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Jixiu looked at Li Poxing, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why can't I?"

Li Poxing: "..."

Li Poxing also suddenly realized the ambiguity in Octopus's words, and when he thought of something, his cheeks turned red immediately: "I didn't mean that, I meant you..."

He Xiaohua was afraid that Li Poxing would directly say "I don't think you and He Xiaohua can't fall in love", so he hurriedly interrupted them, "We are going to order an abnormal spicy crayfish, but Brother Xing said you can't eat this spicy food of!"

"You can order whatever you want, Brother Xing and I just don't want to eat that." Jixiu said.

He Xiaohua: "Good!"

After eating three crayfish, the octopus sweated profusely on his forehead. He stuck out his tongue like a pug looking for juice, but when he drank it all in one gulp, his movements suddenly stopped.

On the other side, Ji Xiu was lowering his head to peel the plate of sauce-flavored crayfish, and after peeling, he put it on the plate in front of Li Poxing. While chatting with Xiaopang Xiaohua, Li Poxing ate the shrimp that Ji Xiu had peeled very naturally. .

Octopus watched this scene and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Just now when Jixiu asked me what was wrong, how did Xingge answer, Xingge said: I didn’t mean that...

The octopus squinted, looking thoughtful.

About not being able to do it... What did Brother Xing and Jixiu think about at that moment?

Tsk... why does it feel a bit wrong.

When Li Poxing first entered the classroom, he saw a pink envelope on Jixiu's desk.

Li Poxing's heart skipped a beat, and he walked over to have a look like a thief.

Hold!It's really a fucking love letter!

It is estimated that He Xiaohua saw that Li Poxing didn't help her match up, so he dragged others to give it to her.

On the envelope was He Xiaohua's handwriting: "Linglong's son, An Hongdou, is deeply in love with each other.

Not to mention the crooked and ugly handwriting, the dice of the dice were copied as 骳...

Also, this He Xiaohua has only seen one side of interpersonal cultivation.

——Where the hell did you get the lovesickness? !

Li Poxing complained frantically in his heart.

When Li Poxing looked up, he saw Ji Xiu had just passed by the window, and Li Poxing didn't know what he was thinking, so he hurriedly stuffed the love letter on Ji Xiu's desk into his pocket.

When Jixiu came in, he happened to see Li Poxing stuffing something in his desk pocket.

It seems to be pink.

Li Poxing felt a little guilty after doing this kind of thing, and didn't dare to look at Ji Xiu, so he looked up at the ceiling and the window on the other side.

Jixiu sat on the seat and asked casually, "What were you doing just now?"

"No, I didn't do anything, I was just in a daze..." Li Poxing looked up at the sky, his face full of innocence.

Jixiu reached out and took out the love letter from Li Poxing's desk pocket, and raised his hand, "Then what is this?"

Li Poxing: "..."

"This one……"

Jixiu interrupted him: "Love letter?"

Li Poxing: "Well..."

Jixiu frowned: "Write it to you?"

Li Poxing: "Huh?"

But Jixiu regarded Li Poxing as acquiescing, he took out a pen expressionlessly, circled the word "檳", wrote the correct word on it, and said: "This word is written wrongly, it means this The attitude of people copying poems is not serious, and their liking for you is also superficial and not deep."

Li Poxing was stunned for a moment, then nodded blankly: "Well, yes, you are right, her liking is shallow but not deep."

Jixiu said: "And you are married, if you accept this person, it will be an extramarital affair."

Li Poxing: "Yes, that's right, extramarital affairs are not allowed."

Jixiu added: "And you said on the rooftop that you would no longer be in a relationship."

Li Poxing: "Well, I won't fall in love anymore."

Jixiu handed the love letter to Li Poxing: "So do you know what to do?"

Li Poxing: "I will return the love letter after school."

Seeing Li Poxing's sincere attitude, Ji Xiu handed a bag of sour plums to Li Poxing with great satisfaction: "Well, I bought some sour plums."

As soon as the bell rang after school, Li Poxing ran to the gate of the fifth college to block He Xiaohua.

Behind He Xiaohua was a group of girls with colorful hair. After seeing Li Poxing, He Xiaohua let the group of girls go first, and He Xiaohua walked towards Li Poxing: "Brother, why are you here?"

Li Poxing took out the love letter from his arms and handed it to He Xiaohua.

He Xiaohua was a little surprised: "Brother, why is this here with you? I remember letting Dayan put it on the table?"

Li Poxing said: "Jixiu said he didn't want to fall in love. You just give up on it."

"Is it an excuse if you don't want to fall in love? It's because he has never met love. At this time, I, He Xiaohua, are needed to save him!"

"Come on!" Li Poxing pointed to the word circled by Jixiu on the envelope, and said, "Renjiu said that you can even write the wrong word, which means that your liking is too shallow, and Jixiu doesn't like you." This kind of."

He Xiaohua looked at the words on the envelope and exclaimed: "Wow, is this a typo that Ji Xiu corrected himself? His handwriting is so beautiful, I like it..."

Li Poxing lowered his face, pretending to be serious and said: "He Xiaohua, be good, don't bother Jixiu, brother will introduce you to a better one in two days."

He Xiaohua: "Better? Is it better looking than Jixiu?"

Li Poxing: "...No."

He Xiaohua: "Or smarter than Jixiu?"

Li Poxing: "...not at all."

He Xiaohua: "It's more temperamental than Jixiu. It's elegant and elegant. It's like a nobleman. It's like a fairy who walks out of a painting and doesn't eat fireworks. It's shining all over with bare feet stepping on the Milky Way. The stars above it are like the wind in the morning. The clouds in the evening. The star mountain in the evening. The deer in the streams and forests in the middle of the world makes people feel happy when they forget it at a glance, wishing to dedicate the whole world to him, so that everything in the world will be silent?"

Li Poxing: "..."

Li Poxing said violently: "He Xiaohua! Don't show me in front of Jixiu again during this time, or don't blame me for being cruel and merciless, and leave us without regard for our brother-sister relationship! Goodbye!"

Li Poxing had a dream at night, dreaming of He Xiaohua's rainbow fart.

Jixiu turned into a fairy in the sky, dressed in white, surrounded by a layer of soft white light, behind him was a sky full of stars, and under his feet, he floated down from the sky with magnificent clouds like the Milky Way.

Jixiu just stood on the mountain far away, with a deer resting beside him.Li Poxing walked towards Jixiu step by step, climbed until dawn, and finally got a step away from him. Jixiu turned around and suddenly smiled at him, and all the flowers bloomed all over the sky. Jixiu walked towards Li Po Xing stretched out his hand, and Li Poxing also moved towards his hand...

Then woke up.

Fuck!

Li Poxing only felt infinitely irritable in his heart.

At this moment, Jixiu suddenly came over: "Brother Xing, you're awake."

The second Li Poxing saw Ji Xiu, he wasn't upset at all.

He got out of bed and touched Jixiu's hand.

...fucking satisfying.

People are here with him, what a dream.

Jixiu froze for a moment: "Brother? What are you doing?"

Satisfied, Li Poxing let go of his hand, and then took a look at Ji Xiu's clothes: "...You don't look good dressed like this."

Li Poxing cleaned the closet, and said excitedly: "How about you wear this outfit? Look, the red sweater and green beach pants are so cool."

Jixiu: "???"

Li Poxing: "...Look at this, a blue shirt with purple sweatpants, brother has a pair of bright green shoes that I can lend you to wear."

Jixiu: "...Brother, is there any performance today?"

Li Poxing put down the clothes in his hands sadly.

How to do.

Now he feels that Jixiu can hook up with thousands of girls in whatever he wears.

It's not good to wear too bright.

What if it's too conspicuous? When others just want to turn their heads and laugh at it, but see Jixiu's face and fall in love again?

Just horrible.

He was almost brainwashed by He Xiaohua's rainbow fart.

The fifth hospital and the third hospital were two blocks away, and He Xiaohua came in person as soon as the afternoon class was over.

She bravely ignored her brother Xing's murderous eyes, handed the pink love letter to Jixiu, and said with a smile: "I didn't make a typo this time."

Jixiu stared blankly at the love letter.

There is a line written on it.

"Linglong Dice An Hongdou, I don't know if I miss you deeply."

Did He Xiaohua write yesterday's love letter to him?

Brother Xing... why didn't you say it?

Li Poxing was stunned when he saw Jixiu holding the love letter, then he smiled, his eyebrows and eyes stretched.

……Hold!

What is Jixiu laughing at? !

Are you so happy to receive a love letter? !

Are you so happy to be liked by He Xiaohua? !

Jixiu wouldn't be really interested in He Xiaohua, would he? !

Li Poxing felt a little irritable when he thought of this.

Yesterday you seriously warned me not to engage in extramarital affairs, but today you are preparing to engage in extramarital affairs in front of me.

Jixiu, are you shameless or not? !

Li Poxing grabbed He Xiaohua's arm and pulled her out.

"Brother, what are you doing? Why do you always stop me from pursuing true love!"

Li Poxing had a heartbroken expression on his face: "Xiaohua, brother is doing it for your own good... You only see the superficial surface of Jixiu, you don't understand this person at all, he is definitely not as good as you imagined, what I am doing now , I saw that you were about to fall into hell, so I tried my best to pull you!"

He Xiaohua froze for a moment: "What's wrong with Jixiu."

Li Poxing: "You don't even know how terrifying Jixiu is!"

He Xiaohua was a little scared: "... so... so scary?"

Li Poxing: "He really hates roadside stalls. If you want to be with him, you can't go to eat Malatang, skewers, and barbecue with him. You can only eat those with him. It looks like The store is very clean, the price is very expensive, but the restaurant tastes boring... And, if you like a piece of clothing, if you are with Jixiu, you will no longer be able to wear it often, because he will wear it every day Help you wash it once, you will often face the distress that you want to wear it, but find that it is not dry..."

"Brother..." He Xiaohua said in a daze, "Are you showing off to me?"

Li Poxing: "..."

Li Poxing: "...Anyway, Jixiu is very bad, so don't like him!"

Jixiu's voice suddenly came out at this moment: "Brother Xing."

Li Poxing turned his head stiffly and saw Ji Xiu smiling at him: "Am I bad?"

The chubby behind Jixiu poked his head over: "Brother, it's not good to speak ill of people behind their backs."

Octopus: "That's right, bro, why are you talking bad things about Brother Xiu behind his back?"

Dayan is still a repeater today: "That's right, bro, why are you talking bad things about people behind their backs?"

Li Poxing: "..."

Li Poxing became angry: "Jixiu, you can handle it yourself! Xiaohua said that she likes you and wants to fall in love with you!"

After finishing speaking, he was about to leave, but just as he stepped forward, Ji Xiu stretched out his hand and grabbed him;.

Jixiu returned the love letter to He Xiaohua.

He Xiaohua looked down at the love letter, and said with some disappointment: "You are single, I am single, can't you try first?"

"I'm not single." Jixiu paused, then smiled: "I'm married."

Everyone was stunned.

The octopus simply got stuck: "Brother Xiu, Brother Xiu, what are you talking about? Are you married? With...with whom?"

Jixiu turned to look at Li Poxing.

"Brother Star."

Li Poxing's heartbeat stopped, and he even had tinnitus for a moment.

Jixiu's eyebrows and eyes were stained with a smile, and he asked, "Would you like to tell them... who am I married to?"