[Quick Transmigration] The leisurely life of Xiao Shuaishen

"Sir, please take the cappuccino you ordered slowly."

A young girl in the uniform of a coffee shop employee puts a paper cup from a tray on the table with a shy smile on her face.

Lu Xiaofu raised his head and glanced at the paper cup.

【Di-】

【Low Fat Matcha Latte】

Immediately, a phantom similar to a label appeared on the paper cup.

"Excuse me."

Lu Xiaofu stopped the waitress girl and said, "My coffee seems to be wrong."

The waitress girl was a little surprised, and quickly glanced at the receipt on the tray, with a sorry expression on her face, and said, "I'm sorry sir, I'm really sorry, it seems that I made a mistake."

She hurriedly changed a paper cup, put it in front of Lu Xiaofu, and said, "This is your cappuccino, the cup just now is the matcha latte on the table next to you, sorry sir."

"It's nothing." Lu Xiaofu shook his head indifferently.

There are not many customers in the cafe in the afternoon, so it is very peaceful and serene.

Lu Xiaofu sat in the corner of the coffee shop with a hardcover book in his hand.He is wearing a well-tailored black suit, which sets off his tall and slender figure, fair skin, and amazingly exquisite features. Danfeng's eyes are hooked inside and out, and the bridge of his nose is high. Coupled with his thin lips, he gives people a cold abstinence breath.

"Ding-dong-"

"Welcome~"

The door of the coffee shop was pushed open, and a middle-aged man with a beer belly walked in.

Lu Xiaofu raised his head, his obsidian-like deep eyes flickered, and his gaze was fixed on the beer belly man who entered the store.

【Di-】

Immediately above the beer belly man's head, a virtual label that only Lu Xiaofu could see appeared.

【The man whose fate deviates from the predetermined track】

The cafe was relatively dark, the man with a beer belly was wearing sunglasses, and he didn't take them off when he came in, he looked like a big horse with a golden sword.He looked around, probably looking for someone.

Maybe it was because he was wearing sunglasses that it was too dark to see clearly, and he was only looking around, the beer belly man bumped into the waiter carrying the plate in front of him.

The waitress girl was almost knocked down by him, and the plate in her hand fell to the ground with a "snap". The cup of cappuccino that was just made was still steaming, and it just shattered directly on the ground, splashing all over the place. ground coffee.

"What are you doing?! Do you have eyes?"

The waiter who was hit hadn't said anything yet, but the beer belly man complained first, shouting loudly: "Do you want to die? Do you want to die?!"

"Splash me all over you know?"

"Do you know how much my clothes cost?"

"You sold both kidneys, and it's not enough to pay for it!"

The little waitress was frightened by his shouting, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry customer, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The man with the beer belly brushed his sleeves, and there were whispers among the people beside him. They all thought that the man with the beer belly bumped into someone accidentally, but seeing how rich and arrogant he looked, no one dared to meddle in other people's business.

The little girl in the waiter kept bowing and apologizing, but the beer belly regained her spirits and said, "Tell me, how do you want to compensate? I'm your guest, and that's how you treat guests? I don't think you seem to have much money." , or sleep with me, I don't care about it."

"Guests, stop joking." The waiter girl had an embarrassed expression on her face.

"Who is joking with you? I have a lot of money. If you make me happy, you don't have to work hard here to earn the two dollars, right?"

The man with a beer belly had a wretched expression, and he wanted to reach out to hold the young girl's hand as he spoke.

"Clap" sound.

The beer belly man's hand was blocked, and he didn't even touch the waitress girl's hair.

Lu Xiaofu didn't know when he had already stood beside them, lowering his eyes condescendingly to look at the beer belly man.

"Who are you? Meddle in your own business, don't you?!"

The man with the beer belly was interrupted, and suddenly became unhappy, shouting with foam at the mouth.

While shouting, he looked up and down Lu Xiaofu probingly, and his first reaction was surprise.I thought this man was too good-looking, but it was a pity that he was a man. If it was a woman, she would definitely...

Before the beer belly man finished thinking, his eyes met Lu Xiaofu's.

They were a pair of red phoenix eyes hooked inside and turned up outside, especially deep and black.

For a moment, the man with the beer belly subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and a strange chilly feeling climbed up his spine, and goose bumps appeared all over his body.

Lu Xiaofu's voice was nice, with a sense of aloofness, he said concisely: "Do you need me to call the police?"

"Call the police?" The man with the beer belly suddenly panicked when he heard the word call the police, and immediately waved his hand and said, "Are you sick? What do you call a policeman for such a trivial matter! Today is really unlucky, can I count it as bad luck? I'm not at your house Let's drink coffee!"

The beer belly man cursed, turned around and pushed open the door of the coffee shop to leave.

Lu Xiaofu stood still, but the moment the beer belly man turned to leave, his thin lips curled into a slight arc.

It seems to be smiling, but the smile doesn't reach the eyes.

"Sir, thank you very much for your help." Seeing that the beer belly man had left, the waiter girl hurriedly thanked Lu Xiaofu, and said, "Otherwise, I don't even know what to do."

Lu Xiaofu didn't answer the waitress, but said in a very low voice: "It's about to start..."

"Sir?" said the waiter girl, "What did you say? I didn't catch you."

"It's nothing."

Lu Xiaofu didn't say much, and looked calmly at the floor-to-ceiling glass of the coffee shop. Outside the glass, a little sparrow landed on the top of a tree——

"Oh!"

The beer belly man slammed the door and left the coffee shop. The sound of slamming the door was so loud that the little sparrow on the branch fluttered in alarm.

The branches swayed accordingly, and a fallen leaf fluttered down; the fallen leaf fell silently on the balcony on the third floor of the small building, and happened to fall into a flower pot; Instantly tilted to one side; the flower pot swayed twice, and fell from the balcony on the third floor...

The man with a beer belly came out of the coffee shop and was about to cross the road when he saw a black shadow fall down on his head.

"Snapped!!"

With a crisp sound, the beer belly man stopped in time, and the flower pot fell two steps away in front of him, without any danger.

The man with the beer belly was startled by the flower pot, he was both happy and angry, he raised his head and started cursing.

"Damn! What are you doing upstairs?"

"I'll paralyze you!"

"Scare me!"

"I killed your whole family, you believe..."

He was only in the middle of swearing, the beer belly man was only focused on swearing, he didn't pay attention to his feet at all, there was a loud "boom", he tripped hard on the steps under his feet, and fell straight down.The most unlucky thing was that his head fell on the steps and he passed out all of a sudden.

The passers-by who passed by all exclaimed, and hurriedly called the police, and those who called the ambulance called the ambulance.

In less than 2 minutes, the police rushed over quickly, ready to work together to move the unconscious beer belly man to the sidewalk, so as not to cause another accident when he fell down on the road.

A few people lifted it vigorously, "click", something fell out of the beer belly man's clothes, it turned out to be a big bag of drugs...

This man with a beer belly who looks very rich, came to the coffee shop to meet with people today to resell drugs. He didn't expect some "accidents" to happen, and he got home. Because of the chain incident caused by a sparrow, he was just like that. The police took it away.

【Di-】

[Xiaoshenlu Xiaofu number 666, congratulations on completing the last part of the intermediate mission of the Shenshen]

Lu Xiaofu is not an ordinary person, he is a fairy.Of course, Lu Xiaofu is not an ordinary god, because he is a decrepit god.

Shuaishen, as the name suggests, anyone who encounters Shuaishen will give a nod, the light one will be unlucky and hit a wall, and the severe one will be a disaster of blood and light!

The unlucky God of Decline is an indispensable job in the heavenly court. In fact, the reason is very simple.Although yin and yang coordinate the six reincarnations, the world is impermanent, and many things will always deviate from the original predetermined track.

The most vicious people get rich and powerful, and the heinous people gain both fame and fortune. Once such an unnatural situation occurs, the bad spirit will step in to correct those deviating fates...

The existence of Failing God is actually equivalent to a punishment from heaven.

And Lu Xiaofu is such a bad god.

【Di-】

[You can officially start the advanced task, and only after completing the task can you get the title of Advanced Fading God, whether to accept it or not]

A virtual screen appeared in front of Lu Xiaofu, he nodded and said to himself, "Accept."

【Di-】

[The first ring of advanced tasks: repay the favor! 】

"Repay the favor?" Lu Xiaofu frowned slightly. He has completed hundreds of missions since he became a low-level god of decline. His punishment has never been fulfilled, but he repays his kindness...

This is the first time I have seen such a "decadent mission".

[Repayment object: Gu Linzhou (mortal)]

Lu Xiaofu waved his hand lightly, and a photo of Gu Linzhou appeared on the virtual screen. He looked strange, as if he had never seen it before, and he didn't remember any kindness this mortal had towards him.

【Di-】

[Complete the task to get the title of Advanced Fading God]

[Whether to accept the task]

Although Lu Xiaofu was a little confused, he decided to accept it without hesitation.He has worked hard for hundreds of years in order to advance to the title of high-ranking god of decline, and he can't give up all his previous efforts just because the task is a little strange.

[Xiaoshenlu Xiaofu number 666, the task of repaying gratitude has started]

[Whether to teleport to the task target Gu Linzhou]

Lu Xiaofu raised his hand, intending to choose [Yes], but he paused and said, "Please teleport me closer, the closer the better, and it's best to see the task target as soon as you open your eyes. Don't be like the one above The same as last time, separated by half a mortal earth."

【Di-】

[The request is reasonable and will be sent soon]

Come closer……

The closer the better...

Open your eyes...

This is not the first time Lu Xiaofu has sent missions, and he has quite a lot of experience.After feeling dizzy, Lu Xiaofu gradually regained consciousness.

The big bed is soft and the quilt is very comfortable.

A beam of strong light slipped in through the gaps in the heavy curtains, barely illuminating the dimly lit room.

The moment Lu Xiaofu opened his eyes, he saw a man lying beside him, covered with the same quilt, and the man was less than two centimeters away from the tip of his nose.

Lu Xiaofu could even feel the man's breath, gently sweeping over his cheek ambiguously, entangled and intertwined with his own breath.

On the carpet in the room, suits, ties, and shirts were scattered all over the floor...

【Di-】

A virtual label appeared on the man's head.

【Gu Linzhou】

【(Unclothed) Object of Repayment】

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