MVP in the next examination room

For the power leveling who is still hanging on the Internet in the middle of the night to help others gain experience, the players with sisters should not be too conspicuous.

Level1 players quickly changed the code name automatically generated by the system, and the nickname was generously placed on the head, shining golden light:

Today's little jelly beans are also working hard to upgrade.

Yuan Che: What the fuck are you? ? ?

Yuan Che: ...Changed those three characters for me.

[Today's Little Tangdou is also working hard to upgrade]: Why?People don't want it.

Yuan Che: Looking at it makes me want to vomit.

[Today's Little Tangdou is also working hard to upgrade]:! ! !

[Today's Little Tangdou is also working hard to upgrade]: My mother is pregnant in October, and she worked hard to find my nickname in most of the dictionaries. You actually said it was disgusting? ! 5555555

Yuan Che: ...I'm sorry.

vomit.

The power leveler who was wandering around fishing couldn't stand it any longer. He took a step forward and a bubble appeared above his head: hello beauty, let's play together?

Power Leveling: Brother is a professional, follow me to ensure you have a good time, ignore this sb.

[Today's Little Tangdou is also working hard to upgrade]:?Fuck you!

[Today's little jelly beans are also working hard to upgrade]: make a few blind hookups

Power Leveling: ………

"Little Jelly Bean" turned to Yuan Che: Brother, let's go, ignore this stinking idiot.

If it weren't for the inability to kill the same sect at the foot of the mountain gate, Yuan Che should have personally killed the little jelly beans who worked so hard to upgrade, and followed the power leveling to double stay and fly together...a two-person team.

Yuan Che's game character ran around violently for a few times, and finally stopped, with low air pressure covering his body, and asked, "Where are you going?"

Tang Ran rejoiced: "Water prison, water prison, water prison!"

So the power leveling players who spawned monsters in the water dungeon went blind again.

A level 81 player initiates a team" "A junior player joins the team" "Team enters the water dungeon" "A level 81 player crazy output" "Junior player crazy dodge" "Junior player screamed frantically: "I'm fucking beautiful and awesome He did a good job!!!"》》"Treasure Chest Drop"》"Junior players sprint to pick it up

……

[Today's Little Tangdou is also working hard to upgrade]: Brother, you are so amazing.

Yuan Che: One more sentence, believe it or not, I will kill you?

All the hardworking power levelers were in a daze.

Duo such a cold, upright and eclectic escort.

Sitting in front of the computer desk, Tang Ran almost laughed out loud.

The two of them flashed from the water prison to Mount Hua, and then from Mount Hua to Emei. After blinding countless Dai Lian's eyes, they finally met their retribution on Xuanwu Island.

Xuanwu Island is the exclusive place to catch mount pets. Regardless of the faction on the island, players can attack each other.

Tang Ranshang pointed to a flashing rhinoceros for a second and said, "Brother, I want this." In the next second, the screens of the two people glowed red at the same time, and they were attacked by groups of players who couldn't bear it.

In less than three seconds, today's little jelly bean was dead on the spot, and Yuan Che himself still had some blood left.

[Today's Little Tangdou is also working hard to upgrade]: Yuan...brother... hurry...go, don't...don't... care about...me, we...we... come... give birth... again...

The white light on the screen exploded suddenly, and all the scenery on the island was obliterated in the light of the special formation. When the picture became clear again, the two of them had been teleported back to the entrance of the sect.

The difference is that one of the two is standing and the other is lying down.

Tang Ran looked at himself beside Yuan Che in surprise: "Why am I still dying?"

Yuan Che had a cold face: "Twenty chances to recover blood for free, when will I run out of points?"

A certain player whose body is translucent: "Brother, save me."

Yuan Che: "Let's die."

This morning is destined to be an extraordinary morning.

In the past few hours, Yuan Che's game level has risen by one level, and Tang Ran's "Little Jelly Bean" has risen to level 33.

The latter's technique has made a qualitative leap, and finally grows from Caibi who can't even jump to one who can charge out with a big knife and chop off a few players who have bad intentions towards him and Yuan Che... "Sister Tang ".

He even helped Yuan Che block a malicious attack on the island, and when he was lying at Yuan Che's feet, he was still spitting bubbles: "Brother Yuan...take good care of our rhino...I have named it... ...It's called Tangxiaodou...you must help him find a good home in the future..."

Yuan Che wondered what the designer of this game was thinking, why they allowed dead people to lie on the ground, foam and talk nonsense.

***

The sky light pours into the glass sliding door little by little, the night that gives people the illusion of freedom and escape dissipates, and the reality is awakened by the sun.

My eyes are a little dry after staring at the screen for a long time.Yuan Che moved his shoulders and back, turned his gaze to the outside of the Internet cafe, and saw an old couple selling breakfast on the way out of the stall.

Probably because there are no children to come back for reunion, the Spring Festival for the two of them is nothing special, just pass it as a normal day.

Yuan Che walked to the small counter not far from the plane, settled the bill with his second brother who was half-closed and dozed off, opened the creaking glass door and went out, and bought two breakfasts across the road.

The time was 07:30 in the morning, Dong Meng hadn't woken up yet, and Yuan Che didn't want to call her, so he simply washed up, had breakfast, packed his schoolbag and left.

Grandma and grandfather were taken away by Yuan Che's uncle to celebrate the New Year. After much calculation, Shang Xiao's house was the only place he could go, but Yuan Che didn't want to bother them when it was New Year's Eve.

So he went back to the small Internet cafe with his schoolbag in his hands.

The second brother was a little confused when he saw him coming in: "You... don't you want to sleep for a while?"

Playing games at night and doing homework during the day, I don't know if I should praise him for his hard work.

Yuan Che said, "Not sleepy."

Then he spread out the papers on the computer desk, and began to write questions in a hurry under the stunned eyes of several Internet addicted youths.

At first, the second brother thought that he had a question to check online, but he didn't turn on the computer for half a day, and he was quite independent.

The reflection on the second brother's head is in the shape of a question mark: "Brother, are you here to humiliate someone?"

Yuan Che: "..."

Second brother: "How about I broadcast a live broadcast for you?"

Yuan Che: "Don't make noise, I will borrow your land to do my homework for a while."

The second brother sat back with a face full of shock, trying to figure out what he had seen with his own eyes from the early morning till now:

A teenager who ran away from home walked into an Internet cafe late at night.

After playing the game for a few hours, he resolutely left.

When I got home, I carried my schoolbag.

Walk into the Internet cafe again.

Start making up winter vacation homework.

……

After thinking for a long time, it seems that there is only one answer that can explain this bizarre process——

Is it...the temptation of homework?

Dong Meng did not call Yuan Che this time.

After the quarrel last night, they were still competing with each other, and no one wanted to talk to the other first.

There was a breakfast on the table, the key hanging by the door was gone, and the schoolbag in Yuan Che’s room disappeared together—these signs didn’t make people panic, regretfully searching all over the world.

Yuan Che did his homework in the Internet cafe until noon, and received a call from Shang Xiao, inviting him to come and play at home.

Enthusiastic yet suggestive—it would be even better if he brought his winter homework along with him.

Uncle Shang and Aunt Han cooked a large table of meals, and said with a smile that the New Year should be more grand.

There is a feeling of home as soon as you enter the door.

Oreo is also here - it is inconvenient for the old couple to take it away, and it is impossible for Yuan Che to take it back to the community. It happens that Shang Xiao is free and likes dogs, so Tang Ran entrusts him to take care of it for a while.

After lunch, the two of them sat in Shang Xiao's room. Shang Xiao half copied and half wrote to catch up with his winter vacation homework. Yuan Che leaned over and stroked the dog for a while.

Shang Xiao was surprised and said, "What? You played games for hours in the Internet cafe last night, and you can still catch up with these homework this morning?"

Yuan Che put Oreo's two front paws down, and said, "Well, that number has been upgraded to another level."

Shang Xiao: "It's amazing... No, what kind of Internet cafe is still open after the Chinese New Year? Are you bluffing me?"

Yuan Che said, "It's the one downstairs."

Because the owner of the Internet cafe lives by himself, one person is full and the whole family is not hungry.

Yuan Che told Shang Xiao the reason why he went crazy in the middle of the night, Shang Xiao scratched his head, sighed and said, "Damn it, I can't understand, what's wrong with living on campus, our head teacher even encourages living on campus, It is said that the learning efficiency is high.”

Shang Xiao looked at Yuan Che's expression, then thought about it and said, "Actually, I really wanted to suggest that Aunt Dong see a psychiatrist, but I didn't dare to tell her...she is really a little...psychological. deformities on the

Forcibly swallowed the "psychopath" back and replaced it with a "deformity".

Yuan Che looked down at Oreo who was shaking his head and tail, and suddenly said, "Have you heard of the third kind of 'stupid bird'?"

Shang Xiao said, "What? How many types of stupid birds are there?"

The first kind of stupid bird knows that it is stupid, so it flies first.

The second type of stupid bird knows that it is stupid and cannot fly.

The third kind of stupid birds, they don’t want to fly themselves, so they lay a nest of eggs and force their offspring to fly.

After comprehending for a while, Shang Xiao burst out laughing, "What a frightening image..."

After a pause, he said, "Then what are you going to do? Do you have any ideas now?"

A self-deprecating smile appeared on the corner of Yuan Che's mouth, and he shook his head.

Shang Xiao: "I think, don't reason with her, you can't reason with your mother."

Yuan Che: "I know, let's talk about it."

Shang Xiao: "Oh, I really admire you. You can still do your homework all morning like this? If you want me, I won't do it. I'm so angry."

Yuan Che lowered his head and smiled: "I'm in a good mood after playing the game, and I'm still idle when I'm idle."

In fact, I feel much better before playing the game.

Shang Xiao was preoccupied with talking to Yuan Che, but he didn't pay attention, and the gel pen rolled to the ground, and the ready-to-go Oreo immediately pounced on it, grabbed it away, and ran to the corner to bite.

Shang Xiao said angrily: "Take it back!"

There was a crisp cracking sound from under the dog's mouth.

Yuan Che suppressed a smile, and waved to Oreo: "Come here."

Oreo stayed in the corner, holding the pen between his two front paws, seemed to hesitate for a while, then made a decision, abandoned the pen and came, pretending nothing happened, and rubbed Yuan Che's trousers.

When he raised his face, there were a few lines of black pen hanging around his mouth.

Shang Xiao was annoyed and funny: "Look at how it looks like it needs to be beaten."

Yuan Che couldn't hold back his joy either - he really deserved a beating, and this embarrassed look was exactly like a certain person.