Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

November 1, X

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It was gray outside today, I planned to lie on the bed and sleep for a while, but this sand sculpture insisted on dragging me out for a morning run early in the morning, and said that the real rich, rich and handsome have a good habit of waking up in the morning and doing morning exercises.

o(≧mouth≦)oThis guy must be full!

Even if he wants to exercise, he should consider the actual situation, okay?The smog outside is so serious, going out for a morning run is completely like a human air purifier!

I still plan to live for a few more years, so I rejected Sand Sculpture's morning exercise invitation without even thinking about it.

"You can't stay in the house like this. You have to go out to exercise more, or you will die suddenly." This guy patted me and said.

(*￣︿￣) This guy can't wait for me to order, okay?Can he inherit my estate after I die?

I closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep, and ignored him.

I thought he would retreat in the face of difficulties, but I didn't expect this guy to push forward. He sat down on my bed and said disgustedly: "You don't look like a rich man at all. If I take a photo now and send it, say You don’t even believe the people here.”

"I'm not a rich man, I'm just a hard-working social animal, the kind who is on call 24 hours a day and ready to work at any time." I closed my eyes and muttered, "Please, this rich man, please understand the hardships of us office workers. Let me sleep well."

Seeing that it was hopeless to wake me up, this guy simply took off his coat, got into my quilt, and said, "If you don't get up again, I'll sleep with you."

"Get out!" I kicked him down.

NND!I gave him face early in the morning, this guy really thinks I'm not getting up!

He didn't seem to expect that I would really kick him, and sat on the ground grinning and rubbing the painful part.

"A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, what kind of hero are you to suddenly launch a sneak attack!" He said.

"You asked for a beating first." I said angrily.

Sleeping is a matter of going all out, and after this guy's repeated interruptions at this time, my sleepiness has long since disappeared.

I grabbed my phone on the bedside table and checked the time...

It's only after five o'clock? !Is this sand sculpture poisonous? !

I stared at the culprit who disturbed my sleep, and the more I looked at it, the more angry I became, I grabbed the pillow and threw it at him.

"Get out! It's almost Xiaonian, where did you come from and go back to where you came from!" I said.

This guy was really angry when he saw me, hugging the pillow and looking at me pitifully.

To be honest, although this guy will be a 30-year-old man after his birthday, but he is good at acting like a baby, and he can make my heart soften every time.

"It's not a problem for you to stay with me all the time... The family is urging you to get married, and you come to my place for refuge, and I don't have a suitable girl to introduce to you. The problem that should be solved is still not solved." He said earnestly.

Sometimes I always have the illusion that our two identities are reversed, as if I am the older brother and he is the naive younger brother.

"What are you afraid of? At worst, we can play bachelor together for the rest of our lives." He laughed.

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I won't stop him from beating a bachelor!Why do you want to bring me to play bachelor together? !

I'm just too busy with work and don't have time to fall in love!It's not that he is ready to die alone like him!

But having said that... He has made plans to die alone, did he realize that the kind of heavenly girl he likes cannot exist in real life?

From a certain point of view, this seems to be a good phenomenon.

At least this guy finally recognized the reality.