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Interpol x mental patient 9

[Baidu question: What is the reason for false pregnancy? 】

[Best answer: 1. Caused by psychological factors: because the heart is very eager to get pregnant, so some pregnancy-like symptoms appear on the body, such as nausea, vomiting, fetal movement and so on.

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"... longing to get pregnant?"

Bai Xinghe was shocked by this, and the hand controlling the mouse trembled slightly.

Are curly men male or female?

Could it be that he was preconceived at the beginning and misunderstood the gender of the other party based on appearance?

The curly-haired man sitting on the side carefully adjusted his sitting posture, covered his lower abdomen with his hands, turned a deaf ear to Bai Xinghe's questions, and was totally in need of a beating.

Bai Xinghe got angry: "Don't pretend you can't hear, are you male or female? Anyway, I'm also your 'landlord' and 'roommate', so you have to tell me your gender!"

"Is this question important?" The curly-haired man squinted at him.

"If it's not important, why don't you say it?"

Curly smiled slightly: "Because I don't know. I don't have a complete life and growth experience. It's just a short-lived delusion that is attached to your morbidity. Or is it more appropriate for you to tell me? After all, you are the 'landlord'."

Bai Xinghe: "..."

Damn, this question is beyond the outline.

After saying this, the bedroom fell into silence.

The curly hair of unknown gender is like a pregnant concubine in ancient times, leaning on the sofa cautiously and gracefully, showing his precious and fragile belly, with a faint smile on his face.

He was overwhelmed by his own associations, and immediately calmed down to look for possible situations: "...I think you are a man. In theory, I wouldn't imagine myself as a girl, so why are you pregnant?"

"I'm pregnant because of your one-night stand with Xie Shen. Haven't you taken physiology class?" Curly mocked him, "How about I teach you physiology and hygiene on the spot?"

"Don't distort my question!" Bai Xinghe blushed as soon as that matter was mentioned.Is it because there is no contraception that has led to the current tragedy-but who would have thought that men would also be pregnant? ?

Could it be an additional setting of this dungeon?

His three views were faltering, almost collapsed, and he forcefully retorted: "There is no pregnancy plot in this world, don't think about it, understand? You and I are both patients. Pregnancy is your illusion. This is called 'false pregnancy' , you want to get pregnant so much that's why you're doing this."

"Then what are you going to do now?"

The curly-haired man's smile was extraordinarily calm, he saw through Bai Xinghe's shaking and collapse, as if he had been upgraded from a noble concubine to a queen in place, and he became more confident.

"...Can you imagine symptoms like miscarriage?" After saying this request, Bai Xinghe was already dizzy from his own thunder.

What the hell is he talking about?

"I can't," the curly-haired man shook his head, "This child is the only offspring of the three of us, and it will definitely be born."

Three, three people?

"Of course there are three people. Do you think Xie Shen can just put on his pants and leave irresponsibly?"

...Why does Xie Shen feel a little innocent?

Wait, what does curl mean?

Bai Xinghe was rather horrified: "Are you going to make Xie Shen responsible?"

Curly nodded: "Of course, he is the biological father of the child."

Did something go wrong...

Curly said again: "When the baby is born, we will go find him."

There are too many slots, he is already confused: "Please, what are you doing for a living?"

Is it like in TV dramas, in a stormy night, in a lonely and cold palace, a young and beautiful woman in labor... a man in labor, hoarse and sweating on a bed, while the maid Bai Xinghe shakes off the quilt and shouts anxiously: "Hurry up!" I gave birth! I saw the head of Longzi! My lady hold on!"

Accompanied by a loud cry, the first child of Kuaichuan Dynasty was born...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

"Don't you like children? It looks like you." Curly's tone was so gentle that water could be wrung out. Not only that, but there was a dazzling radiance of the Virgin Mary all over her body.

Bai Xinghe's eyes were stung, and he almost shed tears: "It's only been full for more than two months, and it's just a bunch of cells, let alone it looks like me, it's really scary."

"Because I think it's more beautiful for a child to look like you."

"Shut up!"

That's just an illusion.

No man can conceive, there is no such thing at all, unless this world is Jinjiang's male and female son Wen.

Bai Xinghe argued with him for a long time, not only failed to correct the other party's misunderstanding, but also ruined his own three views. The loss outweighed the gain for a while, exhausted, and applied for a truce with curly hair: "I won't argue with you anymore, let me rest for a bit."

Warm reminder from curly hair: "Pay attention to your body, you are very fragile now."

Bai Xinghe was hit by his thunderous words again, and shouted unbearably: "You are not allowed to speak today!"

...Finally quiet.

Who would have thought that on the first day he was released from prison, he was not happy at all, and even came up with the dangerous idea of ​​going back to the mental hospital to take medicine and injections.

But soon the thought was driven away by drowsiness.

He didn't sleep well at all. In his dream, five or six children were crying loudly, clamoring for their father.

Terrible, terrible.

Could it be that Curly is pregnant with twins?

Suddenly a strong nausea surged into his throat, Bai Xinghe struggled to wake up from the dream, crashed into the bathroom and vomited faintly.

"It's morning sickness."

In the corner, the curly-haired man was like a shadow, and dirty gastric juice dripped from the corner of his mouth when he spoke.

Bai Xinghe supported the wall feebly, and no longer had the energy to quarrel with him: "... so pregnancy is quite uncomfortable?"

It was five o'clock in the morning.

At dawn, the breakfast stall downstairs turned on the boiler, and a cloud of soy milk mist rose.

So hungry.

However, he was exhausted physically and mentally, and he just wanted to lie on the bed and wait for death.

"Hey, hurry up and buy breakfast." The curly-haired man also urged him.

He said weakly: "No, whoever wants to go will go."

The curly hair is also pale and not very strong, after all, they share the same body.

After thinking about it, Curly made a bold suggestion: "You ask Xie Shen to buy breakfast and bring it over."

"...Are you a delivery man?" Bai Xinghe had a bad feeling.

"He's going to be a father soon, is there anything wrong with taking care of you?" Curly picked up the phone as a matter of course, and quickly dialed a number.

Is there a mistake?If Xie Shen finds out that he is becoming a father, he may have to call 120 on the spot, okay?

"You stop!"

Bai Xinghe was so frightened that he rushed over to snatch the phone back, but Curly naturally refused, and the two of them scrambled on the sofa.

Since the two share their bodies, their force values ​​are perfectly consistent, and they are evenly matched in fights. The poor mobile phone was held down by four hands and shaken to no avail, and finally fell to the floor with a bang.

However, the call got through.

Xie Shen's voice promptly pressed the pause button for the two of them: "What's wrong with calling so early?"

Bai Xinghe reacted extremely quickly, regardless of his suspected pregnant body, he straightened up on the spot, swooped and snatched the mobile phone on the floor.

"I'm fine," he said breathlessly.

"...Is it really all right?" Xie Shen was very skeptical.

"real."

"Then why did you call me?"

"Uh……"

Can't take this.

You can't say "I didn't hit it, it was curly hair".

After hesitating for a second, Curly has already moved to the phone and answered for him: "Because I miss you."

Bai Xinghe: "..."

Conscience, this is by no means his sincere words, but Curly and his voice are the same, which is more misleading than that text message...

Xie Shen was silent for a while, and said on the other end of the phone: "Me too...tonight, can I go and see you?"

"Impossible!" Bai Xinghe resolutely refused with a loud roar, fearing that something might change.

Xie Shen seemed shocked by the roar, and said after a while, "Okay. Then when will you come to the country?"

"The folk orchestra is going to perform elsewhere, the cherries are ripe, and they are also the last batch," Xie Shen asked him, "...Aren't you coming?"

Of course he would like to go to the country to eat cherries or something on vacation.

but now……

"I can't go, I'm sorry," Bai Xinghe was wronged and unable to express, "I have a little trouble, I have to solve it."

Why the fuck.

Obviously already taking medicine, curly hair is still lingering?

"what's up?"

"You can't control it," he hesitated, "Anyway... let's do this first, excuse me."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Xinghe stared at the curly-haired man on the sofa.

"What do you really want?" He asked feebly, "Have children? Do you like children so much?"

Hey, is this why curly hair steals children in the middle of the night?

The curly-haired man chuckled, "I don't want to answer you."

Bai Xinghe was so angry that he didn't want to talk to him anymore, he found the medicine prescribed by the hospital in his luggage and swallowed several pills.

What curly hair, children, go to hell!

Having said that, he was still very worried about what Curly would do when he was not prepared.

He originally thought that he would have to fight alone with Curly Hair for a year and a half until a hallucination was born and held a full moon banquet. Unexpectedly, the next night, a helper volunteered to come to the door.

"Are you ill?"

While speaking, Xie Shen glanced behind him—the baby carriage of unknown purpose.

"You can see that?"

"Guess."

Xie Shen entered the door with ease, and stopped beside the stroller.

He picked up a pacifier: "What are you buying this for?"

"...I didn't buy it!" Bai Xinghe kicked the stroller away, and said angrily, "I told him that I couldn't buy it, but he still went shopping on Taobao."

Xie Shen probably understood what his troubles were.

"Why did he buy this?"

"Do you really want to know?" When he asked back, his eyes showed pity for no reason, "If you ask, it may explode."

"What is it?" Xie Shen asked.

Bai Xinghe then closed his eyes and threw the bomb: "Then I'll just say it straight. I'm pregnant, and the child is yours."

Xie Shen: "..."