I am a CP fan of me and my teammates

Make me the most annoying person in the world.

I'm dead, my CP is fake.

love is perseverance

Well-founded

fall in love every minute

candy online

At Ji Wanli's insistence, Xu Nuo obediently changed rooms with him.

I know that Ji Wanli definitely has nothing to talk to me about, he just wants to be with me, I am so happy, Xindao will take pictures and tell fans that we are in the same room.Although the moment he saw the bed, the drowsiness rushed towards his face like a raging tide.Playing songs is exhausting every day, it is difficult to be an idol, and it is even more difficult to be an idol and CP fan.

Fortunately, the hot water made me sober up a lot. I sorted out all the production addresses of Aite today in the bathroom, wrote comments for the same humanities I have been chasing, and switched to the official Weibo. Switch back to the support club's Weibo and scream and retweet ah ah ah ah ah ah ah sleep together!

The comments below are all crazy, and everyone expressed that they want to take a pen to write □□ to commemorate our two roommates, I happily applaud my colleagues through the screen of my mobile phone, come on!Forcibly drugged and drunk, sexually comforting each other, ABO Sentinels and guides are all up!Just waiting for the meat!

To be honest, if it wasn’t for me and Ji Wanli, I would definitely not be so happy. My current happiness is all given by myself. How should I put it, it’s really lucky to be able to get a CP who can send candy to me online.

I hope every CP fan can learn from my experience.

I liked all the comments that said to be produced one by one, I fully closed the app and got ready to get dressed and go to bed, the lock screen showed that today is Tuesday, I glanced at it casually, and the smile froze on my face.

today! !Tuesday! ! !

Four days have passed from Friday to Tuesday, that is to say, Ji Wanli and I have only 72 hours left to be our weekly lovers. I realized again the problem that kept me awake all night yesterday, so I wrapped up my bathrobe and rushed out .

"Ji Wanli!"

"Huh?" Ji Wanli was staring at the window in a daze, but was shocked by my startled look, and his expression was not good, "Just tell me if you have something to do, why are you crazy?"

I trotted up to him, grabbed his collar and asked, "We're only dating for a week, right?"

He didn't understand why I was so excited all of a sudden, "Huh?"

"Only three days! I only have three days to fall in love with you!"

"So what." He narrowed his eyes, and the city lights fell on his light brown pupils through the floor-to-ceiling windows, shining like stars, clearly reflecting my thoughts, "Or, do you want to continue with extra time."

"I want to! I really want to, I always think about it!"

"..."

"Can I ask for more time, a week is not enough to talk about your relationship."

"Two weeks."

"It's too short, can I live forever?" I cut straight to the point, Ji Wanli's pretty face was full of rejection.

"impossible."

He said clearly that he doesn't like me, so naturally it is impossible to talk about a lifelong love with me. Now the only way is to make him like me.

"Okay Ji Wanli, tell me what kind of man you like if you don't speak secretly, I will become like that from tomorrow, just ask you to like me. As long as you are willing to like me, I can Transformers!"

"That's why you think I like you?"

"It's not that I want you to fall in love with me."

"..." Ji Wanli rarely showed a surprised expression, "I didn't expect you to like me so much that I must like you."

"Yes," I scratched my face in embarrassment. It's not right to simply say how much I like him. What I like is the CP formed by me and him.He must be incapable of understanding, and I can only try to explain, "I super super like everything that happened between you and me... super super hope that we can be together."

At the beginning when Ji Wanli and I became CPs, I had heard about the tragic experiences of many of my colleagues. The main character was at odds with each other on the surface, desperately trying to sell rotten candy, but in fact the two were married, and one party was straight and the other was married. No matter how one party can't change the last stranger.I hope that the shattered dreams and BE experienced by CP fans in those years will not repeat the same mistakes in my CP.

If possible, I really want to tell him that I like our CP so much that I can give my all. I think we will wake up laughing in our dreams when we want to get married. Don't worry about falling in love with me.

What about the straight guy?

Probably because of my true feelings, absolute infatuation, there is a kind of love called too tight, Ji Wanli's attitude has eased, and he is no longer as tough as before, his tight lips are slightly loose, and the corners of his eyes are also restrained, cold and natural Falling in peace, I am heartbroken by the beauty.

"I like……"

"Say what you say, I'll take a note and write it down. It will be exactly the same, and it will become what you asked for!"

He lowered his eyes, and told me while recalling, "I can't do anything well, cry, timid, introverted, people who need my protection."

"Forehead……"

"Are you sure you can become like this?"

I used to be very motivated, but when Ji Wanli asked, I shrank instantly.

His answer is almost the same as that of the reporter’s interview just now, but I think it is different, because just now I can perfectly substitute and brainwash myself to be the type he likes. Unable to take off the exclusive filter of CP fans, he is soberly aware that the type he likes cannot match my eight buckets of water.

It's a far cry.

"Excuse me, I'm not the kind of person you like at all, and I can't become that.

I can do everything well through hard work, and I can walk with the wind, climb mountains and go down to the sea.I don't like to shed tears but I like to laugh silly, especially when I hit CP.I'm rarely afraid of anything, unless there's an apocalyptic zombie outbreak.I am an extrovert and I met a buddy who I was in the game and chatted for a long time.I carry anti-wolf spray with me and can kill ten pigs with one punch, and I don't need the protection of others at all.

"Yes, you are not the person I like at all, and you will always be like that." Taking off his coat, Ji Wanli was satisfied with my self-knowledge, "So, stop dreaming that I can like you, just give up. "

After speaking, he picked up his pajamas and planned to take a bath, but I held his hand to prevent him from leaving.

"Yeah, I won't give up!"

I can be single, but my CP must get married!

"How do you know which type of person you must like?"

"I……"

"Although I can't become what you asked for, as the only me in the world, I also have my special features and advantages, which no one else has."

Dale Carnegie said that if you can’t become the chicken that customers want to buy, let them buy ducks instead. I tried my best to sell myself and hoped that Ji Wanli would directly change the type he likes, but he was not interested four times all over his face. Word, "Oh."

"Can I show you? Maybe you will fall in love with me?"

"I'm sleepy, you'd better hurry up."

Stumbling and running out of bed, I took a deep breath, mobilized the qi in my dantian, gathered my internal strength, and stretched out my hand—squeezed the muscles on my face hard.

"Become Wu Yanzu!"

Ji Wanli: "..."

Seeing that he didn't respond, I let go of my hand to adjust my expression, then frowned and pretended to be deep.

"Become Takeshi Kaneshiro!!"

Ji Wanli: "..."

Okay, it seems that it is useless to become a handsome guy, I can only use the trump card, I lowered my eyes and pursed my mouth, with an expression of about to cry.

"Turn into a sad emoji!!!"

Ji Wanli finally responded: "Xia Shower."

I was surprised and delighted, and kept my current appearance and leaned over, "How is it? Do you feel my strengths? Do you like me? Huh?"

"You look so ugly." As he spoke, he raised his phone and snapped a photo at a distance of less than half a meter. "Weibo."

"Wow, don't post on Weibo! I don't have any makeup and my hair is in a mess, posting photos on Weibo will kill you, Ya Die!"

"already sent."

"Then delete it!"

"My Weibo is beyond your control."

"Taking pictures without my permission is a violation of my portrait rights, be careful and I will sue you!"

I tried to grab Ji Wanli's cell phone, but I was too anxious to slip and fell on him. He caught me firmly and held me in his arms. He didn't want me to move around. I didn't forget my mission, so I struggled to grab it. Holding the corner of his clothes and continuing to snatch the phone, he held the phone and hid everywhere but didn't look at me.

Why don't you look at me?I was a little surprised, and couldn't help lowering my head, only to find that the pajamas on my body were baggy, as if I was barely wearing any clothes.

Oh.

I understand.

He agreed to be a straight man, so what is a teammate who dare not look at disheveled clothes?Although it's an improper boyfriend-boyfriend relationship now, you can do a lot of life-harmonious things, so it shouldn't be a taboo.

I stopped fighting and deliberately teased him, "Ji Wanli, look at me, you are here, afraid, what?"

kiss, roll

He coughed dryly and still didn't look at me, just asked me to put on my clothes.

"Get dressed."

"No problem, but you have to watch me wear it."

I think I look a bit like Hong Shixian, no matter what, how can I get married without Hong Shixian CP now?Unlike Hong Shixian, men cannot be happy!

Ji Wanli resolutely refused, "No."

"If you don't see what I'm wearing, how will you know if I'm wearing it well?"

"Huh? You won't go to the bathroom to look in the mirror?!"

"I want you to look at me."

"dont see."

"Why?" I frantically tested him, "Aren't you embarrassed?"

"I don't like looking at men's bodies."

"Oh fine."

What, it turned out to be a straight man who just didn't want to look at the man's body. I thought he didn't look at it because he had a special feeling for my body. After a little disappointment, I slid to the silk on my shoulders. The neckline is pulled back into place.

"Then remember to delete Weibo! Although I don't want to admit it