[Comprehensive] Escape from shame is useless
Chapter 10 On the Length of Reflex Arcs
For Jasmine, the following week was quite difficult.
It is completely forbidden to touch the tennis racket, and even if you go to participate in club activities, you can only watch everyone practice from the sidelines.
Obviously, she can participate in physical training, but she was sent by Yuno to "monitor" her deskmate - Mioda Chitose, a die-hard member of Yuno's support club, firmly opposed it, on the grounds that running and sweating may cause wounds on the hands to be infected.
The same goes for footwork training.I wanted to help with some chores of picking up the ball, but was persuaded away by other responsible students.In the end, I could only sit on the sidelines of the court and cheer for everyone in training, becoming a mascot.
"By the way, what is this backup club?"
"Oh, it's a study group. It's just that the group leader is a second-year-old child, so he named it this way. Don't worry about it."
In the evening, because of the lessons learned from the past, Yuno took her seriously.The girl who was too bored also had a plan to pretend to fall asleep first, and then get up to play (to die) after her friend fell asleep.However, because of his good physique that he can fall asleep as soon as he touches the pillow, he can only feel refreshed the next morning and regret wasting another night of life.
But this is not the worst!
The most uncomfortable thing is that after four days in a row, I have to go to the convenience store to buy bread for breakfast, eat in the cafeteria at noon - and I can't get the best set meal once, and eat takeaway at night. The girl who is absolutely obsessed with eating finally Erupted.
So on Friday morning, after Yuno rubbed her eyes and got up to wash, she found the sumptuous breakfast on the dining table that she hadn’t seen for a long time, the lunch box that had been packed, and Jasmine who was sitting at the table waiting for her to eat together, she was outraged up.
What awaited her was naturally a scolding meal, but the wound was almost healed, and this time she really took care not to let the water and food touch it, so there was no problem at all.But it's just being scolded, just get used to it, compared to this, it's more important to have delicious food!
"What do you think I'm angry for? A little heartless fool."
In the end, under her coquettish offensive, she managed to get a slap on the forehead and passed the test.
Finally, the time came to Saturday.
Today, Jasmine was also invited by Chiya Kirihara, a small kelp, and the two of them went to the game center to go crazy for an afternoon.However, what I never expected was that this product turned out to be a job.
After playing for less than half an hour, the two of them were caught by the people from the men's net department who heard the news.
When she was discovered, because of Sanada's terrible black face, Jasmine also subconsciously apologized, which led to the following major misunderstanding——
This move of hers successfully made everyone in the tennis club think that she knew Kirihara was going to practice and went to the game center with him, and she even encouraged Xiao Haidai to skip training.
Even though she didn't know about it, she was ruthlessly kept sitting, and she followed her to the tennis court for no reason. After being trained by Sanada for an hour, Jasmine came back to her senses, and weakly raised her hand to defend herself:
"Well, I didn't know that Kirihara-kun was training today..."
I always thought that my dear senior sister was deliberately helping me to share the vice minister's anger. After all, I skipped important training in order to "date" with her.And if it's a girl, Sanada will still be a little more lenient - although it's really hard to see it on the surface, Kirihara, who is sanctioned by the iron fist almost every day, knows it very well.
So Kirihara, who was extremely moved by the senior sister's dedication, added countless strange settings to her in his mind, but all of them came to naught in the end.He couldn't help being sad for a moment, and shouted:
"Senior sister, how can you abandon me? We agreed to share weal and woe?"
Jasmine also blinked her eyes in bewilderment, dazed by this sudden turning point.Facing the eyes of everyone, she thought for a long time, then retracted her claws hesitantly, and tried to say: "Ah, just pretend I didn't say it just now?"
Kirihara nodded frantically.
What a fart, it has been exposed.The teammates shook their heads and sighed.
"Chi Ye!" Iron Fist punished, "Why didn't you say such an important thing earlier!"
On this day, Akari Kirihara ran around to the point of throwing up, and Kuroki Jasmine also received a calligraphy from Sanada apologetic, writing "One lesson, one practice".
Children who play to death are praised for playing to death, those who are stupid and stupid continue to be stupid, and those who are single with strength still have a brilliant record.
The three of you are really invincible.
After hearing this tortuous story, Yuno said with emotion.
After expressing his emotions, he took a photo of this picture and sent an email to the two people.After a while I got a reply.
Dead boy: There is more than enough strength and not enough elegance.
Yukimura Seichi: It's really like Sanada's style.
One has a self-disgust, and the other has a smile. I feel that I can imagine their expressions when they received the email.
Well, although they are all pretending, Yukimura is definitely better.
Just a little bit~ a little bit.
"I said Yuno, what should I wear tomorrow?"
When I looked back, the entire floor of the room was covered with all kinds of skirts, and there was not even a place to step down.
This kid, did you take out all the clothes...
"It's just going to a concert, not going on a date with a boyfriend, so I don't care what to do, just take one."
Jasmine also pouted dissatisfiedly, and asked, "It's Yuno, if you go to the BlackStones concert tomorrow and sit in the middle of the first row, they can see you at a glance, what will you do?"
Yuno didn't even think about it, and immediately patted his friend on the shoulder, "Well, this is a serious issue, you have to think about it carefully."
After excluding the skirts that were out of season, not dignified enough, not formal enough, too childish, a bit non-mainstream, I always felt that everything that was wrong was removed, and the two reluctantly reached a consensus on a white long-sleeved dress that was so ordinary that it could not be more ordinary.
"Well, add this khaki pullover and it's OK."
Jasmine also thought about it, and went to the cabinet to find a white knitted beret and put it on.
"How about it?"
"Perfect."
"Yeah"
"Oh, by the way, the weather forecast says it might rain in Tokyo tomorrow, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out..." At this point, Yuno thought for a while and changed his mind, "Forget it, I'll take you to the station tomorrow .”
Will it rain in Tokyo tomorrow?What does that matter to her?
Ah yes, Suntory Hall is in Tokyo.
In other words, she is going to Tokyo tomorrow to attend a concert with Masayuki.
Not only going to Tokyo, but also meeting Masayuki? !
The brown-haired girl whose reflex arc was so long that it broke through the atmosphere finally discovered the terrible truth hidden behind the cheering idol band.
"Jasmine, what's the matter?" Why did you suddenly keep silent?
Jasmine also had a mournful face, and threw herself into her friend's arms tremblingly, and asked with a look of despair, "You, tell me, if I tell Mr. Zheng now that I can't go tomorrow... Will he, will he kill me? "
"What do you think?" Yuno gave her a smile that lost her dream, although she liked it very much.
"No! What to do, what to do, what should I do..."
Jasmine also threw herself on the bed frantically, rolling around with the puppet bear in her arms.
Good, so cute!
No, now is not the time to feel cute!
Yuno pinched her nose and forced herself to calm down.
"Weren't you fine just now, what happened?"
She stopped rolling and looked at her friend in dismay, but she couldn't say that after opening her mouth for a long time, and finally threw herself at Xiong Xiong again in despair.After a few seconds, he jumped up again with great momentum, and said resolutely:
"No, absolutely not, only Zheng Jun, only Zheng Jun can't. Even if he scolds me to death this time, I will..."
As he spoke, he picked up his cell phone and dialed the number on the other side.
Facing this raging wave of divine development, Yuno was shocked.However, out of a mentality of watching the show, she only stopped it symbolically.
"Calm down, Jasmine, if you have something to say, speak up."
Otherwise, Jasmine would regret it later, and she wouldn't be able to clean herself up, would she?
The phone was connected, and the ringing kept ringing, but the other party hadn't answered yet.
"No, Yuno, you won't understand."
I've made up my mind!Her eyes said so.
Yuno: ...
"Hello, Jasmine too?"
The moment has finally come!
"Good evening Sei-kun, about tomorrow's concert—"
"Ah, I just happened to have some good news for you. You called just as I was about to call you." The other person interrupted her, "I just received a notification from the organizer that we have won a special invitation ticket. You can enter the backstage to exchange and take photos with the members of the orchestra. Let me tell you in advance, remember to think about what you want to do and what you want to say.”
"Really? It's great, what should I do, what should I say, can I bring some small gifts for them?"
"Theoretically, it shouldn't work. In short, you should take it with you first, and if you can't send it, then talk about it."
"Yeah, I see! Thank you Zhengjun!"
"You're welcome." The smile on the other side spread along the receiver, making her ears itchy. Jasmine also switched to the other side to listen, and even raised her hand to scratch her ear.
"By the way, did you call me for something?"
"Ah..." The smile on the girl's face suddenly froze.After remembering the original intention of my phone call, I looked at the ceiling in despair, "It's, it's nothing, I just want to ask about tomorrow's arrangements."
Yuno: ...
Is your so-called enlightenment so cheap?
"As I said last time, you can come directly by taking the Nanboku Line. I'll wait for you at Roppongi-itchome Station, and call me when you arrive."
"Well, I see. See you tomorrow..."
"See you tomorrow."
Could not speak.
How can this be exported?
Jasmine also desperately assumed the standard posture of bending forward in frustration.
"Yuno, what should I do?" She burst into tears.
"If you'd like to tell me why you can't go, maybe I can give you some advice?" Bao.
Yuno is the type who likes to bully the more she likes someone, and Jasmine is also more naughty, the more she can get her cuteness from an indescribable dark place in her heart.Of course, if she can take the initiative to hug her after crying and ask Yuno for help, Yuno will still show mercy and help her solve the problem after hugging enough.
Alas, who made me like her so much?
Jasmine, who wiped the tears, also sniffed, feeling that her friend's face was very sincere, and there was no sign of seeing a joke at all, so she hesitated.He was vacillating between the three options of running away tomorrow to release Zhengjun's pigeons, and calling him to tell him to release his pigeons tomorrow, and telling Yuno the cause and effect, and giving her a possible solution after she died of laughter.
What?Why is there no option to tell Zhengjun the cause and effect?
Please, if he chooses this, he will definitely rush to her to verify if that thing will really happen. What is the difference between doing nothing and meeting directly tomorrow? !
"I..." After a long silence, her eyes suddenly lit up and she spoke.
Yuno concentrated her mind expectantly.
"I'll email him later!"
Yuno: ...What kind of mental journey did you go through to perfectly avoid all possible correct answers and choose the worst one?
Although she complained wildly in her heart, Yuno still didn't stop her friend from committing suicide in the end.After all, the little angel let that guy dove... Ouch, just thinking of that guy's expression makes me feel good and my heart is soaring!As for whether the little angel will be scolded or cried——
Anyway, that guy is as tall as the sky and the emperor is far away, so why not let her comfort him then?
In this way, she can take the opportunity to make some requests...
Little did she know that her friend was brainwashing a lot of inappropriate things for children, Jasmine also mobilized all her brain cells to write this email.Crackling typed a long paragraph of text and sent it, no matter how euphemistic the wording, how jumpy the content, the central idea is one sentence in a word——
Tomorrow I will let you dove.
After sending, the two waited for the other party's reply with different anxiety.
After half an hour of silence, just when Jasmine felt that her heart was about to stop beating, the incoming bell finally rang.
Akashi Seijuro: I see.
"Yeah, you've passed the test! I knew Masamune was the best~"
Looking at the cheering Jasmine, Yuno always felt that this matter would not be that simple.
It turns out she was right, because the next morning—
Akashi went to the door of her house.
The author has something to say: In the next few chapters, enter Akashi's home court.
Yuno: Do you think I'm dead?dream!
Akashi: Oh?Then we wait and see?
Jasmine: ...Why do you two always fight? ? ?
It is completely forbidden to touch the tennis racket, and even if you go to participate in club activities, you can only watch everyone practice from the sidelines.
Obviously, she can participate in physical training, but she was sent by Yuno to "monitor" her deskmate - Mioda Chitose, a die-hard member of Yuno's support club, firmly opposed it, on the grounds that running and sweating may cause wounds on the hands to be infected.
The same goes for footwork training.I wanted to help with some chores of picking up the ball, but was persuaded away by other responsible students.In the end, I could only sit on the sidelines of the court and cheer for everyone in training, becoming a mascot.
"By the way, what is this backup club?"
"Oh, it's a study group. It's just that the group leader is a second-year-old child, so he named it this way. Don't worry about it."
In the evening, because of the lessons learned from the past, Yuno took her seriously.The girl who was too bored also had a plan to pretend to fall asleep first, and then get up to play (to die) after her friend fell asleep.However, because of his good physique that he can fall asleep as soon as he touches the pillow, he can only feel refreshed the next morning and regret wasting another night of life.
But this is not the worst!
The most uncomfortable thing is that after four days in a row, I have to go to the convenience store to buy bread for breakfast, eat in the cafeteria at noon - and I can't get the best set meal once, and eat takeaway at night. The girl who is absolutely obsessed with eating finally Erupted.
So on Friday morning, after Yuno rubbed her eyes and got up to wash, she found the sumptuous breakfast on the dining table that she hadn’t seen for a long time, the lunch box that had been packed, and Jasmine who was sitting at the table waiting for her to eat together, she was outraged up.
What awaited her was naturally a scolding meal, but the wound was almost healed, and this time she really took care not to let the water and food touch it, so there was no problem at all.But it's just being scolded, just get used to it, compared to this, it's more important to have delicious food!
"What do you think I'm angry for? A little heartless fool."
In the end, under her coquettish offensive, she managed to get a slap on the forehead and passed the test.
Finally, the time came to Saturday.
Today, Jasmine was also invited by Chiya Kirihara, a small kelp, and the two of them went to the game center to go crazy for an afternoon.However, what I never expected was that this product turned out to be a job.
After playing for less than half an hour, the two of them were caught by the people from the men's net department who heard the news.
When she was discovered, because of Sanada's terrible black face, Jasmine also subconsciously apologized, which led to the following major misunderstanding——
This move of hers successfully made everyone in the tennis club think that she knew Kirihara was going to practice and went to the game center with him, and she even encouraged Xiao Haidai to skip training.
Even though she didn't know about it, she was ruthlessly kept sitting, and she followed her to the tennis court for no reason. After being trained by Sanada for an hour, Jasmine came back to her senses, and weakly raised her hand to defend herself:
"Well, I didn't know that Kirihara-kun was training today..."
I always thought that my dear senior sister was deliberately helping me to share the vice minister's anger. After all, I skipped important training in order to "date" with her.And if it's a girl, Sanada will still be a little more lenient - although it's really hard to see it on the surface, Kirihara, who is sanctioned by the iron fist almost every day, knows it very well.
So Kirihara, who was extremely moved by the senior sister's dedication, added countless strange settings to her in his mind, but all of them came to naught in the end.He couldn't help being sad for a moment, and shouted:
"Senior sister, how can you abandon me? We agreed to share weal and woe?"
Jasmine also blinked her eyes in bewilderment, dazed by this sudden turning point.Facing the eyes of everyone, she thought for a long time, then retracted her claws hesitantly, and tried to say: "Ah, just pretend I didn't say it just now?"
Kirihara nodded frantically.
What a fart, it has been exposed.The teammates shook their heads and sighed.
"Chi Ye!" Iron Fist punished, "Why didn't you say such an important thing earlier!"
On this day, Akari Kirihara ran around to the point of throwing up, and Kuroki Jasmine also received a calligraphy from Sanada apologetic, writing "One lesson, one practice".
Children who play to death are praised for playing to death, those who are stupid and stupid continue to be stupid, and those who are single with strength still have a brilliant record.
The three of you are really invincible.
After hearing this tortuous story, Yuno said with emotion.
After expressing his emotions, he took a photo of this picture and sent an email to the two people.After a while I got a reply.
Dead boy: There is more than enough strength and not enough elegance.
Yukimura Seichi: It's really like Sanada's style.
One has a self-disgust, and the other has a smile. I feel that I can imagine their expressions when they received the email.
Well, although they are all pretending, Yukimura is definitely better.
Just a little bit~ a little bit.
"I said Yuno, what should I wear tomorrow?"
When I looked back, the entire floor of the room was covered with all kinds of skirts, and there was not even a place to step down.
This kid, did you take out all the clothes...
"It's just going to a concert, not going on a date with a boyfriend, so I don't care what to do, just take one."
Jasmine also pouted dissatisfiedly, and asked, "It's Yuno, if you go to the BlackStones concert tomorrow and sit in the middle of the first row, they can see you at a glance, what will you do?"
Yuno didn't even think about it, and immediately patted his friend on the shoulder, "Well, this is a serious issue, you have to think about it carefully."
After excluding the skirts that were out of season, not dignified enough, not formal enough, too childish, a bit non-mainstream, I always felt that everything that was wrong was removed, and the two reluctantly reached a consensus on a white long-sleeved dress that was so ordinary that it could not be more ordinary.
"Well, add this khaki pullover and it's OK."
Jasmine also thought about it, and went to the cabinet to find a white knitted beret and put it on.
"How about it?"
"Perfect."
"Yeah"
"Oh, by the way, the weather forecast says it might rain in Tokyo tomorrow, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out..." At this point, Yuno thought for a while and changed his mind, "Forget it, I'll take you to the station tomorrow .”
Will it rain in Tokyo tomorrow?What does that matter to her?
Ah yes, Suntory Hall is in Tokyo.
In other words, she is going to Tokyo tomorrow to attend a concert with Masayuki.
Not only going to Tokyo, but also meeting Masayuki? !
The brown-haired girl whose reflex arc was so long that it broke through the atmosphere finally discovered the terrible truth hidden behind the cheering idol band.
"Jasmine, what's the matter?" Why did you suddenly keep silent?
Jasmine also had a mournful face, and threw herself into her friend's arms tremblingly, and asked with a look of despair, "You, tell me, if I tell Mr. Zheng now that I can't go tomorrow... Will he, will he kill me? "
"What do you think?" Yuno gave her a smile that lost her dream, although she liked it very much.
"No! What to do, what to do, what should I do..."
Jasmine also threw herself on the bed frantically, rolling around with the puppet bear in her arms.
Good, so cute!
No, now is not the time to feel cute!
Yuno pinched her nose and forced herself to calm down.
"Weren't you fine just now, what happened?"
She stopped rolling and looked at her friend in dismay, but she couldn't say that after opening her mouth for a long time, and finally threw herself at Xiong Xiong again in despair.After a few seconds, he jumped up again with great momentum, and said resolutely:
"No, absolutely not, only Zheng Jun, only Zheng Jun can't. Even if he scolds me to death this time, I will..."
As he spoke, he picked up his cell phone and dialed the number on the other side.
Facing this raging wave of divine development, Yuno was shocked.However, out of a mentality of watching the show, she only stopped it symbolically.
"Calm down, Jasmine, if you have something to say, speak up."
Otherwise, Jasmine would regret it later, and she wouldn't be able to clean herself up, would she?
The phone was connected, and the ringing kept ringing, but the other party hadn't answered yet.
"No, Yuno, you won't understand."
I've made up my mind!Her eyes said so.
Yuno: ...
"Hello, Jasmine too?"
The moment has finally come!
"Good evening Sei-kun, about tomorrow's concert—"
"Ah, I just happened to have some good news for you. You called just as I was about to call you." The other person interrupted her, "I just received a notification from the organizer that we have won a special invitation ticket. You can enter the backstage to exchange and take photos with the members of the orchestra. Let me tell you in advance, remember to think about what you want to do and what you want to say.”
"Really? It's great, what should I do, what should I say, can I bring some small gifts for them?"
"Theoretically, it shouldn't work. In short, you should take it with you first, and if you can't send it, then talk about it."
"Yeah, I see! Thank you Zhengjun!"
"You're welcome." The smile on the other side spread along the receiver, making her ears itchy. Jasmine also switched to the other side to listen, and even raised her hand to scratch her ear.
"By the way, did you call me for something?"
"Ah..." The smile on the girl's face suddenly froze.After remembering the original intention of my phone call, I looked at the ceiling in despair, "It's, it's nothing, I just want to ask about tomorrow's arrangements."
Yuno: ...
Is your so-called enlightenment so cheap?
"As I said last time, you can come directly by taking the Nanboku Line. I'll wait for you at Roppongi-itchome Station, and call me when you arrive."
"Well, I see. See you tomorrow..."
"See you tomorrow."
Could not speak.
How can this be exported?
Jasmine also desperately assumed the standard posture of bending forward in frustration.
"Yuno, what should I do?" She burst into tears.
"If you'd like to tell me why you can't go, maybe I can give you some advice?" Bao.
Yuno is the type who likes to bully the more she likes someone, and Jasmine is also more naughty, the more she can get her cuteness from an indescribable dark place in her heart.Of course, if she can take the initiative to hug her after crying and ask Yuno for help, Yuno will still show mercy and help her solve the problem after hugging enough.
Alas, who made me like her so much?
Jasmine, who wiped the tears, also sniffed, feeling that her friend's face was very sincere, and there was no sign of seeing a joke at all, so she hesitated.He was vacillating between the three options of running away tomorrow to release Zhengjun's pigeons, and calling him to tell him to release his pigeons tomorrow, and telling Yuno the cause and effect, and giving her a possible solution after she died of laughter.
What?Why is there no option to tell Zhengjun the cause and effect?
Please, if he chooses this, he will definitely rush to her to verify if that thing will really happen. What is the difference between doing nothing and meeting directly tomorrow? !
"I..." After a long silence, her eyes suddenly lit up and she spoke.
Yuno concentrated her mind expectantly.
"I'll email him later!"
Yuno: ...What kind of mental journey did you go through to perfectly avoid all possible correct answers and choose the worst one?
Although she complained wildly in her heart, Yuno still didn't stop her friend from committing suicide in the end.After all, the little angel let that guy dove... Ouch, just thinking of that guy's expression makes me feel good and my heart is soaring!As for whether the little angel will be scolded or cried——
Anyway, that guy is as tall as the sky and the emperor is far away, so why not let her comfort him then?
In this way, she can take the opportunity to make some requests...
Little did she know that her friend was brainwashing a lot of inappropriate things for children, Jasmine also mobilized all her brain cells to write this email.Crackling typed a long paragraph of text and sent it, no matter how euphemistic the wording, how jumpy the content, the central idea is one sentence in a word——
Tomorrow I will let you dove.
After sending, the two waited for the other party's reply with different anxiety.
After half an hour of silence, just when Jasmine felt that her heart was about to stop beating, the incoming bell finally rang.
Akashi Seijuro: I see.
"Yeah, you've passed the test! I knew Masamune was the best~"
Looking at the cheering Jasmine, Yuno always felt that this matter would not be that simple.
It turns out she was right, because the next morning—
Akashi went to the door of her house.
The author has something to say: In the next few chapters, enter Akashi's home court.
Yuno: Do you think I'm dead?dream!
Akashi: Oh?Then we wait and see?
Jasmine: ...Why do you two always fight? ? ?
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