[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

"Fuck? Bruce, are you going to change your gender?!"

Before Stark finished speaking, he was almost blown away by the scene in front of him, and he couldn't help blurting out his inner thoughts.

The other Avengers members who followed had never seen such a "famous" scene, and they were stunned for a while, and the awkward atmosphere permeated the whole building.

Bruce jumped, picked up a vase and threw it at Stark: "What kind of sex change! Even if Tony Stark goes to change sex, I can't change sex!"

"Hey hey hey! Old bat! Hit people without slapping your face!"

In terms of physical fitness alone, Stark doesn't even have the strength to fight Batman. He is a pure fighting scum. He can only jump and cover his face to avoid it, while not forgetting to tease Batman with a mean face.

"I really didn't expect that your hobbies are so special, you like small skirts, so cute~"

"Hey wait, Bruce, your skirt is up, wow~ The capital is so rich, it's just a little smaller than Iron Man!"

Batman staggered, freed one hand, and hurriedly pressed the hem of the skirt, leaning his knees together awkwardly.

"This pose is very similar to the one in Marilyn Monroe's Seven Year Itch! So Bruce, you also watch this movie?"

"Stark, shut up!"

The hit rate of Batman whose anger value has been pushed to max has also been maximized, but Stark also seems to have activated the miss skill, perfectly avoiding all "hidden weapons".

Just like that, the entire corridor fell into a state of chaos.

It's just pity for Barton who was on the sidelines. Every time he tried to escape, he was finally hit with a "bang" by Bruce's hidden weapon.

Barton cried and fainted in the corner: "Banna, Nata, why am I the one who gets hurt every time?!"

Natasha's eyes faltered, but Banner said hesitantly: "Well, maybe it's because you are not good looking?"

Button's crying stopped instantly, and he stared at Honest Banner with red eyes.

"Banner, cut off friendship for one minute! Please remember me firmly in the future! Clinton Barton! The group favorite of the Avengers!"

Natasha's mouth twitched.

Banner: "Barton, your skin is getting thicker and thicker, and you feel that you can bear Hulk's slap."

Barton stopped talking for a moment, crying in his heart: You know how to bully me, this little cutie!

The scuffle finally ended, and the entire corridor was completely destroyed.

Both sides leaned on the wall to breathe.

"Bruce, you..."

As soon as Tony opened his mouth, Bruce subconsciously moved his dantian, rushing to interrupt him: "Stark, shut up!"

However, it was probably due to excessive luck, and everyone present heard a crisp "tearing" sound.

All eyes instantly focused on the source of the sound—Bruce's chest.

In the next second, the fragile-looking ballet costume happily split from the middle, revealing the strong chest muscles underneath.

Bruce subconsciously covered his chest before the two o'clock came out.

In this chaos, there is only one person who stands out from the crowd——Steve, who has experienced too much in his dreams.

He glanced at Bruce, whose big breasts directly broke the ballet suit, without saying a word, and there was no superfluous expression on his face, which barely comforted Bruce, whose head was about to explode...

Weird.

The only woman, Natasha, began to laugh: "Then what, I don't think it's suitable to visit Wayne Manor today, haha!"

Mao Mao, who had been watching the farce for a long time, raised her red lips slightly: "The good show is over, I'm leaving first, you guys chat slowly~"

Before Bruce could speak, Catwoman flipped out of the window with a light figure.

When she turned to leave, Steve raised his eyes, glanced at her back, and quickly lowered his eyes.

He didn't expect that the woman who put a seed in his body that night was actually Catwoman.

Bruce ●The bloody ballerina who was pitted ●Wayne: Convex!

Alfred acted as if nothing had happened.

Facing the members of the Avengers who visited him and Bruce Ladies Play, he still spoke with an elegant British accent: "I understand the positive mood of everyone wanting to visit Wayne Manor, but I sincerely hope that everyone can understand, The estate is not easy to maintain.”

Stark's mouth was bald, and he scratched his head subconsciously: "Ah, how much is it? How about you go back and calculate the compensation with Jarvis?"

The angle of the butler's mouth in a ballet costume remained unchanged: "That's not necessary, the Wayne family has never been short of money. As long as your butler is free to come over and be a guest."

As soon as these words came out, Stark reacted: You and my old Jia actually know each other? !

Bruce took a deep breath: So Ah Fu, you don't care about your master and my loss for the sake of your old friend? !No matter what, I have to dig a sum of money from that guy!

Forget it, this is my old housekeeper, what else can he do?Of course it is spoiled (bushi)...

Ah Fu doesn't know how to read minds, so he naturally doesn't know the inner thoughts of his master Tsundere.

The "thin-skinned" Bruce really couldn't bear the surprised eyes of the Avengers group, and decided to let the culprit come out to solve the problem.

only……

"What about people?"

Bruce turned his head to search for a long time, but he didn't see Lin Jiaojiao's shadow.

"Who?" Barton was a little puzzled.

Bruce said in a deep voice: "Whoever you come to look for, you are talking about whoever you are."

He naturally knew that Lin Jiaojiao was with this group of people.

"Oh, you said Linda, I remember she was with me..." together?

Button was talking, but found that Lin Jiaojiao was no longer around him: "Hey, where is Linda?"

Jason, who was hiding upstairs to watch the show, showed his small head: "Bruce, are you talking about that black-haired Asian woman?"

Hearing this, everyone looked up at him.

Jason grinned, showing his small white teeth, looking extraordinarily innocent and extraordinarily little devil: "I remember when you guys started fighting, she slipped away!"

Avengers+Bruce: ...What are you talking about? !The wind is a bit strong and you can't hear clearly?

"Bumblebee Bumblebee? Where are you?"

At this time, Lin Jiaojiao, who used her ability to sneak out of Wayne Manor, looked around for her car, completely forgetting about Bruce and Ah Fu who were disguised as women.

It's a pity that she yelled for a long time but there was no response.

"Isn't it? Where did the bumblebee go?" Lin Jiaojiao muttered, rolled up her sleeves and was about to go out to find someone, oh no, the Autobot.

It's just that she didn't run very far, and when she got to a road, she saw the bumblebee sneaking around the corner, poking its head.

She blinked, ran up with a hey smile, jumped up, hugged the bumblebee, and covered the bumblebee's big blue eyes: "Bumblebee bumblebee, guess who I am—"

"Who?"

Just when Lin Jiaojiao was still confused, a row of black gun muzzles suddenly appeared in the mini fruit shop that Bumblebee was paying attention to.

Lin Jiaojiao was startled: ...!This Nima is comparable to Wuling Hongguang!

"Well, we just passed by..."

Before Lin Jiaojiao could finish pleading, a hoarse voice came from inside the room: "No one will be left alive!"

The next moment, Bumblebee quickly hugged Lin Jiaojiao, with his back to the muzzle of the gun, and the bullets fell on Bumblebee's back with a "bang bang bang".

Lin Jiao, who was protected by the bumblebee, was furious.

She looked through her emoticon library, but found that none of them were enough to vent her anger. Out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly discovered a new ability in her mind, called "the emoticons made by myself are the most delicious".

Lin Jiaojiao clasped her claws: It's decided!She wants to go to the battle to modify it herself, and try to see if the emoticon package she created can work.

She quickly put two durians into the chest of the lady's dress in her mind, and then added a line of words at the bottom [people live for two words - women's clothes].

After the second speed P, Lin Jiaojiao quickly added the picture to the expression, selected all the people in the room with one click, and sent her most "sincere" "blessings".

Two or three seconds after the emoji was sent, the clothes on all the gunmen changed into the same set of ladies, complete with a lady hat and a golden wig.

The next moment, they dropped their guns at the same time, ran to the stalls in the fruit shop, stretched their claws towards the durians, and then thrust them into their chests one by one——