Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

November 1, X

sunny

When I was about to leave the house this morning, this guy disliked my limp hair and said that looking at it made me lose my energy, so he wanted to help me tidy up my hair.

I thought it was too early to agree to his proposal.

I thought that no matter how you say this guy is a person in the fashion circle, the hairstyle he makes will not be too ugly, but it turns out that I really don't understand the aesthetics of the fashion circle.

QAQ agreed to give me a handsome hairstyle? !

When I first saw my hairstyle in the mirror, I thought it was a pineapple that had become fine.

Is he teasing me on purpose?Or was he inspired by pineapples?

I told him to quickly get my hair back to its original shape. I didn't have time to mess around with him early in the morning, and I had to rush to work.

But this guy actually told me that this hairstyle is very handsome out of conscience!So handsome!

Emmmmmmm I'm not sure if I'm handsome or not, but my mentality is really going to explode right now.

Wearing such a hairstyle to work, I will definitely be ridiculed by everyone in private QAQ

November 1, X

haze

The Spring Festival is coming soon, Wu Yunfei said that he wants to decorate the house, at least it looks a bit festive.

I don't have any special ideas. Anyway, I have to go back to my parents' house during the Spring Festival. The house here is empty no matter how beautiful it is.

"What if you have to be on duty during the Spring Festival? At least you can feel the warmth of the festival when you come back." He laughed.

QAQ Well, I do have to be on duty during the Spring Festival...

But in this case, seeing the flourishing decorations all over the house, wouldn’t it be more bleak? !

People all over the country are celebrating the Spring Festival, only I am working overtime o(TヘTo)

The guy looked melancholy and said with a smile that he could come and accompany me so that I would not be too lonely.

Hehe, am I the kind of person who makes me feel lonely?

Is it because the anime is not good-looking or the game is not fun!Will I be reduced to needing his company?

And even if I really want him to accompany this guy, I probably won't be able to spare the time. After going back for the Chinese New Year, the family must have arranged various blind dates for him.

He still can't see the girls, so how can he have time to spend time with me, a hard-working social animal?

Thinking that this guy will soon leave the ranks of single dogs, I feel a little melancholy for no reason.

I don't know why, but I secretly hope that he will never find a suitable partner.

Alas... As expected, I have been single for too long, and even my heart has become dark.

This guy will be 30 years old on his next birthday, so I should wish him the best of luck in finding true love soon, right?But having said that, he is such a sand sculpture, the people he likes are unlucky enough→_→

November 2, X

haze

When I went home today, Wu Yunfei had already arranged the room. Not only were blessings and Spring Festival couplets pasted on the door, but even the room was a sea of ​​red.

To be honest, if I didn't know that the Chinese New Year was approaching, I would have thought this guy was helping me decorate my new house.

"How does it feel?" he asked excitedly.

To be honest, it’s really not that good (T▽T) This level of design is almost the same as my “House of Pain”!

I seriously doubt what the people who bought his blueprints thought.

Can this guy design high-end fashion?I think it's an earthy trend at best!

"Don't you like it?" His expression seemed a little disappointed.

I didn't want him to be in a bad mood because of the New Year's Eve, so I reluctantly nodded and said, "It's pretty good."

Alas... Anyway, I can't stay here for a few days during the Chinese New Year, so Renren passed.

"Just fine?" He didn't seem too pleased with my perfunctory assessment.

"Very good is already very good. I rarely give such a high evaluation to others." I said while loosening my tie.

It’s not a lie, I’m notoriously strict in the company, and many projects are followed up by me in the end.

Usually, my "not bad" is equivalent to other people's "very good", and "average" is equivalent to other people's "good"... It's not that I want to be so strict, the main reason is that they have too many problems here, and my overtime hours OTZ will be extended indefinitely

"It's hard work being your employee." He curled his lips and said, "If it were me, I would give a perfect to the employee who made this design!"

"Is this perfect? ​​Your requirements are really low." I joked.

"It's because you are too demanding. The Spring Festival itself is a festival full of earthy flavors. If you make it too grand, it will not be suitable for the occasion." He said seriously.

Well, I can't talk about this kind of thing, as long as he thinks it looks good.

After dinner, I went back to the bedroom, intending to turn on the computer and take another look at the emails I received during the day.

However, as soon as I opened the door, I saw a large box on the bed, and the packaging looked as rustic as the outside decoration.

Obviously, Wu Yunfei put this thing here.

I asked him to take it away, but he said it was a New Year gift for me inside.

I was a little curious, but not looking forward to it.

The packaging is so ugly, there must be nothing fancy inside.

Sure enough, when I opened the package, I saw a bright red long-wear and johns.

I don't know what my expression is, but when the guy saw my expression, he laughed so hard that he was almost out of breath.

"This year is not my birth year, why did you give me this thing?" I asked while holding the red autumn clothes.

I tried to look serious on my face, to let this guy understand that I was in a bad mood for this kind of gift.

"I bought you an outerwear last year, but I forgot to buy long johns, and I just made up for you this year." He smiled, "Don't worry, anyway, if you wear it inside, no one else will see it."

"What if someone sees it?" I subconsciously said.

He was obviously taken aback, and after a while, he smiled and said, "So you have a hobby of taking off your clothes to show others red autumn clothes! Don't take this shameful hobby out. It's the same if you take off your clothes and show them to me at home." .”

Who has the hobby of showing red autumn clothes to others (╬▔盘▔) I am afraid that if I accidentally let others see the hem of the clothes, it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings!

"How wonderful this is. You are obviously an old man, but others think you are a 24-year-old fresh meat." He shrugged and said forcefully.

→_→I am only 25 years old this year, why am I an old man?

In comparison, he who will be 30 years old after his birthday should be called an old man!

happy...

November 2, X

haze

Today is Saturday, many employees who live in other places have gone home early, and the whole company seems empty.

Looking at the report in my hand, I couldn't calm down to work anyway, so I took out my mobile phone and started chatting with the sand sculpture.

At this moment, my father came to check QAQ

I swear, I've literally been working hard all day and just started playing with my phone!

However, in the eyes of parents, if you are playing on your mobile phone when they come to you, it proves that you have not done anything serious all day. Even if you are working hard (working or studying) when they come to you, they will feel that You've only just begun to pretend when you hear their footsteps.

I silently put down the phone and pretended to be calm and asked him what he wanted from me.

He glanced at my mobile phone meaningfully, and told me to stop pretending to be busy and talk to him for a while.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Am I pretending to be busy?I am really busy!

It's just that these two days are almost the holidays, so I have a little leisure time!

However, I just complained in my heart. After hearing my father's call, I immediately stood beside him obediently.

"Sit down." He glanced at me and said, "You are so tall now, why do you still let me look up at you?"

My lord father gave me a seat, how dare I not sit?

However, before I could sit still, what my father said surprised me so much that I almost fell to the ground.

"Were you chatting with your girlfriend just now? When will you bring it home for us to meet?" he asked.

QUQ Which eye can tell that I have a girlfriend? !

I go to bed later than a dog and wake up earlier than a chicken every day. How can I have time to date girls?

Are you dating a little fairy in your dream? !

Thinking of the little fairy, I suddenly thought of the sand sculpture of the heavenly girl, and I couldn't help laughing.

However, in the eyes of my father, my laughter is the stone hammer of falling in love.

"You don't have to be too nervous. No matter what her background is, as long as she's a decent girl and you like her, there's nothing wrong with her." He paused and said.

I hurriedly clarified that I was not in a relationship. I had been living with Wu Yunfei during this time, and I was sending messages with him just now.

"Really?" Father asked.

He seemed to believe that I moved out because of the golden house, and he didn't believe the reasoning that I lived with Wu Yunfei.

"Really!" I said, "If you don't believe me, I'll make a video call with Wu Yunfei right now."

Seeing that my expression did not seem to be fake, she sighed with emotion, and said, "You two brothers are not in a hurry, do you want to be single for the rest of your life like you are now?"

QAQ I don't want to be single at all, but my father also wants to give me time to fall in love!

I euphemistically expressed my desire for vacation, but my father said that I can't even find a girl ticket, and vacation is a waste of time, so it's better to concentrate on doing a good job.

(T▽T) Do single dogs have no vacation rights?He is squeezing!It is exploitation!

And he must have underestimated his son's charm too much, right?As long as you give me enough time, it's just a matter of minutes for me to talk about a girlfriend.

Speaking of which, when I go to a reception on weekdays, everyone else has a girlfriend, but I am alone, and I am ridiculed by QAQ from my own father. He always asks me why I don’t have a girlfriend because I have moved out of the house.

emmmmmmm I didn't move out for the convenience of having sex with my sister, I did it for a little private space!

If he asks me that again next time, I'll let that guy Wu Yunfei disguise himself as my girlfriend →_→ Anyway, this guy isn't ugly, so he might look good after tidying up.