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Li Poxing shook his hand, and the almond fell to the ground.

At this moment, he almost wanted to crush Octopus and Xiaopang to the ground.

But he held back.

He muttered silently in his heart.

Murder is a crime.

And this kind of problem can't always be avoided.

as well as……

To answer this kind of question, we still have to act first.

Jixiu, don't blame brother.

Li Poxing took a deep breath, shook Shang Jixiu's hand, and said calmly to Xiaopang Octopus:

"What are you calling Jixiu in Lao Cao's class?"

Xiaopang called out weakly: "...Xing... Mrs. Xing?"

Li Poxing turned his head to look at Yan Jixiu, and smiled at him:

"Then I'll call you Mrs. Xing."

The implication is self-evident.

Jixiu was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Li Poxing.

Li Poxing reached out and wiped away the non-existent stains on the corner of his mouth, his face was full of pampering.

The octopus stretched out his hand and licked Xiaopang's arm: "I just said so, you still don't believe it..."

Then they both bowed to Jixiu together, and shouted with a smile: "Hello Mrs. Xing!"

Jixiu: "..."

With a smile on his face, Li Poxing squeezed Jixiu's hand hard where no one else could see.

Ji Xiu said expressionlessly: "...Okay."

Li Poxing kept a handful of nuts, and threw the rest of the bag to the octopus: "Get out, get out, you sister-in-law Xing will be embarrassed."

After Octopus and Xiaopang left, Jixiu turned around, looked at Li Poxing, raised his eyebrows and asked, "...I'm Mrs. Xing?"

Li Poxing looked at the sky and the ground, trying to get away with it: "They call me brother, we are a couple, why not call you sister-in-law?"

Jixiu was going to say something, but when he heard this sentence, he smiled and said, "We are a couple?"

"That's right?" Seeing that Jixiu didn't pursue it, Li Poxing was happy, peeled a pistachio and handed it to Jixiu, and said with a smile, "Do you want to eat it, daughter-in-law?"

For some reason, Ji Xiu opened his mouth slightly involuntarily, as if waiting for Li Poxing to feed him.

Li Poxing's brain also twitched, and he blurted out: "I'll feed you when I call my husband."

Ji Xiu froze for a moment.

Li Poxing felt embarrassed as soon as he said this.

Playing off, saying this kind of words...how does it feel...like flirting.

Li Poxing held the pistachio in his hand, and he didn't accept it or throw it away.

He fed the pistachio into Jixiu's mouth in a panic, then jumped up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

After speaking, he ran away as if he was running away.

Jixiu sat there in a daze, rolling up the pistachio on the tip of his tongue, and the salty smell spread from his taste buds.

His ears also turned slightly red.

Jixiu took out a pillow from Li Poxing's desk pocket, put it on the table, and then buried his entire face in it.

He had just had a shameful but strong thought.

he wants.

...Brother Xing called him husband.

Just thinking about it like this made Jixiu feel ashamed and hot all over.

Li Poxing washed his face with cold water.

Only then did my mind clear up.

He found himself getting along with Jixiu during this time, which was a bit strange.

It seems that the closeness has crossed the line.

What he just blurted out was simply teasing Jixiu as a girl.

... No, he, Li Poxing, has never molested a girl like this before.

Li Poxing took another handful of water and patted his face: "Ahem... remember to be smart when you speak in the future, Li Poxing!"

The place where Li Poxing and Jixiu went to buy rings was the central shopping mall, not far from the school, about 10 minutes by car.

Li Poxing and Jixiu were choosing rings at the counter, and they were full of couples, and suddenly they felt a strange feeling.

The voice of the shopping guide is gentle and pleasant: "...this ring is our lifetime series, which symbolizes the love that grows old together, and those who love each other will eventually spend a lifetime hand in hand..."

Li Poxing looked at the platinum ring in the hands of the shopping guide, feeling a little dazed.

...Does it imply that those who love each other will eventually spend their lives hand in hand?

But he and Jixiu don't seem to be in a loving relationship.

Will we also spend a lifetime together?

There was a beta couple next to each other smiling and putting on rings for each other, their eyes were full of love, and then they left with their fingers interlocked. Li Poxing looked at them unconsciously, knowing that the two had disappeared, so he turned back. Come on.

"Brother Xing, the milk tea you want."

Jixiu came over.

Li Poxing reached out to catch the milk tea, took a sip, it was warm and sweet.

Li Poxing pointed to the ring in the hands of the shopping guide: "Xiaoxiu, I like this."

Jixiu walked over to take a look and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, the appearance is not strange.

Jixiu said to the shopping guide: "Change to a suitable size."

"Okay, sir, wait a minute."

Li Poxing put on the ring, opened his fingers, and closed them again.

He thought, even if he and Jixiu were not the kind of ordinary lovers, let it take its course and tie the knot.

Li Poxing also felt that he could live like this with Jixiu for the rest of his life.

It should also be a very good thing.

Li Poxing watched couples and lovers walking by in front of him.

I don't know if it's the environment or the pregnancy.

At this time, the single-celled Li Poxing unexpectedly had some extremely melancholy thoughts.

Although he felt that Hejixiu lived a good life.

But I don't know what Jixiu thinks.

Jixiu is still young now, though.

He still has a long way to go.

If Jixiu can meet his love like these people passing by in front of him.

Li Poxing thought almost desolately: If that time really comes, I guess he, the big brother, will let go.

There is a square coming out of the shopping mall, and a fountain pool with a goddess sculpture is set up on the square.

It was probably a gimmick by the businessman, and the name of the pool was very vulgar, called the Wishing Pool, which attracted countless couples to throw coins into it.

Li Poxing saw the beta couple who just bought the ring, making a wish by the pool with their eyes closed.

Jixiu saw that Li Poxing had been staring there for a while, and asked, "Brother, do you want to make any wish?"

Li Poxing sneered: "What a wish, it's all a lie. At night, all the coins thrown here are taken away by the contractors of this mall."

"Oh."

Seeing that he was getting far away from the wishing pool step by step, Li Poxing paused, drank the remaining milk tea in the cup in two gulps, and then handed the empty cup to Jixiu: "Help me throw it away."

Li Poxing watched Jixiu turn around to find the trash can, opened his wallet like a thief and flipped for a coin, and then threw the coin into the wishing pool with the spirit of throwing a three-pointer on the basketball court.

It just happened to be thrown into the palm of the statue of the goddess on the wishing pool.

perfect.

Li Poxing closed his eyes and made a wish in three seconds.

The whole action is not sloppy at all.

"I hope Jixiu won't meet any fucking love."

"Honestly, let's make do with me, Li Poxing, and live together."

Li Poxing made a wish extremely shamelessly.

When Li Poxing was sitting in the co-pilot and was about to play a game, he turned on the terminal at one o'clock, but the battery ran out.

Jixiu took off his terminal and handed it to Li Poxing.

Li Poxing said: "You don't have the games I want to play on it."

Ji Xiudao: "I have downloaded the ones you like to play."

Li Poxing was very touched and connected the terminal back.

You see, it's not that he wants to grow old with Ji Xiu forever.

It's that Jixiu's child is so fucking good, he's the one who started to live with him, and wants to hug him and not let go.

Li Poxing hasn't finished his first game yet.

A text message popped up above the middle end.

"Brother, I miss you, I miss you every day."

Li Poxing was playing the game at a critical moment, when he saw this text message, his hands trembled slightly, and the game character fell off the cliff.

As far as Li Poxing knows.

Jixiu is an orphan and has no siblings.

According to Li Poxing's knowledge.

Those who are called elder brothers are not necessarily younger siblings, but may also be little lovers.

Draw conclusions based on this.

Jixiu has a little lover.

Or.

A little lover wants to hook up with Jixiu.

Li Poxing got angry on the spot, and completely overturned the nonsense that "Jixiu met his love, I will let go" that he was thinking in the mall just now.

Fuck off quietly and let go, why should I let go!

Regardless of whether he is in love or not, Jixiu is married to Lao Tzu and has a baby, so why should he have love again? !

Wishing Pool, do you want to give me a damn face, I just threw the coins you threw into your palm, and you fucking let me down like this? !

Li Poxing was so angry that his brain was confused, he turned off the game with a dark face.

cold voice.

"Jixiu, pull over and stop."