[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless

"You say you are a god?"

In the living room, there was an arrangement in the shape of a character again. Yuno still did not let go of the baseball bat in his hand, so he remained vigilant and disgusted, sitting on the sofa between the two of them.

"I used to be." The athletic boy named Yeto arrogantly crossed his legs and fell on the sofa with his nostrils upturned. "You guys are not small. Master Yato came all the way from Akita, and unexpectedly How dare you throw the door in my face! This is blasphemy, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"Oh." Yuno responded coldly, stood up and swung the bat, it was a perfect home run!

"Wow, don't do it suddenly!" Ye Dou shrank his neck and dodged it, his eyes widened in fright, "I am really one of the 800 million gods! I am the God of Night Fight !"

"That..." Jasmine also raised her hand, between her thumb and forefinger, the golden light was so dazzling——

The man who claimed to be a god was immediately attracted by the brilliance, knelt down in front of the girl, rubbed his hands and said with a smile:

"Oh, dear guest, what service do you need? Whether it's cleaning the toilet, repairing the water pipes or the toilet, I can do it!"

There was an awkward silence.

"You really resort to this kind of thing?"

Yuno silently pointed to the unknown object on the ground that could cosplay with a pug, and smiled brightly:

"Can I throw this unknown mass out, Jasmine too?"

Jasmine also looked at Yato who was too embarrassing, then looked at the coin in her hand, and said hesitantly:

"Why don't you throw it away after I finish asking?"

"Don't discuss it on the premise of throwing me away!"

"Well, that means you have a disease where people from your former school will fall in love with you when they see you?"

Yato stared at the brown-haired girl and seemed to think seriously for nearly half a minute, and finally couldn't hold back, and burst into laughter with a "poof" slap on the table.

"Hahaha, you have a second-grade illness, right? Hahahaha..."

Yuno's eyes flashed with the light of Gou Oki, and he raised his bat: "Death penalty!"

"what!"

After a period of unavoidable confusion, the three of them calmed down and sat down again. The difference was that there were two huge bags on Yato's head.

"Assuming your illness is real—"

"My lord, please be careful in your words and deeds." Yunoshi warned with a smile.

The corner of Ye Dou's mouth twitched, and he changed his words under pressure: "If your guess is correct, my guest, then this is not a disease, but a curse."

"Cursed?" Jasmine also tilted her head, "The Scarecrow?"

"It's almost that kind of thing." Yato touched his chin and said incomprehensibly, "But it's the first time I've seen a curse with such a strange effect... It's just to be liked by others. What is the purpose of the curse?"

"No matter what he plots, I am very troubled right now." Jasmine also solemnly begged, "Mr. Yedou, please help me lift this curse. This five yuan is my offering."

Yetou reached out to take the coin, and smiled: "You are a destined person, I will accept your wish!"

Before the girl showed a relaxed smile, he added another sentence desperately:

"Ah, but I'm not very good at removing curses with spells..."

beep—

Behind him, Yuno's eyes flashed fiercely again, and the bat in his hand was raised high, ready to go.

"Wait, wait! No matter if it's a curse or a fate, I can cut it off directly!"

"Really?" A kind smile.

"Really! Really, really!"

The girl put away the bat and sat back down again.

Not bad, boy, I have a strong desire to survive.

Yato swore he read such a sentence from Yuno's eyes.

Today's young girls are so scary...

"Reveal, Snow Device!"

A snow-white long knife was condensed and formed in the flowing light, and appeared in the young man's hand.

"In the name of God Ye Dou, I hold the snow weapon and cut off the source of the curse!"

The blue light of the knife slashed towards Jasmine's dull hair along the blade, under Yuno's nervous gaze——

"Boom!"

It was blocked back by a red arc.

"Huh?" X3.

"Hey, what's going on here?" The bat was pointing at the point 1cm before the tip of Yato's nose, "Why don't you explain, Yato God."

"Calm down, calm down! After this moment, I've confirmed that this is not a curse, but a blessing, or a blessing from other gods!"

"Huh?" A blessing from the gods?

In the eyes of gods, human beings are almost the same, without distinction.But there are very few people who are favored by the gods for various reasons such as beautiful appearance, unique voice, clear soul, and moving singing.

These people are called the darlings of the gods.

In order to show their favor, the gods usually give blessings to their favorite humans, which is the blessing of the gods.

Different gods can grant different types of blessings.

For example, if the god who is in charge of studies receives his blessing, he will get all the knowledge acquisition efficiency doubled, and the written test and interview will be invincible.

Another example is the great king who is in charge of wealth, his darling will live a happy life where he can pick up winning lottery tickets on the road, his career is booming, and he is making money every day.

If it is the God of Marriage who is in charge of romance...

"What about Yuanjie God's words?" Jasmine also clenched her fists nervously.

"If that person has a lover, his relationship will be smooth all his life. If that person doesn't have a lover...it will probably be like you are now. Until you find a lover, you will always be in love with everyone. status."

Although her blessing is a bit strange, there are time and place restrictions.

Presumably, the god who blessed her had a rather unique brain circuit.

"Then how to remove this blessing...?"

"What are you thinking, of course not. The gods are all talkers, and no one will take back their gifts."

Jasmine's vision also went dark.

"Okay, okay, you don't need to be so entangled." Ye Dou hugged her shoulder and comforted: "It's not the same as those demons and ghosts who control people's hearts. God's blessings have no side effects, so you can rest assured. Those who fall in love with you definitely have a certain emotional foundation and love you sincerely, there will never be a situation where strangers who have no relationship with each other suddenly fall in love to death! Hehe!"

He gave a thumbs up and made a face.

Although the odds of love at first sight will increase exponentially.

But looking at the child's face about to cry, it's better not to say this sentence.

"You mean, if people who don't like me won't be affected in the first place? Then I don't have to avoid everyone?"

"That's it. To put it bluntly, this blessing is to make people take the initiative in their relationship, and it will increase the favorability from 1 to 100 all at once, but if it is 0, there will be no change at all."

Although the condition of favorability level 1 is basically satisfied by anyone who doesn't hate you.

But looking at the child's expectant smiling face, he couldn't even say that.

Yuno, who was an onlooker, glanced at Yato's expression with a ghost in his heart, and guessed it was almost indistinguishable.However, there is no pressure on her to see if this so-called blessing has any effect.Once you've seen enough good shows, just kick a pest and trample all of them to death.

Anyway, the little angel would throw herself into her arms and cry for help if she was wronged. By then, she would have watched enough dramas and her favorability would increase. Wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?Why take precautions before they happen, and waste such an opportunity for her to fall into his arms.

After all, Jasmine also hugged her and cried, it was so cute that people couldn't help themselves.

Thinking of this, she took a sip of orange juice silently, and swallowed the saliva that accidentally flowed out.

"Then the effect of the kiss...will it reset the favorability?"

"En, that's right!" Probably... Yato replied against his will.

God kiss can reset favorability, the god who blesses you must have a brain hole, Ye Dou slandered.But as a member of the gods, he still has to work hard to maintain the good image of gods in the hearts of mortals.

Although he himself has almost defeated this image.

"Oh, didn't I say that, our gods are reliable, and if he says it's useful, it will be useful. Maybe he also gave you a complete one-stop after-sales service, such as deleting the memory of kiss by the way, ahaha Ha ha……"

"Oh, it's amazing, as expected of a god!"

"of course!"

"Then the last question!" Jasmine also raised her hand, "After a year, they won't suddenly hate me, right?"

"No, no, even if the blessing no longer takes effect, the relationship will not change. But as time goes by, those who should be loved will continue to love, and those who should be indifferent will fade away. Isn't this how you humans are? Love is fine. It doesn't matter if you hate it, it comes and goes quickly... Anyway, I don't understand you." Ye Dou sighed old-fashionedly.

She completely let go of the big stone in her heart.

Seeing that the business is almost done, Yuno can finally spit out what he has been holding back for a long time:

"It turns out that you are really a god."

"That's why I said it from the beginning!"

The poor god-sama took the reward for this entrustment - 5 yuan coins, stuffed it happily into the bottle in his arms, and left with a wretched smile, imagining the scene that will be loved by thousands of people in the future.

"That's great, what you were worried about won't happen, Jasmine too."

"En. Although it's better to avoid it, but at least you don't have to run away when you see it in the future." The girl smiled softly, "Speaking of which, you are really a hot-tempered god."

"Don't mention it, I still can't get used to him talking in that guy's voice..." Yuno threw the bat back to the utility room, rubbing goosebumps and said.

During the communication just now, because she couldn't restrain the strange dramas in her mind, she kept in a state of blowing hair, and her irritability soared.This is not possible, her peaceful setting for years cannot be maintained in front of Yato.

You must be vigilant, and you must be a warning!

"Don't you really find it particularly creepy?"

Jasmine also heard the words, and made up her mind very seriously.

Akashi Seijuro slumped on the sofa with his legs crossed in all directions, and said triumphantly, "I am a god, so hurry up and meet me"——

"Pfft, hahahaha..."

Yuno has black lines all over her head.

That is to say, now you can laugh out loud, but if you really encounter that scene, you will most likely be scared to cry directly.

However, this god might still be able to use it in the future. After all, it is hard to find a convenient, quick and economical Wanshiwu.Therefore, Yuno very naturally saved the phone number on the small handwritten advertisement into the phone's address book, and also set a shortcut key No. 5 for emergencies.

At this time, Yato, who was holding a money jar, was walking down the street in a very arrogant way, and a young man who hadn't been noticed just now appeared beside him.The blond boy in a hooded sweater walked two steps behind Yato, trying to pretend he didn't know the person in front of him.

His walking posture is really embarrassing, walking beside him...

Boys really don't have the courage!

"I said Xueyin, what do you think of the blessing on that person just now?"

Xueyin curled her lips, "What do you think, it's just an ordinary blessing, just like the ones we've seen before. It's just that the effect is really bad..." Why are all the gods such guys, as serious as Ebisu? It would be nice to have more guys.

Fortunately, Miss Xiaofu doesn't have the habit of giving blessings casually, otherwise...

Alas, it is really not easy for human beings in this world to live.

"Normal..." Yato scratched his chin and stretched, "Forget it, if there is fate, we will meet again in the future."

Xueyin tilted her head in confusion.

"Oh, compared to that kind of thing, Dahei has a sukiyaki pot today, we have to hurry up, or we won't be able to get a meal!"

"Night Fight!"

The author has something to say: I don’t know why the app can’t be edited today, and I found out that the second half of it was not uploaded when I went out orz

I can only make it at home, sorry to add it now.