Pretend to be pregnant if you pretend to be A

The atmosphere was suddenly awkward.

Li Poxing looked at the baby's pajamas in his hand stiffly, and then at Jixiu who lowered his head and only wore a peaked cap beside him, only then did he realize what Li Zhouyu had misunderstood.

But He Xiaohua and the others were shocked. They only thought that Li Yuyu was a real hero, and they said what they buried in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say it.

As for Jixiu, when he heard Li Yuyu's voice, he froze, turned around without leaving a trace, and turned his back to Li Yuyu and the others. He lowered his head, took out his mask silently, put it on, and stretched out his hand. The peaked cap is pressed down.

without any exaggeration.

...he wants to die now.

The octopus' eyes flicked around the girl in the red dress.

His eyes couldn't help but darken.

The stomach is very flat.

Is it because the moon is still young, or has it already been born?

... If it has already been born, what should Jixiu do?What about Li Universe?

the most important is.

Is this girl in front of me an adult?

Brother Xing... he won't commit a crime, right?

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more strange, Li Poxing finally turned his head and leaned into Jixiu's ear and said, "...Don't worry, you wait here first, and I'll explain it to them."

"...how do you want to explain it?" Jixiu lowered his head, pulled down the hem of his skirt again, and said with difficulty: "...could it be telling them... I am Jixiu?"

"Don't worry." Li Poxing said solemnly, "I will never let you be exposed."

"Don't set up the flag." Ji Xiusheng said Wukelian: "...it will fall."

Li Poxing was mentally prepared, turned around and walked towards the octopuses.

Just two steps away, the octopus hurriedly dragged it between the three of them.

"Brother!" Octopus glanced at Jixiu, and said in a low voice, "...how old is that girl? Why do I think she's not even 17 years old?"

"That's right, bro... Didn't you, did you go to Jixiu? What's the matter with this girl?" Fatty's tone was very difficult, "You... When did you cheat?"

"What kind of derailment!" He Xiaohua glanced sideways at Xiaopang, and said confidently, "Brother has already been divorced, whoever he stays with and whoever he has children with is his freedom, okay?"

"Stop, stop..." Li Poxing interrupted them, "What are you thinking, what kind of children are you having? Things are not as you imagined..."

They didn't realize that Li Zhouyu had slipped past quietly and ran to Jixiu's side.

"Sister!" Li Yuyu shouted with his face raised.

Jixiu froze for a moment when he heard the voice, then slowly lowered his head.

Jixiu squatted down and was about to speak, but he was afraid that he would frighten the universe by making a male voice while wearing a skirt, so he gave up.

Seeing Li Yuyu's collar turned upside down, Jixiu stretched out his hand to tidy it up.

Li Yuyu blinked and whispered: "...Sister, do you have a little sister in your belly?"

Jixiu was slightly stunned, but before he could react, he saw Li Yuyu continue to speak brightly: "How old is my sister, when can I see her, can I... can I touch her?"

Li Yuyu stretched out his index finger and blinked his eyes: "Just one click."

Jixiu: "..."

Jixiu shook his head, and said silently: ...There is no younger sister.

But after he finished mouth-shaping, he realized that he was still wearing a mask. Li Yuzhou couldn't see his mouth-shaping, so he just took it as Jixiu's refusal to let him touch his sister.

Li Yuyu was a little disappointed, but soon his eyes became bright again: Although this big sister is wearing a mask, only a pair of eyes are exposed, but even so, it can be seen that she is a good-looking sister.And the elder sister's eyes don't know why, there is always a kind of familiarity, which makes Li Yuyu feel kind and familiar, and makes him like it at the first sight.

Thinking that your younger sister might be as good-looking as this older sister, Li Yuyu couldn't help jumping up in your heart.

"Sister, will you marry my father?" Li Yuzhou asked with his head raised.

Jixiu froze for a moment, he felt nodding and shaking his head.

"Sister, why don't you speak?"

Li Poxing came over at this time and pulled Li Yuyu aside: "...his throat is uncomfortable."

Seeing Li Poxing coming, Jixiu breathed a sigh of relief and stood up.

He looked up, and could only see the back of He Xiaohua and the three of them leaving not far away.

Li Poxing leaned close to Jixiu's ear and whispered to him, "I told them that you are the daughter of a neighbor I met by chance, and you are here to help your little niece buy baby supplies."

Li Poxing looked down at Li Yuyu, and said to Jixiu: "...As for Li Yuyu, explain to him slowly when you go back."

Li Yuyu will get along with Jixiu day and night in the future.

And he is also Jixiu's son.

You can't hide Jixiu's illness from him.

But this kind of disease is too weird, I don't know if Li Zhouyu can accept it, so I have to talk to him slowly.

Since Li Yuyu is still here, Li Poxing's original plan to go shopping with Jixiu has not been implemented after all.

But Xiaoxiu didn't have all the clothes for the age group from 10 to 15 years old, so Li Poxing asked Jixiu and Li Yuyu to sit on the sofa in the mall to rest, and went to the youth section to buy clothes of various models.

Li Yuyu looked at Li Poxing's back, and suddenly said: "Sister, my father went to find you yesterday, not my second father, right?"

"Sister! Sister! Do you know that my second father is my other father and my father's ex-husband, but don't worry, they are divorced! So you can rest assured to have a baby."

"Sister! Sister! Don't worry, I will be very sensible, because I don't have any relationship with my second father~ When you and my father get married, I will change my name to your mother, and I will definitely not embarrass you Yes, I will take good care of my sister!"

"From now on, my second dad is in the past tense. I will never mention his name in front of you to make you sad! Let's pretend that there is no one like him!"

"Actually, I don't think my second dad is very good! I don't know him very well, so what if I've met a real person? At most, he looks better, sister, you also look good! I think you can do it Replace him!"

"No, you will surpass my second dad, because you still have a little sister in your stomach!"

"And my father even said that he doesn't want my second dad anymore. He will definitely forget the past and treat you well! Sister, don't worry!"

"We will be a happy family of four from now on!"

Jixiu: "..."

Jixiu began to think seriously, took off his mask, let out a male voice, and said directly to Li Yuyu, Li Yuyu, the possibility that I am your second dad.

on the other hand.

He felt a little sour in his heart, feeling that completely capturing his son's heart would be a very difficult task in the future.

"Sister!" Li Yuyu took an oversized gleaming one from nowhere, with a magic fairy wand wrapped around the bottom with colorful segments.

Li Yuyu waved the magic fairy wand to Jixiu, his face was full of excitement.

"Sister! I will use my pocket money to buy this toy later!"

"I want to give it to my sister!"

"When I have money, I will give my sister more, bigger and better-looking toys!!"

"From now on, all my pocket money will be given to my sister!!"

Jixiu: "..."

The way the universe expresses love... is really exactly the same as Brother Xing.

But, it's a pity.

Jixiu lowered his head slightly, took the terminal to type on it, and deliberately chose the version with pinyin, and handed it to Li Yuyu after finishing writing

"Although I'm sorry, I still have to explain that I'm not pregnant and you don't have a sister. Really."

"boom."

The magic fairy stick in Li Yuyu's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

Li Yuyu opened his mouth slightly, his face full of disbelief.

Then he sniffed a little aggrieved, tears almost welling up in his eyes.

He wiped his tears with his sleeve, then picked up the magic fairy wand from the ground, blew on the dirt on it, and ran to the shelf not far away.

Put the magic fairy stick back in place.

There were no tears on his face when he came back.

Jixiu handed him the terminal again.

"I'm sorry to make you sad, I should have explained to you earlier."

He looked at Jixiu, his eyes were red, and he said loudly.

"...I'm sorry for you too, big sister, I lied to you."

Ji Xiu froze for a moment.

Li Yuyu: "...I...you better not marry my father."

"My dad really can't forget my second dad."

"As soon as he saw my second dad, he became very unpromising."

"I did something wrong, and my dad chased me for two streets. My second dad did something wrong, and he didn't even want to beat my second dad."

"...He really likes my second dad, he said it himself."

"And he cried when he said he was going to find my second dad yesterday. He cried so badly... It was the first time I saw my dad cry."

"Think about it, my dad would cry like that for a man, how much he likes my second dad..."

Jixiu stood up from his seat, looking deeply at Li Poxing behind Li Yuyu.

Li Poxing was still holding something in his hand, he didn't expect that he would pass by for a while, and then he would be sold out by his son.

He looked into Jixiu's eyes, scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly: "...I just fell in love with a set of sports and leisure clothes...neutral style, the same style for men and women, but only one size, do you want to go? try"

Jixiu reached out to take what was in Li Poxing's hand, and then took his hand.

He said hoarsely: "...OK."

Li Yuyu didn't react until the two walked out several meters holding hands.

……why?

Why does Big Sister's voice look so manly!

"Li Yuyu, hurry up and follow me."

Li Poxing turned around and shouted at Li Yuyu as if he suddenly remembered that there was someone else.

Li Yuyu looked at the backs of the two tightly holding hands not far away.

I was even more confused.

……

Why, there is a kind of...

I feel so redundant

In the past few years, Jixiu was most afraid of going out for shopping.

If it is not a special case, he will mostly use online shopping, because he is afraid that he will suddenly "fall ill" on the street, which will cause his body to begin to change rapidly.

Just like he is now.

He is currently in the fitting room.

When he came in, it was the clothes that the female beta clerk helped him with, and asked him patiently if he needed help to unzip the back of the skirt, but Jixiu refused.

But now he is sick again.

He was getting smaller and smaller, and his clothes were getting looser.

The female clerk waiting at the door saw that he had been in for a long time, so she gently knocked on the door and asked him if he needed any help.

But did not wait for an answer.

The current scene is a bit like some time ago, when he became an old man and sat alone in the phone booth.

He was tense and flustered.

Ji Xiu originally thought that he should panic this time, but he didn't.

He took out the terminal and sent a text message to Brother Xing.

Immediately afterwards, the voices of Brother Xing and the clerk sounded outside the door.

"Hey, sir, you can't go in, the lady inside is changing clothes."

"Sorry, that's my lover, he's not feeling well."

"Do you need my help?"

"You're welcome, but you can stay away. He's shy and doesn't like to see people."

There was a knock on the door: "Xiaoxiu, it's me."

Jixiu stood on tiptoe and carefully opened a crack in the door.

Brother Xing squeezed in through the crack of the door, and right after that, Ji Xiu was wrapped in a big windbreaker.

Brother Xing hugged him and kissed his forehead.

"Xiaoxiu, you did a good job."

Brother Xing said with a smile.