Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

November 1, X

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Today is the new year, and the guy said very appropriately that he would cook dumplings for me when I got home, and asked me if I was pleasantly surprised.

To be honest, when I saw this news, my heart was calm, and I even wanted to laugh a little.

This guy always likes to talk about "sense of ritual". It seems that there is a spotlight shining on him all the time on weekdays, and he even lights a scented candle before going to bed.

Sometimes I suspect that my hair is the wrong gender.

He should be a girl, right?

But thinking of this guy's cooking skills, I immediately dismissed the idea.

This guy can cook an egg custard in a messy kitchen, he is definitely a straight man of steel!

Although many girls now always say that they can't cook, this kind of thing is like a gender talent. Even if the girls are not good at cooking, they won't cook too badly, at least it won't be unpalatable.

He was different, the food he made was either raw or mushy until it turned black.

I don't want to eat it, and this guy even accuses me of disregarding sex and friends with a look of grievance, saying that I am willing to eat the biscuits given by the girl, but I am not even willing to taste the food he prepared for me.

(╬▔皮▔) Isn’t this nonsense? !The biscuits given by the girl seemed appetizing, but the things in his hand made me have a strong desire to survive!

It's not that I have nothing else to eat, why should I wrong myself like this? !

Thinking of the dark dishes this guy had made, I couldn't help but stand on end, and asked him whether he made the dumplings himself or cooked quick-frozen dumplings.

If the answer is the former, I'd rather sleep in the office tonight than go back to eat dumplings!

But if it's the latter... If this guy can't even cook quick-frozen dumplings well, isn't his self-care ability too rubbish?

After a long time, he replied to me that it was quick-frozen dumplings, he couldn’t do difficult things like making dumplings, and he was waiting for me to teach him when I was at home.

After seeing this message, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s good that he didn’t make dumplings by himself, otherwise I really can’t imagine what kind of tragedy I will face when I go home.

"What kind of dumplings did you buy? I don't eat all kinds of dumplings." I sent him a voice message.

In fact, this sentence can be typed and sent to him, but I don’t know why, I just want him to listen to my voice.

Speaking of which, I have always said that I don't like voice, and I suddenly sent him such a message, this guy must feel very strange.

I was suddenly a little shy, and hurriedly wanted to withdraw the message.

At this moment, he also sent me a voice message.

I put on the earphones, and only heard this guy say: "Don't worry, I know your taste. But... why did you suddenly send me a voice? Is it because you are too busy?"

Great, this guy found me a good reason.

I typed "um".

However, at the moment before sending this word, I suddenly hesitated.

Would it be too indifferent to reply with only one word?

Thinking of this, I deleted the "um" and sent him another voice.

"wait for my return."

After a while, this guy also replied "waiting for you".

Although there are only two words, he also pronounced it.

I suddenly felt a little joy in my heart, as if this was some kind of inhumane little tacit understanding, and the corners of my mouth unconsciously raised a smile.

When the assistant came to the office to look for me, he jokingly asked me if I had a girlfriend.

Well...if only he was a girl.

In this way, I can proudly tell others that I have a virtuous childhood sweetheart who is helping me prepare dinner, and I will get a lot of envious looks.