[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless

Early in the morning, Jasmine hummed a song and got busy in the kitchen.Yuno yawned and walked to the side, looking at the cute and fragrant rabbit sausage fried on the plate, and stretched out her hand greedily before brushing her teeth.

Then it snapped away.

"Jasmine too, I'm hungry, let me try one~"

"No, this is for Yukimura." He raised his chin towards the restaurant, "Your portion is on the table."

"Yukimura?" Yuno woke up startled, picked up the kitchen knife and chopped it on the cutting board, "I oppose this marriage!"

"What do you think about every day?" Jasmine also gave her a blank stare, raised her index finger and tapped her eyebrows, leaving a small flour mark.

"Then why do you suddenly make lunch for him?"

"Isn't he going to have an operation next week? He said that he will have to control his diet for the next few days, so he wants to eat something good before it's too late."

Yuno didn't believe it, folded his arms and sneered: "Did he still say something, if the operation failed, it would be too pitiful to only eat bran and swallowed vegetables in the last week before death, so you don't want to treat him like this?"

Jasmine also blinked and smiled.

"You guys are so good."

"Who has a good relationship with that dead fox!"

"Yeah, this is really troublesome about my wife."

In the hospital, Yukimura finished his bento, had a cup of tea with Jasmine, and chatted about my wife Yuno.

"I can't help it, who made Yuno such a tsundere."

He propped his right hand on the bed table, and looked over with half of his face propped up, looking very distressed.

"Sometimes I wonder, what does she dislike about me? You see, my tennis skills are not bad, my looks are not bad, my personality is not bad, and my grades are not bad..."

Jasmine was also sweating and listening to someone counting down a lot of "okays" to herself, feeling that if she complained, she would lose, and pretended she didn't hear it.However, she underestimated Yukimura's bad taste after all—

"At the Haiyuan Festival last year, we were No.1 in the voting results of the Lihai University's Best Couple Contest. It's so sad to suddenly treat me so coldly."

"Huh? Is that so?"

The Haiyuan Festival is a traditional cultural festival of Lihai University Affiliated High School. It is different from the Diguang Festival, because it is held in September when the second semester begins, so Jasmine has not participated in it yet.However, Diguang also has such a traditional event as the best couple contest, so she subconsciously...

Just believe it.

"Yeah, everyone who has seen it knows it." He asked with a smile, "Haven't you seen Heimu?"

"No, isn't the Haiyuan Festival in September?"

"Umihara Matsuri? No, I mean "Autumn Romance" by the Literature Club."

"What?" Why did you suddenly mention the Literature Club?Does it have something to do with their topic?

"Well, to put it simply, it's the CP book published by their agency."

Jasmine also tilted her head in a daze, "What is CP...?"

Yukimura patiently continued to explain: "It's a love novel with my wife Yuno as the main characters."

Jasmine also:? ? ?

"Pfft—" Apparently, Jasmine's standard black face with a question mark succeeded in pleasing him, and Yukimura laughed so hard that he almost fell down on the table.

"Ah, Yukimura-kun, are you kidding me again?" She finally came to her senses.

"I can't help it, Kuroki, your dazed look is so cute, hahaha..."

"Let me tell you, don't think that I won't be angry because you are a patient!" Jasmine was also so angry that she turned her face away from him, "Really, you actually invented such a thing just to trick me."

"It's not fiction." He smiled and took out a book from the bedside table and handed it over, "Look, "Romance of Autumn."

There really is!

She took the book and found that the cover was designed in a very ordinary literary style, and the producer wrote "Lihai University Affiliated Middle School Literary Society".Unexpectedly, after flipping through two pages casually, the various OOC plots in it gave goosebumps all over my body.

This turned out to be a story about an overbearing head of the tennis department who fell in love with a weak tea ceremony girl!

If it were a domineering underworld girl who fell in love with a sickly and beautiful minister, it would be almost the same!

Not realizing that her thinking was also very problematic, Jasmine also looked at Yukimura inexplicably.

"You still read your... er, CP book?" Isn't it awkward?

"This is what Chi Ye brought over when he came to visit the doctor two days ago to amuse me. He said it was 'a book that is very popular in school now'. I guess he was deceived by someone." He also knew who it was. .But don't worry, wait for him to recover, and then settle the matter one by one.

I always feel that Yukimura-kun's smile is getting darker, is it an illusion?

"It's amazing that you can stick to the full book, in a sense."

"Actually, as long as you read it, you will find that it is quite interesting. Of course," he smiled more happily, "my wife definitely doesn't think so. But don't you think that once you find this point, you will not be able to restrain the urge to read it?" ?"

Wow, your bad taste is overflowing, you know that?

By the way... the president of the literary club has a strange filter for Yuno!If Yu Nai knew that he was written in the book as such a helpless little bird, would he be so angry that he would tear the author up?

Well, for the safety of that unknown classmate, she should pretend that nothing happened.

Having figured this out, Jasmine also quickly put the book in her hand back on the bedside table, like holding a hot potato.

"Don't you take it back? It's a pity." He really wanted to know my wife Yuno's impression after reading it, otherwise he wouldn't have brought it out for Jasmine to read.

"Yukimura-kun, you are going to have surgery soon, please accumulate some virtue, and don't keep thinking about making a big news."

Yukimura spread his hands regretfully.

"So you asked me to come here today just to show me this?" Sure enough, if people are too free, something will happen!

"Can't you?" He blinked innocently.

Jasmine also smiled back at him, then raised the fruit knife in her hand threateningly.

"Ahem, okay, no kidding. Actually, I have something to ask you, about the limit of seamlessness—"

Because of Yukimura's troubles, after Jasmine came home, Yuno found that once she made eye contact with him, she would burst into laughter within two seconds.No matter how you ask, she will not let go of her mouth like a gourd with its mouth sawn off.In view of Yukimura's "good" performance over the past two years, she took the scapegoat regardless.

But because he is still a patient, we will settle accounts with him after his operation is over.

Jasmine also didn't know that Yuno was about to learn about the legendary CP book in the not-too-distant future. She was hugging the bear right now, staring at the desk calendar in a daze.On the lower left side of the desk calendar, the next Sunday is written "Surgery Yukimura".

Yukimura-kun is really a very strong person.

Although she had a long reflex arc, she was not stupid. The reason why he wanted to make trouble today must be to enliven the atmosphere.

I don't want to see her worried face, don't want to say goodbye with a frown.As he once said, she failed to make him cry when he should cry, and now she can only smile to face the future.

But each of them also knows that the success rate of the operation is not high.It's not a question of whether you can play tennis in the future, but... a question of whether you can stand up in the future.

I can no longer stand up, and I have been sitting in a wheelchair all my life. I can only watch other people sweat and pursue their dreams on the sidelines of the court, while I can only live as an isolated island and fall into the emptiness of my heart forever.

It was so scary, I felt like I was about to suffocate just thinking about it.

Jasmine also buried her head in the fluffy fur, seeking a little warmth from it.

hum~

Clicking on the phone screen, it was a photo sent by Qingfeng - a cicada that looked huge due to the super close-up shooting.

Aomine-kun: I caught it!How about it?

Jasmine also: ...it's too big, a little disgusting.

evil!Heart!

Aomine was hit in the heart by the opponent's two words, and fell into a state of being unable to recover.

Damn it, he obviously finds it interesting. Is this the generation gap between men and women?

Even though he thought so, he still struggled to withdraw the photo he just posted.

The interface kept prompting that the other party was typing, but after waiting for a while, Jasmine also sent new content.

Aomine-kun:?

Jasmine: No, I was just thinking about how to say it.A friend is going to have an operation, and the success rate is not too high. I am thinking about what to do to help him.

he?man?friend?What is the relationship actually?who?

Facing this short line of words on the screen, Qingfeng fell into a huge vortex.

Besides, what the hell is this problem? If you're not a doctor, what else can you do?

If it was him—

【If it were me, as long as you stay by my side...】

No no no no!

Aomine started to delete with a dark face.

Aomine-kun: As long as you are here.

Jasmine also:? ? ?

Aomine-kun: Aren't you a friend?You are there when you are needed.

Jasmine also: ... What's the difference between you saying nothing?

Aomine-kun: Otherwise?She's about to go to the operating table. In this situation, no matter how you think about it, you can only pray, right?

That's right, she can't do anything now, she can only pray.

Pray...huh?pray?Yes!

Jasmine also: Alright Aomine-kun, I'm going to pray now!Thanks for your advice!

Not caring about the reaction of the other party receiving this message, Jasmine also turned off the line directly and began to rummage through the address book.As a result, I couldn't find the name at the bottom, so I hurried out of the room.

"Yuno, do you save Yato's number?"

"What are you doing with that unreliable guy?" She said with disgust, but she flipped through the address book neatly under her hands, and showed her what Jasmine wanted.

"Pray."

Yuno:? ? ?

So 3 minutes later, Yato visited Yuno's living room again.

I haven't seen this god for several months, and he still looks poor. The old sportswear that looks like it was taken out of a [-]-yuan store is still so tasteless.Out of politeness, Yuno brought him a glass of freshly squeezed apple juice.

"...That's it." After Jasmine told Yato all about Yukimura, she took out a five-yuan coin and placed it solemnly in front of him.Question: "Should I pray directly? Or do I have to go through a procedure first, such as fasting and bathing for three days?"

"Oh, don't worry, I'm not those rigid old men, I don't need those messy rituals. As long as I accept your wish, I will definitely help you realize it." Yato replied in a frivolous tone.

Same as last time, he is now half lying on the sofa, crossing his legs proudly, stimulating Yuno's nerves in all directions, from multiple angles, in simple terms, from top to bottom, from inside to outside.

The so-called god who lost the chain at this critical moment and was dragged to death!What did Jasmine like in him and trust him so much?

Not knowing that her friend was on the verge of going berserk at this moment, Jasmine clapped her hands together gratefully, then closed her eyes and made a very devout wish: "Please Lord Yato bless Yukimura-kun for a smooth operation, and you can continue to fight after the operation." tennis."

"Oh, Yato-sama will accept your wish—"

"Night fight!!!"

Hand knife attack!Successfully interrupted the enemy's chant!

"Who?!" Yuno reacted immediately.

"Wow! I'm not a bad guy, I'm Yato's artifact!"

The blond boy who suddenly appeared was about the same age as them, but the light in his eyes was much clearer than that of Yato.Yuno glanced suspiciously between the two for a while, and then relaxed after getting Yato's approval——

Then slowly put down the table in his hand.

The remaining three people in the living room were sweating wildly, and Yato sighed desperately: "Are you a female Vajra?"

Regardless of the process, in short, when everyone sat down to talk calmly again, Yato had a huge bump on his head.

"So you are the sword in Yato-san's hand last time? Sure enough, a beautiful sword turned into a human is also a cute boy."

Being praised so sincerely by Jasmine, the blond-haired boy Xueyin blushed immediately.

"Ah, I, I didn't...not..."

"Yeah, it looks much more reliable than your tasteless master." Yuno immediately added fuel to the fire.

"Hey, wait a minute, why is Yukine more popular than me? I'm the god!" Yato called out dissatisfied.

"Isn't that Yatou you have a bad conduct?" Xueyin said speechlessly, "If I hadn't interrupted you just now, how would you be responsible for the wish you received?"

"Of course I'm—ah." Yato murmured.

Jasmine also looked left and right, and asked, "What's going on?"

"I'm really sorry, Miss Kuroki, although Yato seems to be so virtuous..."

This virtue!

"I can only do some work to repair water pipes and toilets..."

only!

"But he's actually a warrior... He can't do things like cure diseases, so it's useless for you to ask him to make a wish. The reason why he wanted to agree just now is probably because he was dazzled by money."

Useless!

This Yetou is bleeding too much and has fallen into a coma. Do you want to wake it up?

Confirm the implementation of physical wake-up means——

Yuno raised the table again: "You even cheated five yuan coins! Do you have any last words, Yatou?"

Yato suddenly jumped up from the floor, putting his hands on his chest in a defensive cross posture:

"Against violence! I am useful! Absolutely useful!"

"Promise not to let the demons affect him?" Jasmine also repeated Yato's solution, but looking at her bewildered face, it was clear that she must have understood.

"In fact, everyone in the world has a fixed life span. If there are no special circumstances, most people can die. But in fact, this is not the case. Human beings often die prematurely due to diseases, accidents or even suicide. In these Among the uncertain factors, you humans have found a way to cure diseases, and our gods have found the root of all 'illnesses'—that is, demons."

The monster hides in the blind spot that humans can't notice, and affects the humans around him through the aura it emits, making humans more susceptible to diseases, or luring them to take the initiative to die, and the undead left after the death of humans will be become their food.

"So you mean, from the operation to the recovery of Yukimura, you will always protect him and keep the monsters away from him?" Sounds like it makes sense?

"Jasmine too, don't be fooled by him. Instead of going through so much trouble, it's better to find a god who is responsible for curing diseases. Even if you want to worship, at least you have to pray for something useful." Yuno made a sober and rational judgment.

"Well, what I said just now caused you to misunderstand." Xueyin immediately explained, "It's not just Yato who can't help curing diseases, in fact, all gods can't help. The iron rule set by the goddess of Huangquan is not allowed. The gods interfere with the lifespan of any creature on earth."

"What does it mean?"

"It means that the success of Yukimura's operation depends on him and his attending physician." Yuno complained coldly, "It seems that not only he is useless, but all the gods are useless. Don't worship on New Year's Day in the future, anyway, it's nothing It’s better to go to the hospital for a physical examination.”

"Your thinking is blasphemy!"

"Say pragmatism, please."

"It's just that it's okay!" Jasmine also picked up the coins on the table and walked between the two who were confronting each other.Then he raised his head, looked firmly at Yato, and handed out 5 yuan.

"Master Yato, please grant my wish!"

Yato's slightly dilated pupils from surprise returned to normal. He gently took the coin from the girl's palm, and showed his big white teeth to Jasmine:

"You are a predestined person, and I, Ye Fighting God, will take over your wish!"

The deserted street, the sky full of stars, the god without majesty walking around shaking his head, the blond boy beside him was very puzzled.

"Yato, I always feel that you are very happy today..."

"Didn't you hear? Kuroki said that when his wish comes true, he wants to treat us to a cake. I haven't eaten cake for a long time, so of course I'm happy!"

Um?Is it just for this reason?

"Yato, you..." Xueyin rolled her eyes and asked, "Could it be that you like Miss Kuroki?"

"Yes." Unexpectedly, Yato readily admitted, but he still had the second part: "Everyone likes her very much."

"Everyone...Which everyone?"

Having reached this point, Yato suddenly gave up.

"Everyone is everyone."

"Night Fight!"

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