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Li Poxing's smile froze on his face.

"...I'll be out of the wash right away."

After Li Poxing finished speaking dryly, he stepped into the bathroom, slammed the door, and closed the door.

When Li Poxing was washing his hair, he rubbed it absent-mindedly for 2 minutes before he felt something was wrong. After a closer look, he found that he had used the shower gel as a shampoo.

Li Poxing cursed secretly, closed his eyes, and put his head under the shower to rinse.

The shower gel has a bamboo fragrance, which is somewhat similar to the taste of Jixiu pheromone.

Especially after closing your eyes... the smell lingering on the tip of your nose is really unbearable.

The movements of Li Poxing's hands paused.

if it is real……

Taking a shower with Xiaoxiu...

Li Poxing suddenly felt his nose itch. He opened his eyes and saw two drops of blood on the white tiles, which were quickly diluted by water.

……Hold.

Li Poxing hurriedly held his breath and cleaned his nose.

There was only a faint pink stain of blood on the floor.

Li Poxing scooped up several handfuls of water in a row and poured the water on the floor until the blood was completely gone, then he felt relieved, as if destroying some evidence.

After Li Poxing unscrewed the bathroom door, Ji Xiu suddenly raised his head and looked at him with bright eyes.

It was as if she had been waiting for him.

Li Poxing was a little warmed by his look, and said, "You should go wash it too."

When Jixiu came out, Li Poxing was sitting by the bed playing games.

His hair was no longer dripping, but it was still wet.

The collar also looked a little damp.

"Why don't you blow your hair?" Jixiu asked.

Li Poxing yawned and said, "Every time I dry my hair, my hands feel sore. I don't want to do it anymore. Anyway, I will do it myself later."

Jixiu came over: "I'm going to get sick, I'll blow it up for you."

Li Poxing's hair was slightly shorter than Jixiu's, and felt stiff to the touch.

The movement of Jixiu to move the hair is gentle and gentle, and the position of his hair dryer is just right. The wind is not strong or hot, and it is suitable for warmth like the wind in spring.

So much so that Jixiu helped Li Poxing finish blowing his hair, and when he lowered his head, he found that his brother Xing had his head shaking and fell asleep.

Jixiu put away the hair dryer and turned off the lights.

Then he gently hugged Li Poxing and put him on the bed.

Li Poxing subconsciously slipped into Jixiu's arms.

Ji Xiu kissed him lightly.

Then hugged him and fell asleep.

No matter how much effort he needs to make, he will not let the ending of the experimental subject 009 happen to him.

Jixiu tightened his arms slightly.

Because now...he has a very urgent desire to live.

Li Poxing didn't expect that there would be a day when he would step into the police station again.

Before Li Poxing was 15 years old, he went in twice, but Bai Manman led him out by his ears. After he was 15 years old, he never went in again.

He was still going around bragging to his brothers about how lucky he was.

He didn't know how many things Xiaoxiu helped him deal with behind the scenes.

The civil servant's attitude was casual, and he raised his eyelids: "Pay the bail first."

Li Poxing scolded inwardly the rubbish imperial government, sooner or later it will be over, and then took out the terminal.

When Li Poxing paid the bail, something went wrong. He gave all the money to Jixiu, leaving less than a hundred yuan in his account.

Luckily he came with the octopus.

After Octopus knew the reason, he looked at Li Poxing with complicated eyes, his face was full of pity and regret.

Then he took out his wallet and posted bail.

Li Poxing and Octopus breathed a sigh of relief when they saw He Xiaohua, who seemed to be unharmed.

Yes, Xiaohua's fighting power is very strong.

After leaving the gate of the police station, He Xiaohua's stomach growled.

Seeing that his sister was hungry, Li Poxing was full of pride: "Let's go, brother treats you to a good meal."

Octopus took out his wallet: "Let's go, brother Xing treats guests, brother Zhang Yu pays."

Li Poxing: "..."

There is a mirrored pillar as soon as you enter the restaurant.

The figures of three people appeared on the pillar.

Octopus looked at He Xiaohua in the glasses, and joked: "He Xiaohua, look in the mirror, does your hair look like a bird's nest, you have to be careful, maybe a bird will come and shit on your head later .”

He Xiaohua glared at him, stretched out her legs and stepped on his feet.

The octopus jumped up with its feet hugged, and screamed exaggeratedly.

After they all calmed down and sat down in their seats, Li Poxing reached out and removed a piece of wool sticking to He Xiaohua's head, and asked, "He Xiaohua, why are you fighting with Lanmao again?"

The "boss" of the Lanmao Fourth Academy had fought with Li Poxing and the others at the beginning.

The cause of the fight was that Blue Hair had an affair with Octopus's girlfriend.

Later, I heard that the reason why Lan Mao did this was because he made a mistake. He thought that the girl was Li Poxing's girlfriend.

He Xiaohua lowered her head, her voice muffled:

"He's mean."

The fact that Li Poxing announced that he was an omega in the classroom basically spread quickly.

Everyone in the circle knows it.

The trash who had been beaten up by Brother Xing seemed to have finally found a place to criticize Li Poxing, squatting in a corner with a cigarette in their mouth, with obscene smiles on their faces, gathered together, like It was a bunch of wriggling maggots slandering Li Poxing.

It doesn't matter if Li Poxing is an omega.

But he was still with the male alpha.

Those people scolded even worse.

Say anything.

... If Brother Xing hadn't been with the alpha Jixiu, I guess others wouldn't have scolded him so much.

He Xiaohua's eyes were red, and she looked at Li Poxing: "...Brother, do you like that Jixiu that much?"

I like...jixiu?

Li Poxing was stunned for a moment.

"That's right." Octopus curled his lips, "You don't even know, brother also gave all his money to social repairs."

"Human relationship repair is so rich, and I don't care about his little bits and pieces, but there is no way, my brother just wants to do his best to others."

He Xiaohua listened.

more angry.

Reaching out, he broke the disposable chopsticks on the table.

Li Poxing felt that the rhythm of his heartbeat was out of order.

Octopus clicked his tongue softly: "Also, Brother Xing actually said that Jixiu is cute! Oh my god, just Jixiu's frightening appearance of the cold-faced King of Hades... Brother Xing still thinks he is cute?! How deep is this?" My love, in the eyes of the beholder, Xi Shi is probably the one who said it, Brother Xing."

"Don't, don't talk nonsense."

Li Poxing said stumblingly.

Octopus glanced sideways at Li Poxing: "What? Bro, did I say something wrong..."

Li Poxing didn't know how to refute, or rather, he couldn't refute.

He really wanted to repair each other with all his heart and soul.

He really thinks that Jixiu...is extremely cute.

His heart was in a mess.

The brain is buzzing even more.

Li Poxing lowered his head and opened the menu on the table as if deliberately diverting his attention.

The small and fresh menu full of literary style, after opening, there is a poem printed in the lower left corner.

"You're so cute.

When I said this sentence, I already understood.All the beauty, the kindness, the tenderness, all the beautiful words cannot describe you.

So I looked at you stupidly.

said clumsily.

You're so cute.

When I said this sentence, I had completely fallen.

Fallen in the cage that was built because of you, called love you.

When I say this sentence.

It proves that I am willing to dedicate my money, my body, all the love in my hot blood, and all the gorgeous scenery I have seen in my life to you. "

Author: Misty

Li Poxing: ...What kind of spicy chicken and sour poems.

Li Poxing closed the menu with a slam, and threw it back in place rudely.

The tips of his ears were red.

"Eat first...I have something to do, so I'll go back first."

Li Poxing walked on the road alone.

He only felt a little heat in his heart.

A very strange feeling spread from there.

He almost felt that on the soil of his heart, there was a seed writhing restlessly

He heard the sound of Xiao Ya'er breaking through the ground.

It stretched out, and then slowly, small flower buds grew in the open land.

The flowers bloomed little by little, and the tender yellow stamens wafted in the wind with a pleasant smell.

Li Poxing stepped on the ground step by step, but felt that his steps were a little brisk for no reason.

He seemed to be finally able to explain his strange reactions during this period of time.

because.

He likes Xiaoxiu.

Not like between brothers.

It's... between lovers.

Although in the past Li Poxing never expected that he would fall in love with a male alpha, but at this moment, he didn't feel awkward at all, as if it should be like this.

If Li Poxing wants to fall in love with someone...it must be Xiaoxiu.

But he didn't seem so calm.

After all, it was the first time in his life that he had made it clear that he had such complicated emotions. He could feel his face getting hot, so that his heart was beating wildly, and the sound was so loud that he almost drowned out the noisy sounds on the side of the road. covered up.

His hands were sweating a little, so he casually grabbed a handful from the green belt on the side of the road.

Those tender and innocent leaves were killed by him just like that.

But Li Poxing suddenly remembered something, he lifted the leaves in his hand, and scattered them back into the green belt.

He jumped up and quickly flagged down a taxi.

His eyes were shining.

Looking at the driver, he said, "Go to the central square."

There is a statue in the central square and a wishing pool.

Li Poxing clearly remembered what kind of wish he made inside.

Shameless.

"I hope Jixiu won't meet any fucking love."

"Honestly, let's make do with me, Li Poxing, and live together."

The second sentence is barely okay.

Forget the first sentence.

Li Poxing went to the square to see that the coins in the pool had been changed a long time ago.

Fortunately, Li Poxing was thrown into the palm of the statue at that time.

Li Poxing took a few steps back, looked around on tiptoe, and faintly saw the light shining in the palm of the statue of the goddess.

Li Poxing borrowed the broom of the uncle who was sweeping the floor next to him, poured into the wishing pool without public morals, and stabbed the coin in the palm of the goddess.

Li Poxing caught the coin with quick eyes and hands.

Then throw it back into the pool.

"Withdraw the first sentence from last time."

"I've never met love, it's too cruel, it's inhumane, let Xiaoxiu meet love, with me, Li Poxing."

Li Poxing made a wish shamelessly again.

"Hey! Who are you? What are you doing there?! I don't know if people can enter the Wishing Fountain?! Are you stealing coins?!"

Suddenly someone yelled, and Li Poxing turned his head to see that it was the square administrator who came over aggressively.

Li Poxing had already returned his broom, and he walked out of the swimming pool flexibly, and shouted at the manager with a smile: "I'm sorry for coming in! But I really didn't steal coins!"

After shouting, he ran away happily.

Li Poxing usually doesn't like to visit the school's forums, and always feels that there is a mess.

But now I suddenly remembered that there seemed to be a special section there.

Specializes in teaching people how to fall in love.

So Li Poxing swiped the forum with his left hand.

In his right hand, he held a pen—for taking notes.

That serious expression and serious look.

Let old man Cao, the teacher in charge of the class, see it, and he will probably be moved to tears.

Li Poxing accidentally learned about the usefulness of the forum after complaining to his brothers last year after failing to chase Song Jingran.

At that moment, I felt like I missed a million dollars.

Thinking about it now... Fortunately, I missed it at the time.

Li Poxing is quite a man of action.

After he knew that he liked Jixiu, he already had the idea of ​​pursuing Jixiu.

After reading a few dry goods posts, he basically has a general direction in his mind:

Focusing on subtlety, insisting on boiling frogs in warm water, insisting on gentle capture, persuasive temptation, full firepower, and working hard to transform Xiaoxiu's brotherhood and contracted husband and wife affection for him into love.

The moment Li Poxing closed the forum.

There is a kind of pride with a sword in its sheath.

It seems that he has become a knowledgeable love boss, and he can speak golden sentences of love.

At this time, Jixiu just came in.

Li Poxing sat upright.

Get ready to start with the basics.

He opened a book casually.

Seeing Jixiu sit down.

Li Poxing just opened his mouth, and he pretended to talk casually about He Xiaohua and Chen Lin'an, saying that Chen Lin'an was exactly He Xiaohua's favorite type. , and finally asked what he wanted to ask half-covered.

"Xiaoxiu, what is your ideal type for a long time?"

Jixiu: "I don't have such a thing."

Li Poxing: "How is it possible? Everyone has an ideal type. In exchange, ahem... I can also tell you my ideal type."

If Ji Xiu asked Li Poxing what is your ideal type?

Li Poxing will put Jixiu's character traits on it.

This kind of professional technique belongs to "advanced teasing" on the dry goods post on the forum.

I heard that by doing this, the favorability can generally be increased by 10.

Ji Xiu suddenly raised his head.

He never forgot what He Xiaohua said that day in the alley.

Ji Xiu looked at Li Poxing with dark eyes and said, "...I know your ideal type."

Li Poxing: "Huh?"

Ji Xiu opened his mouth slowly.

"Omega female, about 1 meters tall, black and straight."

Jixiu paused and sneered.

"Know how to act like a baby, but not clingy."

Li Poxing: "..."

Li Poxing froze, cursed inwardly, and then hurriedly argued: "...No, no... Who are you listening to nonsense?"

"Jixiu, are you guys discussing Brother Xing's original ideal type?"

Dayan just came back from sweeping the playground, leaned against the wall with a big broom, wiped his sweat, and grinned.

"There is still one thing missing. Last year, Brother Xing said in a dormitory night talk that he actually prefers those with thin waists, long legs, and big breasts."

……

Li Poxing was so angry that he almost drew his sword.

Qiu Hongyan, I'll fuck you! ! ! ! !