enter the countdown link for choosing a reward, when the timer ends, the system will choose a reward for you! 】

[Remaining time: 10, 9, 8...]

Then Lu Xiaofu heard another beep, and the countdown was completely over.

then……

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[Congratulations to the number 666, who got a bottle of [Shen Shen Bao]! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Lu Xiaofu wanted to cry but had no tears, he said to himself that Shenbao is so big, I want to go first! A option!

I am a good young man, what do I choose Shenbao for?The transformation card costs 100, although one card only lasts 5 minutes, it still takes a long time anyway.

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【【Shen Shen Bao】Function Description: I am a bottle of magical drink, drink it and you will be pleasantly surprised~】

With a "huh", Lu Xiaofu couldn't help but sighed deeply.

"Lu Xiaofu, can you help me find the sticky man?" Gu Linzhou said suddenly.

"Little, little clingy?!"

Lu Xiaofu was startled, smiled awkwardly, and said, "You're not feeling well now, it's better not to hug the cat."

Gu Linzhou said: "I'm fine now, and I feel recovered."

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【The sullen man who recovered his health】

The label also showed that Gu Linzhou was fine after taking the medicine, and seemed to have regained his healthy appearance.

Gu Linzhou frowned slightly, and said, "The little clingy man has been pestering me all the time. I don't know what's wrong today. I'm a little worried."

Lu Xiaofu: "..." Who is pestering you, obviously you are pestering me non-stop.

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, I am just a clingy person, where can I steal another clingy person?

"oops!"

Lu Xiaofu was quick-witted, picked up his mobile phone and said, "There is a text message, I am in a hurry."

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[A monstrous man with exaggerated acting skills]

Lu Xiaofu saw his own label again in the mirror, damn the flamboyant acting, damn the enchanting man!

Lu Xiaofu continued to act awkwardly, saying: "I have to go home quickly, how about this, when I leave, I will ask the little sticky man to come and look for you, okay?"

Gu Linzhou nodded.

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and was about to run away.

"Wait a minute, Mr. Lu." Gu Linzhou suddenly stopped him.

Lu Xiaofu was feeling guilty at the moment, and was about to break out in a cold sweat after being kicked by Gu Linzhou.

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【The sullen man full of threats】

Gu Linzhou squinted his eyes, looked at Lu Xiaofu, with a strange smile on his lips, and said, "Mr. Lu is a smart man, and now we are in the same boat. If the boat capsizes, it will be no good for everyone, don't you think so? Whatever you hear today, just keep it in your heart, I don't want a third person to know."

When Lu Xiaofu heard it, he understood that Gu Linzhou was afraid that Lu Xiaofu would talk too much and tell others about his childhood. Once it got out, it definitely became the number one trending search.

Lu Xiaofu nodded and said, "I know, I know, I will never tell, I promise, I swear, I really left, very urgently."

After Lu Xiaofu finished speaking, before Gu Linzhou could speak again, he ran out in a hurry, and closed the door for Gu Linzhou with a "bang".

Gu Linzhou sat alone on the bed in the room, stared at the door for a while, then got up and got out of bed, ready to go outside to find the little sticky man.

"Little clingy?"

As soon as Gu Linzhou walked out of the bedroom, he saw a round and white sticky man squatting at the door, with a face like "I'm super obedient, super sweet and super cute".

Lu Xiaofu was so exhausted, he ran out to find a place where no one was around, turned into a cat, and then jumped in through the window.

At this moment, Lu Xiaofu squeezed out a super sweet smile, and maliciously acted cutely at Gu Linzhou, tilting his head and letting out a "meow".

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【The gentle man who pampers infinitely】

"Little sticky man, so you are here." When Gu Linzhou saw the little sticky man, he immediately smiled dotingly, and hugged the little sticky man.

"Uncle has been very busy recently, and it's uncle's fault that he neglected the little sticky man. Don't be angry, little sticky man." Gu Linzhou said.

"The little sticky man didn't come out to greet uncle today, did he lose his temper?"

"Uncle still loves clingy people the most, good boy."

Lu Xiaofu: "..." Gu Linzhou was so sticky that his teeth ached.

but……

Lu Xiaofu suddenly thought of those things that happened to Gu Linzhou when he was a child, and felt a little distressed for no reason.Don't look at Lu Xiaofu as a careless person, in fact, he is the easiest to soften his heart.

Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, no wonder Gu Linzhou treats Xiao Cling so well, there is a reason for it.After so many years, the little white cat who was with Gu Linzhou at the beginning is probably gone long ago, right?For Gu Linzhou, it must have been a blow.

Lu Xiaofu thought to himself, forget it, he is a good young man no matter what, for Gu Linzhou's poor sake, why not treat him a little better?

"Meow meow meow meow."

Brother don't be sad.

Lu Xiaofu stretched out his white, fluffy and pink paws, and wanted to pat Gu Linzhou's shoulder, but his hands were too short to pat, so he had to pat on Gu Linzhou's cheek.

Gu Linzhou immediately laughed and said, "What's the matter, clingy? Do you want to kiss uncle?"

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Has there been any mutation in Gu Linzhou's brain?

Lu Xiaofu didn't have time to shake his head, Gu Linzhou was already hugging him, bowed his head and kissed him on the forehead, saying: "You are so good."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu helplessly wiped the saliva on his face with his paws, and then resigned to his fate, he was carried into the room by Gu Linzhou.

Gu Linzhou hugged Lu Xiaofu in one hand and a laptop in the other, and went back to bed to rest.

Although Gu Linzhou had already recovered seven to eighty-eight, but he was still a little dizzy for the time being, it is indeed better to rest at this time.

With a light leap, Lu Xiaofu landed on the laptop.

Gu Linzhou was about to open the notebook, but Lu Xiaofu pressed it back.

"Meow meow meow meow meow?"

Working while sick?

Lu Xiaofu drew a big cross on the notebook with his paw, signaling Gu Linzhou not to turn on the computer, but to lie down and sleep to recuperate.

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【Very happy gentle man】

Gu Linzhou said with a smile: "It turns out that the little sticky man also wants to play with the computer, okay, let's play with uncle."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Gu Linzhou's level of cat language has never passed, but he still likes to interpret the words of the cat owner as always!

Lu Xiaofu was carried into Gu Linzhou's arms, unable to touch the computer at all, watching Gu Linzhou turn on the laptop.

"Meow meow……"

strangeness……

Lu Xiaofu watched Gu Linzhou turn on the computer, thinking that he wanted to read the documents and contracts, or browse his and his own news and so on.but……

Gu Linzhou turned on the computer, opened the browser, and typed...

- the best place for a date

search!

Lu Xiaofu looked back at Gu Linzhou strangely, seeing Gu Linzhou's serious appearance, he said that the man who is serious is the most handsome, Lu Xiaofu thinks that his serious appearance is definitely as handsome as Gu Linzhou.

That's right.

Gu Linzhou looked down at Lu Xiaofu, and said with a smile: "Little sticky man, uncle told you that uncle met a strange person recently."

"Meow meow meow?"

weirdo?

Lu Xiaofu had an ominous premonition in his heart, could it be that the strange person was himself?

Sure enough, Gu Linzhou said, "That man's name is Lu Xiaofu, and his name is very strange."

"Meow meow meow!"

you sir!

Lu Xiaofu waved his meow meow fist, saying bad things about people behind his back, are you interested?what about my nameVery happy to hear it!Unlike your name, Gu Linzhou?It sounds lifeless, and when you hear it, you will be stunned, which makes you goosebumps all over your body.

Lu Xiaofu meowed for a long time, but Gu Linzhou couldn't understand at all, and kept talking to himself.

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?"

Do you treat me like a trash can?

Lu Xiaofu looked helpless.

Gu Linzhou sighed softly, and said: "I have lived for more than 20 years since I was a child. I only remember that my mother treated me well, and I have never met someone who treats me so well... Little clingy person, you say Lu Isn't Xiaofu strange?"

When Lu Xiaofu heard this, he started meowing again.

You think I treat you well, but you still speak ill of me behind my back!

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【Self-promising and passionate man】

Gu Linzhou smiled and said, "Little sticky man, do you think Lu Xiaofu loved me badly? That's why he treated me like this? Otherwise, I really can't think of any other reason."

Lu Xiaofu: "..." Hehe!

The reason why I did this to you is very simple, because I love your money so badly.

I told him that it was mutual benefit and mutual use, and Gu Linzhou still made up messy things in his head.

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【The sullen man who feels superior to himself】

Gu Linzhou said: "Indeed, there are many people who love me badly, and Lu Xiaofu has a good vision."

Lu Xiaofu: "..." He couldn't complain.

Gu Linzhou said again: "It's been a long time since I've met someone who treats me so well, little clingy, tell me, am I too indifferent to Lu Xiaofu? Do you want to treat him a little better?"

"Meow meow meow!"

of course yes!

Lu Xiaofu waved his meow paw excitedly, and said in his heart that you finally said something useful, and only then did you know that you have treated me badly, so of course you should treat me better.

Just when Lu Xiaofu was excited, he was suddenly picked up by Gu Linzhou and kissed on the forehead. Lu Xiaofu was dumbfounded for a moment, why did Gu Linzhou kiss himself again, and he didn't give a reminder, cat master, you dare to kiss casually, do you want to rebel? ?

Gu Linzhou said with a smile: "Don't get excited, don't get excited, little sticky man, so little sticky man is jealous? Uncle still loves you the most, don't worry."

Lu Xiaofu: "..." I was tired and didn't want to talk.

After Gu Linzhou confided his thoughts to Lu Xiaofu, he continued to search for his "dating" question.

"Meow, meow, meow, meow?"

So, what does this mean?

Lu Xiaofu pointed to the movie theater in the search results, and tilted his head to look at Gu Linzhou.

Gu Linzhou also looked sideways at Lu Xiaofu, and said, "It says on the computer that dates usually go to amusement parks or movie theaters."

Lu Xiaofu said, "Meow meow."

That's true.

Gu Linzhou shook his head and said, "There are so many people in the amusement park, it's too noisy, watching a movie is too tacky."

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Gu Linzhou pointed to the computer screen and said, "Xiao Clingren, what do you think about playing the violin? It's more elegant."

"Meow meow meow meow?"

Are you serious?

Lu Xiaofu's face was shocked. When people go on dates to amusement parks and movie theaters, they are places where they can hold hands and kiss each other from time to time.You try holding a small hand and secretly kissing at an elegant concert?

Gu Linzhou seems to have no idea what the essentials of dating are.

Although Lu Xiaofu has never dated before, but he has never eaten pork, at least he has seen pigs run away, right?

"Then it's decided." Gu Linzhou said confidently.

As he spoke, he picked up his cell phone and made a call.

At the same time, Lu Xiaofu heard the beep beep of the system.

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[System prompt: Gu Linzhou, the object of gratitude, has called you! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..." What's going on?

Lu Xiaofu has now turned into a cat and can't answer the phone at all. Gu Linzhou called three times in a row, but Lu Xiaofu didn't understand.

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【Worried about your sullen man】

Gu Linzhou frowned. Just now Lu Xiaofu said he was in a hurry, but now he didn't answer the phone, he was suddenly a little worried for no reason.

Lu Xiaofu had no choice but to open the system control panel, then patted his paw and sent a text message to Gu Linzhou.

Gu Linzhou's cell phone buzzed, and immediately received a text message from Lu Xiaofu.

——It's not convenient for me to answer the phone. What's the matter?

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Lu Xiaofu also quickly received a text message from Gu Linzhou who was close at hand.

—A date tomorrow, meet at 10 am.

"Meow meow?!"

what? !

Lu Xiaofu couldn't hold back, and meowed loudly several times. It turned out that Gu Linzhou checked the date to date himself?

"Meow meow meow……"

Incredible...

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, Gu Linzhou won't make fake plays for real, he will fall in love with himself, right?

Suddenly it was a little too exciting.

Lu Xiaofu quickly replied to Gu Linzhou.

--Dating?us two?We're just pretending to be a couple and pretending to be married. Are we still dating?

"Ha ha!"

As soon as Lu Xiaofu finished sending the message, he heard Gu Linzhou sneer beside him, and then Lu Xiaofu quickly received Gu Linzhou's reply.

——Don’t make too much noise, the reporters are staring at us, it’s too fake for couples who are in love not to date?

"Meow meow meow."

Seems to be.

Lu Xiaofu nodded, and said in his heart that for 500 billion, just date, it's no big deal.It turned out that Gu Linzhou wanted to put on a show in front of the reporters again, which made him startled.

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【The sullen man covered by dark clouds】

Lu Xiaofu looked up, and saw that Gu Linzhou's face was completely black, and there was a label on his head that said he was in a terrible mood.

"Meow?"

Lu Xiaofu looked at Gu Linzhou strangely.

Gu Linzhou sneered again, hugged Lu Xiaofu and said, "You little clingy man, what's going on with Lu Xiaofu? Is he trying to refuse or welcome again?"

"Meow! Meow meow meow!"

Do not!Absolutely not!

Lu Xiaofu swung his cat's paw, thinking that he wants me to wake you up?

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【The confident and sullen man】

Gu Linzhou said solemnly: "Mingming loves me so badly, he's always been so enthusiastic, why does he act cold to me when I treat him a little better?"

"Maybe he's hesitating? After all, I'm really good. Being with me really puts a lot of pressure on me."

"So he is vacillating?"

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

Lu Xiaofu heard goosebumps, thinking how could there be such a narcissistic man!terrible.

Lu Xiaofu decided not to be in the same room with Gu Linzhou, lest he be infected with narcissism.

With a jump, Lu Xiaofu easily jumped off the bed, ready to leave.

Gu Linzhou was still talking to himself, obviously he didn't notice that Lu Xiaofu was going to leave, he was still talking.

Gu Linzhou said: "Well...it seems that I have to test his mind."

"Meow?"

what?

Bad feeling, what is Gu Linzhou going to do?

Lu Xiaofu's footsteps stopped, and he couldn't help turning his head to look at Gu Linzhou.

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【The sullen man who broke the boat】

Gu Linzhou just squinted his eyes and didn't speak.

Lu Xiaofu quickly opened the control panel, even if Gu Linzhou didn't speak, he could check his mental activities.

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[Nearby Map Channel:]

Lu Xiaofu (mental activity): Hey, brother, what are you going to do again?

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): How about...

Gu Linzhou (mental activity): I will seduce him a little bit, Lu Xiaofu likes me so much, he must not be able to hold it back, let's see how he can hide his infatuation for me.

Lu Xiaofu (psychological activity):? ? ?