Go to my home and do your homework

As soon as he left the sight of his parents, Qu Liaoyuan asked Song Ye angrily: "What are you doing? Why did you say this to them suddenly? You scared me to death!"

"Am I such a person who doesn't have a cent or an inch?" Song Ye said innocently, "How could you tell them now? Do you have any misunderstanding about your brother's mind?"

Qu Liaoyuan was puzzled, feeling unable to understand, and said, "Then, what are you doing? Are you joking? Just to scare me?"

"Of course not," Song Ye explained, "I also thought of it suddenly just now. Instead of letting Aunt Gao and Uncle Qu know the truth in a sudden, it's better to take it slowly, reveal it to them bit by bit, and let them know the truth in advance. We have to be mentally prepared, otherwise the two of them will still treat us as primary school students, not to mention dating, even eating a meal, you didn't look at Aunt Gao, she still wanted to put bibs on us."

"That's not true. She just wants to wear it for me alone. She already thinks you are an adult. Do you know what she told me?" Qu Liaoyuan imitated his mother, his expression and tone were [-]% similar, and said: " 'Don't be like your brother, he's grown up! You're still young!'”

Song Ye laughed out loud.

Qu Liaoyuan asked him: "No, how do you reveal it bit by bit? I don't understand."

"It depends on the timing," Song Ye said confidently. "This time, I failed the exam. There must be a reasonable reason to explain to them. I told them this time that I am in love with someone. Wait until next time." If it's a suitable opportunity, let me reveal something else to them, and I will adapt accordingly, so don't worry about it. This is called killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone, and boiling a frog in warm water... Anyway, don't worry, brother knows it well."

Qu Liaoyuan: "..."

"What if my mother starts to stare at you from now on?" He always felt uneasy, and said, "If she finds out that you have a puppy love with me before I go to college, she won't beat me to death." , I have to peel off a layer of skin."

Song Ye said: "No, if she wants to hit me, she will hit me. Don't be afraid. Then tell Aunt Gao that I seduced you and pestered you. If you insist on having sex with you, will you agree to me?" To die or to live."

"...Fuck you!" Qu Liaoyuan said, "My mom won't believe it! Don't you know her? She suspects me all day long, secretly bullying you behind her and my dad's back."

Song Ye was amused again, and said: "Actually, she can't keep an eye on me. We live on campus, and she can't go home on weekends. At most, she can call Lao Cui and ask Lao Cui to help her watch me, but Lao Cui He is very open-minded, he doesn't care about puppy love at all, under his nose, there are several couples in our class. Do you know who they are, the monitor?"

"Of course I know. I'm not afraid of Lao Cui, I'm afraid..." Squad leader Qu thought of a possibility and said, "I'm afraid that my mother will let me watch you. If she asks me later, 'What about Xiaoye and his partner? ’, ask two or three sentences, and I’ll reveal myself.”

Song Ye thought for a while, and judged: "No, she knows you don't have such a heart, and she is afraid that your half-heartedness will delay your studies. Seeing that you will be in the third year of high school soon, the grades are the most important. As long as I pass the test next time If I play, she won't be too involved in my personal affairs."

Qu Liaoyuan felt that what he said made sense, and since he didn't make any moves, he nodded and said, "Okay, then I'll listen to you. Next time you do something like this, you must notify me in advance. I was really scared just now. Me, I still smell like milk when I smell myself now."

Song Ye moved closer to him, sniffed and said, "Let my brother smell it too."

They were still on the main road, Qu Liaoyuan was embarrassed, he dodged left and right to avoid being heard, Song Ye liked to tease him the most, the two high school students played around for a while, then went to wait for the bus, and went home together.

Let's start the summer vacation!

That night, Qu Liaoyuan, who was successfully admitted to the top ten in his grade, formally proposed to Song Ye——

"Pay the money with one hand, and deliver the goods with one hand! I passed the grade No. 5 in the exam, and I agreed to do that, so don't renege on it."

Song Ye, a real hypocrite, really didn't want to, let alone renege on his debts, but he still had to do it reluctantly, and he had to get a vaccination, saying: "If you do well in the exam this time, you will have to do it next time." Keep."

"I know! Don't say it!" Qu Liaoyuan put on the puppy pose last time, and said happily, "Come on!"

Song Ye, who has an extremely strong learning ability, has the previous successful experience. This time, he performed better and tried other styles.

Qu Liaoyuan was played around. On the one hand, he felt that it was a good thing to pass the exam, and on the other hand, he deeply felt that it is good to be a "wife", as long as he is obedient and cooperates with Song Ye, unlike Song Ye who is a "husband" and has a vested interest. Use your brain to think tricks, but also have to pay physical labor.

He still thinks that this is a bit of a "dirty" activity like eating that, and he understands self-righteously that Song Ye has made a considerable sacrifice in this activity.

After the end, the two slept for a while, and Qu Liaoyuan woke up from hunger after ten o'clock. He shook Song Ye awake and said, "I want to eat."

Song Ye got up and cooked noodles in clear soup, sprinkled a few chopped green onions, and dripped a few drops of sesame oil. It was easy to digest and not irritating. He was a very kind and gentle "husband".

But Qu Liaoyuan didn't appreciate it, the last time the "husband" prepared well, he didn't feel uncomfortable afterwards, and he didn't know what kind of suffering he might face as a "wife", he muttered and complained: "What is this? What is this? It has no taste at all. It is something that monks eat. Monks cannot get married, do you know? The Buddha saw you just now, and he will punish you for forgetting to bring paper. "

Song Ye: "..."

Qu Liaoyuan ate half a bowl of noodles. He didn't want to eat any more, so he went to find a package of potato chips his mother brought him in the afternoon. Don't mind him, I cleaned up the dishes and went to wash them.

Qu Liaoyuan clicked, followed up to the kitchen door, and applied formally, "Husband, your wife wants to play with the computer."

Song Ye was happy, and replied: "You can play for half an hour, but you can't exceed the time limit, and you will be domestically abused."

After tidying up the kitchen, he came back to the room and saw Qu Liaoyuan playing CS with his earphones on. He used an LRS sniper rifle, and when he fired a shot, there was a "bang!".

Song Ye was not very good at playing these things, so after a few glances, he planned to secretly release the water and let Qu Liaoyuan play for half an hour and then play for more than ten minutes.He himself took out his notebook to browse the web, and checked the gay forums. Last time his reply to "my wife" received dozens of replies, but he didn't look at it carefully. In just a few months, he had already Realizing the childishness and secondary school at the time, I embarrassedly applied to the moderator to delete the building.

Then he opened Taobao and logged in. He had registered Alipay in the computer room of the school a while ago, but the school's open network was not very safe, so he didn't dare to bind a bank card. Now he only bound a card when he got home.

Taobao, which he often saw others share on the Internet, said it was easy to use and convenient, but he always had doubts. He always felt that the person-to-person C2C online shopping model was not too safe in the domestic environment, and he was afraid of being scammed by sellers. Business-to-customer B2C platforms like Amazon and eBay can make people feel more trustworthy.

A few weeks ago, I did a reading comprehension article on the "English Newspaper", which was about "online shopping". The young and fashionable English teacher in their class shared with the students what she had learned on Taobao since its launch. After several years of shopping experience, of course, she also spent money to buy lessons, but she is full of optimism about the future development of this platform, because in the past few years, she can feel that the management has become more and more standardized, and she said that she believes that Taobao’s development and growth will change. "thewholeofChina"... also asked Qu Liaoyuan, asking him if there is any difference in usage between "asawhole" and "thewholeof".

And the news three or four days ago, Taobao finally launched a special B2C platform "Taobao Mall" in addition to the original C2C.

Song Ye fumbled to learn how to search for products, how to use the shopping cart to combine payments, how to set up Alipay, selected a few books in Taobao Mall, filled in the address at home, and confirmed with the store customer service several times after placing the order. Wrong, those books were also confirmed to be in stock and could be sent out tomorrow, so he entered the password to pay.

It was also his first time to try online shopping, and he broke out in a nervous sweat after paying the payment, only to realize that Qu Liaoyuan hadn't played CS, and stood beside him looking at his netbook screen.

"Did you spend money online?" Qu Liaoyuan asked incredulously, "Is it real money?"

Song Ye immediately put aside the cautious nervousness just now, and said calmly and with experience: "Of course it's real money, directly debited from the bank card, bought a few books for my dad, and will collect them in a few days." arrive."

Qu Liaoyuan said nervously: "There are many scammers on the Internet. Wen Cong was cheated when he bought game equipment! He was cheated hundreds of times!"

"Isn't your brother smarter than him?" Song Ye despised Wen Cong very much, and said, "His brain is at best the size of a mung bean. If you don't lie to him, who will you lie to? Compare me with him? Are you mad at me?"

Qu Liaoyuan scratched his head, acquiesced that Wen Cong was indeed not very smart, and asked, "How many copies did you buy? How much?"

Song Ye said: "Five copies, less than two hundred, much cheaper than bookstores."

When Qu Liaoyuan heard "cheap", he felt that he was cheated even more. Looking at the three words "Paid" on the webpage, his heart bleeds, 200 yuan!You can buy ten boxes of "balloons"!But he didn't dare to say it again, Song Ye wanted face very much, even if he was really fooled, he couldn't just say it, Song Ye would turn his face.

For example, Song Ye still can’t tell the difference between southeast and northwest when he goes out. Every time he travels, he always takes the wrong way. Threatened not to buy him snacks or water, so that when he went out now, even though he knew that Song Ye was leading the wrong way, he had to pretend not to know and follow along. Anyway, it was just for fun and there was no important task, so it’s okay to wander around Well, for the final detour, we still have to go back to the right path.

"Let's talk about it when we get the book." Qu Liaoyuan had no choice but to say that, not having any confidence in Song Ye's first online shopping.

A few days later, the courier of STO Express delivered the book downstairs, called Song Ye to pick it up, and attracted several neighbors to watch.

Qu Liaoyuan came down with Song Ye. When Song Ye signed for the receipt, the little Yang sister-in-law on the first floor hugged the one and a half-year-old Xiao Yang and asked him: "Your brother bought something online? What did you buy?"

He was afraid that when the neighbors found out that they would turn out to be a pile of tattered or shoddy pirated books, they would sue his parents that they had been cheated. It was 200 yuan. Distressed for at least several months.He waved his hand at Mrs. Yang, but didn't dare to answer.

Song Ye took the book and went upstairs, Qu Liaoyuan teased Xiao Yang, and hurriedly followed him back.

The five books are all brand new, and they should be genuine after flipping through them, and there is also a cashback card for good reviews.

Qu Liaoyuan was overjoyed and was not fooled.Song Ye looked calm and heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. He was also very afraid that he would be fooled and embarrass himself in front of Qu Liaoyuan.The first online shopping, a success!

The next day, Song Ye took the book and Qu Liaoyuan and went to the provincial capital to see Song Zhiguo. As usual, he set off early in the morning, arrived at the provincial capital at noon, and arrived at the prison after two o'clock in the afternoon. After completing the formalities, he went in to see Song Zhiguo.

Song Zhiguo has served two years and two months in prison in accordance with the law.Last year, he was still participating in labor reform with other prisoners in the prison, such as stepping on the sewing machine to sew clothes, or manually making LED lights and other manual labor. He was assigned to the prison library, responsible for the daily sanitation of the library and the arranging of books. He also published a bulletin board every three to five days. It is a lot easier to go online, and it also gives him more time to read and study.

The prison library mainly contains party and government newspapers and chicken soup books that encourage prisoners to seriously reform and rehabilitate themselves, as well as a small amount of ancient poetry books.This is far from satisfying Song Zhiguo's reading needs, so every time Song Ye visits him, he will bring a few books designated by him, and sometimes he can't come because he is nervous about studying, and he will send a few books by mail, and then deliver them after inspection by the prison. into his own hands.

When Song Zhiguo was still working outside, he had a lot of socializing and drinking, and his mild fatty liver was a little bit high. He has lived a regular life for more than two years, and he also participates in group-organized physical exercises every day. His body is much healthier than outside. It's just that the prison room didn't see sunlight, and it was cold and damp, which made him suffer from some minor joint problems. He often had to put plasters on him, and he could smell the plasters on his body when he got close.

He and Song Ye were chatting about each other's lives during this period of time, Qu Liaoyuan sat quietly by the side and listened, quietly looking at the father and son, not knowing where, but always feeling that they are more and more alike, not in appearance, but when they talk His expression and eyes.

Hearing that Song Ye failed the exam this time, Song Zhiguo was not too nervous, but asked, "Did you encounter any troubles in life?"

Qu Liaoyuan's heart skipped a beat, afraid that Song Ye would talk nonsense again, and wanted to "boil the frog in warm water" to Uncle Song.He was a little afraid of Uncle Song. This elder was completely different from his parents.

"At that time, there was a little trouble," Lucky Song Ye just said, "It has been resolved, and I can still take the first place next time, and the college entrance examination is no problem."

Song Zhiguo smiled gently and said, "That's good, Dad believes that you can handle your own affairs well."

Qu Liaoyuan was completely overwhelmed, thinking to himself, what kind of father and son are these, if he made a mistake and failed the exam and dared to pretend to say such things to his parents, he would be mixed with men and women and beat his ass to the ground.