[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless

"A total of 26 votes. Then the simulation shop of our class this time is decided to be the 'funny cafe' proposed by Mr. Yamazaki."

After the squad leader finished counting the votes and announced the results, the crowd cheered, only Sanada was frowning.

Just a few days after the start of school, everyone is still in a state of vacation syndrome. It is normal to wander off and chat in class, and sleep in a daze.As the chairman of the discipline committee, it is one of Sanada's responsibilities to help everyone adjust their status faster and devote themselves to the study of the new semester.It's just that the sky doesn't follow people's wishes, Lihai University's annual cultural festival - Haiyuan Festival is scheduled to be held in the last week of September.

So before we had time to start learning, everyone was excitedly engaged in the preparation of the cultural festival.

Of course, this was not the main reason for his frown.

The main reason is that he can't be funny... He was assigned to the acting group again, what should he do?

The so-called funny coffee shop, in addition to the standard coffee shop, Takashi Yamazaki proposed that a group of people perform on stage every half an hour to heat up the atmosphere, so that the coffee shop not only has delicious food and drink, but also has fun, Such sights can attract more people to visit.And in view of his own funny attributes, everyone deeply agrees with this.

Because the most important thing in this project is actually the candidates for the performance group. Except for volunteers like Yamazaki himself, the rest of the people are all decided by lottery.

The one with him is the one who voted in favor of Yamazaki's proposal. He thought he could show off his skills in the kitchen, but unexpectedly, Jasmine also got into the performance group by drawing lots.Seeing that everyone was talking about their own ideas enthusiastically, the duo looked at each other in a daze, and at the same time saw despair in each other's eyes.

"Kuroki, do you have any proposal?" Sanada asked stiffly.

"I'm always cold when I tell a joke, Sanada-kun?" Jasmine also asked with a cold face.

"I..." Sanada paused for a long time, and pressed the brim of his hat, "I haven't learned rakugo before."

Jasmine: Why Rakugo?Most people don't know how to talk, right?

Just at this time, the crowd around Yamazaki burst into loud laughter, which made the two people's faces even more unlovable.

"A funny show? You?"

After hearing this, Yuno was silent for two seconds, then turned and left, only to be held back by Jasmine.

"Hey Yuno, where are you going?"

"Go and bribe your executive committee member, and I'll give you another position." She also patted Jasmine on the shoulder earnestly.

"I think I can try to save it?"

"Do you believe this yourself..."

Jasmine also: ...

You can't blame Yuno for not trusting her, it's because she can't tell jokes well for a long time.

That was still a school trip in elementary school.After eating, everyone chatted together, and some students suggested that one person tell a story to enliven the atmosphere.There was no regulation on what to say, and no one was forced to say it, so Jasmine volunteered to do so right then and there.

As a result, it was cold.

It's not that the story is not funny, nor is it too profound to understand, she is also very serious when she tells it, but the weird thing is that after everyone listens to it, it's like hiccups stuck, and they can't get up or down.You can't say it well, in fact, the speech is very good, but it is too difficult to make everyone laugh, so I can only stare at her with wide eyes and stand coldly.

If one time is just a coincidence, then two or three times is enough to show that it is indeed her own problem.

It's strange to say that Jasmine can occasionally say something interesting to make everyone laugh when they are chatting, but once she consciously "tells a joke", it is often not funny at all.

Don't know why.

Perhaps trying too hard had the opposite effect.

——The above evaluation comes from authoritative manga player Takashi Yamazaki.

"Well, anyway, try to see it first, try telling a joke without trying hard?"

After lunch, Jasmine also lay down on the desk and thought seriously.

But if you don’t work hard, how can you work hard?Telling jokes with a deadpan face?Telling jokes while walking forward?Telling jokes while learning about seaweed?

Well, it doesn't sound like not working hard, but rather trying too hard...

"Ah, what should I do..."

Clenching the things in her hands tightly, Jasmine also cried out in despair.

"It's too complicated for you to think." Miotian also imitated her movements, lying on the table and looking over.

"You traitor who teamed up with Yamazaki! You won't understand my feelings." Jasmine also snorted angrily.

"Really? Then do you want to listen to my traitor's suggestion?" Mio Tianxuan asked with eyes.

"Yes! Chitose is the best, okay!" Jasmine also licked her face and rushed over.

Accepting her loitering happily, Miotian said earnestly, "Don't think too much about it, you can't think of memes in your imagination. How about starting with the fields you are most familiar with first?"

Familiar fields... Tennis, or music?

"Don't stick to jokes, after all, not everyone is from Yamazaki."

"Is that so..."

Although listening to her words seems to have captured some inspiration, I always feel that something is missing.

"By the way, what have you been holding in your hand since just now? Is it a necklace?"

She has long wanted to ask.Just now when Jasmine was talking to herself over there, she subconsciously poked it there, as if it was hanging around her neck.

"It's a brooch." She also took a special look at the classroom and showed the "glass brooch" in her hand to her deskmate after she didn't find the black-faced god Sanada.

"This green is so pretty..." Miotian wondered, "But why do you hang it around your neck?"

"Because the school doesn't allow you to wear such big accessories. But I couldn't help it, huh." She liked it so much, she wished she could wear it every day, but she couldn't violate the school rules.I had no choice but to find a chain to hang around my neck, and stuffed it carefully inside my shirt so that no one would find it.

I guess I was stunned by thinking about the problem just now, so I took it out and held it in my hand for some reason.

At this time, other girls discovered the situation here and surrounded them in twos and threes.

"Wow, it's so beautiful, where did you buy it?" "Is there another color, I want to buy one too." "Is it crystal? Resin?"

"I don't know, it's a gift from a friend. He said it's made of glass, so there should be many colors to choose from. If you want the same style, I'll ask you for it." Jasmine also generously let everyone share it, anyway The chain hung around her neck, so she couldn't fall.

"Thank you, please, Kuroki-san." "You're welcome."

"He? Boyfriend?" A classmate who discovered Huadian smiled narrowly.

"No, just good friends."

"I think so, such an exquisite thing doesn't look like the handwriting of that black-skinned classmate." Miotian complained in a low voice.

"Chitose, what did you just say?"

"Nothing, nothing."

As the momentary noise dissipated, another girl sitting not far from them also looked away.

The second class in the afternoon was physical education class. Considering that the movement of running and jumping was too large, the chain might break. After Jasmine also changed into her gym clothes, she put the brooch in her handbag and put it in the locker.

"Jasmine too, hurry up, I'm going to be late!"

"I'm coming."

She ran so fast that she didn't notice that the locker door failed to close and bounced open instead.

At this time, a tall girl with blond curly hair walked past her and walked into the dressing room.After walking a few steps, she realized that Jasmine's cabinet door was not closed, so she immediately yelled twice outside.It's a pity that Jasmine had already run away and didn't hear her.

"It's so careless."

When she was thinking of locking her up, she was dazzled by the light reflected from something in the cabinet, and she subconsciously took another look——

It was a silver chain that fell out of the open handbag.

This is what she said at noon, the brooch hanging around her neck, right?

Picking up the chain out of curiosity, the outrageously large green gemstone was exposed to the air.

Looking at the sun, the interior seems to gather the entire universe.

It really is an emerald, the best kind.

But with Kuroki's nature, he probably didn't intend to deceive people, and this gem is ridiculously big, so he really thought it was a piece of glass.He also said that if he wanted the same style, he would ask them for it. He was so cute and silly, exactly the same as his former self.

She used to regard sapphire as glass, and after telling her friends the price out of kindness, she was mistaken for showing off and alienated by her friends.Thinking about it, Heimu should be different. It is estimated that the person who gave her the brooch was afraid that she would not accept it, so he lied to her that it was made of glass.That person is really interesting, if he is discovered, wouldn't it be counterproductive?

The girl rubbed against the smooth surface of the gem unconsciously, feeling a little dazed.

Emerald, she used to think it was old-fashioned and out of tune with herself in the blooming season.On the contrary, the diamonds are shining brightly, matching her identity and beauty very well.Time has passed, but now I suddenly feel that the emeralds that I despised before are also very beautiful...

Is it the person who wears it that makes it more beautiful?

"Xiao Yezi, are you alright?"

Suddenly awakened by a friend's shout, the girl was so frightened that she conditioned to close the cabinet door——

Then I was dumbfounded.

It's too bad, why did she close the door, and the brooch hasn't been put in yet!

"Xiao Yezi?" The girl with the card issuer came in, and found that her friend was still standing in front of her locker with her pockets in her pocket, she was in a daze for some reason.He didn't know that his friend's hand in his pocket was on fire right now.

"Really, if you don't hurry up—"

Ding dong ding dong.

"Ah, I'm late! You change quickly, don't be silly!"

Under the urging of her friends throughout the process, she had no choice but to change clothes for class first.

Until she was dragged out of the dressing room, she kept looking at the cabinet door that she accidentally closed.

How to do?

Because of this matter in his heart, he was absent-minded throughout the physical education class, and he didn't dare to look at Heimu.

"Watanabe-san, let me help you!"

When packing up the volleyball, she also took the initiative to help pick it up, and accompanied her into the sports room.

During the process, Sayoko Watanabe wanted to speak several times, telling her that the brooch was in her hand and wanted to return it to her.But in the face of her sincere and friendly smiling face, she still couldn't muster up the courage to speak out.

What if it is taken deliberately?What if you are regarded as a thief?It will definitely be hated by Kuroki.If she chooses to tell the teacher, Dad will be dragged down by herself.At such a busy and chaotic time, you must not trouble him.

Yes, when everyone is not paying attention, before Heimu finds out, secretly put it back in her drawer.

However, the idea is beautiful, and the reality is skinny.

Thinking of going back to the classroom first before everyone else returned to the classroom, at the end of the physical education class, she left the playground first on the grounds that she was not feeling well, went to the locker room to take out the brooch, and didn't even have time to change her clothes. ran back to the classroom.It turned out that there happened to be a classmate who didn't go to physical education class today because her aunt came, and her seat happened to be diagonally behind Heimu.As long as she passes by that position, she will definitely be able to see it.

No, no!

Fortunately, Kuroki's nerves are really big, and he didn't realize that his brooch was not in the bag after returning to the classroom with Mioda laughing.

It's not too late, just wait.

After everyone goes to participate in club activities——

However, Watanabe forgot that they are now in the third grade, and many students have withdrawn from the department at the beginning of this semester, and are fully preparing for the senior high school entrance examination.Although Kuroki himself still goes to club activities on time every day, he can't stand the fact that there are still so many people in the classroom reading books and discussing issues.

It's not that I never thought of throwing it on the ground and waiting for her to find it, but this brooch is too precious after all, if someone else picks it up before she finds it, wouldn't I really be a sinner?

She could only continue to wait until a school leaving time, only when everyone left the school, would she have a chance.

It's a pity that she waited and waited, and what she waited for was Heimu Jasmine who hurried back to the classroom with anxiety and sadness written all over her face.

Oops, she's already found out.

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