[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Linda!"

"To!"

As soon as she heard the captain's stern voice, Lin Jiaojiao, who had experienced the captain's military training, reflexively "snapped", stood up straight with her head held high, and answered loudly.

Button was directly amused by Lin Jiaojiao's reaction, and laughed loudly: "Puff hahaha, poor Linda, how hard you were trained by the captain back then, your physical memory is actually so deep hahahaha!"

Lin Jiaojiao touched her pocket subconsciously, glanced casually at the laughing Barton, and murmured, "Hey, where is my knife?"

Barton's hairs stood on end, and his arrogant laughter stuck in his throat: You look for a knife when you look for a knife, and what do you want to do by looking at me? !Do you know that you will scare a Fat Chirpe to death like this!

Natasha walked over, rubbed Barton's head angrily, and said tactfully: "Clinton, in fact, sometimes you say less and make less mistakes, and more words will lead to mistakes."

Patton: ...Just say that you dislike me for talking too much!

Natasha smiled when she heard the words: "Congratulations, Clinton, your intuition is correct this time."

Barton's expression was incredible: ...? ? ? ?Nata, you have changed!

Steve also couldn't laugh or cry at Lin Jiaojiao's actions, and his tone could not help softening, but the education that should be given is still indispensable.

Steve said with a straight face: "Why did you run away from Wayne Manor before? Why didn't you run away when you saw the bad guys? These people all have guns, so what if you get hurt... um..."

Looking at Steve's ruddy lips, Lin Jiaojiao always felt a little itchy, and she didn't want to listen to his education at all.

Her eyeballs rolled around, and the next moment——

Before Steve finished speaking, Lin Jiaojiao jumped up, hugged his neck, and gnawed on those chattering sexy lips.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Stark's voice became sharper: "Linda sweetheart, what are you doing?!"

Stark was not willing to pull Lin Jiaojiao, and yelled at the dumbfounded Steve, "Old Ice Cube! Let me go! Let go!"

In the end, Stark's father broke his voice because of his anger.

Tony's heart was broken: Hey, blah, blah, my Chinese cabbage is actually a pig in public? !And let Papa Tony see me on the spot? !Shock!

Steve blushed and was about to break free when Lin Jiaojiao let him go first.

"You! You are..."

With flushed cheeks, Steve racked his brains, trying to convince Lin Jiaojiao that this behavior was bad, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't come up with any suitable reason.

He pursed his lips impatiently: "...Forget it, don't do this next time!"

Lin Jiaojiao blinked, ignoring the angry Stark who was stopped by Barton, Natasha and others: "Don't worry, I will only do this to you, captain!"

For some reason, Steve was not disgusted with Lin Jiaojiao's behavior, and even felt his heart beating a little faster.

The centenarian scratched his head blankly: Maybe it's because he was rarely kissed by girls before... right?

Barton hugged Stark tightly, and tried to comfort him: "Tony, think about it, it's really not easy for the captain to find someone who likes him, so don't bother them."

Stark couldn't break free from the confinement of other teammates, so he could only stare at Steve with a lifeless face, gritted his teeth and spit out a word:...beast!

As for Barton, Stark made a heartfelt note for him: cancel his funding later, and triple the amount of training!

At this moment, the ignorant Barton suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck, and rushed out with a sneeze.

"Ah Choo—who's missing me?"

Dick, who knew nothing about the emotional disputes among members of the Avengers, saw the previous scene and wailed in his heart: Stop, you guys are showing affection like this, have you considered the idea of ​​a single dog like me? !

However, seeing that the other party seemed to ignore his existence, Dick bulged his cheeks and had no choice but to lift the Penguin on the ground.

However, as soon as he lifted the penguin, two cracked durians rolled down from the other person's body.

Dick, who hadn't seen the crazy scene before, saw this, and threw away the penguin in his hand in fright. The penguin, who was unconscious, hit the back of his head straight on the ground with a "boom".

Dick looked horrified: WTF, why did Copperfield put two durians on his chest?

And when he saw durians and even prickly pears rolling out of the chests of several of Copperfield's men, he just felt a little suffocated.

Is it a new Arkham fashion to wear women's clothes and stuff durians or prickly pears on the chest?

Dick: Sorry, but I can't think of anything else.

After seeing the tragic situation of Penguin, Bruce laughed mercilessly, and quickly took pictures from various angles for archiving.

"Oh, that woman finally did something human!"

"What woman?" Dick with pointed ears looked up suspiciously.

Bruce frowned, and reprimanded lightly: "Don't ask so many questions about children!"

Dick, who knew nothing, was confused by the training, but he didn't dare to ask more questions. He could only touch his nose and put all his doubts in his heart.

He returned to the manor from the bat cave, but was shocked by the devastation.

"Alfred, what's going on here?"

Ah Fu said surprisingly: "Ah, young master, maybe it was caused by the master's tutu?"

The black question mark on Dick's head: ...I'm just not here for a few hours, why does it sound like I missed a lot of exciting content? !

Still, Bruce, a tutu?

After imagining that scene, Dick couldn't help shivering, hugging his frail self.

Shelduck, Bruce in women's clothing, etc., are really scary!

Steve couldn't figure out what was really going on in his mind for a while, he was rarely in a mess.

Lin Jiaojiao didn't force him, but snapped her fingers: "Bumblebee—"

The bumblebee "clicks" a few times, and quickly transforms from a human form into a cool car.

Lin Jiaojiao jumped into the car and waved to Steve with a smile: "Captain, do you want to come in and go back with me?"

Steve, whose head was still muddled, shook his head subconsciously, and Stark, who finally broke free, jumped forward and put his hand on the doorknob aggressively: "I'm coming!"

However, he tugged for a long time, but did not pull the door.

Embarrassment froze on Stark's face: ...So, now even a car is going to bully him? !

Lin Jiaojiao held back her smile, and touched Bumblebee comfortingly: "Bumblebee, be good, open the door and let Mr. Stark get in the car."

Bumblebee opened its own broadcast: "Beep-beep-profiteering tendency is a terrible mental illness, and people with violent tendencies are easy to do extreme things. Interacting with them may cause direct personal injury. [1] Beep beep -"

The smile on Stark's face gradually disappeared: ... What are you talking about?Say it again?

After finally getting into the car, Stark struggled for a long time, and even started to Google "how to talk to children about puppy love", "how to properly educate children who have rebelled" and other such questions.

However, he googled for a long time, but he couldn't find a satisfactory answer, so he had to rack his brains and organize his words.

When the Hornet was approaching Gotham Bridge, Stark finally had a clue.

"Ahem", he cleared his throat, and was about to speak——

"boom--"

The Hornet slammed on the brakes and was inevitably rear-ended.

Caught off guard by the pain, Stark poked his head out angrily, but happened to see a tall figure, holding a gun, standing on top of the Gotham Bridge.

And behind that figure, stood a group of heavily armed men, with their guns staring at everyone.

"Today, everyone is not allowed to pass through here, and all return to Gotham!"

Lin Jiaojiao squinted at the man for a while, then touched her chin and smacked her lips: "Bain?"

Stark reacted with a headache: "Another enemy of the old bat?"

"mark……"

Before Stark finished speaking, Lin Jiaojiao in the front seat was the first to speak: "[Brother, play on the swing!]"