MVP in the next examination room

-[Do you believe it? ]

When Yuan Che received this message from Tang Ran, the physics teacher was giving a passionate lecture on the podium.

Yuan Che turned his head and glanced to the right: "?"

Tang Ran sent another message: "They say there are thieves in the school, the kind who specialize in stealing boys' underwear."

[Yuan Che]: "...Steal it and throw it on the playground?"

[Tang Ran]: "Who knows, run faster after this class, and go to the side of the playground to have a look before running exercises."

[Tang Ran]: "Together."

[Yuan Che]: "No."

[Tang Ran]: "Don't you have any curiosity?"

The physics teacher drew a sketch compared to the topic in the textbook, pointed to the blackboard and asked: "Everyone, what kind of motion will the object here be?"

No one said a word.

The physics teacher slapped the blackboard and said, "It's been a few days since school started, and the vacation syndrome is still not healed?! If you don't want to talk together, then answer alone!"

Many students shrank back when they heard the words, trying to reduce their sense of existence.

The physics teacher especially likes to interact in class. However, the enthusiasm of students in this age group seems to have dropped a lot in class. It’s okay when someone takes the lead in answering. Once the top students are hoarse, there will be no support at all. up.

Last semester, the teacher figured out a way, that is, starting from the first student in each column, stand up and answer the questions in turn. Those who are ridiculously wrong, those who can’t answer at all, and those who don’t know what the teacher is asking, all get to the back of the classroom. Standing, students who have been punished to stand indoors for more than three consecutive classes will also be rewarded to cool off in the corridor.

The physics teacher said: "I didn't expect to restore the rules of last semester so soon. It seems that it is not possible to do otherwise. Tang Ran, why are you keeping your head down! Get up and answer questions!"

Tang Ran skillfully stuffed her mobile phone into the interlayer of her schoolbag, stood up and said, "Good teacher."

Then he looked at the teacher with a straight face, which clearly meant "you ask".

teacher:"……"

The physics teacher shouted again: "Yuan Che!"

The students in the back breathed a sigh of relief, after all, the correct answer is about to appear.

The reason why Yuan Che was called "Xue Xianer" was not only because of his excellent academic performance, but also because he had some special "skills". For example, everyone clearly saw him sleeping in class or doing other things with his head down. With an absent-minded look, every time the teacher calls him up to answer questions, he can always answer fluently.

As a result, Yuan Che, bearing the ardent hopes of the students behind him, stood up and talked to the teacher speechlessly.

"..."

The physics teacher was a little annoyed: "You don't even listen to the class, do you? You can learn by yourself, right? I just asked this little ball what kind of sport it is doing here. You two don't even know what you're asking, right?"

Yuan Che lowered his eyelids, staring at the textbook without saying a word.

Tang Ran tried to turn the tide on his own, staring at the sketch on the blackboard for a while, and forcefully answered: "This small ball... should be, um, rolling."

...rolls, there's nothing wrong with it.

The teacher's wonderful expression directly told him whether the answer was correct or not.

Tang Ran hastened to revise the answer before the teacher could speak: "No, I made a slip of the tongue, it should be moving in a straight line...free linear motion."

Physics teacher: "You two give me free linear motion to go to the back now!"

Under the shocked gaze of the whole class, Yuan Che took the textbook and went to the back.

Their shock was very strong, just like the day when Old Feng moved Yuan Che to the front.

how can that be possible?If you are so awesome, if you say you can't answer it, you won't be able to answer it.

The physics teacher clicked on a student behind Yuan Che to get up and answer.

Although Xue Xian'er failed to contribute the correct answer, he bought time for the compatriots behind.

It is also a good deed.

Yuan Che couldn't see anything on the surface, but he was actually annoyed in his heart.

At the same time, I couldn't laugh or cry under everyone's unbelievable eyes.

Just say don't yell blindly at ordinary times, some people really think of him as a "fairy" after yelling.

It's all nonsense that you can learn something well without listening to the lectures. In fact, there are very few times when he doesn't listen at all, and it is usually when he is talking about topics that he is already proficient in.

Sometimes because he didn't sleep well at night and got a headache, he would lie down and close his eyes to rest his mind, and at the same time pay attention to what the teacher was saying, otherwise how could he stand up and answer the questions.

It was indeed an accident just now, Tang Ran's message was too damn timely, he was so busy looking down at the screen that he didn't pay attention to what the teacher asked.

While secretly annoyed, Tang Ran whispered in his ear: "biu~Congratulations on your promotion, becoming a first-class 'stander'."

Yuan Che: "...?" What the hell.

"Don't you know?" Tang Ran was surprised, "We call those who are punished to stand once a 'first-level fighter', also called 'junior fighters'; those who are punished to stand twice are called 'intermediate fighters', and those who are punished to stand three times The one who returned was called 'Senior Station Attendant'."

"..." Yuan Che felt that he had probably been "infected" by Tang Ran, and instinctively asked, "What about the one standing outside?"

Tang Ran said, "Stand on God."

These two words suddenly made Yuan Che feel a burst of despair.

Because he found that his smile seemed to get longer and more crooked.

He had to lower his head and stare hard at the words in the textbook in order to restrain the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise crazily.

However, Tang Ran didn't know how to play, so she leaned up to him and asked, "Is it fun?"

Yuan Che: "..." What a joke.

...but the laugh is so fucking unstoppable.

The physics teacher who was lecturing passionately on the stage turned his head and roared, "Tang Ran! Yuan Che! Why are you so happy to be punished?"

Yuan Che lowered his head and tried to tense his facial muscles, but his shoulders still trembled a little.

Tang Ran was more awesome, he directly lifted the textbook to cover his face, shaking and laughing behind the pages.

Then they both got the chance to directly upgrade to "Standing God".

……

Tang Ran was quite happy, after all, it was more convenient to chat outside.

When it's time to finish class.

"I'm serious, let's go down and have a look," Tang Ran said, "It's just convenient now."

Yuan Che: "...Why are you suddenly so interested in this matter?"

"It doesn't matter if you throw it once," Tang Ran said, "It's definitely not a coincidence the second time. Who is this person and what is his purpose, we have to find out."

Just as I was talking, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and I saw a figure rushing out the back door like a cannonball.

"See?" Tang Ran raised his chin towards Jin Luo's back, "What is a strong thirst for knowledge?"

Immediately afterwards, the teacher's dissatisfied roar sounded in the classroom: "Come back! Did I say that get out of class is over—"

***

Jin Luo trotted all the way back to the area where Class 12 stood in line, and whispered excitedly: "Fuck, there really is! It's in the grass over there!"

Everyone looked in the direction of his finger, and saw that it was another piece of grass. This time, the location was far away from the fence separating the sidewalk outside the school. It was basically certain that there was no pervert throwing clothes outside the school regularly.

Ren Yuzhen: "The first person to arrive at the playground must have a problem. Who was the first to arrive at the playground today?"

Jin Luo: "...me."

Everyone:"…………"

Jin Luo: "Fuck, why are you looking at me like that, you guys are sober... Maybe he threw it during class break?"

Theoretically yes, but practically difficult.

After all, there are only 10 minutes for the last class and the last class.

It is impossible in terms of time to come down from the teaching building closest to the playground and go back after throwing things away.

Ding Yifan pondered: "So, the most likely time...was actually last night??"

***

After going through this kind of thing for three consecutive days, the physical education teachers were the most devastated.

"I seriously suspect that the male students in the school did it," said a teacher. "It's been men's underwear for three days in a row. I just can't figure it out. Why would he do this? He thinks the physical education teacher is a bully?"

"He didn't necessarily target anyone," said another teacher. "I think this kid may be a troublemaker. High school is stressful. Maybe someone used this kind of prank to soothe their emotions?"

"...If this is my son, I will definitely kill him."

"Keep an eye on the breaks these days," said the head of the sports team, frowning. "Don't slack off after cleaning up in the morning. You have to check every break. We must completely prevent this kind of incident from happening again."

A teacher sighed and said, "This means that there are no cameras near the playground, otherwise who would dare to make such trouble?"

"We're applying now," said the sports team leader, "it should be installed after a while."

Contrary to the worries and irritability of the teachers, several boys in class 12 were happily "plotting" something.

"Just tonight," Jin Luo said, "let's see who this panty thief is."

Li Hong expressed his desire to participate, but he is not a resident student.

"What's wrong with being a boarding student," Jin Luo said, "Look at Brother Ran."

Tang Ran has already decided to take part in the action and is persuading Yuan Che to join them.

Yuan Che said that he did not have such a strong curiosity.

Tang Ran: "As quasi-resident students, shouldn't we catch this pervert to ensure future safety?"

Tang Ran: "Just imagine, if one day when you were running, your underwear appeared on the playground..."

Yuan Che's eyelids twitched: "Shut up."

"Come on." Tang Ran said again.

"We have formulated a careful battle plan," Jin Luo helped persuade, "the physical education teacher gets off work early, and Brother Ran has the key to the equipment room. We will wait in the equipment room after evening self-study. You can see who it is from the window. Come throw something."

Tang Ran saw a trace of hesitation in Yuan Che's eyes, and announced first, "Okay, he agreed!"

Jin Luo asked Qin Shuo again, "Are you coming?"

Qin Shuo said, "I want to come, but I have to go home at night."

"Go home?" Jin Luoqi asked, "Have you asked Lao Feng for approval?"

Except on weekends, boarding students need to ask the class teacher for leave if they are not in the dormitory at night.

Tang Ran asked, "What are you doing home today?"

Qin Shuo said, "I want to eat my mother's cooking."

"..." Tang Ran couldn't understand, "Is the food in school so bad? Why do you both despise one or two?"

"Should it mean supper?" Ren Yuzhen whispered, "He also ran away last night, and he also said that he wanted to eat at home."

"Tsk, squeamish." Tang Ran said, "If he doesn't come, I will. Tietou, I announce that you will get two roommates tonight."

Ren Yu was really taken aback: "Ah, didn't you say you were going to be a thief?"

"Then you can't just squat all night," Tang Ran said, "If you catch someone, just call it a day and go to sleep. Brother Yuan and I will experience the life of living on campus first."