[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

Looking at the system prompt, Lu Xiaofu was filled with question marks.

It is understandable for Lu Xiaofu to get rid of Qi Zhaoyu's mission. He was upset when he saw Qi Zhaoyu, and went to other people's house to take off his clothes and take pictures, and Lu Xiaofu's scalp felt numb.

but……

What's the matter with the system's rewards this time, wind chimes for recruiting ghosts and love spring/medicine, this...

Without looking in the mirror, Lu Xiaofu can be sure that there must be a label on his head [Stupid Silly Cat].

Options A and C are absolutely unacceptable. As for option B, Lu Xiaofu is a little confused and doesn't quite understand what it means.

【Di-】

The system prompt sounded, and he thoughtfully interpreted the question in Lu Xiaofu's mind.

[Super Lucky Crit Hammer Instruction Manual: The Crit Hammer has a crit attribute similar to mission rewards, has a super function of item value X2, and is applicable to almost all items, not just reward items. 】

Lu Xiaofu's cat eyes were shining, thinking that if he chose the crit hammer and smashed it on his head, would his net worth be X2?

【Di-】

[System prompt: This assumption is completely reasonable and feasible. 】

Lu Xiaofu's eyes became even more round and bright, and he said in his heart that he was terrified, that is to say, if he had 100 million assets, as long as he lightly smashed his head with a critical hammer, then...

200 million in hand!

"Meow--!"

Lu Xiaofu's eyes were wolfish, he yelled, and immediately rushed towards Qi Zhaoyu who was happily taking selfies. Even if he tried his best today, he must drive Qi Zhaoyu out of the villa, and he must not miss it.

"what--"

Qi Zhaoyu exclaimed. He was clapping wildly, but he didn't expect a kitten to pop out suddenly. Don't look at this little white cat, which looks like a cotton candy, small and cute, but it rushed over viciously. It's pretty bluffing.

Lu Xiaofu has a vigorous figure, with hands up and down!

"Patter--"

Qi Zhaoyu's mobile phone was directly photographed by Lu Xiaofu, and it rolled away all the way, and it turned off when it was pinned to the ground.

"Where did the wild cat come from?!"

Qi Zhaoyu was afraid that Gu Linzhou would hear his shout, so he didn't dare to shout, so he could only lower his voice and stare at Lu Xiaofu viciously.

The Qi family wanted to marry the Gu family very early on, and Gu Linzhou's stepmother was also very optimistic about this marriage, but Gu Linzhou was obviously not interested at all, and refused at the very beginning.

The Qi family was not reconciled, and neither was the stepmother.The stepmother lobbied Gu Linzhou's father several times, but Gu Linzhou had grown up a long time ago, had his own project in hand, and was completely independent financially. Torn faces, this matter is not going to be taken care of, and the marriage will be nothing in the end.

Recently, the Qi family's business has become more and more sluggish, and Gu Linzhou's father's health is getting worse and worse. The company is basically run by Gu Linzhou. The stepmother can't get any money, so she is naturally unhappy. She wants to unite with the Qi family to plot against Gu Linzhou .

Qi Zhaoyu and his stepmother hit it off immediately, and immediately thought of a shady and sinister way.

Seeing that the plan was about to be completed, how could Qi Zhaoyu think that a kitten jumped out to disrupt it.

Qi Zhaoyu ran over to pick up his phone, not forgetting to kick Lu Xiaofu.

Lu Xiaofu jumped up in an instant, and that movement was very nimble. Qi Zhaoyu didn't kick Lu Xiaofu, but almost fell to his knees.

Lu Xiaofu jumped on the cabinet, sneered in his heart, this villain actually wanted to kick himself, he was so cute now, he could do it.

【Di-】

[Shenshen buff (level 1) activated: Staring at anyone is unlucky! 】

Lu Xiaofu squinted his round cat eyes and stared at Qi Zhaoyu, his aura was indeed a little bit, but it was more like a malicious show of cuteness.

Qi Zhaoyu was not afraid of Lu Xiaofu at all, and said in his mouth: "It's just a cat, see if I don't skin you! I can't offend your master, and I can't kill you?"

He said, picked up the belt that fell on the ground, and wanted to use the belt to suck Lu Xiaofu.

Gu Linzhou's belt is very strong, about 4cm wide, and the belt buckle is very heavy. If Lu Xiaofu was hit, he would probably lose his mind.

Lu Xiaofu sprinted around, then jumped away lightly.

"Bang!"

The belt didn't catch Lu Xiaofu, but Qi Zhaoyu flicked it and hooked it to a tall coat hanger behind him.

There are several suits and trench coats of Gu Linzhou hanging on the hanger. Lu Xiaofu has always wanted to ask Gu Linzhou why he should hang his coat and trench coat outside on a hot day. It looks good, but he can’t wear it at all. .

"what--"

Qi Zhaoyu rushed his head angrily, he didn't pay attention to what he did at all, the clothes hanger tilted instantly, collapsed suddenly, and hit Qi Zhaoyu next to him with his head in his pocket.

Qi Zhaoyu's eyes widened in surprise, and he couldn't dodge in time. In the blink of an eye, he was already smashed down by the clothes hanger, and the impact was solid.

"Meow meow meow……"

Tut tut...

Lu Xiaofu stood on the cabinet next to him, speechless, thinking that it hurts just looking at it, but it deserves it, if it doesn't hurt, it won't last long.

"It hurts, it hurts to death. My head..."

The hanger was made of metal, not a cheap item. It looked very strong, and Qi Zhaoyu crawled out from under it, which was a waste of effort.

He stretched out his hand to touch it, and there was blood in his hair, and he touched the blood on his hand all at once.

"Bleeding... bleeding!"

Qi Zhaoyu screamed and rolled his eyes, looking so weak that he was almost fainted by such a little blood.

And Lu Xiaofu, who was standing condescendingly on the cabinet next to him, had already jumped down lightly, picked up Qi Zhaoyu's cell phone that had fallen aside, and quickly jumped onto the cabinet again.

"Gudong..."

Throw the phone into the bathtub next to it.

Gu Linzhou's bedroom is not as small as [-] square meters. In addition to Lu Xiaofu's special cat climbing frame, cat scratching board, cat villa and other things, there is also a quite large fish tank.

But in the fish tank...

no fish...

Gu Linzhou may be afraid that Lu Xiaofu will accidentally fall into the fish tank when he goes to catch fish.

At this moment, the fish tank without fish came in handy.

The mobile phone was thrown into the fish tank, it sank to the bottom instantly, the screen flickered, and soon went out.

"Meow meow!"

Get it!

"Ah! Smelly cat!"

Qi Zhaoyu didn't care about his bleeding head, and rushed over immediately, reached out to fish out the phone, pressed it hard, but there was no response at all.

Now it's all right, all the efforts just now were in vain, Qi Zhaoyu almost ran away, grabbed the vase next to him and smashed Lu Xiaofu.

"Crack" a loud noise.

At the same time, the bedroom door was pushed open forcefully.

Gu Linzhou quickly went upstairs to pick up the contract, and in less than half a minute, when he came back, he found that Qi Zhaoyu had disappeared.Gu Linzhou looked around immediately, and heard strange voices from the bedroom, as well as the unpleasant voice of the little clingy person.

The moment Gu Linzhou pushed open the door, he saw Lu Xiaofu being hit by the vase.

The vase shattered instantly, and the tiles splashed out. The shocking scene made Gu Linzhou's heart skip a beat.

"Little sticky man!"

【Di-】

【Frightened Man】

Gu Linzhou rushed in immediately with a label on his face.

Hearing Gu Linzhou's voice, Lu Xiaofu got out from under the fragments of the vase and a pile of clothes.

"Meow, meow meow meow meow!"

Ah, you are here at last!

Lu Xiaofu said in his heart, Gu Linzhou, a big idiot, you should have invited that scoundrel outside first, let him wait outside, and then went to get the contract by yourself, which made you waste so much energy.

In fact, Gu Linzhou really wanted Qi Zhaoyu to wait outside the villa just now, but after thinking about it, if there are paparazzi entertainment reporters outside, and in the middle of the night, if someone is photographed at the door of his villa, there may be some messy rumors .At that time, the Qi family will probably come to confirm this scandal as soon as possible, and it may be bloody.

So Gu Linzhou simply wanted to make a quick decision, and asked Qi Zhaoyu to leave immediately after taking the contract. Who would have thought that something more troublesome would happen.

"Little sticky man, how are you? Have you been hit? Let uncle take a look."

"Meow!"

Hey!

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly pawed Gu Linzhou with his paws, and said to himself, please don't touch randomly, you touched the cat owner's ass.How could he be hit by a vase with such a good skill.

but……

Lu Xiaofu turned his cat's eyes, thinking that if he pretended to be injured, maybe Gu Linzhou would be even angrier.

So Lu Xiaofu immediately shook his head from side to side twice, and then, as if he was drunk, he walked a few steps beside Gu Linzhou in the devil's footsteps.

With a "gudong", he fell to the ground with his belly on his back, as if he was about to die.

No, to be precise, it looks like it has been hung up for a long time, and its whole body is already stiff.

Lu Xiaofu stuck out his tongue, tilted his head, squinted his eyes, and inadvertently saw the full-length mirror opposite.

There was a sticker on Lu Xiaofu's head.

【Di-】

【White cat with bad acting skills】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Although Lu Xiaofu's acting skills were clumsy, Gu Linzhou was even more angry. He quickly hugged Lu Xiaofu again and looked at Qi Zhaoyu with a cold expression.

Qi Zhaoyu was terrified and didn't dare to throw things anymore. Instead, he whispered like a cute cat, "Linzhou, listen to my explanation..."

"Mr. Qi," Gu Linzhou said, filled with the aura about to storm, "May I ask what's the matter with the clothes on your body?"

Qi Zhaoyu was still wearing Gu Linzhou's bathrobe, and suddenly he was so embarrassed that he said, "Actually, I..."

"Please leave my villa immediately. As for today's matter, my secretary and lawyer will take the initiative to contact you later." Gu Linzhou spoke again before Qi Zhaoyu could finish speaking.

"Linzhou, no!" Qi Zhaoyu panicked and said, "Don't be like this. Today is a misunderstanding, and I can explain it. Besides, our two companies still have cooperation projects. Don't be so desperate."

Gu Linzhou sneered, he was still holding the contract he had just taken in his hand, now he picked up the contract, and in front of Qi Zhaoyu, split his hands and tore it in half.

"The contract! Don't tear it up! Don't tear it up!" Qi Zhaoyu yelled.

When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he immediately stopped pretending to be dead, stretched out his two little furry paws, popped out his sharp nails, and followed Gu Linzhou to tear up the contract.

Qi Zhaoyu said a little angrily: "Gu Linzhou, what are you doing?! This contract was promised by your mother to my Qi family. You are not qualified to do this."

"Oh——" Gu Linzhou sneered, and said, "Again, my mother passed away a long time ago. Besides, I have the final say on the Gu family."

Qi Zhaoyu was startled by Gu Linzhou's cold tone, and took two steps back.

Originally, Gu Linzhou still cared about the face of the Qi family. After all, everyone was in the same circle. If he did things too badly, others would make irresponsible remarks, saying that Gu Linzhou was mean, which would greatly affect the cooperation of partners in business. first attitude.

But at this moment, Gu Linzhou was about to be blown up, and he didn't want to worry about the Qi family's face at all.He simply called the bodyguards over, and the four bodyguards directly lifted Qi Zhaoyu forcefully and threw him out of the villa.

Moreover, he also took care of Linzhou's request and threw Qi Zhaoyu far away, lest the paparazzi Yuji with ulterior motives would take any strange photos.

After finishing Qi Zhaoyu, Gu Linzhou hurriedly hugged Lu Xiaofu to ask for his warmth. Lu Xiaofu almost believed that he was really that poor little boy who was bullied by vicious villains.

Lu Xiaofu stretched out his paw helplessly, reached for his forehead with great effort, and rubbed it vigorously.

"Meow meow!"

shut up!

Gu Linzhou, a shit shovel, dared to kiss himself. Believe it or not, he really shit and pissed on his bed!

【Di-】

[Congratulations to number 666, completing the novice task! 】

[Congratulations on getting a generous reward, choose one of three! 】

The system prompt jumped out, Lu Xiaofu looked excited, and quickly pressed option B, super lucky crit hammer!

Lu Xiaofu's eyes were full of joy, and he said in his heart that he had a crit hammer, and when he saved up more money, if he saved enough 500 million, he would be able to crit to 1000 million in one fell swoop!

This is so exciting!

【Di-】

[System prompt: [Super Lucky Critical Hammer] has been put into the system backpack. 】

[[Super Lucky Crit Hammer] Time-limited use countdown: 59 seconds! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."? ? ?

The system messed up again and again, when it was asked to choose rewards, it didn't say that this super lucky crit hammer has a time limit, and the shelf life is so short that it can only be used within 1 minute.

"Meow!"

Lu Xiaofu screamed, there was no time to explain!

If the time limit for the lucky crit hammer expires, I'm afraid Lu Xiaofu will die of depression.

【Di-】

【Worried Gentle Man】

"Little sticky man!"

Gu Linzhou suddenly saw the little sticky man yelling and running away, and hurriedly chased after him.

But Lu Xiaofu ran so fast that he didn't know where he went when he turned his head.

At this moment, Lu Xiaofu had already rushed into the bathroom, and locked the door of the bathroom with his nimble pink/cat paws.

Then he took out the [Super Lucky Critical Hammer] in the system backpack...

Lu Xiaofu was a little dumbfounded, the crit hammer was not only super lucky, but also super big, as big as a whole little white cat.

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

It is said that next, I have to use this big hammer to smash my own head.

【Di-】

[System prompt: [Super Lucky Critical Hammer] Countdown for limited use: 10 seconds! 】

Time is running out!

"Boom-"

"Meow--"

With all his strength, Lu Xiaofu raised his super-large hammer with his two front paws, and "lightly" smashed his poor little brain.

It's light, but...

Lu Xiaofu still couldn't help crying out in pain.

【Di-】

[System prompt: [Super Lucky Critical Hammer] successfully used! 】

[No. 666 Assets 48 X2! 】

[No. 666 has assets of 96! 】

[The amount has been deposited into the account of Shuaishen, and can be withdrawn at any time! 】

Lu Xiaofu: "..."! ! !

Lu Xiaofu rubbed his small forehead that was hurt by the hammer with his cat's paw, thinking that this is the legend...

The feeling of being hit by a banknote?

The author has something to say: V was updated before, today 2 updates, this is the 1st update~~