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Chapter 173 Neo Is Miserable 1 Male

In the early morning, the program team opened the bamboo curtains that blocked the thatched hut, and the bright sun shone on several guests.

Qi Weiyi has always slept like a vampire, unable to stand noise and light.

Almost before the staff approached, I heard the sound of them stepping on the sand and woke up.

The bamboo curtain was pulled open, and he stared at the approaching camera with a cold face, his eyes were resentful and sharp.

The photographer who originally wanted to scare him was startled by Qi Weiyi, who greeted with trembling voice, "Good morning, Weiwei."

"En." Qi Weiyi sat up slowly, stretched his waist, and moved his stiff body.

Even if the conditions given by the props are good enough, it is still uncomfortable for such a precious person to sleep on the ground all night.

The photographers didn't speak any more, they worked hard to take pictures of him getting up.

Usually, artists are not allowed to shoot when they wake up and don't have time to put on makeup.

But Qi Weiyi never had such a taboo.

He is young and has very good skin. Even if the camera is close, it is difficult to photograph pores, and he is especially good without makeup.

Finally recovering from getting up, Qi Weiyi rubbed his eyes and turned over, and saw two men lying far away in the corner, still sleeping soundly.

Qi Weiyi rolled his eyes, asked the photographer for a machine, and excitedly walked over to aim at them.

Neo had a dream of a group of wives and concubines, he hugged left and right, immersed in the dream and did not want to wake up.

Suddenly a light flashed, and the wives and concubines on the left and right turned into Qi Weiyi's appearance.

"No...don't come here..." Although Qi Weiyi is good-looking, but thinking of his character, neo instinctively wants to run away.

He frowned and wanted to get out of the dream, and finally opened his eyes with difficulty. What was aimed at him was the dark lens and Qi Weiyi's face.

"The patient has finally woken up!" Qi Weiyi was excited and announced to neo, "Mr. Zhu Jinwang, you have been asleep for ten years."

"What?" Neo was stunned for a few minutes, looking around at the desolation and desolation, almost believing Qi Weiyi's nonsense.

"Scared me to death, is there a new plot arranged by the program group?" Neo sat up covering his heart, and asked suspiciously, "Who is Zhu Jinwang?"

Qi Weiyi returned the camera and said casually, "Read it upside down."

Neo: ...

Still you can play.

Today's first job is still to repair the Great Wall.

After waking up, their group was taken to the edge of the Great Wall again, and worked hard to move bricks against the bright rising sun.

It is said that it is hard work, but in fact it is after Neo and Lin Sen.

Qi Weiyi didn't need to say that it was very rare for that boy to be able to sit on it and eat steamed stuffed buns as a supervisor.

And Shao Xixi's side——

"Husband, are you tired? I will wipe your sweat off for you."

"Husband, are you hot? There is a gazebo over there, why don't we go to rest."

"Husband, you must be hungry after being busy for a long time. I have some pastries here. You should take them to fill your stomach first."

"Husband, these heavy jobs are too hard for you to do, just leave them to them."

The beautiful wife waited on her to eat and drink, and even massaged and beat her legs, which made Wang Jinzhu very envious.

Especially when he heard that the heavy work was handed over to him, he was so sour that he turned into lemon juice.

"Hey, young lady, you can't be so partial!" Wang Jinzhu shouted at her.

Meng Jiangnv gave him a strange look, "I'm partial to my husband, what's wrong?"

Seems to be right.Wang Jinzhu's words were blocked, and while pitying himself, he glanced at Lin Sen, who was in need.

"Brother Zhuzi, what do you see me doing?" Lin Sen folded his hands to protect himself, "I don't have that kind of habit!"

"Me neither, what are you thinking!" Wang Jinzhu quickly clarified for himself.

"You really haven't?" Lin Sen gave him a complicated look, "When you were sleeping next to me this morning, you kept calling Weiwei's name."

"It's not what you think!" He just had a nightmare that was all Qi Weiyi's. No matter how Lin Sen said it, he felt like a scumbag.

Wang Jinzhu hurriedly clarified for himself, wanting to explain clearly to Lin Sen.

As a result, Lin Sen gave him a 'understanding' look.

"Stop talking, if I grow up like Weiwei, I can do it too."

Wang Jinzhu stared at him heartbroken, feeling that the child was also confused by appearances at such a young age.

"You don't know anything!"

While the two of them were arguing, there was commotion in the distance, and a man in a black suit walked towards the city wall surrounded by him.

"That's Qin Shihuang? Why doesn't he sit in a sedan chair?" Wang Jinzhu asked.

"Now you don't even have a decent bed, why do you still need a sedan chair?" Qi Weiyi jumped down from the top, and said to him leisurely, "Thinking of how beautiful he is during the day, he can't even sleep in a bed at night, I don't want to be an emperor anymore."

"Later generations of emperors can sleep on the bed." Wang Jinzhu said.

"But they don't have mobile phones!" How boring the nightlife would be without mobile phones!

The man over there walked very slowly, really looking around the Great Wall carefully.

"In fact, Qin Shihuang has not been called emperor for many years. It is said that he has always wanted the elixir of life, but he still died." Qi Weiyi leaned against the shade under the city wall and looked over there coldly, "Eternal emperor is also a poor man. "

"Weiwei, if you talked about the emperor like that in ancient times, you would have been killed long ago." Lin Sen said tremblingly.It was his first time to participate in the recording of a variety show, and every link was extremely real.

"Variety shows don't matter, you will understand after watching more." Wang Jinzhu said to him happily, "Even if you call Qin Shihuang a fatuous tyrant, no one will care!"

"Who said the widow is a tyrant?" Qin Shihuang who didn't know when he came behind them heard it, and waved his big hand with a cold snort, "Come on, let him be tortured by the chariot."

"I was wronged! It was Weiwei who said it first!" The innocent Wang Jinzhu cried out his injustice, trying to drag Qi Weiyi into the water.

Qi Weiyi, who was leaning against the city wall, watched enthusiastically and almost clapped his hands.

"Is there anyone else talking about others?" Qin Shihuang heard his words, moved his eyes to Qi Weiyi, and stared majesticly.

"Hey, Li Bai, the innkeeper who sells glutinous rice balls!" Qi Weiyi quickly summed up his three roles in the last issue.

"Cough." Qin Shihuang coughed in embarrassment.Pretending not to understand his ridicule, he said vaguely, "This time, I will let you go first."

The Qin Shihuang in history acted vigorously and resolutely, and probably would not let go so easily.

But this is a variety show, and it's impossible for him to really do anything to Qi Weiyi.

Even if he wanted to, the cub wouldn't cooperate, he could only create something interesting for others.

Neo's neck, arms, and legs were each wrapped with a piece of thin wool. He lay on the ground in a daze, pinned down by several NPCs and unable to move.

He looked up at the circle of people around him, and asked hesitantly, "What am I going to do now?"

"Being tortured by a broken car," Meng Jiangnu said.

"The car crack sounds familiar, what is it?" Wang Jinzhu was confused.

"Look, you didn't pay attention to class in high school. Car cracking is a criminal law of the Qin Dynasty. It should have been mentioned in the textbook when Shang Yang was mentioned. He died of this criminal law." Qi Weiyi knelt down in front of his head and rubbed Wang Jinzhu blindfolded his eyes, and said pitifully, "Simply put, it's five horses to quarter the body."

Five horses, dismembered corpses?

The neighing of the horse really came from Neo's ears, he struggled and wanted to escape in panic.

The sound of horseshoes from far to near is extremely terrifying.

"Don't, don't! I was wrong! I will never scold the emperor again!" Wang Jinzhu was unable to escape from the arms held down by several big men.

Qi Weiyi was blindfolded again.The five ropes around the neck and arms were retracted, and there was an illusion that he was really going to be torn apart in fear.

"The horse is already put on." Qi Weiyi said gloatingly.

"Hey! What a ferocious horse!" Shao Xixi said in fear.

"My God, isn't this a variety show?" Lin Sen's voice trembled, as if he couldn't believe that he could see such a terrifying scene.

"Screenwriter, what if something happens?" Meng Jiangnv asked tremblingly.

"Don't be afraid, just pay for the medical expenses." The screenwriter who played Qin Shihuang waved his hand, "Let's do it!"

The war horses all neighed!

Neo struggled even more frantically, shouting for mercy, almost crying.

The wool tied around the hands and arms was torn off lightly, and they became taut and motionless.

"Ah!" Neo yelled, without feeling any pain.

Qi Weiyi pulled his hands away, rolled to the ground laughing at his reaction, covered his stomach and went crazy hahahaha.

Wang Jinzhu blinked his eyes and saw clearly the five 'horses' that had been executed just now.

The rough horse's head, with a bamboo pole underneath, is now being stuck to the ground, fixing the five thin threads on his body.

Neo swears that he really heard the feeling of galloping horses just now.

The screenwriter took out a mini speaker from his sleeve, "3D surround sound, small body, big energy, thank you Anyuan Electric for your strong support for this program."

"Are you playing commercials at this time?" Neo angrily tore apart the wool and got up, snatching the mini speaker.

He didn't know which key to press, and the sound of galloping horses came from inside, which was extremely real.

"Hahahahaha!" Qi Weiyi who just got up almost fell to the ground laughing again.

"Actually, I was tricked in the same way last time. He said he wanted me to make money to buy horses, and he gave me this crap." Qi Weiyi laughed so hard that he leaned against the city wall before he fell down, muttering, "An Yuan It’s about to close down, and the few horses can’t afford sponsorship.”

"Weiwei, don't speak ill of the financial master's father." The editor interrupted him seriously, and with a wave of his hand, he entered the role of Emperor Qin, "Okay, you guys follow the widow on the east tour."

"Ah! Finally, there is no need to move bricks!" Lin Sen jumped up happily.

Qi Weiyi looked back, "Walking?"

"I'm walking, what else do you want?" The screenwriter gave him a wary look.

"You carry me!" Qi Weiyi said.

"Come on, drag it down and behead it!"

During the next patrol, the screenwriter took several guests to visit the miniature version of the territory of the Qin Dynasty in detail.

Walking to the other side, at the end of the recording, I finally ran into Yan Qingcheng's group.

"Teacher Chu Xian!" Yan Qingcheng excitedly called to Chu Xian who was following Qin Shihuang, "I have already prepared the three things that best represent Qin culture. When will we start comparing?"

"There is no confrontation in this issue." Chu Xian replied.

Yan Qingcheng's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief.

"Pfft..." She really should participate in a funny variety show.Qi Weiyi didn't hold back his laughter, "I'm afraid I've lived too long in Qin Shihuang's meeting with the premise."

The Qin Dynasty was a unified country, if a serious fight in the street would result in death, how could it be possible to arrange a confrontation.

"The recording is over, let's watch the second episode of "A Thousand Miles of Rivers and Mountains" together." Chu Xian said cheerfully.

Yan Qingcheng's face turned black.

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