[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

"Gu...Gu Linzhou?"

Lu Xiaofu looked at the door of the bathroom, so startled that the little white ears on his head trembled, and the fluff on them was blown up.

This is how to do?

Lu Xiaofu was quick to wit, and ran into the bathroom, trying to hide in the cubicle, so that when the door was closed, Gu Linzhou would not see him when he came in.

only……

Lu Xiaofu went in and took a look, he was dumbfounded, there wasn't even a single empty compartment, all the doors were closed and couldn't be opened at all.

The bathroom is built magnificently, and there are two rows of very luxurious sofas opposite the sink, and there is only a big bed next to the sofa.Who would have thought that there are only three compartments in such a luxurious bathroom.

Lu Xiaofu felt that he was so angry that his tail was about to get angry.There are only three compartments in such a large bathroom, and each compartment is almost bigger than his house. Do you want to roll around in it?

Lu Xiaofu dragged them one by one, really everyone has someone, they can't open them at all, and they can't rescue them at all.

In fact, there are quite a lot of restrooms in the banquet hall, not just this one, it is usually enough, more than enough, but it is a pity that Lu Xiaofu is really unlucky at the moment.

Lu Xiaofu began to sweat on his forehead, and he said to himself, system, system, can you not let yourself down at this time?

"Click" sound.

The bathroom door was pushed open, and Gu Linzhou walked in without any suspense.

Lu Xiaofu looked like a strong man with broken wrists, and raised his hands above his head, one in each hand, covering his two small white fluffy ears.

Gu Linzhou saw that Lu Xiaofu went to the bathroom, so he deliberately followed, wanting to come over and have a chat with Lu Xiaofu alone.

Gu Linzhou is a businessman, and he can't get up early without profit. He doesn't believe in the pie in the sky, so he always feels that Lu Xiaofu's helping him must have other motives.

But it doesn't matter if they have other plans, as long as they speak up, Gu Linzhou can satisfy Lu Xiaofu's request to the greatest extent within a reasonable range. As a businessman, Gu Linzhou thinks this is actually very reasonable and there is nothing wrong with it.

So Gu Linzhou chased him to the bathroom, and when he opened the door of the bathroom...

【Di-】

[Slightly surprised *￥%% object of gratitude]

Gu Linzhou looked at Lu Xiaofu who was doing strange movements in the bathroom, and he paused when he walked in.

Lu Xiaofu hurriedly laughed exaggeratedly, with both hands still holding the top of his head, he said, "Gu...Mr. Gu, why are you here too, do you want to go to the bathroom too?"

"No," Gu Linzhou said frankly, "I want to talk to Mr. Lu."

"Let's talk?" Lu Xiaofu smiled stiffly, and said, "Sure, why don't we go out and talk later? After all, talking about things in the bathroom sounds a bit out of place."

There is no superfluous expression on Gu Linzhou's face. Sure enough, only when facing a clingy person, Gu Linzhou has a gentle face. When facing others, most of the time he has a poker face.

Gu Linzhou said: "I want to talk to Mr. Lu alone, it's not appropriate to go out."

"That's it..." Lu Xiaofu's smiling face could hardly be maintained anymore, and he said to himself, don't you see that I am not suitable to talk to you now?

But to be honest, Gu Linzhou could see it.

【Di-】

[I think it's your god! ! ...&Sick and indifferent man]

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu watched the label on Gu Linzhou's head slowly change, feeling really...

It seems that when I go back tonight, I will not only grab flowers from Gu Linzhou's furniture, but also grab flowers from his quilt, sheets, and pillows!Do you think that when you curse someone secretly in your heart, others don’t know?

Gu Linzhou's inner activities are actually quite active, but he doesn't have so many expressions on his face.

Gu Linzhou still had an indifferent face. Anyway, Lu Xiaofu helped him just now, so his tone was quite gentle, and he said, "Mr. Lu seems... not feeling well? Do you need me to call a doctor for Mr. Lu?"

"No, no, no," Lu Xiaofu kept covering his head, shook his head vigorously, and said, "No, no, I just move my arms, stretch my waist and so on. It's nothing, don't need to call a doctor."

【Di-】

[I think you are even more crazy! ! (The indifferent man of %￥#]

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu really wants to put his hands away and scare Gu Linzhou to death with his two cat ears. Anyway, he is a man with a system, and now he has turned on the function of loading and restarting.

but……

Lu Xiaofu thought about it again, but he still couldn't do it. Gu Linzhou is a plush man with a poker face. What if he sees his ears and is not frightened, but cute? What should I do?

Lu Xiaofu was full of absurd thoughts, at this moment, he suddenly felt that something was wrong again.

At first it was a little itchy on his head, then a pair of cat ears gradually grew, and now he is also a little itchy in another place.

Lu Xiaofu was so frightened that he quickly took two steps back and leaned against the wall of the bathroom with a "dong".

Tail……

The tail seems to be coming out...

It seems that today I have to reload the file for the second time.

Just when Lu Xiaofu was in despair, a compartment in the bathroom opened, and a man came out from inside. When he passed by Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou, he took a second look at them, and seemed to think that they looked strange.

In fact, only Lu Xiaofu and Gu Linzhou were blamed.

Lu Xiaofu was about to cry with joy, and immediately leaned against the wall and moved in a little bit, saying, "Mr. Gu, I'm going to the bathroom. I'm in a hurry. If we have anything to say, let's talk about it later, later."

As he spoke, he entered the compartment as quickly as possible, and quickly slammed the door shut to block Gu Linzhou's sight from outside.

"call--"

Lu Xiaofu breathed a sigh of relief, he was saved without any danger.

He put his hands off his head, and when he looked back, he felt a sudden headache. As expected, the tail came out and was tucked into his trousers aggrievedly.If the tail is bigger, it is estimated that the pants will be reimbursed, which is definitely worse.

Lu Xiaofu sat in the bathroom, touched his hairy ears, and wondered when the system would be repaired?There is absolutely no way for me to go out to meet people in this state, so I can only hide here and cat.

【Di-】

[System Drunk Capital*%...#In the wine, part of the work! @% can be abnormal, working hard#%￥&...*repair#%recover...]

When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he couldn't help sighing, why did he feel that the system was in a worse state than it was just now?Obviously the system was able to speak a complete sentence of human speech just now, but now it's stuck and I can't bear to look directly at it.

It's all Gu Linzhou's fault. If it wasn't for the glass of wine that Gu Linzhou handed him, the system wouldn't have collapsed like this.

Lu Xiaofu really wanted to buy a small notebook to record all the wrong things done by Gu Linzhou, a shit shoveler, and settle the accounts with him carefully after returning home.

"I said the system..."

Sitting in the bathroom, Lu Xiaofu whispered with his mouth closed: "I just took a sip of wine, and you became like this. You didn't say you can't drink before. Tell me quickly, what else is taboo for you , I'll be more careful next time."

Who can bear cat ears popping out all of a sudden? !

【Di-】

[System taboo @#%...￥#...]

Lu Xiaofu: "..."

Lu Xiaofu put his hand on his forehead and said, "Forget it, I'll ask this question another day."

【Di-】

【I look down on you (#￥*&Zhang Man)】

Lu Xiaofu was sitting in the bathroom, although he couldn't see the situation outside, he could still see the labels on the outside.

Suddenly someone pushed the door and walked into the bathroom, staring at a strange label on his head.

I heard the man speak, saying: "Hey! I don't know where the poor boy came from. I think he is really poor and crazy! Grandpa is also crazy! He even recognized him as a grandson. I'm about to get it from the Bai family. Property, someone is messing with me at this time!"

Lu Xiaofu knew this voice, wasn't it just Mr. Bai Lao's nephew Sun Bai Jiehai?Bai Jiehai's voice is still very recognizable.

When Bai Jiehai complained, he heard another voice saying flatteringly: "Young Master Sun, don't worry, the old man probably just found it fresh for a while. And he is just poor, how can he be compared with you, Young Master Sun? He has What kind of ability is probably just the cannon fodder for being killed by you in minutes, Young Master Sun."

"Hmph," Bai Jiehai sneered, and said, "You're right, he is nothing more than an ant in my eyes. Didn't he help Gu Linzhou speak just now? I'll teach him a lesson. "

The other person said: "What are you going to do, Young Master Sun? Do you need me to help you with some things?"

Bai Jiehai said, "Come here, I'll tell you."

The conversation between those two people disappeared at this point, and Lu Xiaofu couldn't hear the continuation with his ears pricked up.

Bai Jiehai lowered his voice, he must be afraid that the wall has ears and someone will hear him.

When Lu Xiaofu saw it, he immediately opened the system control panel and tuned out the nearby map channel.

【Di-】

[Attach #% (Near Earth% & Map Channel:]

Bai Jiehai: Isn't it easy to punish him?

Bai Jiehai: I just heard that poor man talk to Gu Linzhou, he seems to be allergic to milk.

Yan Yishan: Sure enough, I can't hide anything from you, Young Master Sun.

The small ears on the top of Lu Xiaofu's head trembled uncontrollably. It turned out that when he was talking to Gu Linzhou, Bai Jiehai was beside him, so he didn't notice.

Who is the other Yan Yishan?It's not just that the voice is strange, the name is strange, and it seems that they don't know each other.

Lu Xiaofu poked Yan Yishan's name, and the system information was retrieved immediately.

Lu Xiaofu saw that this Yan Yishan turned out to be Mr. Bai Minghua's personal assistant, a bit like a butler, and was in charge of Mr. Bai Minghua's affairs, big and small. He did not expect him to get so close to Mr. Bai Jiehai.

【Di-】

[Nearby map frequency *#@channel:]

Bai Jiehai: Isn't he allergic to milk?

Bergerhai: After a while, I'll mix the milk into the wine, and then I'll toast the poor man!

Yan Yishan: It's still Young Master Sun who is amazing, he can give that poor man some color without any effort.

Bo Jiehai: You keep an eye on the old man for a while.

Bergerhai: Don't let him know that I'm dealing with poverty.

Yan Yishan: It's Young Master Sun. I will definitely hold the old man back, and I won't let the old man pass by.

Bai Jiehai: By the way, don't forget about what will happen later.

Bai Jiehai: Today is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a move.

Yan Yishan: I understand Young Master Sun, I won't miss it.

"Hahaha, that's fine, let's do it like this, let's go and find that poor man."

Bai Jiehai laughed proudly, he just came to the bathroom to wipe his hands, and quickly left with Yan Yishan.

Lu Xiaofu saw their plan clearly, couldn't help squinting his eyes, and sneered in his heart, this Bai Jiehai is really despicable enough, he can think of such wicked ways.

Lu Xiaofu is indeed allergic to milk, and there are many things he cannot eat, so he needs to be more careful.He belongs to the category with more serious allergies. Not only can he wear red envelopes, but he can also suffer from shortness of breath and other phenomena. Strong allergies can even cause shock and death.

"Let's see who we are going to punish for a while."

Lu Xiaofu's ears on the top of his head were shaking angrily. When my system is repaired, I will let you know what it feels like to be possessed by a decrepit god!

Lu Xiaofu squatted in the bathroom for more than half an hour, the system finally struggled out of the tiny amount of alcohol.

【Di-】

[System prompt: The system has returned to normal, and the repair is complete! 】

Lu Xiaofu touched the ear on the top of his head, and it really disappeared.

Lu Xiaofu immediately said: "Okay, then let's go and show that Bai Jiehai a good look!"

【Di-】

[System prompt: o(*////▽////*)q]

Wait……

and many more……

Lu Xiaofu's back felt a little chilly, and the system was still acting cute. This is a sign that it hasn't been repaired at all, right?

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