I am a CP fan of me and my teammates

How nice to be cool guys together!Group photos will also look more like a couple!I'm even happier knocking!

"No." He decisively refused.

"Then you laugh with me." I backed down a step.

"No." He refused to compromise.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, I won't take pictures." I snatched my phone back.

"Aren't you going to shoot?" Ji Wanli asked me, his tone seemed to be cannibalistic, scary.Although I have already admitted that I am cowardly, I still pretend to be cool, "I will not shoot."

"Hmm..." Then his lips were covered, and he pressed me down and kissed me for 10 minutes. He made me lose my mind, and repeated: "Smile or not?"

My lips were sticky and greasy. Looking at him, several pictures flashed before my eyes. It was strange. I always felt like I had seen this scene before. What was familiar was not the expression, not the scene, but as if he asked me whether to smile or not. After asking thousands of times, realizing this, the apricot and cherry blossoms were dripping with light rain, scattered one after another, and my eyes were blank.

"Laugh, laugh..."

I squeezed out a smile with doubts, and Ji Wanli was satisfied just now, but when he pressed the shutter button, my brain suddenly felt a dull pain.

It's true to say it a thousand times and I still want to say it

"it hurts--"

The world spun around in an instant, the screen stopped turning black and white, the long and slow pain exploded, and penetrated into the limbs along the blood vessels. In seconds, I had a fatal hallucination, and Ji Wanli's voice suddenly raised, "Xia Shower!"

He called my name, as if he was trying to recall something. I had never seen him look so anxious, and he was a little frightened.

"I..." I didn't know how to describe my current feeling, the headache gradually subsided, "I have a little headache."

Seeing that I was still able to speak and respond to his call, he breathed a sigh of relief, grabbed me and walked out.

"I'll take you to the hospital."

"No, no, no, it suddenly hurt a lot just now... It's no longer painful now."

He was dubious, "Are you all right?"

"It's okay!" I just don't know why I have a sudden headache. I think I have to stay alone and recall what happened. "I'm probably sleepy and want to take a nap. You can go back. I will post on Weibo right away. Remember Like and retweet."

Ji Wanli said yes first, and soon brought me a cup of hot tea made from cherries, and left without saying anything. His thoughtfulness and concern made me feel strange emotions.On weekdays, I have to eat sweets until I can fly. I have a good boyfriend, a strong husband, a good father, etc. Today, I only have one thought, does he like me?

No, I put forward a guess and then denied it myself. If he really likes me, the two of us won’t be dating for only one week, it must be two weeks anyway!

Taking a sip of the warm tea that didn't burn my mouth, I carefully looked at the group photo he took, and I was smiling. Ji Wanli looked at me and smiled. The two people in the picture are perfect match from the hairline to the root of the beard. The atmosphere was sweet and beautiful, and tons of pink bubbles came out, which made me kiss the screen several times.

Ah, my CP is electricity and light is the only myth!It is the universe, faith is the salvation of all mankind!The sky falls apart in the same frame, the earth shakes when you look at each other, go to bed with Star Wars, get married and the universe explodes!It is the most true destiny!

I couldn't stop crying after expressing my emotions, and I still want to say that it is true after saying it a thousand times.

When the group photo was posted, Weibo immediately burst into tears and wolves. Thousands of CP fans who felt as sweet as me performed online crying Great Wall, and the sound of locking was one after another.

And my only fans didn't die of anger, because I was the second most popular in the group and was overwhelmed by Ji Wanli. They have always hated Ji Wanli, and they didn't care whether Ji Wanli and I really had a good relationship. Ji Wanli was bullied, squeezed out by his teammates and suppressed by the company. Every Ji Wanli's resources were taken away from me, and he wanted to untie Ji Wanli and me.

@4526: @方去病优少@方去病优先@方去病优先生 hello is there?you are dead!

@夏夏夏夏波、: Baby, don’t force yourself, don’t take pictures if you don’t like it, mom is so sad to see you smiling so reluctantly QAQ

@做雨达人: Is the company dead? Chaohua ranks fourth, Baidu index male idol ranks third, how many rotten ones do you sell? [smile]

@jgfh: It’s okay to pour water into the coffee in the backstage, and pull your [horse] Xipi

@face temple: fqbnmsl

@夜1131 Reply to @jgfh: I can’t even fill the second place with water, you will die first after cooking the waste 8

@马玉玉不向人: Whoever posts a group photo is posting wheat bran to look at some rubbish. Posting it upside down once explodes in place [breeze][breeze]

@爆炸吴彦祖: Wannian’s second child sucks blood less, right?What kind of dirty water is being poured? The data guy doesn't know who it is, and thinks he is innocent without a background?I'm afraid that even the entertainment industry doesn't know how to get in, is the butt clean?

……

Weibo comments can’t be read at all, they are basically swearing and cursing that the company is dead and forcing me and my teammates who have backstage data irrigation to sell corrupt, Wei Fan who is insulted by Ji Wanli like this is not happy, and instead sprays on me as a million-year-old Second, the popularity of the post was the first to hype CP blood-sucking, and soon fans from both sides tore into the top ten hot searches. No one noticed my original intention of posting Weibo-to imply that fans and our group have started to sleep together.

Passing through the comments that insulted my anal fissure, even Ma Yinglong couldn't afford it, I deeply felt what it means to be unworthy in the world.

bargain

The situation gradually got out of control. Seeing that they were going to be on the headlines of the hot searches, Ji Wanli retweeted my Weibo in a timely manner and asked me what I had for dinner.Only then did the fan group war subside, and we turned to look forward to our new group comprehensive and personal resources in the future.

But the teasing in Weibo comments still left an unpleasant shadow on me. In order to be more happy, I clicked into the support club group. The CP fans in it are different from Wei fans. Tens of thousands of messages were swiped, and the discussion was very heated.

Huahua: There are so many things Hesu can do

Sister Wan: Face each other day and night, kissing and holding hands while no one is around...

Shiraishi Baishi: When other people appeared, they immediately separated and pretended not to know each other, because office romances cannot be discovered [嘻嘻]

Sister Wan: Office Romance I Love So Much

tuirtyu: I love it too...

girlwe: Is there any capitalized text?

Huahua: Please write!

Rain Showers: Share Links

wyszd: Thank you! ! ! !

Although only fans are my reborn parents, who spend money on giving me so much unique true love, but sometimes they are too persecuted and delusional, too like parents who over-dote on their children, which is really irrational.

It's better to be a CP fellow with me.

girlwe: It doesn’t matter if it’s a co-camp and sneaks into your teammate’s room to sleep at night, right?

Huahua: It’s okay, it’s said that there is no camera in the room, only during the day can the camera uncle go in to take pictures, and at night you can do whatever you want [Thinking]

Sister Wan: In other words, the two of them can make out whatever they want at night?

Huahua: dei!

Ikuta Hina: Understood, Ji Wanli and Xia Zhenyu doi tonight!

Latter Rain is married: doi is a must!The point is to do it several times!

Mobile phone user 1852369214: Three times! ! !

girlwe: Three times! ! !

Xiaoyu on my bed: three times! ! !

Evening Shower Support Club V: Too few!seven times! ! ! !

Everyone guessed three times in unison, but I believe that Ji Wanli's strength is definitely more than three times. After shouting seven times, the group became quiet like a cold wind passing through, and no one spoke. I don't know why it was so cold.

Evening shower support club V: Why don't you talk?Do you hate me [grievance] [grievance] [grievance]

After a while, a girl gave me a popular science.

Original wash: subcutaneous, men up to three times a night, seven times is unrealistic.

Evening Shower Support Club V: Is that so? !

Yuan Xi: This is common sense...everyone in the circle of rotten girls knows

I was at a loss, I never knew that there was a maximum of three times a night, I thought it would be a few times if I thought about it a few times.Alas, a virgin is so sad, not as many girls know about this kind of thing, I said with a guilty conscience that I already knew that I would not look forward to seven times a night, and then hurriedly logged off.

It's shameful not to know common sense. It seems that I still have a lot of knowledge to supplement, so I can't just talk about it.

I searched for rotten girls on Baidu, and I carefully studied all kinds of common sense and terminology. For example, Meidi, regardless of the popularity of one side, the most popular pair of CPs among all CPs in the circle is Meidi. The Meidi of our group is the captain and heavy industry. The CP output and CP fans are the most in the group.

Another example is pink, which means that CP sends out sugar. If there is enough sugar, it will be upgraded to blood red.The creation of fanart comics that only adults can read is called driving or "eat meat", and the old driver can refer to the author who created this type of graphics and texts.There are also exclusive titles for the author, such as Da Da, Mrs., Teacher, and Goddess. They are called in ascending order according to the degree of liking.

I took notes while studying, and before I knew it, it was time for dinner.

The dishes are made by Yang Zhonggong. He is super good at cooking because he loves to stay at home, so it is not a problem for him to cook a full banquet. Zhou Yiyi always speaks softly to him because of this. Foodies naturally like cooks.

After eating and drinking, I put down my chopsticks, "Call me when I wash the dishes."

While washing the dishes, Ji Wanli came to ask me if I had a headache. I told him it didn't hurt. He felt relieved and handed me the dirty dishes, while turning the water to lukewarm.

Such a careful action made me stunned. After thinking for a while, I still asked the question that had been repeated more than ten times without hope.

"Are you in love with me?"

"No."

He answered very decisively. It seems that I really have no hope of continuing to fall in love with him. The end of the relationship is coming soon. I have no intention of washing the dishes. I just want to