Go to my home and do your homework

In late October, when it was time for the teacher recruitment examination in provincial capital cities, Wen Cong was about to enter his own battlefield.

He worked hard this time. On the night before the exam, he didn't have the heart to study and didn't need to grind his guns. He was worried that playing games would affect his sleep quality, so he chatted with his good friend Qu Liaoyuan on WeChat.

Wen Cong: [XXXXXXXX (a bunch of swear words have been blocked)]

Wen Cong: [I'm more nervous than the college entrance examination]

Qu Liaoyuan: [relax, Brother Cong, you can do it! 】

Wen Cong: [What are you and Mr. Song doing?Can you shoot? 】

Qu Liaoyuan: [Roll! 】

Wen Cong: [Hehe ha ha ha ha, hey, not busy to talk to me?I'm so nervous]

Qu Liaoyuan: [We are eating hot pot at home, is it convenient for you to make a video? 】

Wen Cong: [come]

Turned on the video, Qu Liaoyuan's side, the hot pot was steaming hot, he and Song Ye both greeted Wen Cong, Wen Cong accidentally saw that Kang Ming was also there, the two also knew each other early in the morning and had played together a few times because of Qu Liaoyuan's relationship of.

"I heard that you have an exam tomorrow, don't be nervous, do your best, come on!" Kang Ming cheered Wen Cong on his phone.

"Good hahaha," Wen Cong asked, "Are you going to Beijing to play?"

Kang Ming said: "What are you playing? I'm still taking the postgraduate entrance examination. I didn't concentrate on my studies at home, so I came here to be a part of the Peking University entrance examination."

He rented an empty bed in the undergraduate dormitory of Communication University of China. The cost of living is low, and it is convenient for self-study. To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me a few months ago.

Wen Cong in turn encouraged him a few words, and then tactfully hinted that Qu Liaoyuan wanted to say a few words alone.

Qu Liaoyuan went into the room with his mobile phone.

Kang Ming saw him enter the master bedroom, and asked Song Ye: "Brother Ye, do you want to sleep in the second bedroom?"

Song Ye gave a "hmm" and put the boiled mutton in Qu Liaoyuan's bowl.

"You guys are quite comfortable here," Kang Ming liked this place very much, not only because of the size and location of the apartment, but also because he felt an indescribable warmth and harmony in this space as soon as he entered, and said whimsically, "Hey, wait for me to succeed. After going ashore, I will come to Beijing next year to go to school, and I won’t live in the school, so how about coming to share the rent with you?”

Song Ye declined politely: "Not good, Zhongchuan is too far away from here, forget it."

Kang Ming originally said casually, "What are you afraid of? The capital subway is so convenient."

Song Ye heard that he was joking, and said with a smile: "Okay, then you come when the time comes, just to share some rent, my brother will be very happy."

Here Qu Liaoyuan used Wen Cong as a tree hole for a long time, and came out of the room.

"Liaoyuan!" Kang Ming exaggeratedly said to him, "Just now I made an agreement with your brother, and I will come to share the rent with you two later! We will sleep together in the big bed in the master bedroom!"

Qu Liaoyuan turned pale with shock, what would happen? !I hurried to see Song Ye.

Song Ye patted the chair Qu Liaoyuan was sitting on just now, and said calmly, "Come and eat the mutton."

Qu Liaoyuan made up his mind, so he came over and sat down, fearing that it would be self-defeating, he didn't dare to accept Kang Ming's fault, and buried his head in eating meat.

Kang Ming couldn't explain why, but he always felt a little weird, and didn't think too much about it, and suddenly realized: "Damn, where's the meat? Where's the meat? Song Ye, you've gone too far, I'll give it all to your brother! You just hello Pig, can you feed me another pig? How much has your brother eaten?"

Song Ye put one hand on Qu Liaoyuan's shoulder, and said shamelessly: "My brother is growing up, eat more, what's wrong?"

Qu Liaoyuan also raised his face and raised his chin: "What's wrong?"

What can Kang Ming, who is two months younger than him, do?I had no choice but to feed myself aggrievedly. It's great to have a brother.

It's not Song Ye's nonsense, Qu Liaoyuan has really shown signs of growing his body recently. His height is stuck at 183 centimeters and he is stagnant. He has been exercising all the time, and his body has not become significantly fatter or thinner.

So, how did Song Ye find out that he had grown up?

It's a long story——

One day at the beginning of autumn, Qu Liaoyuan offered to ask Song Ye to help him buy things online.He has no online shopping experience so far, and the registered and certified Alipay has only been used to buy daily necessities such as toothpaste and soap in the supermarket a few times. Each time the consumption does not exceed ten yuan, and the mobile phone does not have the Taobao app.

"What to buy?" Song Ye thought about it curiously. He still had all the daily consumables at home, but he couldn't think of anything to buy.

Qu Liaoyuan sat upright, with his hands on his lap, and every time he said something he was embarrassed to say, he would adopt such a meeting posture.

"Buy... just the kind you bought for me online last time, underwear."

Ever since Qu Liaoyuan's underpants bought casually in the supermarket faded after wearing them, Song Ye has been buying them.

But Song Ye was even more curious, what's so embarrassing?I'm not ashamed to buy balloons, but what's so embarrassing about underwear?

Qu Liaoyuan said: "You can't buy the original size, it might be okay to ask for a size up, or maybe two."

Song Ye: "???"

"The old ones are a little tight, too small." Qu Liaoyuan finally couldn't help laughing, which boy would be upset when he finds out this kind of thing?nonexistent!

Song Ye looked down and said, "Really? I don't believe it."

Qu Liaoyuan said angrily: "Are you Chen Luyu? Why don't you believe it? It's true!"

Without saying a word, he showed it to Song Ye.

"Wait a minute." Song Ye went out and came back with a vernier caliper.

Qu Liaoyuan: "..."

He was held by Song Ye and sat beside the bed. After field measurements, Song Ye came to a positive conclusion and said in a delicate tone, "That's right, it's also thanks to my brother telling you to fight less when you were young, otherwise how would you be today?"

"You are so embarrassing... Excuse me, are you talking about the brother who lied to me and took me to have an operation?" Qu Liaoyuan still thought it was ridiculous when he thought of it, so he said amusedly and angrily, "Can you please help me?" I told him, why is he so wicked at such a young age? A scammer, he doesn’t learn well, he thinks of how to seduce me every day, and he still hides it so he can’t just lure me.”

Song Ye was still squatting in front of him, looking at him, and then at him, talking nonsense to cover up the great visual and psychological impact: Is this Qu Liaoyuan?Is this from Qu Liaoyuan?This is too... It's okay to grow into a black back, very handsome, and he likes it very much, growing into a black back!This problem is a bit big.

Their usual one is very stable and of high quality. Qu Liaoyuan is full of energy, and sometimes he is like a little wild dog. He doesn't really need Song Ye to stimulate him directly. The development of the land, Song Ye unexpectedly did not notice it in the first time.

Qu Liaoyuan was still sitting there muttering: "If you still dare to tell lies to lie to me in the future, I won't be polite, don't just rely on your beauty to do whatever you want, bully others, I won't let you do it again. "

"Puppy," Song Ye threw the vernier caliper to a place out of the way, and asked, "Is brother still a beautiful type?"

Hearing this, Qu Liaoyuan touched Song Ye's face, trying to look lewd, but he didn't like it, and said like an idiot: "That's too special, even if you're old, you're still the most beautiful old man."

Song Ye said: "Then you never thought about it..."

"What?" Qu Liaoyuan felt a little cold, and said, "What are you only talking about half? You can't measure it anymore, don't let me wear pants. Buy me new underwear quickly, and let me ship them early, otherwise I will Now I get strangled every day when I ride a bicycle."

"I'll buy it for you later." Song Ye pressed his knee to let him sit down, but still asked, "Would you like to try it as a counterattack?"

Qu Liaoyuan replied in seconds: "I don't want to."

Of course Song Ye didn't want to, he himself didn't accept being a zero both psychologically and physically, and he raised this question purely in the hope that Qu Liaoyuan could get more pleasure in love and family relationships.

Qu Liaoyuan is different from him, not born with it, the instinct of a straight man is another form after all.

He asked, "Why not? Do you still feel dirty?"

"No, no, no, I don't feel that way anymore." Qu Liaoyuan now understood that when he said "dirty" at that time, it was definitely a bad answer to Song Ye, and said, "I just don't want to."

Song Ye said seriously: "This is the third time my brother asks you this question. There are only three things, understand? If you miss this time, you will have no chance in the future."

The fact is that he knows very well that even if Qu Liaoyuan promised this time that he didn't want to, and changed his mind in the future, he still couldn't refuse.It's just harsh words, and there is a little bit of self-deception.

"I really don't want to." Qu Liaoyuan sat up straight again as if in a meeting, and said, "Xiaoye, let me tell you a secret, don't laugh at me."

Song Ye frowned and said, "You still have a secret? Puppy, you are bold!"

Qu Liaoyuan lost his temper, and said, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Song Ye: "..."

Qu Liaoyuan laughed out loud, happy that he had played tricks on the clever Song Ye.

Song Ye also laughed angrily, and slapped Qu Liaoyuan's legs a few times, leaving red marks.

Qu Liaoyuan's laughter stopped abruptly, and after a while, he quickly covered it with one hand.

Song Ye was also a little stunned.

"Forget it," Qu Liaoyuan was useless to deceive his ears, he let go and said, "This is also a secret, the harder you push, the easier it is for me to do this."

Song Ye: "..."

Qu Liaoyuan said: "This is one. What I just said is another. I discovered it a while ago before graduation. I couldn't type it myself, even several times."

Song Ye: "...how is it possible?!"

Usually he behaved like that, did he have a physical problem, Qu Liaoyuan said with embarrassment, "You can't get out of the fight, you need... that."

At this time, Song Ye looked like his IQ was offline, and asked: "Which one?"

Qu Liaoyuan slowly raised two fingers.

Song Ye was petrified in situ, and the picture that emerged in his mind had a greater impact than when he measured it with a vernier caliper just now.

"It's too embarrassing, isn't it?" Qu Liaoyuan scratched his head and said, "Maybe it's because you always prevented me from beating me when I was young, which gave me the aftereffects."

This is absolutely nonsense. After all, he is no longer the ignorant middle school student back then. He already understands it in his heart like Song Ye. He is probably a natural number 0. Due to his late maturity, he has never understood it very well.

On this occasion, there was no news that made Song Ye's heart bloom more than this. Qu Liaoyuan was born, born.

At the age when he was still together in his teens all day long, he had worried about it countless times. He was afraid that the straight man Qu Liaoyuan would suddenly be attracted to some girl, and suddenly wanted to try the feeling of being with a girl. , in the face of gender, he has no chance of winning.

In the past few years, his worries have gradually faded away, and they will pop up from time to time. Occasionally, he will worry that if Qu Liaoyuan suddenly wants to have a cute child, he must find a cute one. girl……

Thinking of this, he asked Qu Liaoyuan: "Will you want to be a father in the future? Not Yuan Bao's father, but a human cub."

Qu Liaoyuan didn't think much about it, it was a question he had thought about before, and he quickly replied: "I don't like children. But if you give birth to one, I will raise it with you."

"How did I live?" Song Ye smiled and then paused. He understood immediately and was a little shocked.

"You can find a girl to have a baby with her," Qu Liaoyuan said, "The premise is that she wants to know, she is willing, and she must be given corresponding material compensation."

Song Ye was moved by the fact that he had thought about it so richly, and asked softly, "Why me? Why not you?"

"Surrogacy is illegal. Now these people are taking advantage of legal loopholes. I'm not in the police," Qu Liaoyuan patted his shoulder and said proudly, "But I have a police rank, so it's impossible for me to know the law and break the law."

Song Ye: Moved by a hammer.

Sitting next to Qu Liaoyuan, he turned on his mobile phone to buy underwear from Taobao, which was one size bigger than the original one, and he deliberately let Qu Liaoyuan watch it, so he bought another box, one size bigger than Qu Liaoyuan's, which he wanted to wear .

"Furthermore," Qu Liaoyuan said suddenly, "Your child will look better and look like you, and I will love him even more."